Anna Nicole Smith's Daughter Is A Guess Girl Now
Almost 20 years after Anna Nicole Smith was a Guess girl, her 6-year-old daughter with Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn Birkhead, is starring in a campaign for Guess Kids. There are two things I can't believe: 1) Dannielynn is six years old and; 2) I'm writing about Guess Jeans. It seems like it was just yesterday when I was begging my mother to buy me Guess acid wash jeans with a matching jacket. One of her co-workers told her there was a Guess store in Tijuana that sold everything for 50% off and so she dragged me one there one weekend. That shit wasn't Guess label. It was more like GuessWhosGettingTrickedByThisKnockOff label....but I still bought acid wash jeans there.
The NYDN says that Dannielynn's ads will be all over buses and billboards starting in January. Larry Birkhead says that Guess came to them first and that Dannielynn is really excited about modeling for the same label as her mom. Larry also said that he's not enrolling in Pimp Mama Kris' School Of Whoring anytime soon, because this is going to be Dannielynn's only modeling gig for now:
"People have said she's already stepping into her mom's shoes, and that's very broad. I want to be clear this was just a tribute. She's still a kid at heart, and she's going to stay that way as long as possible. It's really a tribute to her mom more than anything. She's not going to be a model.
Her mom's history with Guess was very positive. The ads were iconic and timeless. She asked me if she was going to be on the shopping bags like her mom. She was really excited about it. She had great time on the shoot. It was really just a day at the beach, playing in the sand."
I just hope Larry is telling the truth and we won't see Dannielynn as the new face of Trimspa for Kids.
I'm not sure how to feel about this. Dannielynn being in the spotlight is kind of weird, but somebody has to model those clothes and since Honey Boo Boo Chile already has an exclusive contract as the face of Piggy Wiggly's children's clothing line, it might as well be Dannielynn.
And these ads would've been so much better if Sugar Pie was in them.


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I saw the ET segment on this photo shoot and it breaks your heart for the little girl. It is so sad to watch her talking to pictures and statues of her mom and putting lipgloss on them. I hope Larry does right by her, but you can tell that this poor little thing misses the mother she never knew.
I hope this is truly a one-off experience for her.
She really was a lovely woman. It's such a shame that things had to end the way they did.
I truly believe she was a good person. She just had problems like most of us. Drugs and other problems can really screw up a life.
Her daughter seems like a very pretty and decent little girl. I agree with posters on here - just take her home and let her be a kid. She needs a STRONG foundation. She can always model while she is in college or something - to pay her tuition.
Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 9:54pm.
that last thumbnail is one of the prettiest photos ever taken, of anyone.
THAT /\ Just unreal beauty.
And I'm okay with this, I always thought Birkhead was sincere. I like the idea. It's not like he's posting pictures of her baby cleavage on a Twitter account begging for attention. The pictures are legit, classy and tasteful. She is wearing Guess little girls clothes, not hooker clothes.
That said, I hope in her real life she lays low and goes off to study physics at Harvard or something. The whole situation with Anna Nicole and this girl never getting to know her mom is sad enough already...doesn't need any more trash or tragedy.
The sad cycle begins again. How unfair.
She's beautiful just like her mama. This was a great idea, now take her back to Podunk and let her be a regular kid. Don't start her down this road.
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Until this, I would have said her father has done a good job of balancing trying to raise the kid normally with public interest. He's done an annual controlled piece with ET. This year's was a lot more camera/personal time. The kid is definitely going to be a handful.
This... is different. Not sure how much photography work he does now or DL is set-up financially. The house was quite posh. No reason to pimp the kid out no matter how much she looks like her mom or she loves the camera. Kid has Anna-Nicole's genes - let her grow up as normal as possible. When she's an adult, when she's old enough to understand what that lifestyle did to her mom, then DL can decide.
She is a beautiful little girl. I really hope she is not consumed by the industry like her mom was. :(
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She's beautiful. I really miss Anna Nicole bat shit crazy ass. She had an amazing face and her daughter looks just like her..
