Thursday, November 22nd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Jamie Lee Curtis (54)
Jamie Campbell Bower (24)
Scarlett Johansson (28)
Tyler Hilton (29)
Karen O (34)
Boris Becker (45)
Mark Ruffalo (45)
Michael Kenneth Williams (46)
Mads Mikkelsen (47)
Mariel Hemingway (51)
Donny Deutsch (55)
Richard Kind (56)
Steve Van Zandt (62)
Billie Jean King (69)
Terry Gilliam (72)
Robert Vaughn (80)
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Work that sock game, JLC! PS: Gimme your husband. Kthanxbye.
Jillian Jamie Lee looks like Kristen Stewart.
Damn, I share a bday with ScarJo??? Not good.
Nice socks, Activia lady.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
That is one HOT picture of JLC !!!
Hey, I can actually speak on this whole JLC hermaphrodite story. A friend of mine (a doctor) went into practice in LA and said the story is true. Jamie was born a boy, technically, with a peen, they discovered she had both peen and vag, and of course, it was easiest to remove said peen and "make" her a girl. Explains her younger androgynous look and subsequent boob jobs. And I worked in a hospital with a huge pediatric unit, and this happens much more than people realize. I constantly had to change names on newborns when the parents had to decide on a sex for their child. Happens a lot.
Love love love Jamie Lee and Mariel. HB you hot sluts, glad to share my age decade with you gals!!
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
I loooooooove Richard Kind in every thing he does, drama or comedy. one of my favoritest actors ever, very HB Richard!
HB Jamie Lee -- not sure now if i should remember you for your acting or your bowel regularity
HB Mark Ruffalo. call me.
HB to my second favorite member of the original E Street Band (Clarence Clemons is first. i think the band also had some guy in front screaming at the top of his lungs into a microphone).
HB rest of the list
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
HB Karen O - love you to beats. ;)
Oh Scarlett. Like Whamo, I don't care what they say about you. Anyone who was in Lost In Translation can do no wrong, I even forgive you for marrying that douchebag.
Also HB to JLC (the original hermie peen suspect), Ruffalo, Gilliam, and Ms. Hemingway,
It's not too late to say Happy Thanksgiving to all of you american d-lusters.
that's def the hottest pic of jamie lee curtis i've ever seen
JLC I covet your husband.
Terry Gilliam is a genius-that's all. I can't believe he's a peepaw.
HB Tina Weymouth and Mark Ruffalo.
Girl is still hot!! Love JLC!! Happy BDay, love.
(lol@bm yogurt)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
HBD OMAR! You come at the King, you best not miss.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
nice tuck
HBD, Billie Jean King!! The real deal.
Happy Thanksgiving dlisters, and in honor of Michael k. Williams, here's "The Wire: The Musical"-
http://m.funnyordie.com/videos/414fa4b226/the-wire-the-musical-with-mich...
HB Stevie from the E Street Band, Jamie Lee Curtis, and creepy Bond villain Mads Mikkelsen (he played Le Chiffre in Casino Royale). The bleeding eye was a nice touch.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 2:14pm.
When I first came to North America a lot of people were dismayed and shocked that we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz. I had no clue what Thanksgiving was -- other than an opportunity to gorge on turkey & fight with your extended family
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You got it - that's the tradition. With punkin' pie too.
Happy Birthday Jamie Lee! Keep coverin' up those cankles!
HB to Karen O, Mark♡, Mads♡ and all the other birthday sluts today!
Lalamaria where are you? It's hottie Mads' birthday!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 12:32pm.
HB Man from U.N.C.L.E dude. He just had a part on Corrie Street. I was suprised how good he still looks.
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I watched his appearances, and thought the same thing!
HB to him and Jamie! Her body was/is insane.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Happy Happy Happy Turkey Day Dlisters!! HB RobertV, AKA Napoleon Solo (I'm soul from K.A.N.S.A.S (kicky american not such a smartie ;)
HappyBirthday to all born on 11.22! =D
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"As long as you have a nice box of grits, you have a side dish waiting to happen, on so many levels." -Paula Deen
Happy birthday to our El Bastardo!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
HB to Mark & Scarlett!!!!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 2:00pm.
Happy Bday Karen O, Steve Van Zandt, Terry Gilliam, and Tina Weymouth!
Happy Thanksgiving, folks!, and Good Day to the non-American dlisters!
