Olivier Martinez Beat Gabriel Aubry's Ass On Thanksgiving Morning
Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry gave little Nahla Aubry a touching and special Thanksgiving memory this morning when all three of those crazy bitches got into a fight of words and a fight of fists. Now you won't feel so alone tonight when you're sitting in a jail cell after throwing a can of cranberries at one of your family members. Celebrities: They're just as trashy as us!
TMZ says that shit between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have been extra tense ever since a judge shut down her plans to move to France, and shit got extra EXTRA messy this morning. While dropping Nahla off at Halle's house this morning, something set Gabriel off and he brought the crazy upon Olivier Martinez. Olivier Martinez returned the crazy by issuing a serious beat down on Gabriel. TMZ puts it like this:
Gabriel showed up at Halle's doorstep with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We're told Gabriel was inside the house when Olivier walked up to him and said, "We have to move on."
According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We're told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.
In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well.
The cops showed up and Olivier made a CITIZEN'S ARREST!! on Gabriel. Gabriel is currently in the hospital where he's being treated for bruises to his face and ego. Olivier also spent time in the same emergency room as Gabriel and he will press charges. A judge issued an emergency protective order, which means that Gabriel has to stay away from Halle, Olivier and his own daughter.
Halle can skip the turkey tonight, because she's already full on smugness and happiness. Halle is loving this. But Gabriel did this to himself. You don't mess with a French dude who squints his eyes so hard that you can't tell if he's ready to beat your ass or if he's trying to squeeze out an extremely stubborn fart bubble. Not only that, but Gabriel Aubry is a model! Why would he risk his beauty by getting into a fist fight he can't win? If Olivier challenged him to a pose off, Gabriel would've won, but not a fist fight. Dumb bitch, think of your pretty pretty face!
Here's Olivier and Halle going to a party in Beverly Hills yesterday. You can tell Olivier's in the mood to beat some ass.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
DOH! :)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:52pm.
*whispers* um, El B? you may have overlooked the whole "return to the innocence of your childhood" theme whamo was going for
or, maybe for you that is "innocence" oh yeah right never mind
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
How come no mention that Olivier spent years boxing professionally? His father was a boxer too.
A former pro-boxer assualting an unarmed model, who poses little threat, then pulls out the citizens arrest? Sounds like Gabrielle was set up.
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If he's French citizen, can he do a citizens arrest in the United States? Or is he duel citizen or something? How does that work? I'm not doubting it, I just truly don't know how that all works.
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He probably has one of those computer scans of a birth certficate, says he born in Paris, Ky. That's the in thing these days.
This stinks of Set-Up so badly, that one needs a gas mask!!
PS.: Halle is a narcissistic, bat sh*t crazy, overrated, mediocre actress on a good day!
Given the sh*t she's been putting Gabe through; with a complete and utter disregard for the welfare of her child, makes her one of the ugliest people out there.
I have stopped watching anything that she is involved in some years ago; and I am one of those sad Fu*ks who would have gone to see that Cloud Atlas mess, because I like these type of story lines... :o(
1973 please because the cartoons were innocent and the people dressed funny.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The "witnesses" actually don't know what really happened because the fight happened in French! What possessed Oliver to start speaking French, and not English, to Aubrey? I don't run up to people and start speaking French to them.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:52pm.
One ticket for the time capsule please, the line starts here if anyone want to join me, just tell me the year you want to be dropped off! :)
1955, Memphis, drop me in the line with a busty brunette waiting to go in to see Johnny and Dorsey Burnette play at The Red Rooster Club. "Tear it up!"
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:33pm.
your comment is making me cry a little, whammy. i completely share that sentiment, esp this week ;-(
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:39pm.
You yacked on the table? That showed your mom! My pops hated shooms too. So one year for Christmas, for his joke pressie I got him a case of shrooms! :D He was horrified.
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LOL, YUP..full out projectile vomit right to the other side of my bowl no shit! I remember it to this this day, there was no warning at all just in and BANG right back out in two seconds
@ Yaks on Foxxy :P !
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:39pm.
i saw the start of that comment in "recent comments" and thought some dlisted fool got drunk and threw up on the dinner table yesterday.
/disappointed
//waves giant olive stuffed mushroom under whamo's nose and jumps back
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:33pm.
for you, GG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPobuGyFyqk
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I was watching this and it kinda made me sad in a way. I know people say this all the time and it's so cliche and truly thing were just as shitty back then and even shittier for women and minorities BUT..lol I still miss the old day, This was before my time first run but I do remeber when TV and everything was just so much more innocently shown to us. TV shows were silly but funny, you could watch anything with worrying if Granny or the kids were going to have heart attacks. We don't always need to see gritty reality, sometimes escapism is just fine thank you very much.