She is a very pretty little girl. I hope he's not lying about it being a one time thing.
My radar is going off on this guy though.
Tribute?! Fucking wanker! Lemme jus ask...."did u make any money and how much?" that aint no fucking tribute. Thats a fucking job. This bitch already working at 6? And, this dood trying to say, tribute?? A tribute is Guess reprinting those ads and campaigning them all over the fucking place like they did in the 90s. I find this picture sad. She has a dead mother. And she was a druggy. I mean,this is sickness. I do like her picture though it is sadness all over this child. No smiles? Yea..creepy.
She's a beauty. ANS did Playboy too so what happens when she finds out about that when she's older. *le sigh*
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She is a beautiful little girl and won the genetic lottery by getting both her mother's and her father's best features.
I just hope that Larry keeps his word and this will be the last gig she does for a while. Otherwise, he would just be a piece of trash ala the Blohans or the Kuntrashians and totally not what DanielLynn needs :(
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She's pretty, she looks like her dad, and I wish her a happy life. That's all I got.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:07am.
I don't think it's that big of a deal. Her mom was a model, her dad is a photographer, she probably will end up in entertainment. It's no different than the Smith brats, Taterhead, Laura Dern, Melanie Griffith, Fishsticks, AngieHo or any of us who do what our parents did for a living. The pictures are innocuous so far, hopefully they stay that way.
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I know this is odd coming from me, but I think this is wonderful.
I met the Birkhead family several times, and they are very sweet people. Larry is extremely attractive in person and seemed like a stand up guy. He was cordial and very friendly. He was always positive and smiling. The family has done an excellent job of keeping her grounded. They don't associate with the demons that plagued Anna's life.
Larry is a professional photographer and Anna was one of the most beautiful models on Earth, so it's natural that the daughter would end up in the industry.
I wish her and her family much luck and success.
Apparently KStew's knocked up with RPutz's glittery unicorn baby. She'll have the most boring labor pains ever.
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She's gorgeous but she's no Thylane and that's a good thing, the last thing she needs is for modelling offers to come flooding in and then daddy thinks he's depriving her of 'opportunities' if he says no.
Kid's adorable, but I call BULLSHIT on the claim of a six year-old having consciousness of and/or otherwise giving a shit about what apparel label, or shopping bag her deceased mother was on, or "paying tribute" to her mother through a modeling campaign. Birkhead was / is and always will be a dirtbag. Poor kid.
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Those kids look like they need antidepressants, as does this one. Kid models should look happy, and I think that depressed look just plain exploits them. They become characterless and therefore completely objectified. I wonder if that's why this main, picture disturbs people. She doesn't look like a child, but is making the face of a serious model.
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Retarded Rainman bitch!
Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 3:39am.
You are an insane asshole!
She's gorgeous, but she doesn't know how to pose. Which is OK because she's not a "model." I hope she never becomes one.
Ralph Lauren Kids has the best models IMO.
http://timgeaney.com/gallery/large/RL%20kids1.jpg
What a relief. That's not exploitative at all.
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She is a beautiful child, the pictures are tasteful, and a reminder of her Mom's stunning beauty. Before the trimspa, and Anna becoming a sad drugged up clown. Her life got 1000 times better, without Howard Stern, and I am sorry to say, her own Mother. Anna and Howard were one effed up pair, and Dannilynns brother Daniel didn't make it out alive.
Such a beautiful little girl but I'm sorry Larry Birkhead would play with fire like that...introducing his daughter to the very profession that introduced her mom to a hideous lifestyle which eventually killed her. The lure of money and noteriety will turn anyone stupid.
I just want her to grow up with a good head on her shoulders and stay the fuck away from drugs & drinking & get a good education.
Pretty little girl.
I hope this is a one time deal.
I don't think it's that big of a deal. Her mom was a model, her dad is a photographer, she probably will end up in entertainment. It's no different than the Smith brats, Taterhead, Laura Dern, Melanie Griffith, Fishsticks, AngieHo or any of us who do what our parents did for a living. The pictures are innocuous so far, hopefully they stay that way.
