Mike Rowe Is Out Of A (Dirty) Job
You probably already heard this news last night when your mom, or who ever is hosting Thanksgiving dinner, called to tell you that they've put the frozen turkey on the front porch and you can come pick it up and cook it your damn self, because they aren't getting out of bed today. There's no reason to go on. It's just going to be them, a bottle of wild turkey and a box of raw Stove-Top in bed, because they need some time to get over the fact that the Discovery Channel ruined their lives. Mike Rowe announced on HuffPo last night that Discovery has done horny straight ladies and gays wrong by yanking Dirty Jobs. Blame Romney.
KY's sales will drop and they have Discovery to thank for that. This is how Mike Rowe explained why he's in the back of the unemployment line with Chevy Chase:
Whenever Dirty Jobs goes off the air for a few months, people start to wonder if the show has been canceled. Rumors begin to swirl, and questions about the show's future fill my inbox. Over the years it's been my pleasure to assure anxious fans that Dirty Jobs is coming back for another season. And indeed, we always have. Alas, this year, I'm afraid I cannot dispel the rumors. A few weeks ago, I was officially informed that Dirty Jobs had entered into a new phase. One I like to call, "permanent hiatus." Or in the more popular industry vernacular, canceled.
My first instinct was to immediately pass the news on to you, but frankly, it's taken me a few weeks to digest. Dirty Jobs is a very personal show, and it's difficult for me to imagine a future that does not involve exploding toilets, venomous snakes, misadventures in animal husbandry, and feces from every species. Nevertheless, the future is here, and while it does not appear to contain any more Dirty Jobs, it will almost certainly include another Thanksgiving. So in the spirit of the holiday, I'd like to thank those people most responsible for reinvigorating my erstwhile career, and launching the most honest show in the history of reality TV.
You never thought you'd ever pinch your nipples to the sight of a man crawling through a tunnel of rats in the sewer , but Mike Rowe made it sexy. It's the end of a fapping era. Well, at least Mike Rowe now has time to pursue his true destinies: the power top with all the lines in gay porn and a time traveler. I say "time traveler," because Mike Rowe was destined to be a Playgirl pin-up circa 1982.
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I want to be his loofa.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This is presented without comment or political opinion (and I didn't even have time to read all the comments, so I'm sorry if someone already posted this). Behold, Mike Rowe's Peen Print:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3tmr17c2rY
Is that supposed to be hot? Nice tits, man
Mike Rowe = GOP, end of thread.
I agree with Mike, there is no shame in being a skilled plumber or carpenter and we need them everyday. Bring back affordable technical schools!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I never wanted to be a bath poof so much as I do now. NICE pic. Yes, please. I have a list of dirty-nasty- filthy jobs for Mike. :)
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
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lol, yeah what am i thinking? i had to go wiki him -- not only does he know how to talk, he's a trained opera singer.
and i'm going to ease up offa him because he lives in San Francisco ;-)
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and for the record, dumb fucks out there, i saw on wiki that even romney said the man was not supporting him:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/26/romney-gets-down-and-dir...
stupid motherfuckers trying to start political arguments with absolutely wrong factual bases. welcome to dlisted
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, he speaks? That's minor, and that's a nice chest, lol
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@ Within -- lol, well, i've noticed he wears tight jeans and stands with his legs apart in the commercials. but i find his voice so lounge lizard swarmy i ignore. but if i had a 3D tv and the bulge was sitting next to me on my couch ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, I heard he brought bulge to his commercials. Not true? ;p
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god fucking dammit can MK put up a fucking post about ANY fucking thing without it turning to a goddam dumb ass political argument based on pure speculation? can he? just once? and maybe today?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
oh. this is the asshole in those Ford commercials. have always wondered why i was supposed to know who he is. have always wanted him to stfu.
yeah. my heart bleeds for him.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:42pm.
I find it just a little ironic that he supports Romney, the man that said "Let Detroit go bankrupt". Yet he gets a nice, fat paycheck from doing commercials for Ford... a company that most likely would have gone under along with the rest of the American auto companies if not for gov't bailouts.
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Rowe DID NOT support Romney and is not a Republican. but a registered Independent. He invited both Obama AND Romney to speak at a convention for blue collar workers, who he supports, and Romney was the only one who showed up. Rowe has addressed this time and time again.
I find it just a little ironic that he supports Romney, the man that said "Let Detroit go bankrupt". Yet he gets a nice, fat paycheck from doing commercials for Ford... a company that most likely would have gone under along with the rest of the American auto companies if not for gov't bailouts.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:50am.
... and here comes my breakfast.
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Dude looks like Chevy Chase Bwahaaaaaa!!!
hahaha you're right. an excuse to watch this..;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:50am.
... and here comes my breakfast.
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Dude looks like Chevy Chase Bwahaaaaaa!!!
That bathtub is way too small.
Submitted by JoJo on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:40pm.