I miss the absolute joys of Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cornflakes (loaded with sugar cause mom was still sleeping) and the volume turned down (because both M&D were sleeping) were just fantastic.
One ticket for the time capsule please, the line starts here if anyone want to join me, just tell me the year you want to be dropped off! :)
You yacked on the table? That showed your mom! My pops hated shooms too. So one year for Christmas, for his joke pressie I got him a case of shrooms! :D He was horrified.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
How stupid is Olivier Martinez to get in the middle of this mess!
Maybe Nahla doesn't like Olivier, and didn't want to be handed over to him. So Gabriel asked where is Halle, and Olivier moves into his personal space with the "Get over it" remark. I think Halle has pushed Gabriel to the brink of nutso!
Gabriel isn't a monster. The courts have upheld him every step of the way. Maybe Olivier should take a hint from that.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:00pm.
Nous pensons que ces deux sont des homosexuels. Nous voulons voir photos nues. Nous pensons qu'ils détestent stinkfish. Y a-t-il des photos d'eux présentant le trou?
Nous pensons qu'ils ont la viande minuscule ?
Discuter.
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hahahaha! genius.
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Ils se battent parce que l'un d'eux a à foutre Halle cette nuit-là et ni voulu le faire.
Whamo...thank gawd...another adult who LOATHES olives.
Mushrooms and mushroom soup are 2 different animals. You couldn't pay me to eat mushroom soup.
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That was great Foxxy. Thank you!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamo, it was beautiful...wish I could take you a bowl. Just that asparagus does funky things to my wee and ah hum...farts.
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I would love to give it a try for sure GG. I always try to eat things I've not liked in the past and supprise myself when my tastes change.
I STILL can't eat mushrooms, I HATE them. If I even smell mushroom soup I start to straight up dry yak. When we were kids you had to eat what was put in front of you or stave..period BUT my mom realized I wasn't faking it when I yaked on the kitchen table when I was like 6- 7.
I tried an olive the other day and danced around the room in sheer disgust, they are another food that will never go on the "I can eat it now" list
Didn't either of these foolios watch Unfaithful? Bashing ones head in with a snowglobe, followed by wrapping the body in a Persian rug and delivering it to the garbage dump is the credited method of getting rid of pesky other men in your wife/gf's life.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
for you, GG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFELrx6oQ8Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPobuGyFyqk
ETA: hi whamo -- agreed. and oh so what louise said too.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:00pm.
Nous pensons que ces deux sont des homosexuels. Nous voulons voir photos nues. Nous pensons qu'ils détestent stinkfish. Y a-t-il des photos d'eux présentant le trou?
Nous pensons qu'ils ont la viande minuscule ?
Discuter.
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hahahaha! genius.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:11pm.
It doesnt matter who you prefer in this mess - the only person getting fucked is the kid.
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Ya I hope they change this post soon. I know our job here on the D is to be catty cuntbags but there is something about Halle that brings out the absolute HATRED in otherwise funny and nice people. I'm shaking my head at some of the stuff I'm reading as "fact"
The one FACT we actually DO know is we DON'T know the FACTS. LOL
Gomer Pyle...I love him! Too bad none of these asses are as smart as Gomer.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:28pm.
You know what would be great? If this post about two idiots bitch slapping each other around became a completely unrelated political thread! :-\
thank you, louise. fuck.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
can't wait to hear Aubry's version of events. Team "he was provoked" -- imo Halle probably told that asshole exactly what to say to push Aubry's buttons, and i'm not entirely ready to believe Aubry threw the first punch. Considering all of the witnesses so far are people who were already at that bitch's house.
other than that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efgLHgsBmM
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Whamo, it was beautiful...wish I could take you a bowl. Just that asparagus does funky things to my wee and ah hum...farts.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:01pm.
Crazy, we ended the Korean conflict. There is no war or conflict with North Korea at present and hasn't been since the conflict ended in he 50s. They are still mortal enemies but they are NOT at war nor have they been since we pulled out after effecting a cease-fire. In case you haven't noticed.
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Sorry Dog, a cease fire is not a truce or an armistice. Technically, North and South Korea ARE still at war. Pay a visit to the right places in the ROK and you will totally believe it.
And the U.S. didn't 'end' the Korean conflict. It was more or less a draw that was fought by United Nations forces, including many, many Canadians.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:53pm.
