Olivier Martinez Beat Gabriel Aubry's Ass On Thanksgiving Morning
Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry gave little Nahla Aubry a touching and special Thanksgiving memory this morning when all three of those crazy bitches got into a fight of words and a fight of fists. Now you won't feel so alone tonight when you're sitting in a jail cell after throwing a can of cranberries at one of your family members. Celebrities: They're just as trashy as us!
TMZ says that shit between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have been extra tense ever since a judge shut down her plans to move to France, and shit got extra EXTRA messy this morning. While dropping Nahla off at Halle's house this morning, something set Gabriel off and he brought the crazy upon Olivier Martinez. Olivier Martinez returned the crazy by issuing a serious beat down on Gabriel. TMZ puts it like this:
Gabriel showed up at Halle's doorstep with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We're told Gabriel was inside the house when Olivier walked up to him and said, "We have to move on."
According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We're told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.
In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well.
The cops showed up and Olivier made a CITIZEN'S ARREST!! on Gabriel. Gabriel is currently in the hospital where he's being treated for bruises to his face and ego. Olivier also spent time in the same emergency room as Gabriel and he will press charges. A judge issued an emergency protective order, which means that Gabriel has to stay away from Halle, Olivier and his own daughter.
Halle can skip the turkey tonight, because she's already full on smugness and happiness. Halle is loving this. But Gabriel did this to himself. You don't mess with a French dude who squints his eyes so hard that you can't tell if he's ready to beat your ass or if he's trying to squeeze out an extremely stubborn fart bubble. Not only that, but Gabriel Aubry is a model! Why would he risk his beauty by getting into a fist fight he can't win? If Olivier challenged him to a pose off, Gabriel would've won, but not a fist fight. Dumb bitch, think of your pretty pretty face!
Here's Olivier and Halle going to a party in Beverly Hills yesterday. You can tell Olivier's in the mood to beat some ass.
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Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:20pm.
thanks. i was just getting ready to make a sandwich. honestly. /switching to ham
are there ever people who are not drunk at the after-dinner child handoff on thanksgiving?
does anyone know if Aubry drove Nahla to the house by himself? wondering why fight go so far along without someone breaking it up. was bitch's security there or given leave for the holiday? aubry have a driver with him?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:01pm.
Haaahaaa the thought of Whamo struttin' around with his gibblets haning out of his falling apart pants!
- NSFW! http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15096_537684242927564_5810873...
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:42pm.
is that a Members Only jacket?
LOOOOOOOOL!
I'm a child of the eighties and I don't know hardly any of these toys!!
I know when us boys and girls played together, we would play GI Joe and Barbie together! That was fun. Never anatomically correct, though. lol.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:58pm.
Yes the AirBlaster! I think that ended up along with the Super Ball as being one of the most dangerous toys for kids to play with....punctured eardrums and smashed eye sockets!
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Foxxy - I know that TMZ is just a PR arm for Halle but they "reported" that her, Martinez and Nahla went to her friend's house for the night. It happened in her driveway, yes.
Martinez has looked pretty drunk to me from the pics of the past couple of days that have been shown. Perhaps he always looks like that..I dunno.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:24pm.
what do you think happens to the flesh and skin over knuckles when when they repeatedly connect with blunt force against human bones? or asphalt? [see "pinning each other down"]
the incident happened at that bitch's house so she did not have to "go home with" anyone
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Haaahaaa the thought of Whamo struttin' around with his gibblets haning out of his falling apart pants!
Dad got us hot wheels and we thought they were awsome. We tried to make them go faster on those little plastic ramps. We would later on tape bottle rockets to the top to see if they would go! Moms was horrified when we moved onto cherry bombs and were blowing shit up in the back yard. Not proper for three young ladies. *rolls eyes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:52pm.
bambam, I respectfully disagree in this case although I think for many couples yeah, that is the case. This person seems to only be concerned with herself. Her power, her image, her feelings etc. etc. If she truly cared for her child's wellbeing none of this for the past three years would even be happening. Gabriel was happy and very willing (following her to her film sets causes she wouldn't just leave her daughter at home with Dad. Moving to LA from NY where his agency is based etc) to share custody and both lead separate romantic lives. He even had to make a big deal out of getting his name of the child's birth certificate for fuck's sake. EVERYthing with her is drama cause she lives for it. Her daughter's life would probably be better without it.
