Panty Creamer Of The Day: Butterfly Queen Richard Simmons
I was going to post that picture STUNT QUEEN RiRi tweeted of The Difficult Brown looking like he passed out while jacking off to Bart Simpson, but there's already enough grossness on the front page, so I thought I'd give you some beauty and glamour for a change.
Your no-no is probably puckering so hard that you're pretty much stuck to your chair and that could only mean one thing: Richard Simmons is here. While on his way to breakfast in Beverly Hills yesterday morning, the gay dandelion, who is solely responsible for keeping L'eggs in business, made the paps get moist by posing for them on the street. The next time you order an iced tea at a restaurant and the server asks you if you want some hummingbird juice with that, just remember that hummingbird juice is what hummingbirds jizz out when they look at Richard Simmons posing for his life.
And the sight of a human rainbow dressed as a butterfly is nothing new to Mariah Carey. This is what she sees every time she has an orgasm.
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Richard Simmons is an amazing individual who gives lots of his time and money to countless charities so don't hate on this trick!
That is all.
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LOVE Richard Simmons! Don't care what everyone says, he has helped so many people. And his Tone and Sweat tape (can only be found on VHS dammit!) helped me achieve abs back in the 90's.
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so many hot pictures, it's hard to pick a favorite...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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He is a riot--love him! I'm guessing he saved those shorts from 1982 because I can't imagine they still actually MAKE those anymore?!
Chris Eccleston - I know it's late (time-wise), but your mother can sign a Release of Information (ROI)form with your name. This will allow her surgeon/treating physician to give you information and keep you apprised of her condition. It's always good for patients to have the ROI forms in their permanent medical charts as one never knows when a medical issue may occur. I hope your mother's surgery will be uneventful. Best wishes.
Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:45pm.
I do believe I'm getting a slight flash of eunuch snatch...
haaaaaa
I do believe I'm getting a slight flash of eunuch snatch...
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I can't help it, I just like the guy. He is silly & kooky but he accepts who he is. Keep on with the tomfoolery Richie!
Is he wearing support hose? Wow!
I think that is Bruce Jenner.
It doesn't matter what Richard Simmons wears because I cannot get past the support hose and hairy arm pits before I guffaw. Guffaw!
I would love to bring Richard Simmons to my office to wreak havoc. He would Let Them Have It!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 9:51pm.
Chris, sorry about your mom's health problems. Best of luck on her surgery tomorrow! Hope all goes smoothly and she completely recovers.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Just talked to my sister. Mother's having surgery tomorrow morning to remove a mass from the tip of her colon. She's eating so that's a good sign. I hope.
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Wow, he looks good. All that exercise really is a positive thing. :) I like him too.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I Love me some Richard Simmons. She seems a real sweetheart. He never seems to change. He looks pretty good for 65 years of age. Sure he is camp as Christmas, but he is all bags of fabulous.
I truly like Richard Simmons. He seems like a kind pleasant person who truly wants to help people get healthy, and I can't hate. He's having fun, means no harm, and I think he's just overall lovely! Rock on Richard! Good choice Michael K!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:16pm.
Pho sho, GG!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Richard Simmons. I adore him! He has been an inspiration to so many people. I truly believe
his heart is genuine. and his posing cracks me up.
if you've got it and Richard's got it. =) He's a beautiful butterfly! :)
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"what am I going to do without that blanket? I can't face life unarmed!"- Linus
Chris, I know your family is making you feel alienated right now, but I really think (I have been there too...not by my family, but by my mother -borderline personality don't ask!)you have to ignore that aspect of it emotionally at least and just directly get information from the clinicians who are treating your mother. That is what I would do. Don't let them get to you and forget about the whole FB portion of it....it's really not important. What is is that you find out what is happening with your Mom and that she knows that you love her and wishes you could be at her side and if you could, you would be. There's no reason her nurse or whomever wouldn't speak with you.
Take care in the meantime. I know how hard it must be for you.
Chris, do you have a paypal account you can post? If everyone could give a few dollars or whatever they can afford, that could help with expenses to get you to your mother's side.
I would be happy to donate.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 8:21pm.
My dad died in 99. Playing nice with her won't get my any info. I know how my family works. And she is the queen of passive-aggressive. I am totally shit outta luck.