Photo is all kinds of subliminal and all kinds of wrong. The little girl needs a real parent, not Larry Dickhead's ongoing exploitation. Sick man. Get a job!
AN never got anything from her dead hubs's estate. I don't think her estate has either, after the smoke has largely cleared.
You would think that she'd be entitled to many millions just for doing the deed with the decedent, but it's likely that (the deed) never happened.
Moral: It pays to work in Texas strip clubs, but only if you're smart and sober enough to pin things down.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:24am.
For fucks sake, I think Birkhead has her in Kentucky...she will be fine.
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No, no he doesn't. See my comment a bit down from yours.
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He's just throwing his kid to the same wolves that destroyed her mother like any loving father would do.
Didn't the billions Anna Nicole got from hubby go back to his son (who I think has died since) after probate and appeals?
Perhaps Larry Birkhead is securing a trust fund for his daughter's future. I don't see anything wrong with that, if that's the case, which I believe it is. Birkhead doesn't troll this girl in front of the media a la Suri or Nahla. He's very low key with her and appears to be a great, devoted dad. Making sure his daughter has some bucks in the bank so she doesn't have a rough future seems like an act of love, not exploitation. As others have said, the photos are tasteful. She is a lovely little girl. I wish only the best for her.
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
She is stunning and I see nothing even remotely wrong with this. Not every body has a cute 6 year old. Let the baby earn her college and private school money! For fucks sake, I think Birkhead has her in Kentucky...she will be fine.
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Submitted by MissChris on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:29am.
Miss Chris, I agree she is a very pretty child, but she looks a LOT like her Dad.
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I don't see anything wrong with these ads. The little girl is beautiful and it's tastefully done, she's not dressed in some oversexed beauty pageant outfit. I really hope Larry is doing this for her well being, I remember when he let the Entertainment Tonight cameras film her eye operation which I thought was tacky as hell.
She's gorgeous.
I am for her earning what she can and milk her dead momma's fame. Let her earn her college fund at least. Her momma left her with nothing. Larry has to bring in the $$ however he can. He does push her mildly for photo opps in the past few years. He has to bring income in.
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It's creepy to me cause the ads do not advertise children's clothes. I don't think children should be selling adult clothes because even if they are fully covered, it seems like they are being sexualized. Anna's ads were "sexy"
Nothing wrong with children being models if they want to, but make sure they are selling kids stuff!
I knew it was only a matter of time before he started pimping that kid out for a buck.
She'll need all the prayers she can get.
I don't trust ANYTHING Larry B says. When he first got custody of her, he said he was going to raise her in Kentucky, his home state, because Hollywood was too dangerous. So what did he do - promptly moved Dannielynn to Los Angeles where he incessantly complains about paparazzi taking pictures of Dannielynn.
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Maybe the kid shouldn't model until she knows what the word "tribute" means.
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
She's a beautiful girl just like her mom and I think it's a great way to connect with a mom she never knew. She gets to see the pictures of her mom looking her best, not the scary nightmarish stuff that she needs to be protected from. I don't see anything wrong with this. Her dad seems to be pretty stable unlike that Howard Stern asshole.
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Anna Nicole Smith was so beautiful. She looked like a goddess in the Guess print ads. Dannielynn is beautiful, too, just like her Mom. I hope she and Larry find a lot of happiness in their lives, together. They both have been through such tragedy and loss. Wishing the best for them xoxo
I didn't have a strong negative reaction like many of you. One campaign, the pictures are cute. Get back to me if she starts modeling even after her father publicly stated she wouldn't.
But really, this little girl is very pretty, she could easily book ads. Does every parent that lets their kid be a child model deserve to be scorned? At 6 years old kids have very distinct personalities. They love the camera or they hate it. If they love it then what's the harm in letting them do a few ads? The parenting comes in prioritizing their life for them because THAT they don't know at 6. So school/homework before pictures, always, but if there's extra time I don't see the problem.