Olivier Martinez Beat Gabriel Aubry's Ass On Thanksgiving Morning

This bitch has the absolute gall to show her face with her daughter the day after. Does she have no shame?

Oliver's a dick (well documented stories on him) and halle's a bitch (stories on her too).. they make a perfect couple. I think gabriel should sue the sh*t out of oliver.. breaking someones ribs and causing them head injuries is not the result of defending yourself from a punch to the shoulder...

And these too ass clowns (halle + oliver) weren't so bothered by this altercation as they were out and about after this..

This sitch would make me laugh and laugh were it not for little Nahla being turned into an emotional basket-case for the rest of her life from this kind of BS.

I don't think Gabriel is particularly bright and has had a tough life (foster care, etc) so doesn't always make the best choices.

I think Halle is a confused, bitter woman who has had a tough life (being deserted by her dad, getting cheated on by husbands) and wouldn't know a healthy relationship if it tapped her on the butt. She seeks out damaged men and then goes out of her way to create drama bc it's all she knows. Sadly, she's ensuring her daughter will have the same kind of issues.

I think Olivier is an angry, volatile guy who left school very young and had to make his way with his fists and his hustling. He is only comfortable when there is drama: cheated on Mira Sorvino and Kylie and now is with crazy Berry. No doubt he explains it to himself as, "Hah ham ha passionate Frenchman!" but in fact, he's just unstable.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:11pm.
The enduring image of Olivier Martinez in my head is one I saw years ago in some tabloid: He and Kylie Minogue were sitting at a cafe table in Paris or somewhere, her whole body was turned away from him and he was shouting at her. This was while she was recovering from breast cancer treatment. Fucking jackass. He and Halle go together like piss and shit.

Lucy, there you go reading into body language like it means something! (It absolutely does). I hope when the video comes out Gabriel can sue for Oliver ruining his career, you know, his face. Halle is gorgeous but it's a breathtaking package with dog shit inside.

Unless Gabriel was threatening to kill Nahla or even Halle, I don't see why Olivier had to get involved. He jacked Gabriel up. Wish we knew the real story.

Within - Obviously, this along with broken ribs are NOT a result of one punch defending oneself. He got him down and try to beat the shit out of him. This silly charge as a result of Gabriel being citizen arrested while nearly unconcious will be thrown out in a day or so.
He probably won't sue, but he ought to.

Oh, and Nahla will NOT ever forgive this.

The enduring image of Olivier Martinez in my head is one I saw years ago in some tabloid: He and Kylie Minogue were sitting at a cafe table in Paris or somewhere, her whole body was turned away from him and he was shouting at her. This was while she was recovering from breast cancer treatment. Fucking jackass. He and Halle go together like piss and shit.

lol, if Aubry is smart for the past two days his agent has been collecting job offers that Aubry now cannot accept because of his injuries. you know all of his designer, mag editors, etc buddies would help him out with this

/rubs hands with evil glee at the upcoming lawsuit

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 1:56pm.

/is is evil for me to have wished that Halle had been the one to end up in the hospital?

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No, not really. I truly believe she is an evil, completely self-absorbed nutcase and that she cannot put her kid's best interests ahead of her own. Aubrey needs to control his temper for sure but I genuinely feel for him.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 1:36pm.

lol, it's written more strongly than i actually feel about it. and thanks for the greeting!

Bitch [i just refuse to type her name] has been with Martinez for a couple of years now. i don't think the seeing Nahla be affectionate to another man issue would be a flashpoint for Aubry by now.

but i do categorically feel that people do bite too easily into what "the stahs" put in front of us, even in the so-called candid pap photos. i may be overly cynical but i assume that every public figure -- entertainer or politician -- is playing their "role" every time a camera lens snaps. it's like peeling the layers of an onion to see where the real person starts and the role ends. happy shiny family celebrity photos mean nothing to me. nothing.

/is is evil for me to have wished that Halle had been the one to end up in the hospital?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gabriel is going to be lucky if that doesn't leave scars. Olivier should get arrested for assault, and have a restraining order against him.

I hope Gabriel's lawyers get him more child support from Halle, because he's not going to be working for awhile.

