Celine Dion Had A Special Moment With A Deer Trophy
Celine Dion and her pepaw of a husband, RRRUH-NAY, were at the Bambi Awards in Germany last night and she performed and also won an award for being the GREATEST SINGUAH IN DA WORLD. When somebody wins an award, they usually have to get all intimate with that trophy in the press room. You know, they go to first base with that trophy in front of all the photographers. But this might be the first time I've ever seen a trophy throw a "Bitch, why are you rubbing my nalgas with your cheek" look at their new owner. I mean, that Bambi trophy is totally throwing Celine that look.
Celine deserves it, though, because when she presses her cheek against that trophy's cheek, she looks like Ann Coulter having an orgasm while letting out a slow fart. And nobody should ever EVER look like Ann Coulter having an orgasm while letting out a slow fart. Please don't ever do that again, Celine.
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I can't imagine anyone more disengenuous or self absorbed than this bitch...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Celine is lucky because she never has to worry about her looks fading with time.
I am disappointed. When I read the headline, I thought it meant Celine hit a deer with her car. (Special moment deer trophy). Excuse my temporary 'tardation.
That trophy should be given to all the Dlisters here because Everyone's a Winner!
LOL Joe!! Like MK said, it looks like the deer is giving her a WTF look. Try kissing his little deer face instead, he obviously feels violated.
Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:33pm.
Why is she making out with a deer's ass?
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Cuz a jackass wasn't available? :D +♥
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Why is she making out with a deer's ass?
I imagine she can only masturbate to pictures of herself. So, not gay, just narcisstic. She is an ick to me, and I consider her the most over-rated singer of the last 50 years. With gaga a close second.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:53am.
Is she gay? Because there is no way she is intimate with her husband.. nice try Celine.
"RRRUH-NAY" LOL!!!!!! you crack me up
Love that gray dress.
"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK
Is she gay? Because there is no way she is intimate with her husband.. nice try Celine.
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I don't mind Celine for the reasons already stated by others, but that deer award looks like the statuette mom kept on top of the TV when I was little.
She's much less harsh in darker dress colors, less washed out. As you can see. The flesh color was an especially bad mistake.
"Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:11am.
Aww, I like her. Not her music, but that she is upbeat and a hard worker and, as Daniee said, she's grateful for what she has."
Me too, Hekki. She's one of the few people that Kathy Griffin has mostly positive things to say about. KG was talking about how even she makes joke about her weird relationship with her much older husband, Celine Dion was nothing but kind and gracious when KG met her backstage at a concert. Even though Celine Dion knew about the jokes, she signed a bunch of stuff for friends of KG who were CD super fans.
That's pretty classy in my opinion.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Aww, I like her. Not her music, but that she is upbeat and a hard worker and, as Daniee said, she's grateful for what she has.
I know these folks are weirdos, but one thing I do appreciate about her is that she really, really has gratitude for everything she has and of her fans. I'm not really one, but I get the liking of what she does.
Those people who snipe that "anybody can look amazing with professional hair/makeup" need to familiarize themselves with this woman.
I love how it looks like the deer statue is staring at her like, "Wasswrong with you, crazy Canadian lady?"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
At least she got her teeth fixed. Vadge should take a page out her cousin's playbook. Yes, Vadge and Celine are distant cousins. Vadge's mother was French/Canadian.
What's wrong with Madonna's teeth? I have a gap between my 2 front teeth, too; is that the defect you speakj of?
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Well, she looks special enough.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Celine's voice with Ann Coulter's brain; now that would be some woman!
Germany's version of the People's Choice Awards; I read "One Direction were the big winners" so another one that were probably prestigious once but now honoring the latest fad to get ratings. Like the AMAs which I read the big Justin Beiber night was absolutely their lowest ratings ever for their awards show. Good.
Isn't Bambi supposed to be cute? It's kinda ticked in the last thumb, olol She does look great here though.
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Her face doesn't have any fat.
Havent posted in a long time. Came around to see mk's post on J.R. Cum on mk, I'm waiting.
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Anyone seen Evil Cupcake lately?
what would she do to an Oscar? Celine de best acdress in da world! ;>
J.R. is dead, no more Dallas?? RIP LarryH gawwwsh he was bad and hot! =D
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"what am I going to do without that blanket? I can't face life unarmed!"- Linus
Whatever these awards are I'm sure she deserved one.
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what the fuck are the Bambi awards?
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"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law."
-Lindsay Lohan 11/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:58am.
Actually although she is slim I think she a little heavier than she used to be...not in her face though. pic #6 her arms look to be heavier.
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I like Celine very much because she has that fun Canadian wit. She is a hoot!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
To me she looks too skinny...but I am not fucking her so what does it matter what I think.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She looks great for her age.
Hagman...really?
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She met René when she was 12. Nuff said.
Celine's not really my type but her personality gives her a big boost. She could get it.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
The fuuuuck? Sad, he was one of the best tv villians ever. RIP J.R.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
JR is dead? For reals??? Boooooooo :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I can't be snarky right now. Larry Hagman has died. JR was supposed to be invinceable!! May his glorious eyebrows rest in peace.
Another ridiculous irrelevent award for another irrelevent artist. I haven't heard about her in years, I thought she retired to make raise babies.