Friday, November 23rd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Bruce Vilanch (64)
Miley Cyrus (20)
Snooki (25)
Lucas Grabeel (28)
Kelly Brook (33)
Allison Mosshart (34)
Chris Hardwick (41)
Zoë Ball (42)
Oded Fehr (42)
Salli Richardson-Whitfield (45)
Vincent Cassel (46)
Robin Roberts (52)
Maxwell Caulfield (53)
Bruce Hornsby (58)
Rick Bayless (59)
B.J. Crosby (60)
Joe Eszterhas (68)
Robert Towne (78)

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Nice pix of Zach Galifianakis' mom!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:42pm.

If I had free abortions, I wouldn't HAVE a daughter, now would I? Heheh.

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hahahahahahahaha HA!

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P.T.Bull's picture

I hate when fat guys just surrender and start putting the pants and belt right around the middle of the gut. I guess at that point, there are no good options.

I am overweight, but prefer to cinch the belt under my gut and let it hang over if necessary rather than create a frontbutt situation by pinching my belly in half. (mine doesn't hang over, though)

PS. Change those pants to corduroys or jeans and dude can cruise Michigan Womyn's festival no questions asked.

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:17pm.

Bruce Vilanch looks like your typical female (or male) liberal.
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If I had free abortions, I wouldn't HAVE a daughter, now would I? Heheh.

Submitted by Boys for Pele on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 8:21pm.

Dear God that man's neck is slowly eating his face!
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No kidding! LOL. I'd hate to think what he looks like in the morning!

Cookie_Monster_'s picture

Bruce Vilanch looks like your typical female (or male) liberal.
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I hope your free abortions are worth it because your daughter, your daughter's daughter, and your daughter's daughter's daughter will be paying for them throughout the next couple of centuries. If America still exists.~ pfk

RandéSleepover's picture

Vilanch at Old Navy: "I love these Dockers. Do you have them in 60 X 30?"

Boys for Pele's picture

Dear God that man's neck is slowly eating his face!

Hi...I'm here for the gangbang

RichBitch's picture

Maxwell Caulfield was SOOOOOOO gorgeous in Grease 2 and The Colbys. Sigh. He married some old bitch back in the 80s didn't he? She sucked the hot right out.

RedPeggy's picture

Isn't that Eric Cartman?

And bullshit is Kelly Brook 33. I'M 33 and I remember watching her on the Big Breakfast when I was 15!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:48pm.
Look, it's Gwennie in her fat suit.

I am just teasing you, Whamo.
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How DARE you Mickey! :P

Aphid's picture

Hekki ~ yikes!

Happy birthday to Maxwell Caulfield. I had the biggest crush on him when I was little.

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Dog's picture

Dude looks like a fat Muppet.

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lovelylaney's picture

HB to the D-Sluts

Maxwell=gay? (was a teen crush of mine). He's what they call a "vintage hunk" haha

http://www.gay.net/vintage-hunk/2012/03/20/vintage-hunk-maxwell-caulfiel...

Hockey fan's picture

Snooki and Miley should celebrate their birthdays together...by drinking 18 fifths of the alcohol of their choice, doing an eight-ball,and dying so that we never have to bear their annoyingness ever again.

That said, Bruce vilanch is god. Loooooove you Bruce!~

oceanlover998's picture

...Good Chr*st kill it with fire and render the lard to fuel the 3rd world...

...HB to all the dListers with birfdays today!!!...

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cmag's picture

Happy 21st Birthday to my sister Celine who is the hottest slut of them all.

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MickeyHolland's picture

Look, it's Gwennie in her fat suit.

I am just teasing you, Whamo.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Hekki's picture

Swear to dog, I know a woman who looks like Bruce Vilanch.

Happy Hor-versary, BaconSlut! Mwah!

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

islandgirl - dead at 'John Goodman in Linda Tripp drag'. Good for Bruce for making a great living for himself, but I just can't endorse his hokey, broadsided humor.

HB to Chris Hardwick. He is such a cutie pie.

HB to Rick Bayliss. Love his food.
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tinyhands's picture

For those of you who think Mike Rowe isn't hot - well here, you can look at this fat turd. Nasty.

*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005

cocoebert's picture

Great just what I need to see after thanksgiving feast.*burps*

ewesocrazy's picture

Bruce Vilanch is a sexy beast!!

In a galaxy far, far away, that is.

Foxxy Brown's picture

ot: R.I.P. Deborah Raffin --

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/nov/21/local/la-me-deborah-raffin-20121...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Happy DL Slutiversary Baconslut! Where's your tramp stamp?! haha

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Orangina's picture

Bruce looks uncomfortable in his own body.

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:10pm.

SERIOUSLY? She's a pig! Zoe Bell, she's cute and tough.

Zoë Ball....she's a CUTIE
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LMAO I had never heard of her so I did a quick search and saw some cute blonde chick..it sounds like I got me Bells and Balls mixed up, I'm afraid to see what Ball looks like!

