Coked Up Messes Gotta Stick Together
While shooting up together in his trailer on the set of Scary Movie 5 back in September, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan bonded the way all drunk messes bond while taking turns snorting a bump out of a call girl's b-hole. TMZ says that between filming, LiLo and Charlie hung out and she told him all of her problems including her problems with the IRS. LiLo owes the IRS almost $234k for not paying taxes in 2009 and 2010. Since Charlie always has his Captain Save-A-Crack-Ho hat on, he offered to pay off LiLo's tax debt, but she refused. Future civilizations will refer to "LiLo turning down money" as the final sign of the Rapture.
You'd think that the dented metal memory cabinet in Charlie Sheen's head is filled with nothing but crack smoke, but apparently it isn't. Charlie remembered LiLo's problems with the IRS and last week he sent her business manager a charitable gift in the form of a $100,000 check. This time LiLo accepted his gift and used it to pay almost half of her IRS bill. Some source says that Charlie did it out of the goodness of his crack damaged heart and wants nothing in return. Uh huh.
TMZ also says that LiLo is going to make $2 million this year and who knows if any of that money went to the IRS. But why should LiLo send her money to the IRS when she can send Charlie's instead? Obviously, Charlie didn't give LiLo that money for free and now every time he comes calling, she's gotta slurp on his perma-soft coke peen and slurping on his perma-soft coke peen is probably as boring as deep throating an overcooked fettuccine noodle. But she's done a lot worse for $100,000 (see: I Know Who Killed Me) and she can write off all the mind numbing substances she has to snort to get through an intimate moment with Charlie.
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I guess she's found a new sugar daddy since Vikram. Just so you know, Lindz, when Charlie refers to you as a "Goddess", he doesn't mean "of acting".
But I'm sure you'll take it that way.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
ha! You can't hide from the tax man!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
This is so random and senseless, unless it's somehow tied to promoting their crappy new movie (out in spring 2013?). You're allowed to pay taxes on behalf of someone else. Why didn't he send the money directly to the IRS, if only to ensure it got there?
Maybe it was for services rendered, in which case it's reportable income to her.
Both think they are part of a league of their own, while the rest of the world perceives them to be a special class of losers.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Unlike BLOWhan, Charlie is articulate and smart. He's so gross now though.
"Future civilizations will refer to "LiLo turning down money" as the final sign of the Rapture."
Holy Jebus, I almost choked on my Jamesons with this comment. LOL
Can't be any worse than what her other 'benefactors' ask for.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:52pm.
Within -- could you imagine the stench in the room after those 2 shagged? Good god, there's not enough Glade or Febreze in the world to get rid of that smell! You know they fucked, there's no way with his horny toad reputation that he didn't hit that. And given all the nasty tail that he's chased, she's just his type.
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Well, they both got the herp, so diseases wouldn't be a problem.
Chump change.
Sadly $100K is a drop in the bucket for Charlie. Between his 2 1/2 Men residuals & current salary, he's the highest paid crackhead in history probably.
miz cynical -- for some reason, I thought you watched BE. I do watch "Nurse Jackie." I wonder if Cannavale is going to be on this season. I think BE will do wonders for his career, though. I wonder if his character will last past this season, though -- he is a psycho on BE!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Addition to drinking game: have 30 shots of whatever your poison is, or an entire box of wine during the opening credits. That way you won't remember the shitfest your about to be subjected to.
Liz wants Lindsay to see this:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=456496034407121&set=a.1212002146...
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"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law."
-Lindsay Lohan 11/2012
Submitted by richardsimmons on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:00pm.
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That game sounds dangerous; from what I've heard about the movie I think I'd be legally drunk within the first 20 minutes...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:52pm.
could you imagine the stench in the room after those 2 shagged?
I saw a "twitpic" on ONTD, taken by Rihanna, of the Difficult Brown lying on a bed, and this was my exact first thought, word for word. And now I'm imagining it again with these two crackheads.
*hurls*
She must have hooked him up with that middle-eastern drug connect she gots with that one Paki dude she was banging.
Charlie probably saving 40K/lb on his blow now, so that money is well spent.
