Olivier Martinez Beat Gabriel Aubry's Ass On Thanksgiving Morning
Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry gave little Nahla Aubry a touching and special Thanksgiving memory this morning when all three of those crazy bitches got into a fight of words and a fight of fists. Now you won't feel so alone tonight when you're sitting in a jail cell after throwing a can of cranberries at one of your family members. Celebrities: They're just as trashy as us!
TMZ says that shit between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have been extra tense ever since a judge shut down her plans to move to France, and shit got extra EXTRA messy this morning. While dropping Nahla off at Halle's house this morning, something set Gabriel off and he brought the crazy upon Olivier Martinez. Olivier Martinez returned the crazy by issuing a serious beat down on Gabriel. TMZ puts it like this:
Gabriel showed up at Halle's doorstep with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We're told Gabriel was inside the house when Olivier walked up to him and said, "We have to move on."
According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We're told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.
In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well.
The cops showed up and Olivier made a CITIZEN'S ARREST!! on Gabriel. Gabriel is currently in the hospital where he's being treated for bruises to his face and ego. Olivier also spent time in the same emergency room as Gabriel and he will press charges. A judge issued an emergency protective order, which means that Gabriel has to stay away from Halle, Olivier and his own daughter.
Halle can skip the turkey tonight, because she's already full on smugness and happiness. Halle is loving this. But Gabriel did this to himself. You don't mess with a French dude who squints his eyes so hard that you can't tell if he's ready to beat your ass or if he's trying to squeeze out an extremely stubborn fart bubble. Not only that, but Gabriel Aubry is a model! Why would he risk his beauty by getting into a fist fight he can't win? If Olivier challenged him to a pose off, Gabriel would've won, but not a fist fight. Dumb bitch, think of your pretty pretty face!
Here's Olivier and Halle going to a party in Beverly Hills yesterday. You can tell Olivier's in the mood to beat some ass.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:23am.
America loses everything they do...
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Either you're not American or you didn't pay attention in history class. Regardless, that was a very ignorant and inaccurate statement. America doesn't win in every situation but we have more wins than losses and more wins than anyone else. Please get informed before you shoot off your mouth. Thank you.
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The truth according to whom? American history books? Did we win Korea? No. Did we win Vietnam? No. Did we win Iraq? No. Did we win Afghanistan? Hell, no.
I guess it just depends on your point of view.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:54am.
My thought for the season: anyone who uses the term "door buster" should be forced to listen to Justin Bieber CDs until they kark it. GAAAAHH! "Door Buster" is as fucking annoying as "Lunch and Learn" and "Breakout Session".
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I nominate "Meet and Greet" also!
HEY! Who keeps doing Turkey farts in here?
Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:23am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:13am.
WAIT! NEVER happened.A Frenchman and a French-Canadian fighting? Not in my lifetime. As soon as their fists were raised....historical DNA would intervene and they would've run away in opposite directions screaming "NON NON MAAAAMAAAAAAA!" FACT.
France has won the most wars, historically speaking.
America loses everything they do, so I guess they would be the Gabriel in this fight. Yet Canada did burn down the white house, soooo.
BURN.
BURN? Why? I don't care. Nothing to do with me. I'm a Kazakhstani. Meeeeeerde.
Olivier is not aging well. I predict he will age 10 years in 2 months after living with Crazy Ass Halle. She ages people prematurely with her whackjobbery.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
HA HA HA HEE HE HE HO HO HO HA HA HA Excuse me but, ARE YOU SERIOUS? HA HA HA HO HO !!!!!!
This kind of violence has followed Halle Berry her entire life because she is FUCKING NUTS! Talk to anyone who knew her when, or knows her now, and you are going to hear over and over how fucked up she is.
"Dismiss Halle as crazy????????" YES. For fuck's sake, YES. Completely fucking bat-shit insane.
Educate yourself, fool.
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Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:28am.
. . . . Also, I love the way people dismiss Halle
as crazy when they don't know anything about her or what's happening behind the scenes.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:18am.
Firstly how is Olivier pronounced? Oliv-e-ay or Oliver?
- Oliv-e-ay :)
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 9:36am.
I don't think Olivier gives a shit about the kid, he just wants to be able to start cheating on Halle as soon as possible.
- Rumor has it he already started.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:52am.
Team Aubry O'Day! This is about Danity Kane, right?
- LOLOLOL, thank you!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:33am.
Howdy Whamo! I stuck a fork in her head and she looked like a deer with a missing antler.
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Lol!!!
Consider the coincidence that this happens right after the court decision against Halle.
From a legal point of view this "fight" is classic PLAN B. I'll bet her lawyer(s) suggested it, as most matrimonial attorneys act like criminal attorneys these days. If they can't provide real proof someone is a criminal, then a criminal scenario is CREATED.
I'll bet anything this was carefully planned, utilizing Aubrey's short fuse when it comes to his daughter. Which is indeed disgusting and beneath contempt (the plan that is).