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Thanks Mike! Happy Thanksgiving to you. When I first came to North America a lot of people were dismayed and shocked that we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz. I had no clue what Thanksgiving was -- other than an opportunity to gorge on turkey & fight with your extended family(as shown in American movies) :D
HB to Jamie Lee Curtis. I like her. She's real.
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Mads Mikkelsen, yes yes yes I am yours.
Happy B-Day Karen O - J'adore the Yeah Yeah Yeahs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhwhcoM3nQ
And Happy Thanksgiving Peeps!
Happy Bday Karen O, Steve Van Zandt, Terry Gilliam, and Tina Weymouth!
Happy Thanksgiving, folks!, and Good Day to the non-American dlisters!
mmmmark ruffalo!
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watching hardcore ufos
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you DListed turkeys.
Lots of talented Bday sluts. Happy Birthday to Jaime Lee Curtis. I've always loved her. I just think she's a cool lady and I love her unusual beauty. HB to ScarJo. I have to admit she won me over with 'The Avengers' and I really loved 'Ghost World'.
HB to the insanely talented Karen O and the adorable, talented Mark Ruffalo. 'You Can Count on Me' is one of my favorite movies ever and I love him for telling Jakey G to put on his big girl pants after he bitched about making 'Zodiac'.
HB to Michael K. Williams. Loved him as Omar on 'The Wire' and loooove him as Chalky White on 'Boardwalk Empire'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
...oh and Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone!!!...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
HB Karen O, have a blast today and hurry up with the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs cd!
Jamie Lee Curtis....Man she was a hottie back in the day fo sho....I'll move her bowels for her ...too early for ya:P hhehe
Scarlett Johansson...I don't care what they say Scarlett, I think you're pretty and I like the "meaty" big boobed version of you.
Mark Ruffalo...BIG fan this dude has talent, has anyone ever seen the film What Doesn't Kill You with Ethan Hawke? Great gritty film and Mark was awesome in it.
Michael Kenneth Williams...bitches better run if you see Omar. The Wire was one of THE BEST shows EVER on TV.
Richard Kind....he was great in Spin City, I've seen he do some great serious role as well...just can't think of any LOL
Steve Van Zandt...Now this dude knows his music but I still like him as much for his Sopranos Silvio character as much as anything.
Billie Jean King....Women loved when she wiped the floor with Bobby Riggs, lol. I was a little to young to really understand what was going on but I do remember it.
Terry Gilliam...The Life of Brian, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Brazil, Monty Python..this guy does it all what a super talent. I'd have to say Life of Brian, Time Bandits and Holy Grail are my faves.
Happy Bday Sluts
HB Mariel Hemingway, thanks for Personal Best and for kissing Roseanne
HB Mark Ruffalo, thanks for You Can Count on Me and for your efforts against fracking, possibly the most extreme and ruinous technology (aside from nuclear power plants) ever invented
HB Billie Jean King, I worship the ground you walk on!
Happy Thanksgiving to MK and all you d-knuckleheads!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Kate Gosselin stole her hair from Jamie Lee.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Mads Mikkelsen--- yes, please and with skumfiduser on top.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you ;)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Mark Ruffalo - rowr! Loved him in The Kids are Alright! Donny Deutche makes the douche jokes too easy. Happy bday to everyone else. Happy Thanksgiving to Dlisters!
Jamie had a great figure, but she was never pretty -- horsie face. Not a HB to pig snout ScarHo -- can't stand her.
Happy Thanksgiving Raul & all Dlisted peeps!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
...wow Jamie Lee had quite the bod back in the day...HB and keep on downing that yogurt that makes you p**p...
...I remember the girls ogling over Boris Becker back in the day...not so creamable now tho eh, ladies? http://www.boris-becker.tv/ oh well, HB anyway...
...Mariel Hemingway turned out to be such a BABE in Star 80 despite being an unusual casting choice...HB...
...Robert Vaughn...you wonderful old honey-baked ham of an actor...great to see you still looking healthy and working...HB!!!...
...Terry Gilliam has made some interesting movies, but I find his comedy act as overrated as the rest of the Python bunch......HB anyway Terry...
...and HB to any dListers who were born this day!!!...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Don't talk about Jamie and her bowl moving yogurt! That stuff actually works!!!
Raul wishes all you horz a Happy Thanksgiving!
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
JLC was a POA even if she was a hermie, now just pimps yogurt that makes play Call of Doody Brown Ops #2.
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
wow. Jamie used to be pretty hawt.. and now she's pimping bowel movement yogurt.
HB Man from U.N.C.L.E dude. He just had a part on Corrie Street. I was suprised how good he still looks.