Submitted by stefystef on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:23am.
Damn, he got jacked!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/24/gabriel-aubry-olivier-martinez-halle-berry...
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Holy smokes! That face is going to take a while to heal. OUCH!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 1:30pm.

give me a fucking break. you see staged papparazzi photos of an actor carrying someone else's child while smiling at said child and from THAT you reach the conclusion that Olivier Martinez is "kind and loving" to Nahla like she's his own?! what planet do some of you live on?

and now we can look forward to the Aubry-Martinez civil trial. you don't fuck up a professional models's face like that and not get sued...

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Geez, relax! If you're referring to the post I made, I was talking generally about separated parents and step-parents and the battles they get into over the children they share. I have no idea if Martinez is kind to Nahla but there's no evidence that indicates he isn't and we have to assume that even a fruitcake like Halle wouldn't allow him to be mean to her child. It's not such a reach to consider that Aubry, whom I sympathize with, feels threatened because Nahla is fond of Martinez.

Oh and Happy Birthday. :)

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give me a fucking break. you see staged papparazzi photos of an actor carrying someone else's child while smiling at said child and from THAT you reach the conclusion that Olivier Martinez is "kind and loving" to Nahla like she's his own?! what planet do some of you live on?

and now we can look forward to the Aubry-Martinez civil trial. you don't fuck up a professional models's face like that and not get sued...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Damn, he got jacked!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/24/gabriel-aubry-olivier-martinez-halle-berry...

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:33am.

That was sweet.

Dayummm, have y'all seen the pix? Gabriel got THRASHED!!!! I mean homeboy's face is FUCKED UP. Great big ol' swollen shiner!!

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Well said Joe Shmoe. Takes a big heart to live love.

I think that the root of Gabriel's rage is the idea that Olivier is going to replace him as Nahla's papa and that Olivier is at least partly responsible for trying to take the child half way across the world. It must *kill* him to see pix in the media of Olivier carrying Nahla around, playing with her and being affectionate with her. He probably feels that he's being slowly squeezed out of the picture. That may not be rational but when it comes to your child you're not always rational, unfortunately. Getting into a punch up with O.M. in front of Nahla is just so bloody stupid and doesn't reflect well on him - in fact it just feeds into fruitcake Halle's past allegations that he has anger issues. I wish he would show more self-control for Nahla's sake.

It takes a lot of maturity, more than many separated parents can muster, to accept that if a step-parent is kind and loving to your child, that's a gift; and if your child loves them and grows attached to them because of that you have to suck it up and remember that your child benefits from that love and it doesn't mean they love their biological parent any less. The alternative of a cold or critical or abusive step-parent is sooooo, so much worse. Kids - and adults have infinite room in their hearts to love lots of people in different ways.

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LOL Foxxy! Just a coincidence. Went out for a bit. Something had to be said at your hunky posts! Hahaha

To be her, I'd offer to pay for all those expenses and more to keep the kid safe. She could afford it. Wouldn't put it past Olivier to be carefully weighing whether this trouble with the ex is worth it. (Actually the sooner he can have Gabriel out of the picture the better.) Do you think perhaps 70M > baggage? Long-term plans indeed. Ollie's no dummy.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:56am.

lmfao at you showing up at mere mention o' Gandy. Loopy in 5, 4, 3 ... ;-)

i don't think the $20k is unreasonable for people of their ilk and incomes. one thing i consider is this guy is now paying for household staff he probably never had. i''m guessing he was an out to dinner every night type of fellow -- he now has a cook on staff [never know when Nahla may need to be at his house when it's not "his day" -- these people have to be on call]. he has nannies of his own to pay for now. he didn't need a bodyguard before he got involved with that bitch -- i bet he pays for one now when he is with his daughter. salaries, health care, expenses for those people. then add on the costs for caring for Nahla -- they didn't buy that lion costume at Target and i don't think she's in public school...

i'm not aware of any allegations before the family court that he has mismanaged money provided by Halle for Nahla's support. i guess that's phase 3 of the longterm plan

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Nom nom nom Foxxy. Oh to be those delicately falling laces, HAHAHA Hotness.

You're right, none of them want for money. Gabriel 4.5M, Oliver 20M, Halle 70M. You'd think Halle WOULD WANT to pay more for when Nahla's visiting her dad.