The sick thing is that if it was reversed I would be doing everything I could to buy her a fucking ticket, juggling my schedule to be available to pick her up at the airport or train station, calling her every 20 minutes with updates. I know my mother's health is more important than my fucking humiliation, but then maybe that's just me.
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I met Richard Simmons on a commercial flight about 8 or 9 years ago. Gurrlllll...he has THE best gossip. He is an absolute riot and was so sweet, signing pictures for all of the flight crew.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 8:06pm.
That's a good idea. I just want to know if anybody is staying with her. My brother and other sister will only stay with her if they can get something out of it.
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Chris: I'm so sorry for your troubles. Had a similar situation. My advice is to swallow some shit and play nice with your sister. (I know how odious it is, firsthand!)
Is your father in the picture? When my dad was sick and unable to communicate, the chain of command/information was SPOUSE first, then children. Maybe you can prevail upon him. Also, you can stress that your MOM would want you to know what's going on. There were people who bugged us, but we knew my dad cared about them, so they were in the loop, for his sake.
Again, I'm sorry, and wish your mom a quick recovery.
He's totally turning into Phoebe Price.
Chris, if your mother gave the doctor her permission the doctor will talk to you. I talked to the doctor many times by phone when the doctor was in the room with my mother. It helped me greatly when I couldn't be there.
Werk it, girl!
WTF with those hairy armpits?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Richard IS the Unicorn Queen!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"a human rainbow dressed as a butterfly" is right.
Chris, i am sorry to hear that, strength to you and your mom. couple of ideas -- ask your church for help getting home. if you are not involved in a church, you may have friends who might prevail upon their pastor or congregation to help you get home.
also, what Daniee said-ish. i suggest calling the hospital directly and demanding to speak to the physician in charge of your mom's case. i think if you can email or fax them proof of your relationship (e.g. your birth cert or something) they should release info directly to you.
good luck!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Chris, post it on FB all you want. Just block her from seeing it. I agree with talking to the nurse.
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how can he work out so much and still look like wet noodles?
mysteries.
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That sucks, Chris. Best wishes to you and your momz. :/
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:15pm.
Richard really is on a different wave length isn't he?
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This made me lol. I mean, what was the context of these photos? Who cares, I guess, homeslice is workin' it. In his New Balance shoes! LMAO
Daniee, I won't get anything from my family other than a condescending lecture about how I should be there followed by one or two bits of information. They like to withhold so they'll know things I won't.
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He looks great.
Chris, I'm so sorry to hear about your mom :( is there anyone who can help you out with loaning you the $$ for bus fare?
Chris - (hugs)
Is there anyone else in the family you can call to get proper info? How about talking to a nurse there? You ARE family.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 7:18pm.
RS is just too fucking weird. Why is he doing poses? It's not like anyone remembers who he is or was, other than being a joke.
Please, if anyone sees Richard's dignity, return it to him immediately so this shit will stop.
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My mother is in the hospital. She has a mass in her lower colon and she has to have surgery. She had a colonoscopy today and I just talked to her on the phone and she didn't sound good at all. My bitch sister is too worried about me telling my friends about it on Facebook that she won't tell me any information except to keep it off Facebook. Because her being humiliated by me telling my friends my mother is sick is the worst thing in the world.
I have no money for a plane ticket or even a fucking train or bus ticket. I have no idea what to do.
Sorry to interrupt; I just needed to tell somebody since I'm not allowed to say anything on Facebook.
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I will always love him.
Nice legs Richard! Thank heavens he wears tights with those slinky shorts. It'd be shudders if the open leg shots gave us a true glimpse into his salt n' pepper abyss! I like his butterfly mask though. It's so him! ♡ ;p
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Lmao....I love Richard. He's so cute and harmless.
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I love richard (obviously)but I would love to see him drop his "I only live to help others, I don't have time for love in my life" and get a sassy boy/(girl but probably boy) friend.
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RS is just too fucking weird. Why is he doing poses? It's not like anyone remembers who he is or was, other than being a joke.
Please, if anyone sees Richard's dignity, return it to him immediately so this shit will stop.
Haribo, Susan Boyle wishes she looked this good.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Richard really is on a different wave length isn't he?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012