RiRi Spent Thanksgiving Getting On This
Right after RiRi finished the last show on her Skanks On A Plane Tour 2012, she jumped back on a jet to see her "lover" in Berlin and yes, that lover's name starts with a Fist and ends with a Brown. In one tweet, RiRi let all of her millions of followers know that she was flying across a damn ocean to jump on a pool noodle dick belonging to a corroded asshole who almost killed her:
All alone in my big ole jet!!! See u soon lover http://instagr.am/p/SSSLqshM4a/
During Thanksgiving dinner last night, I almost heaved chunks of corn pudding up when my little cousin just had to say that the fatty turkey skin looked like the scabs on his legs. That heave has come back to me thanks to RiRi's tweet. The Difficult Brown's dick must have cast a serious black magic spell on DiaRiRi's poon, because she's suffering from stage 4 dickmatization. Chris Brown is looking like a Sméagol crackhead and RiRi still wants to jump on that. And I'm so glad I got through this post without making a joke about how Fist Brown stuffed RiRi's turkey hole on Thanksgiving. That would've ruined my leftove... Oh, wait. Dammit!
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They deserve each other, the ugly, talentless , disgusting , POS!!
Both talentless & ugly! She deserves the next one! She should go back to the bahamas & get her old job back- prostitute!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:33pm.
i think it's inevitable that bullshit like "50 Shades of Fucked" and ChrisRiri contributes to violence against women. Period. It IS being sold to our kids, and they ARE consuming it. Sex and violence seems like all we have left, to break the monotony of being mindless fucking zombie consumers
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I totally agree, especially about 50 Shades. Yeah, it's so sexy when a female is powerless and getting beaten and humiliated. How did this become OK? Have you ever read the My Secret Garden books? Some of the stories are disturbing, but they are FANTASIES. Some of them found that if they acted them out, they weren't sexy. Nancy Friday said that in the first one, women submitted fantasies mostly about being raped. In the subsequent ones, rape became less and less of a main subject. She hypothesized that this was because women weren't supposed to embrace their libidos in the past, and therefore they fantasized rape to take away the shame of being sexual.
It feels to me like we as a society are taking steps back in the equality of women. I taught a class of girls fairly recently, and I showed them research that said that women make 75% of the money men made for the same jobs. The girls REFUSED to believe me. Refused. Even though it was a well-done, peer-reviewed study.
I feel like women are being mistreated by a society that tells them they are not (paging Migraineuse, lol).
But women are just as important as men. Beating, tying up, humiliating, and ruling as master over women is considered "sexy," and women are being told that it IS sexy.
When are we going to see a sex book about women dominating, humiliating, and beating "weak" men on the bestseller charts? Because I, for one, am ready for it. What's good for the goose....
he looks sickly.. should go to the doctor.
The two trashiest, nastiest things in show biz. I'd feel cleaner spending an evening with Courtney Love.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 2:29pm.
The reviews for Liz & Dick are out! and hoooo boy, are they terrible:
http://tv.nytimes.com/2012/11/24/arts/television/liz-dick-with-lindsay-l...
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-liz-and-dic...
well I for one am SHOCKED. I could never have guessed that choosing Lindsay Lohan for your star would prove to be a bad idea.
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Hahahaha... This line from the LA Times review made me LOL:
"Her Taylor always seems one tic away from saying something like "Oh my God, Mom, like I care" and the prodigious amounts of alcohol she consumes do little more than make her cry like a jilted prom queen. Which is just embarrassing — you're Elizabeth Taylor for God's sake"
*snickering madly*
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These two again? Ri Ri clearly gets off on doing things people think she shouldn't do like seeing her "bad boy" ex and being his side piece when he had a girlfriend (it really adds to the excitement if he has a gf!). People play this stupid game everyday and while he may have beaten her up once some people need drama like they need air.
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The reviews for Liz & Dick are out! and hoooo boy, are they terrible:
http://tv.nytimes.com/2012/11/24/arts/television/liz-dick-with-lindsay-l...
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-liz-and-dic...
well I for one am SHOCKED. I could never have guessed that choosing Lindsay Lohan for your star would prove to be a bad idea.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
ubmitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:06pm.
Whamo, I am sooooooooo jealous you are right now seeing my boys, The Who. Too bad my avie committed stupidity in 2002 and isn't playing bass with them.
Are they just playing Quadrophenia
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Ya they played Quadrophenia front to back, it was AWESOME, they played 4 or 5 hits as well but the magic was in the album.
Didn't he say in an interview or a song that he loved someone else too? Like he couldn't choose or something????
It's no big surprise that she's lacking in good decision making and confidence but she obviously doesn't think she's worth shit if she goes back to a man that A. beats her and B. can't say for sure if he wants to be with her or someone else.
Get a backbone RiRi
Big whooping deal. Good for you two crazy kids. For the record, No one cares.
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I can't believe anyone finds him attractive.
So gross! I just regurgitated my coffee.