Yumm...He's HOT!!! I'll take two (cuz I'll wear the first one out!)"
This made me laugh.
He is attractive because he's manly as hell and personable, from what I've seen. I would.
When all these guys look like Ryan Seacrest, it's nice to feast upon a fur-chested alpha male.
I'm not seeing hotness no where around that.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
... and here comes my breakfast.
::chandler bing voice:: could this picture BE more cheezy?
I'll bet he does better $$$ with the Ford commercials than a cable show. It's Discovery Channel's loss not Mike's.
I enjoyed him on the show. The way they present it in a repetitive manner is irritating, but mike was very enjoyable.
Hahaha Loopy and Bebeh, stand back hussies! I'm first! LOL!
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god he is hot as hell. dayummm daddy
"feces from every species" haha
Nooo...An ode: Dirty Jobs Mike/I've always liked/the way you clean/and fit your jeans/and the guy on Cash Cab/That one, too/Oh, the things we three would do/and despite my name/I'm a chick/I'll bring it on/You bring the HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!! (What did you think I was gonna say????)
Mike Rowe is NOT a Republican. Mitt Romney agreed to show up at one of Rowe's blue collar rallies. Mike Rowe has an organization to bring back blue collar jobs. Rowe hates it when he is called a Republican.
I would let him drill me until the house was earthquake proof.
That is all.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
that sucks 'cos Mike may be a stupid Republican, but he's a damn hot one with a sense of humor (a oxymoron if ever there was one) and hell yes, I'd hit that. and you'd better believe a shit-eating grin would follow!
hope he resurfaces elsewhere - we old gals need the man-babes...
You know, I haven't had a TV since circa 2007...(not that I don't get my tv on at other peeps houses cuz I do) and even though I never watched this show (have a problem with poo viewing sitches...just no. That and watching peeps puke. Cant), I know this was a popular as hell show and I got to know Mike Rowe first through DListed then his cute paper towel commercials, so even I have the sads and I've never seen even one episode of his show.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......Mike! Come back Mike!
Dirty Jobs was such perfect show, hubby and I bonded during that show. He watched for the funny jobs, I watched for Mike and then afterwards hubby got the benefit of me watching Mike.
Discovery Channel sucks! *shakes fist*
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Saggy, hairy moobs are just off-putting.
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Shiitake happens...
There was always something I didn't like about this guy that I couldn't put my finger on. Then like fellow douchebags Kid Rock, Tobey Keith and Donald Trump, he came out in support of Romney. Then I went, ohhhh he's a fucking Republican. I get it now. Good luck with those "aw shucks" annoying Ford ads, a car company that handsomely funded the Nazi regime. Do the research. Bye dick. Yes, I've had a few drinks today.
Who the fuck is this
Yumm...He's HOT!!! I'll take two (cuz I'll wear the first one out!)
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This is fifty fucking shades of WRONG. More like a hundred. WRONG WRONG FUCKING WRONG!!!
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Sucks being out of a job. Maybe Mrs. Romney could use a new stable boy for the dancing horses.
Never saw it. One of the many people I know only because of dlisted.
He needs to come out with a calendar. :P
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 7:19pm.
My comment was a bit apropros of nothing, but I've been waiting for "Grand Canyon Collision" so effing long that I had to get it off my chest somewhere.
http://youtu.be/svwVHo0u-wI
You're welcome, D-Listers.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Yep, this Republican celebrity said many people would be losing their jobs if Obummer was re-elected. Looks like he was right.
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I hope your free abortions are worth it because your daughter, your daughter's daughter, and your daughter's daughter's daughter will be paying for them throughout the next couple of centuries. If America still exists.~ pfk
I'm sure Mike has plenty of voice overs and commercials in his future yet. I'm pretty sick of hearing his voice all the time, him and Thom Beers.
...what a classy way to say goodbye to his fans...
...his letter/email I mean...not the circa 1982 Pl*yg*rl photo...
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Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 7:14pm.
I loved the way guys looked then, natural and not over-gymed and over-manscaped, they looked like men should look.
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oh yes honey, even in the 70s honey, yes very natural honey
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NNnnnnooooooooo!
And I LOVE Air Crash Investigations!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I would so do a 3way with him and Ben Bailey (the guy from Cash Cab) All that fur makes me weak, and I agree with MK about 1982 Playgirl. I loved the way guys looked then, natural and not over-gymed and over-manscaped, they looked like men should look.
"Questions about the show's future fill my inbox."
Dunno why, but that seems sexual, lol.
I just want to know where the fuck is the new episode of Air Crash Investigations. They've been keeping everybody waiting for more than a month.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Wow what a hot pic! That dirty man, he cleans up good.
He can always go back to wetting housewife panties on QVC.
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"CONGRATULATIONS R.A. Dickey -- 2012 NL Cy Young Winner"
I'd take a bath with Mike. I would. #noshame ha!
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