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Sad but true....Halle cares about nothing and no one but herself. If Olivier doesn't cheat on her first and get the hell outta dodge, she'll start throwing the same old crazy ass accusations against him, once he gets involved enough in her life.
Maybe deep down, there exists the tiniest smidgen of concern about what's best for her daughter. Maybe. But I doubt it.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
@ bambam -- probably bec no place no room in house could accommodate Hot Wheels track layout except living room. but had one of those stereotypical plastic-on-the-furniture, electric fence/springgun/hounds ready to be released on my ass if i tried to go in there if we didn't have guests type of living rooms
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
bambam, I respectfully disagree in this case although I think for many couples yeah, that is the case. This person seems to only be concerned with herself. Her power, her image, her feelings etc. etc. If she truly cared for her child's wellbeing none of this for the past three years would even be happening. Gabriel was happy and very willing (following her to her film sets causes she wouldn't just leave her daughter at home with Dad. Moving to LA from NY where his agency is based etc) to share custody and both lead separate romantic lives. He even had to make a big deal out of getting his name of the child's birth certificate for fuck's sake. EVERYthing with her is drama cause she lives for it. Her daughter's life would probably be better without it.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:22pm.
that sucker was all shiny and black n gold and mean lookin'.
It had a stick shift gear changer, 3/4 full gold taped handlebars, small front wheel and a big nasty slick styled rear tire. That thing looked fast and powerful, if it were a car it would a been a Carroll Shelby Mustang GT.
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Man Bammer I gotta tell ya I'm jealous of that one NOW! That one sounded like a BEAST!!
Mine was deep red with chromed out fenders, ribbed "leather" seat and the red grip to match Lol:)
The kick ass thing was that cool shifter right down low so you could hammer it down and get that long tall 3rd gear to kick in, legs a pumpin full speed to take you to full flyin hell baby! I can feel the wind in my hair as we speak, eat dirt suckers as you blew by your buddies and their crappy ass 2 speeders Yeeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwww!
@ Foxxy.....I don't remember that air blaster but I think I might just need me one of those.
@ GG....I lived out in the country so we never had Ice Cream trucks, I was robbed of that pleasure.
My one buddy had a dairy farm and we use to go on hot summer days and open up the big ass silver chillers that would hold the milk all the milk for pick up, there would be hundreds of gallons of super cold thick milk and we'd dip our cups right in and guzzeld cup after cup of the freshest milk you could drink!
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:07pm.
Whoever said this was Plan B because Halle lost the fight to bring Nylabone to France is probably right. But I'm surprised Olivier would allow himself to be a pawn like that.
I have no idea who he is. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Given that he looks like he has been drunk for the past few days might lend some insight.
I don't get that he suffered bruising to his knuckles and Gabriel went to hospital for broken ribs and cuts all over his face and Gabriel has this 'stay away from us' order. THAT makes no sense. I don't believe for one minute Halle cares about her daughter at all. She would not go home with the man who did that to Nahla's dad, whom she adores.
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Halle does care about her daughter, what this is about(same with a lot women in a situation like this) is having total authority over the child and being able to dictate to the father what she thinks is best. She's well off enough to take care of Nalha's needs, it's her issues with men at the base of this.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
is that a Members Only jacket?
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God don't like ugly.
Why is Martinez always squinting and when did he completely lose his looks? He look sickly all the time.
Halle's a brilliant bitch. She totally set Gabriel up and will stop at nothing to take Nahla to France to live.
Halle is an uber cunt.
Totally agree Skinnyfat. She no stupid. I bet she seeks to permanently have a restraining order on him.
"Olivier fought as a welterweight in Europe..." <----THAT is why you IMDB a mofo before you start a fight.
Tamára
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:58pm.
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Bwahahaha, my god Foxxy, why do you think your parents never gave an explanation why they didn't got their little girl toy cars? They probably (nervously) indulged your other requests for boy toys but drew the line at Hot Wheels.
Speaking of which, anybody remember the Johnny Lightning cars? They were the Coke to the Hot Wheels Pepsi, in school loyalties broke into two camps, you were either a Hot Wheels man or a Johnny Lightning man.
Matchbox cars didn't even figure, they weren't cool enough.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:07pm.