Looks like he has to go real bad in the 4th pic.
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I'll take what you're having.
I hate BOTH of them. He is an abuser & she is an excuser (making excuses for that piece of shit Brown). I hate her way more actually, and that was before the Chris Brown incident. I just cannot stand her, or her music, or her 'fuck you' attitude. She is also sleazy and always looks dirty/oily/unkempt.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 3:22am.
I would love to see your drawing someday, Owl. Maybe you can post them someplace anonymously/with a pen name...
Does your mom want you there to accompany her?eing pressured to buy seems like a bit much, but she probably doesn't want you to feel left out :)
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Good for them. I can't imagine any two people that deserve each other more...unless it's Kim & Kanye...
Now lets just ignore them all and hope they'll go away...
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Don't these two dumbasses have a song out right now about people staying out of their business or some shit? Why the fuck are they always tweeting crap like this if they are so concerned with their privacy?
Dammit, these two stupid cunts deserve each other.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:54pm
I mean, Black Friday is just an excuse for an endorphin rush. People are feeling like zombies now, and buying something is a way to get a legal high that Wall Street says is good for you. Fighting hundreds of people in line is the body contact sport of the season.
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I made a drawing of people during black Friday a few days ago. They all looked miserable and were carrying huge bags stuffed with clothes they had purchased.
I always piss my mom off though cuz I don't buy enough.
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Lucifer,
The article from Quietus and the link to The New Yorker were so insightful. It's crazy how Ester Dean comes up with the melody and the words to hit songs for Rihanna.
Chris looks like he's on drugs. He's never been remotely attractive (something about his mouth area), but he's looking skeletal here.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:00am.
It's called Stockholm syndrome.
You may be right as there doesn't seem to be any other reasonable explanation but lack of abuse should not mean kindness or interpreted as such.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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Whamo, I am sooooooooo jealous you are right now seeing my boys, The Who. Too bad my avie committed stupidity in 2002 and isn't playing bass with them.
Are they just playing Quadrophenia?
ugh....these two...
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:29pm.
What can you do about it? Get him music lessons. Expose him to the serious stuff, classical, jazz. Let him/take him to see trained musicians working their craft. You know he gonna decide for himself one day but if you can give him an appreciation of the traditional genres he'll make an informed choice.
Hell, I wish this could become a nationwide trend for real.
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Bamban, thanks for this. My son has been in music programs since he was little, he travelled the world with a kid's choir (his passport has more stamps in it than mine), he has perfect pitch - he's a better musician than me in some ways, and i am a (struggling) professional!
No, what I meant was ; what are WE gonna do about the BULLSHIT that is being sold to our kids? That is being sold to us as adults as well?
I mean, Black Friday is just an excuse for an endorphin rush. People are feeling like zombies now, and buying something is a way to get a legal high that Wall Street says is good for you. Fighting hundreds of people in line is the body contact sport of the season.
And if your husband likes to choke you a little bit, maybe that's actually sexy, huh? Shut up and buy a flat screen, so you can watch Riri take her clothes off and tell you how it ain't nobody's bidness.
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Sorry, Riri. You don't get my indignation or outrage. I'll reserve that for people who have actual problems that they aren't making worse.
Unlike most women in abusive relationships, you had the money and resources to have your own life. You had security. You had none of the reasons that abused women have to fear leaving their abusers. YOU LEFT HIM FOR A FEW YEARS, and then scuttled back.
So yeah, I refuse to reward you with outrage. I simply don't care. There are people out there who more deserve me being indignant for or by them.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:29pm.
What can you do about it? Get him music lessons. Expose him to the serious stuff, classical, jazz. Let him/take him to see trained musicians working their craft. You know he gonna decide for himself one day but if you can give him an appreciation of the traditional genres he'll make an informed choice.
Hell, I wish this could become a nationwide trend for real.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 6:24pm.
http://thequietus.com/articles/10746-rihanna-unapologetic-review-777-chr...
Rather accurate and well-written article about the bullshit state of the music industry today.
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Indeed. I kind of despair for my son's mind, sometimes, with the shit they're selling him. he's too old for me to completely keep him from the poison these corporations are feeding him.
still, he has a better developed political consciousness than most.
i think it's inevitable that bullshit like "50 Shades of Fucked" and ChrisRiri contributes to violence against women. Period. It IS being sold to our kids, and they ARE consuming it. Sex and violence seems like all we have left, to break the monotony of being mindless fucking zombie consumers
Hello, Black Friday!
What can you do about it, is the question.
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Whamo. LUCKY! Is this the Quadrophenia tour? They'll be in my area in February. Have an awesome time & I expect a full report/set list tomorrow.
I had a roommate that looked exactly like him and that kid puked every single day. Just a little fun fact.
Whamo, I saw them a few years back and they were fantastic. Enjoy.
Luci_S, I saw the article earlier and that's why this kind of thing depresses me.