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@ miz cynical -- yes, but what pray tell does David Gandy think about all of this?!

http://models.com/rankings/money-guys/list.html?fnumber=5&lnumber=1

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:20am.

don't waste your time, bambam. no different than Cookie or gladys

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by lislop on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:02am.

Yes it takes two but we don't know about Gabriel's history when it comes to relationships.

We do know about Halle's history though, don't we?

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Submitted by Lacie Panties on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:54pm.

Why hasn't this Martinez guy run for the hills by now? There is no understanding why these men would really want to come to blows for this rag.
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Isn't it obvious? Because they're all drama freaks.

If HE truly cared about his daughter he wouldn't play games with Halle. It takes two. Why did he haul her ass into court when she wanted to take Nahla to NY while she was filming? He did so despite her offer to pay for his expenses in NY. Instigator to the nth degree.

Of course Radar is reporting on the scandal ... straight from Gabriel's mouth. That dude is tit for tat and every bit the instigator in all this drama. Hope that 20K Halle is paying him in child support every month helps when he's not working.

@ Foxxy - thanks for the photos :)! Quite the palate cleanser!

She really goes for crazy French types- why do these dudes keep going for her?! Crazy bitches get all the crazy men and then reproduce with them.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 7:58pm.

another fucking idiot with not even a passing familiarity with facts:

http://models.com/models/gabriel-aubry [click on the tabs to see his 2012 campaigns]

http://nymag.com/fashion/models/gaubry/gabrielaubry/

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/models/gabriel-aubr...

http://dimewars.com/Blog/ViewBlogArticle.aspx?vn=Halle+Berry+Lambasted+%...

Gabriel Aubrey probably makes $20k every time a lens shutter clicks. when he works. he does not work when crazy bitch is filming

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Don't have the required finger energy to scroll down, but Radar says that Halle's security cams captured the whole fight. Su-weet! *praying for sound*

I haven't read through all the comments but I'm inclined to believe that her new piece, a known douchebag, was the aggressor.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:48pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:22pm.

that sucker was all shiny and black n gold and mean lookin'.

It had a stick shift gear changer, 3/4 full butterfly handlebars taped with a gold bicycle grip, small front wheel and a big nasty slick styled rear tire. That thing looked fast and powerful, if it were a car it would a been a Carroll Shelby Mustang GT.
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Man Bammer I gotta tell ya I'm jealous of that one NOW! That one sounded like a BEAST!!

Mine was deep red with chromed out fenders, ribbed "leather" seat and the red grip to match Lol:)

The kick ass thing was that cool shifter right down low so you could hammer it down and get that long tall 3rd gear to kick in, legs a pumpin full speed to take you to full flyin hell baby! I can feel the wind in my hair as we speak, eat dirt suckers as you blew by your buddies and their crappy ass 2 speeders Yeeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwww!
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I fixed that description of the handlebars, I forgot to say they were butterfly but yeah, you hit it right on the money. You'd take off racing, bike bobbing side to side as you picked up speed, level yourself (hopefully) and yank that stick back then BOOM! eat dust bitches!

But I think that must've been my first gear bike cuz it took me forever to learn how to do it right, I know a few times I started in third and shifted to first and I'd crash. And I didn't want anybody telling me how to work it, my dumbass. Sigh, good memories indeed.

@ Foxxy,

No more needs to be said, I know of what you speak. Them living rooms were for adults, a receiving room covered in plastic. It was like you had to see what the deal was with the living room, it had that "forbidden" mystique about it, which was catnip to a kid.

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:52pm.

"This person seems to only be concerned with herself. Her power, her image, her feelings etc. etc. If she truly cared for her child's wellbeing none of this for the past three years would even be happening."
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This is the crux of the matter, what you said right here is what I'm talking about. Her power as mother of the child, her feelings toward the father buttressed by her past experiences with men romantically and her own father. Her image, not so much, she can always set up a talk show appearance that'll be favorable to her.

If she truly cared for the child's welfare things wouldn't be this way, of course. Matter of fact I'm sure she does truly care but her personal emotional issues overwhelm the wisdom of doing what's right for her girl.

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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:11pm.
Halle sure does love the squinty eyed dudes...

Areyourite? Yes you are! Especially in MK's photo, they go head-to-head with the squinty eyes.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 7:03pm.

