Friday, November 23rd 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sloopy the dancing chihuahua! 

While some people are sitting in the Walmart viewing stands to watch crazy motherfuckers Hunger Game a bitch for a 5% off towel, sit back in the comfort of your own home to watch some true entertainment.  As Sloopy's owners let the turkey cranberry gravy whiskey pumpkin slop settle in their stomach bags, he provided some post-dinner entertainment by dancing for his supper. I don't know if Sloopy is doing the hula, the one-dog conga, the mummy jive or all of the above, but dude is throwing down some sweet, sweet moves. Sloopy should partner up with the world-famous Carrie and show those messy, lazy whores on Dancing with the Has-Beens how to really hip bump the beat. Swish for your supper, Sloopy!

 via Tastefully Offensive

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LisaRose's picture

He's right up there with my most favorite video of all time: El Willie the chihuahua!!

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catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by runningwithscissors on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:38am.

HOW TO WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE:

1. Mute the sound on Sloopy

2. Play this audio instead: http://youtu.be/ldTtAURFwSg

3. Enjoy happiness and good luck for 365 days.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
putting on Big Booty Bitches and this video had me wiping tears from my eyes. Great suggestion!

CarrieOn's picture

That is cute as fuck.

HOW TO WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE:

1. Mute the sound on Sloopy

2. Play this audio instead: http://youtu.be/ldTtAURFwSg

3. Enjoy happiness and good luck for 365 days.

Do it. You know you wanna.

letinstar's picture

you know my feelings about chihuahuas...
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Nanners's picture

Shake that tail!

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babybunny's picture

So damn cute!! I can't ever get my dog to dance for nothing, she just expects things and usually gets them by her floppy ears and adorable face!!

ekspresis's picture

I've watched it like 10 times by now :D. pure awesomeness

sinjin's picture

That doggy's got better footwork than I could ever hope for :(

I think that's about 5 seconds edited to loop over and over again. But anyway, I'm about to go into work at the retail gig, and I should leave a million hours early to find parking, but for some reason I lack the motivation (ugh).

RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
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AlexDSSF's picture

Why isn't this dog on Dancing with the Stars or SYTYCD? Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno would lose their shit and Mary Murphy would put the dog in a first-class seat on the Hot Tamale Train!

Foxxy Brown's picture

@Mike --

come to CA. they hand them out at the airport

/the not funny part is that every shelter - county, city, spca, human society, privat -- is full of them

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Tyroan's picture

Yet another reason I prefer the company of dogs to humans.

blatantdisregard's picture

It's the perfect cross between the rhumba and the Sloppy Swish. Sloopy does the Sloppy Swish.

mike's picture

I'm not sure that I've ever been around a chihuahua.

can be a pushy broad's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:47pm
I don't hate chichauhaus BUT after having (and still here) 2 chichauhaus and 2 poodles that are my MIL's, let's just say I'm sick of their constant yipping. I think it might be just hers though. No training. They're cute though.

Hellraiser's picture

CUTE!!!______________________________________________

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Daniee's picture

Go Sloopy!! He knews how to groove that ass! : )

People from here (BC) went to Washington at 2 in the morning last night for this Black Friday bizness. Crazay! I don't get it AT ALL. Well, I hate shopping anyway. The only shopping I enjoy is grocery shopping.

Spoiled's picture

The music was a perfect fit! How did that owner keep the camera so steady? I would have been shaking from laughter.

Hekki, Me too, typically, though I have met some cool mixed ones.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 4:10pm.

my favorite Thanksgiving appetizer in any year is watching the sorry ass Cowboys lose their biggest game of the year in their astroturfed whorehouse of a home stadium [dumbasses too stoopid to close the roof even though they knew it was supposed to rain]

/RG III the true HSOT yesterday

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Wow. Sloopy is AWESOME. That is all.

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I gotta nominate Minnesota's favorite weatherhooker/midget, Sven Sundgaard, for HSOTD runner up. I mean, come on! Take in this mornings exquisite headgear!

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mike's picture

Much better than Demi Moore's infamous dance with Snoop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sZOAgCBogc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

bambam's picture

Ha, that's gonna be my new phrase, "I'ma haveta Hunger Game that bitch." lols

Oh, I gotta give my opinion on something that happened yesterday, it was in the news, y'all might've seen it.

What I got to say about it is su...pa...BOW!!! :P

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Albatross's picture

That dog dances better than most people I know.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 3:51pm.

Thank God we'll always have the likes of Mike to deflect from our less than stellar performances.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWtcNmDw-E&feature=related

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TexnDoc's picture

Another Black Friday and another year of animals.
Drudge usually compiles the Best Of.

Trixster's picture

I love this lil Hot Slut! I saw him over on Reddit earlier today, I had a feeling Sloopy might go viral.

Gardening Girl's picture

I know how you feel MikeyHolland. :(

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Hekki's picture

I hate chihuahuas.

*ducks flamea*

MickeyHolland's picture

Damn, that dog has more rhythm than me.

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Who are you calling silly cow?