Olivier and Halle are really two evil bitches. If you don't have respect for and recognize the other parent of your child, then you will be the loser in the long run. Kids grow up and remember EVERYTHING.
Nahla will grow up someday soon and give her mom a BITCH, BOOM, BYE over this one.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:30am.
Balance is the foundation of any good design.
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I could teach a course on symmetrical forking. *wink wink*
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Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:23am.
America loses everything they do...
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Either you're not American or you didn't pay attention in history class. Regardless, that was a very ignorant and inaccurate statement. America doesn't win in every situation but we have more wins than losses and more wins than anyone else. Please get informed before you shoot off your mouth. Thank you.
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I'm not interested unless this happened naked in a jello pit.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:30am.
Balance is the foundation of any good design.
Howdy Whamo! I stuck a fork in her head and she looked like a deer with a missing antler. Very asymmetrical, if you know what I mean. So I jammed another fork in the old bat's head and et voila! Symmetry. Bonus: she stopped talking!
WINNING!
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It doesn't matter what Olivier said (if indeed he did say anything) Gabriel had no right to put his hands on him.
I still think Halle paid for Gabriel's sperm and is now apoplectic that he won't go away. I don't believe she's in a relationship with Oliver; he's her ticket to move to France with Nahla.
Also, I love the way people dismiss Halle
as crazy when they don't know anything about her or what's happening behind the scenes.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:54am.
Poutine. Blurgh. Our dog yaks up more appetizing-looking nastiness.
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it may look gross but it is my most favourite comfort food when I'm PMS'ing.
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It's tasty shit that LOOKS like shit. :)
I love the stuff too! Ophy
Morning Doooooooggggggie I hope you had a nice TG dinner and you didn't put a fork in the MIL's head:)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:13am.
WAIT! NEVER happened.A Frenchman and a French-Canadian fighting? Not in my lifetime. As soon as their fists were raised....historical DNA would intervene and they would've run away in opposite directions screaming "NON NON MAAAAMAAAAAAA!" FACT.
France has won the most wars, historically speaking.
America loses everything they do, so I guess they would be the Gabriel in this fight. Yet Canada did burn down the white house, soooo.
BURN.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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Damn, Gabriel. Why did you have to do that? I was on your side and that was stupid.
But then, I guess I can't blame him. Love, divorce, and custody battles make people CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!
Firstly how is Olivier pronounced? Oliv-e-ay or Oliver? Wish there was audio of his accent during the fight. *bwha*
Srsly hope the nanny took little Nahla far from this mess.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:13am.
WAIT! NEVER happened.A Frenchman and a French-Canadian fighting? Not in my lifetime. As soon as their fists were raised....historical DNA would intervene and they would've run away in opposite directions screaming "NON NON MAAAAMAAAAAAA!" FACT.
LMAO!!!
Why is Olivier involved in this at all?? He's not even a step parent.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:54am.
Poutine. Blurgh. Our dog yaks up more appetizing-looking nastiness.
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it may look gross but it is my most favourite comfort food when I'm PMS'ing.
on topic: you know when I was first reading this story I thought what a bunch of trashy nasty people - they belong on Jerry Springer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwSVx3lLZQQ
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:47am.
I just read some of the comments on the TMZ site. Not exactly humanity's most shining examples of intellect posting over there, huh?
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No shit.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Halle and Aubrey are insane. Olivier needs to sit down and think about whether it's worth his own sanity to be involved with these two for the duration of Nylabone's childhood. Because like it or not, Aubrey is the child's father and will be in her life and will have to be dealt with until she turns 18.
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Poutine. Blurgh. Our dog yaks up more appetizing-looking nastiness.
My thought for the season: anyone who uses the term "door buster" should be forced to listen to Justin Bieber CDs until they kark it. GAAAAHH! "Door Buster" is as fucking annoying as "Lunch and Learn" and "Breakout Session".
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Shit...I am sooo not going to judge this guy (Aubry). Who knows what really went down in Halle's house?! Of course it's best to keep your fucking hands to yourself at all times but damn...who hasn't been in a situation where an asshole pushed our buttons to the limit?! I'm not saying Martinez did push his...all I'm saying is I am not going to throw stones.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:33am.
by letinstar on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:54am.
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espèce d'idiot ! ::white glove slap::
LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
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It's like the Queen's English vs a Cockney accent lol!!
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Whamo speaks the troof!
It's like a different country across the river from me. Gotta love 'em for bringing us the poutine though...;)
Same old story, it's the child who will suffer the most. Halle is pulling the oldest ashole trick in the book... trying to punish the ex by using the child, and who pays the price? she's a selfish bitch. I know a lot of men who were not good husbands but are excellent fathers, it happens.
What a bunch of assholes.. all of them. That kid is going to need help growing up from this mess.
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by letinstar on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:54am.
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espèce d'idiot ! ::white glove slap::
LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
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It's like the Queen's English vs a Cockney accent lol!!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:38am.