And no, he didn't kill her but why should any man think it's ever acceptable to raise a hand to a woman? I don't give a shit that they're black or have more money than me; my concern lies purely in the fact this wanker is still being publicly acclaimed and lauded. Hardly the best message to send out the impressionable youth now, is it?
That she keeps returning to him is a whole other can of worms in itself.
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ah, she's a fucking idiot who will get the shit kicked put of her again by him. It is only a matter of when.
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@Luci, the article was interesting. I also really enjoyed the New Yorker article referenced in it.
Whamo, that sounds fun, enjoy the concert! ;p
@Lucy♥, thanks for sharing that was a good article.
@GG, guess the asparagus(?) soup worked, huh? LOL
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Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 7:37pm.
"Nearly killed her?" Get a grip. I am NOT condoning Brown's actions, but Rihanna had a few lacerations on her swollen lips, and a few more lacerations on both sides of her forehead. She was treated and discharged. So get a grip. Some of you people have your own issues, and need this story to purge yourselves.
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Bingo. This has the requirements needed for the public bloodlust and contempt for people perceived as being better off than ordinary folk, with the added bonus of being non white to boot.
Entertainment media gleefully feeds it because it's profitable. It seems like people are hoping something bad happens to them as if something does it'll fill them with some kind of emotional satisfaction.
Fuck, the relationship didn't end naturally, it ended because of the public's rightful reaction AND the possible damage to their earning potential.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
I forgot to mention, I'm off to see The Who tonight!
LONG LIVE ROCK!!!!
MK, barf about your little cousin. Aren't you glad he didn't pull out a booger right there and eat it too?
These two are shamelessly laughing at the public now. Screw them. Lol, that bitch Brown looks dreadful!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Mike, they mention Ron and Nicole during it but in little more than passing. It's not until the last half hour that they tie it all together. But this guy just killed and killed and killed. He says he killed 70 but if you watch it, you can totally understand why law enforcement thinks it's higher than that. The very last minute or so made the hair on my arms stand on end.
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@Hekki, hahaha yeah sometimes from afar it can be a bit entertaining. But once they start meddling in your life the drama isn't so funny. What's irritating is when people can't clearly identify their BS and sympathize with all of the lies.
@KA and Mel-Tang, I know an unbearable attention wh*re too (unfortunately she's a hard leech to remove from my life right now, long story but I'd throw her on that people-to-never-hear-from-again island with the Kardashians if I could). Why are there so many of them out there???? Terribly annoying. I also get irritated with the attention wh*res on television that spin EVERYTHING into a story about them, e.g. Carrie Bradshaw, Meridith Grey. And as far as Rihanna goes I think you're all right, she would fit in the A.W. category. Like you guys said, she screams and shouts for privacy and then puts everything on the internet all on her own.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 7:35pm.
Mike, so did you shave it for Mommy?
There's no actual evidence but when you watch it you'll see how it's very possible Rogers did it. The Van Nuys D.A. had the alternate Rogers information and forwarded it to Gil Garcetti's office because she thought it was compelling enough to investigate but no one in L.A. ever paid attention to it. She's interviewed so that comes straight from her mouth.
Nope. I'm going to grow it for two weeks at least.
I'll watch a bit of the doc. I love creepy.
She wants a cokehead, woman beating piece of shit like dear old dad. Whatevah, girl.
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"Nearly killed her?" Get a grip. I am NOT condoning Brown's actions, but Rihanna had a few lacerations on her swollen lips, and a few more lacerations on both sides of her forehead. She was treated and discharged. So get a grip. Some of you people have your own issues, and need this story to purge yourselves.
Mike, so did you shave it for Mommy?
There's no actual evidence but when you watch it you'll see how it's very possible Rogers did it. The Van Nuys D.A. had the alternate Rogers information and forwarded it to Gil Garcetti's office because she thought it was compelling enough to investigate but no one in L.A. ever paid attention to it. She's interviewed so that comes straight from her mouth.
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KA, Mel: Yeah, got one like that. Luckily she moved back upstate. But damn, she'd make up all kinds of medical shit. "Lung spasms" was my favorite. Because lungs are muscles. Yeah.
She pussy-blocked me SO many times when we were younger. Some guy and I would be hitting it off and she'd invent some reason we'd have to leave the party or wherever because the girl code.
If she wasn't the focus of attention due to her loudness or wild dancing, she would "fall down"'or a repressed memory of a traumatic event would resurface.
It's fun to hang out with her just to see what she'll pull out of her ass, in order to get some attention.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 7:12pm.
Years ago my then-manager was leaving work early to pick up her new car and I was going to cover her position for her. Well, my father passed away the night before and I had gone into the office to let the partners know that I had to fly that afternoon.
My manager got all pissy and said to me, "Well, how am I supposed to go get my new car, then?"
My husband was with me and he nearly backhanded her.
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hah I like how when you're a celebrity "all alone" means "no one that matters around me" because there's clearly a guy in the background picture not to mention the obvious pilot.