GG R nooo.....I'm tyring so hard! :)
Twatty - my husband watches Boardwalk, so I know what's going on from reading the D, and what he tells me. I do have a crush on Cannale, though. Do you watch Nurse Jackie? He's awesome on that. My Sunday night stuff right now is Homeland & Walking Dead. Foxxy Brown put up a link on the Paz thread of an interview w/Paz from a few yrs ago. She's a mess. A wealthy, spoiled mess. I HATED her baby talk on BE!
UGH.
And I will not watch her POS Lifetime movie tonight. I'm sure Lifetime will repeat it 2000 times before the week is over, so maybe I will watch it then. Maybe.
Twatty, bwahahah at your warped mind! Yes, yes and yes. Horrible all around. I still think this is press for the film. Nothing doing, not to mention their respective warts would infect each other! LOLOL
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That's 100k that could have gone to his kids' trust fund. Lord knows they will need it for therapy.
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"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law."
-Lindsay Lohan 11/2012
miz cynical -- I'm so geared up for "Boardwalk Empire," aren't you???
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
@ miz cynical, "one of us! one of us!"
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Within -- could you imagine the stench in the room after those 2 shagged? Good god, there's not enough Glade or Febreze in the world to get rid of that smell! You know they fucked, there's no way with his horny toad reputation that he didn't hit that. And given all the nasty tail that he's chased, she's just his type.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I'm really trying to avoid watching this mess so that I'm not contributing to the ratings. Plus Sunday night TV is already super awesome, but you guys are making it hard to boycott this shitshow.
Submitted by Get Serious on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:41pm.
I wonder if she'll ever be responsible for anything she ever does...
Save your brain cells: the answer is no.
He should have shredded that money and flushed it down the toilet - would have served a better purpose that way. Fucking vile excuses for human beings.
Twatty! Charlie, Blohan and fisting? bwahahaha Sandpaper, I need sandpaper... *passes out*
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I am cool Twatty. No worries.
ME its a law of the universe...there HAS to be something/someone that goes against the grain to irritate the masses.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sorry if anyone has already posted this article. I've decided that I'll watch the shitshow, since I'm dreading going back to work tomorrow and in dire need of comic relief.
I did not know that Megan Fox was up for the role of La Liz.
http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2012/11/25/15430480-lindsay-lohans-liz...
Jayyyy-zus Chroist.
For 100k, I would flash her or him some nip. From another room - I heard crabs can jump.
She's the ultimate grifter. Not only has she supposedly earned $2 million this year, but has again avoided being held accountable for her own mistakes (she originally blamed it on her accountant, and said she was "taking care of it as we speak"; more lies). I wonder if she'll ever be responsible for anything she ever does...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
*contemplates breaking out the Ambien*
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP RESCUING THIS POS??
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Foxxy -- hi, babe! <3
Within -- but you KNOW that's what she did! LMAO!!! That or fisting was involved.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Hiya Twatty! <3, hope you're all set for the Lohanfest! Please no more rim jobs and tongues in asses, lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:12pm
i have time to take a nap between the shitshow i am currently watching and the next one... ;-)
hi Twatty! hi M.E.!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Within -- hey, hon! <3
GG -- I'm sorry, hon! But you know it was something sick. Hope you didn't get sick over your appetizers.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
This makes me atomic. Fuck this vile piece of shit.
Being drunk, sluts and stupid is no way to go through life. Unless it's Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.
*reads Twats post & runs to toilet*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hiya Foxxy! Oh I know it - the acting will be barf inducing! I am sure where she is supposed to be showing some heart wrenching emotion she will be a blank stare.
Tonicbitch, maybe Charlie wanted to see her get it on with a buffalo?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey hey Foxxy, you've started the sloppy drank game already? Wait up or you'll be slurrring befahr too loaaang!! ;D
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She must have not only given him a rim job but must have stick her entire tongue up his ass, too, to have gotten that kind of money. Believe me, she did something really sick for that kind of money.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
My friends and I are planning to celebrate (and play) with White Zinfandel in a box, because we wanted to be as classy as the Lohans.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
The real question is, what could Charlie possibly want in exchange for that $$$ that was so bad that even Blohan would say "pass"?
good afternoon, GG! don't forget the air sickness bags!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*arranges snacks and booze on coffee table*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hello, fellow Dlisters!!! Are you all ready for the shitfest? If I followed those rules, I will be in a coma by the 45 min. mark! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*lines up shots down the bar for richardsimmons*
you are the true hot slut of the day. thank you!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12