Whoever said this was Plan B because Halle lost the fight to bring Nylabone to France is probably right. But I'm surprised Olivier would allow himself to be a pawn like that.
I have no idea who he is. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Given that he looks like he has been drunk for the past few days might lend some insight.
I don't get that he suffered bruising to his knuckles and Gabriel went to hospital for broken ribs and cuts all over his face and Gabriel has this 'stay away from us' order. THAT makes no sense. I don't believe for one minute Halle cares about her daughter at all. She would not go home with the man who did that to Nahla's dad, whom she adores.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:58pm.
OT: is anyone else getting a little warm at the thought of Gabriel Aubry talking to you in french?
- Why, now that you mention it... :D
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:22pm.
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AND my kick ASS banana seat bike with the 3 speed shifter on middle of the frame, I could wheelie the shit out of that som bitch:)
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Dude you just blew my mind! My parents got me one for xmas from Sears and Robuck, I remember telling daddy I wanted a particular one I saw in the toy section, that sucker was all shiny and black n gold and mean lookin'.
It had a stick shift gear changer, 3/4 full gold taped handlebars, small front wheel and a big nasty slick styled rear tire. That thing looked fast and powerful, if it were a car it would a been a Carroll Shelby Mustang GT.
All the boys wanted to ride it and all the girls thought I was cool. Man I wish I had a picture of that baby. *deep sigh at the memory*
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Gabriel needs to stop being the air head model, and get a clue. Can he not see how he falls into her trap every time! Geezez just drop the kid off, and ignore these assholes.
Mugshot?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barroo
@ Whamo --
"Oh ya and I had some SSP racer car toys, they had the pull strip you fed into the wheel and pulled it out fast to get that wheel smokin."
#jellus! i always wanted some of those, and Hot Wheels, but parents would never buy. no explanation, don't know why, i had guns and other "boy" toys just never got my racer requests
and speaking of boy toys i had, in your honor whamo here's something from wham-o
https://www.google.com/search?q=wham-o+air+blaster+gun&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8...
OT: is anyone else getting a little warm at the thought of Gabriel Aubry talking to you in french?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
GG I did it on my old pairs so it was no biggie. I remember I had a pair of cut offs and I put them in pure bleach cause I wanted them white FAST, well as soon as they dried I put them on and they basically disintegrated the first second I moved in them:)
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:39pm.
ANYBODY besides the nanny give a fuck about Nahla? She's getting to the "I remember that" stage.
I don't. As I said early in the post, two assholes are likely to beget an asshole, so I'm saving my pity (worthless as it is) for something better.
Yeah, I agree with Halle Berry being the new Bloody Mary or La Llorona!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Foxxy, pops didnt see it happen. It was one of those classic summer days when all the kids were out on the street and then you heard a CRASH!!! Kids went scattering like roaches to their homes. I stood frozen on the lawn waiting for shit to hit the fan...then pops came storming out.
No Whamo, moms didnt let us do that - it was CRAZY to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants with bleach, so no. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
We called those things Clackers, I think they finally banned them cause kids were breaking their wrists and they would shrapnel out one you sometime if you were full speed given er lol!!! Fuckin A those things were AWESOME
Foxxy.. yup I had a CCM and NO GG no flags or tassels on mine that was GAY, mine was stock and all original, matching numbers and all that!!
GG you reminded me of a nice pair of leather clogs I had, I was so "cool" in those and my hand bleached white Levis. Did you guy bleach any of your jeans?
Of course you had to have a pair of North Stars or Adidas runners as well, I mean come on!
Oh ya and I had some SSP racer car toys, they had the pull strip you fed into the wheel and pulled it out fast to get that wheel smokin. Smash up Derby cars you'd crash and the doors trunk and hood would fly off.....SUPER COOL!
I smell SET UP
I feel kind of bad for Halle Berry. She seems to be living proof of the old adage about beauty being a curse. If you can believe everything you read about her (and I'm not saying you can), then she's had a very unhappy life. Emotional problems, for sure.
Anyway, the one I REALLY feel bad for is the little girl. Poor little thing must be so anxious. I can't imagine my husband and myself carrying on like this in front of our son.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
ANYBODY besides the nanny give a fuck about Nahla? She's getting to the "I remember that" stage.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
thank you, lovelylaney!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clackers
@ GG -- aaaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! i can imagine your dad's reaction!!! he saw it happen!?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:24pm.