Edit...actally I remeber that chick from Deathproof, stunt chick....I tap that too EL I mean she aint cute but she's got some nice tities

Zoe Ball is married to Fatboy Slim. Dumbo eared pig who cheated on him. NOW Zoe Bell the Kiwi, Deathproof which I love is a stuntwoman....stamina/training/positions....you got it! :)

Foxxy Brown's picture

congrats, Bacon!

/still laughing from reading your "potato skin shrapnel" story from yesterday lmfao!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

It's mah one year Hor-niversary on the D! *flashes everyhooker*

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:10pm.

SERIOUSLY? She's a pig! Zoe Bell, she's cute and tough.

Zoë Ball....she's a CUTIE
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LMAO I had never heard of her so I did a quick search and saw some cute blonde chick..it sounds like I got me Bells and Balls mixed up, I'm afraid to see what Ball looks like!

Edit...actally I remeber that chick from Deathproof, stunt chick....I tap that too EL I mean she aint cute but she's got some nice tities

Boo1212's picture

Chris Hardwick, the grooviest of birthdays to you, man. Bestest host ever of Talking Dead. wooooooo!

Go Verb Yourself!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

omgaawdzzz!! he looks like a ginormous walking Muppet.
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bruce-vilanch.jpg

wow Maxwell Caufield is still married to Nanny and Professor's Juliet Mills- she's 18 years his senior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo

Foxxy Brown's picture

*puts flame retardant pillow down for Bossy in our little corner of hell*

;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Madam Pince's picture

Bruce Hornsby, I love you.

Salli R-W, I miss you & Eureka.

HB to both hot sluts.

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humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Bruce Hornsby and Robin Roberts!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:11pm.
He looks like John Goodman doing his impersonation of Linda Tripp.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:02pm.
LMFAO good call IG

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:16pm.
imo he looks like he unhinged his jaw and consumed John Goodman while he was doing his impersonation of Linda Tripp

Darn it, I told myself I would not comment on this guy's weight. It was too obvious, too pointless, and too unkind. However, I read Foxxy's comment and instantly laughed out loud. I'm a bad person.

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Miley Cyrus and Snooki are probably two of the most annoying people ever so the fact that they share a birthday makes sense. And the both are hard looking for their young ages.

And I am sorry to disappoint all of you fine ladies on here, but I used to watch Millionaire Matchmaker (I know) and there was an episode where a lady said Bruce Vilanchn was her dream man, but alas he said he was gay. And the lady who was in love with him was the millionaire.

Well isnt Bruce just a big ol ball of sexy!

HB to Rick Bayless. I would love to spend a weekend eating meals at his place.

mike's picture

Happy Bday Rick Bayless and Bruce Hornsby!

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:02pm.
He looks like John Goodman doing his impersonation of Linda Tripp.
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LMFAO good call IG

imo he looks like he unhinged his jaw and consumed John Goodman while he was doing his impersonation of Linda Tripp

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

supah's picture

bruce is groooooooooooooooooooooooooooss! I know that's not a nice thing to say at all. I'm sorry. But the internets is for inner thoughts.

WithinReason...'s picture

Mad Magazine. Has it been said already? lol

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 1:57pm.
Happy B-Day to the freaking awesome Alison Mosshart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLjuRG3hoE
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Awesome sound!

Happy birthday to all the b-day ho's today. ;p

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:10pm.

SERIOUSLY? She's a pig! Zoe Bell, she's cute and tough.

Zoë Ball....she's a CUTIE

Maxwell Caulfield today, Juliet Mills Wednesday. 18 yrs diff, been married since 1980...love.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 2:02pm.
He looks like John Goodman doing his impersonation of Linda Tripp.
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LMFAO good call IG

Whamo's picture

Bruce Vilanch.....come on ladies you KNOW you want him on top of you, face inches away, tongue flickering for your mouth as he pumps you and talks dirty

Miley Cyrus.....she sound like she's 50

Snooki.....what did she do to her face"

Zoë Ball....she's a CUTIE

Vincent Cassel...he's was great in The Brotherhood of the Wolf, If you haven't seen it look it up it was a wicked movie. He's one beat lookin 46 year old mind you.

Robin Roberts....get better

Bruce Hornsby.....speaking of the 80's...That's Just The Way It Is would have been a good call yesterday, Nice song wonderful piano in it as well

Rick Bayless....I see him Sunday morning on PBS doing his cooking this all the time, seems like some pretty cool food he's making

B.J. Crosby....I'm pretty sure I just heard Mel Gibson tell you to fuck off.

Happy Bday Sluts

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KELLY BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK 8=========D

agirl's picture

Is Bruce Vilanch a virgin, do ya think? 'Cause I can't imagine anyone...boy (he is ghey, yes?) or girl, getting paid for it or not, being willing to get with that...

Maywell Caulfield - YUM when he was young. And rumored to have an extra-large weenus.