OFF TOPIC: I had asparagus soup last night! :D
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Hmmm, I've just come around to eating apareagoots recently so I'm not sure if I'd like it in a zoup.
My buddy BBQ them and they're ok but not my faves, plus they make you pee really smell. :P
no doubt wrinkly raisin face started it with babyface while roosta-the-crazyface got all wound up and started whooping and clanging like she held big brass cymbals.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
It doesnt matter who you prefer in this mess - the only person getting fucked is the kid.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:00pm.
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Bwahaha, you foolio! Perhaps there was a soupçon of soixante-neuf.
Whoever said this was Plan B because Halle lost the fight to bring Nylabone to France is probably right. But I'm surprised Olivier would allow himself to be a pawn like that.
I have no idea who he is. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
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It's like the Queen's English vs a Cockney accent lol!!
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LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
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It's like the Queen's English vs a Cockney accent lol!!
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Crazy, we ended the Korean conflict. There is no war or conflict with North Korea at present and hasn't been since the conflict ended in he 50s. They are still mortal enemies but they are NOT at war nor have they been since we pulled out after effecting a cease-fire. In case you haven't noticed.
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Nous pensons que ces deux sont des homosexuels. Nous voulons voir photos nues. Nous pensons qu'ils détestent stinkfish. Y a-t-il des photos d'eux présentant le trou?
Nous pensons qu'ils ont la viande minuscule ?
Discuter.
OFF TOPIC: I had asparagus soup last night! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Poor Nahla. Maybe Larry Burkhead should raise her. These three sound like asstards all the way around.
Team Gabriel and Nahla.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Why are Oliver's breasts the same size as Halle's in the pics?
He's unrecognizable. He's manorexic but skinny fat and
looks like he shrunk in height. How is that possible?
She sucked the hot right outta him.
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I kind of see the initial scene going down like something from the movie Unfaithful (Olivier was sexy hunk that Diane Lane cheats on Richard Gere with). There is a scene where Richard Gere's character goes to Olivier's character's apartment and Olivier is acting all swarthy and cocky and "oh you're wife loved how I fucked her"....basically saying things to piss Richard Gere off. So Richard flips out and kills him but it was Olivier who kind of started it. I'm sure he made a pointed comment that was uneccessary (and why was he even at the hand off??). Not excusing the violence but he seems very slimy that way.
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Submitted by lelu on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:15pm.
Can you say security footage? There's bound to be some out there. This should straighten this situation out.
Radar says that Gabe is anxious to have the cops see the security footage as it will prove that Ollie started it and he was just defending himself.
Wanna bet Halle already deleted said footage or turned off the camera so her plan to strip Gabe of his kid could succeed.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:28pm.
Ha!
Good morning, folks!
You know what would be great? If this post about two idiots bitch slapping each other around became a completely unrelated political thread! :-\
Dog, in case you haven't noticed, North Korea is considered to be one of our greatest enemies. We did not win that war. It's still going on, cold. However, we did kick German ass with lots of help and bombed Japan to hell. So I guess we won those.
But as I said before, I guess it just depends on the person you ask.
ETA: Wars are like divorces. Nobody wins. Everybody loses.
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:54am.
My thought for the season: anyone who uses the term "door buster" should be forced to listen to Justin Bieber CDs until they kark it. GAAAAHH! "Door Buster" is as fucking annoying as "Lunch and Learn" and "Breakout Session".
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I nominate "Meet and Greet" also!
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Or how the Macys ads all say "for him" and "for her". I hate holiday ads with the exception of a rare few.
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Can you say security footage? There's bound to be some out there. This should straighten this situation out.
Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:23am.
France has won the most wars, historically speaking.
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Yeah, that's what that little what's-his-name dude with Napoleon complex thought while writing his memoirs on Saint Helena.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
ubmitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:23am.
America loses everything they do...
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Either you're not American or you didn't pay attention in history class. Regardless, that was a very ignorant and inaccurate statement. America doesn't win in every situation but we have more wins than losses and more wins than anyone else. Please get informed before you shoot off your mouth. Thank you.
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The truth according to whom? American history books? Did we win Korea? No. Did we win Vietnam? No. Did we win Iraq? No. Did we win Afghanistan? Hell, no.
I guess it just depends on your point of view.
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It also depends on whether or not someone can read. She said America fails at everything. Try comprehending what you read. If she only meant war/conflict, she should have said it. And just in case you care to be correct, we were part of ending the Korean conflict.
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