Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sloopy the dancing chihuahua!
While some people are sitting in the Walmart viewing stands to watch crazy motherfuckers Hunger Game a bitch for a 5% off towel, sit back in the comfort of your own home to watch some true entertainment. As Sloopy’s owners let the turkey cranberry gravy whiskey pumpkin slop settle in their stomach bags, he provided some post-dinner entertainment by dancing for his supper. I don’t know if Sloopy is doing the hula, the one-dog conga, the mummy jive or all of the above, but dude is throwing down some sweet, sweet moves. Sloopy should partner up with the world-famous Carrie and show those messy, lazy whores on Dancing with the Has-Beens how to really hip bump the beat. Swish for your supper, Sloopy!