Olivier just looks like a smug punchable face bastard.
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Love this description. he does indeed!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Oh my god Foxxy, that brings back memories...I remember one of the neighborhood kids showing my little sister a trick by throwing them up in the air and they would bounce and "walk" down the sidewalk...well she was too close to the house and it smashed the front picture window! Boy was dad pissed! She got a swatting and that kid ran fast down the street! Good times!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, dont forget the shoes with 3 inches of WOOD on the bottom that slowed your stroll! Did you also have a flag to go with that banana seat on your bike? :D
How about circling the block on your bike waiting for the ice cream truck to show up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@FoxxyBrown (and Whammo) - those were called Ker-bangers :)
omfg, Whamo -- completely forgot about those:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelie_bike
remember those "click-it" balls? "yes, let's give kids two plastic rocks to click up and down at their own and each others' faces!" lol ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
In the future, instead of kids repeating "Bloody Mary" in the mirror, they will repeate "Halle Berry" in the mirror 3 times.
That's how I feel about this crazeee biotch. She must be pissed she just can't write a check to Gabriel.
@ Foxxy, GG, Ophy, EL and all other fellow time travellers....
EL as Foxxy was saying my time capsule only stops at years you were a kid doing kid things, mackin on big titted chicks in the mid 50s doesn't count ya horny fuck! Lol!!
Ophy I don't remember ghost chicken :(
GG 1973 was a great time. People would have been naked if it weren't for polyester! You didn't want to walk too fast back then because the giant collars on your shirts might just catch the wind and you'd take off like an airplane.
Mid 70s for me, I loved going to summer camp and when I hear Paul McCartney and Wings I immediately go back to that camp. Those hot summer days, the smell of the pool, archery, canoeing, hiking, punching holes in scrap leather and wrapping the coloured plastic string to make your own wrist band, singing James Taylor by the campfire at night man I tell you those were the happiest days of my life as a kid.
Oh ya and when you were home on the weekend there was ALWAYS some cool monster movies playing at midnight and you were allowed to stay up and watch cause your buddy was over! Lol
AND my kick ASS banana seat bike with the 3 speed shifter on middle of the frame, I could wheelie the shit out of that som bitch:)
Olivier just looks like a smug punchable face bastard. Too bad Gabriel is a pretty faced model so even Stevie Wonder saw how that shit was gonna end.
Why are people questioning why so many of us find Halle insufferable? Our opinions aren't isolated. Have some of you not seen the comments on OTHER sites regarding this issue and on Berry herself?People in general seem to truly dislike this bitch based on the actions being reported about her.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
She's the type of bitch that brings out the worst in people.
Really? Can't these three immature turds grow the fuck up already? Poor Nahla. And is there a pool I can enter that has Olivier's "Bitch is CRAYZAY" break up date with Halle? Bitch is pretty, but her brain is fucking sick.
So when is the new court date set for halle to ask to move to france again?
Of course the fight happened out in the driveway where security cameras are.. the puppeteer halle's work. I'm sure she's loving this sh*t.. sick b*tch..
Who in the hell thinks he really said "we need to move on".
So, is 2012 going to go down as the year where people loose their shit in their driveways? First the Jackson, now Halle.
dumb heaux.
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Whatever you think about Halle, she fucks the best looking guys in the world! GIT SOME!!!
Up next for her:
A Skarsgard!!!!
Jason Momoa
Gerard Butler
Bradley Cooper
Joe Manganiello
Ian Somerhalder
Johnny Depp/Colin Farrell (I can't tell them apart)
David Beckham
Ryan Reynolds
...and last but not least, MARRIES GEORGE CLOONEY!
Play along with me and check them off as they pass through!
"Ghost and Mr. Chicken!!!!!" yes, please!
"Apple Dumpling Gang" anybody?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Aubry is out of hospital and booked:
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2012/11/23/olivier-martinez-and-gabriel...
fight is on security cameras:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/11/security-cameras-captured-...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:33pm.
for you, GG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPobuGyFyqk
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awww you guys! hey remember the Ghost and Mr. Chicken? stamp my ticket back to 'not a care in the world kidville' please.