@GG -- i barely ate yesterday. was the only cook [party of 3]. you know how it goes, after testing and tasting everything all day, by the time you sit down to eat you're not hungry. today is my day to act a fool!

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No shit. After nibbling and tasting the best I could muster was a tiny plate. Most of my consumption was just that, consumption of alcohol.

Today I finished off the sides I couldn't bake in the oven on the stove, mac n cheese and sweet potatoes with candied ginger and apples. When I finally do some gravy I'll be ready to embarrass myself by pigging the hell out.

I wanted to make a soup dish but I couldn't estimate how much to make so everyone would get a bowl. So I didn't because I couldn't figure out how much SU PAH BOWL I needed! Get it? God, I crack myself up. LOLS

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Aubry should have called his attorney. A lot less expensive.

My parents would only buy us girl toys. However, we had the only basketball hoop/ court on the street (courtesy of the previous owners) and a backyard perfectly suited for football. Throw in the 4 boys who lived next door and the 4 across the street and their girly plans for us were gone.

Before I had my clogs I had earth shoes. And, I clonked myself in the head with my clackers on more than one occasion.

Halle sure does love the squinty eyed dudes...

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Aubrey, has no proper job, he went through the courts to force Halle to pay him 20,000 Dollars a month for child custody, but although they have joint custody, the child does not live with him. Only reason he is holding on tight to the child is because of the money.Gabriel is just a gold digger. Good thing Martinez whopped his ass.

I get you Foxxy! Just maybe my stomach shrank when I was eating good and now after my binge I am suffering. I have to to go mom's in a bit for turkey tacos.

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@GG -- i barely ate yesterday. was the only cook [party of 3]. you know how it goes, after testing and tasting everything all day, by the time you sit down to eat you're not hungry. today is my day to act a fool!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:30pm.
thanks. i was just getting ready to make a sandwich. honestly. /switching to ham

- I sowwy. I should have said "NSFS" - not safe for stomach. :(

Why hasn't this Martinez guy run for the hills by now? There is no understanding why these men would really want to come to blows for this rag. She can sit back and enjoy it like a teenager them fighting over her. Just makes no sense this guy biffing it out with the ex dropping the kid off. It's not like the ex would have any interest in re-kindling the romance. Couldn't give a shit. But in her twisted mind it must make her feel young and hot. Oh fuck it, I'm rambling. But even the Lindsay judges that close their eyes to most shit must at least be smart enough to see this Abrey guy should not have been arrested for being provoked FFS.

M80s...they sure did effe up my hearing...and what they didnt do standing in front of a wall of speakers at gigs finished off! Eh, what? You say someting?

Later on when I had kids, boys, it was fun showing them the joys of mayhem.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:01pm.
Haaahaaa the thought of Whamo struttin' around with his gibblets haning out of his falling apart pants!

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LMAO!!! That's nasty funny!

Foxxy you have an appetite after yesterday??? I feel like throwing up!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:01pm.

Dad got us hot wheels and we thought they were awsome. We tried to make them go faster on those little plastic ramps. We would later on tape bottle rockets to the top to see if they would go! Moms was horrified when we moved onto cherry bombs and were blowing shit up in the back yard. Not proper for three young ladies. *rolls eyes*
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I gotta say GG we WOULD have had fun hangin out as kids! Lol, you sounded like the cool little girl we' have hangin with us boys no probs. I mean rocket boosting hot wheels then blowing then shit out of them later with cherry bombs, that's exactly the shit we did all the time lol, you were a stone cold cool little kid:)

When we hit 16 or so my buddy's family use to go to the states and he'd LOAD UP on firecrackers, rockets, smoke bombs you name it. Canada didn't have those fireworks shack places, the only time we got fireworks was the May 24 weekend so when he went he'd get a year supply of......everything! We would then slowly start to sacrifice old toys, cars, action figures, models and blow the livin shit out of them. To this day and right now I have a little bag of M 80s and bottle rockets from those very days. No shit,30 plus years later and I'll take a pack out once in a while and blow things up with my buddies just like the old days.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:58pm.

Yes the AirBlaster! I think that ended up along with the Super Ball as being one of the most dangerous toys for kids to play with....punctured eardrums and smashed eye sockets!

let's just say if we really do meet our pets again in the afterlife i'm going to have some apologizin' to do over this toy... ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12