@whamo
I saw some dateline reallife thing and basiclly, life's hard if you're black, harder if you're ugly and hardest if you're fat. Precious life story shouldn't be shocking at all
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For sure EH, I remember people were getting mad at me for suggesting the Hollywood door had not swung open for Gabourey Sidibe. I dared to suggest that casting agents were not going to be lining up to cast fat unattractive black women for their films. I honestly was glad to see she did well but I know how Hollywood works and once the hype died down she would be WELL down casting directors lists.
We live in a society where we put great emphasis on beauty, is that right hell no but we are conditioned to do so from birth it seems.
A citizen's arrest just means the cops didn't see the crime committed (and perhaps don't want to make a false arrest), so they tell the citizen (who doesn't have to be a local citizen) that he or she can make the arrest, then they'll take the person into custody. It applies to any sort of crime from misdemeanor to felony. You can make your own arrest even if the cops aren't around, but you face the same exposure to liability if it's a false (basically a groundless) arrest.
The fact that the cops weren't willing to arrest Gabriel, despite evidence of a punch-up, tells me that they thought it was just a domestic issue and not that serious. Or they feared a false arrest.
Off to hike in San Gabriel Mountains with ex and dog. One of us may not come back. (Kidding! The dog will find his way back.)
gabriel you dumb ass, dont start throwing punches if you gonna get owned. thats lesson numero uno.
I take comfort in the hope that little girl is going to grow up and hate her mother's crazy ass. She always looks like she loves her daddy.
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Olivier is awesome!
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Also, Olivier looks like a pepaw in the photos. He was so damn hot in that movie with Diane Lane.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:54am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:45am.
did olivier and gabriel scream obsenities in french as they white glove slapped each other in the face?
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espèce d'idiot ! ::white glove slap::
LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
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LOL....my version of these two is they both sounded like pepe le pew!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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@adaniee R that's fucked up. Halle sgould be pissed at Olivier that he's getting involved at all. Like I said before, I don't think Olivier gives a shit about the kid, he just wants to be able to start cheating on Halle as soon as possible.
Is it wrong that I feel Halle deserves what she gets for inflicting her "acting" on us for so long?
From an interview she did with CNN in 2010 (paraphrased)...
Berry opened up to CNN about her childhood growing up with a violent, abusive father, who used to beat her mother.
"I think I've spent my adult life dealing with the sense of low self-esteem that sort of implanted in me. Somehow I felt not worthy," she told CNN. "Before I'm 'Halle Berry,' I'm little Halle....a little girl growing in this environment that damaged me...I've spent my adult life trying to really heal from that."
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How's that working for you? If they ALL don't smarten up, Nahla will be in exactly the same boat.
Team Grown-Ass Adults Who Should Know Better.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:45am.
did olivier and gabriel scream obsenities in french as they white glove slapped each other in the face?
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espèce d'idiot ! ::white glove slap::
LOL I'm sure Olivier's accent was classier than Gabe's (Quebequer accents are very grating).
Team Aubry O'Day! This is about Danity Kane, right?
I just read some of the comments on the TMZ site. Not exactly humanity's most shining examples of intellect posting over there, huh? Anyone who can't cipher 2 + 2 = 5 (approx. 98% of them) shouldn't be allowed to leave their opinions. This was so clearly an ambush I'm almost embarrassed for them. WTF?
i hope there is a trust fund already set in place for nahla's therapy bills...she will need it...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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did olivier and gabriel scream obsenities in french as they white glove slapped each other in the face?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Team Gabriel. Halle and Olivier are pissed that he "ruined" their plans to move, and have a real interest in making him look violent. Normally I am on the woman's side, but not here.
*slow claps* Great parenting y'all. Like the very wise Judge Judy says you are supposed to love your kids more than you hate each other. Please put your ginormous egos aside and think of the chirrens ..k? assholes.
I feel Halle went crazy when she was cheated on the first time and she's never gotten over it. She is a woman scorned and at this point will do whatever she has to do to have things be the way she wants. I don't think she was expecting Gabriel to love his daughter so much.
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I was just reading that the cops showed up after they were called by Halle's manager (?) and did not want to arrest anyone but Olivier kept yelling that he needed Gabriel arrested and they said that he would have to do a citizen's arrest in order for that to happen. So, that was the only reason they arrested him. I don't see this order of restraint sticking. It's ridiculous. Olivier provoked everything and did most of the punching and kicking. Also, Gabriel was leaving already. He was in the driveway...not in her house.
I know people do not want to take sides, but what they have been putting this Gabriel through and indirectly his daughter is absolutely terrible. Looks like Olivier is throwing tantrums to go home to France.
Gabriel Aubry was arrested Thanksgiving morning after a melee at Halle Berry's house, which sent both Gabriel and Halle's fiance Olivier Martinez to the hospital ... TMZ has learned. Reno food delivery
i totally believe this was a complete set up. Halle is pissed that she can't take Nala to france so she had to devise a way to keep Gabriel and Nala apart - what better way than to start something like this.
she is freaking bat-shit crazy. someone really needs to stop this woman.