Fist Brown Quit Twitter Again
Anybody who follows comedy writer Jenny Johnson on Twitter knows that she's always throwing shit bombs at the likes of Kim Kartrashian and Chris Brown, and every now and again one of them throws shit bombs back. Yesterday afternoon, Jenny called The Difficult Brown by his official name ("worthless piece of shit") and he responded by barfing out a series of tweets that belong in a book of romantic sonnets. They are that poetic. Here's how their shit fest of words went and I put it in script form so you can perform at the PTA talent show at your kid's school:
CB: I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...
JJ: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.
CB: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
JJ: It's "HO" not "HOE" you ignorant fuck.
CB: see.. I don't even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig
JJ: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606481/chris-brown-police-report-provides-details-altercation.jhtml … #SuckIt
CB: I should fart while ur giving me top.
JJ: Your mom must be so proud of you.
CB: mom says hello... She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,
JJ: YOU FLIRT!!! Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me. I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.
CB: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
JJ: Get some help. Seriously.
Aaaaand scene! Chris Brown hit the delete button on his Twitter account a few hours after this happened and soon as he finishes pouting so hard that his butt plug falls out of his ass, he'll be back. Jenny Johnson says that she's been getting death threats from Team Breezy on Twitter. But a death threat just isn't that scary when you know that an extra slow 12-year-old is tweeting it while sitting in the back of the detention trailer at school.
What I've learned from this mess of a Twitter fight is that Fist Brown is a charming romantic and a SCAT QUEEN. And Chris Brown doesn't need to shit in your eye to show you what it feels like for him to shit in your eye. Because every time I look at a picture of him, it feels like someone just dropped one on my retina.
via Vulture


bored, oh yeah. my kids know the wrath of the boomerang chankla.
within, it was always so jarring to hear grandma say that! but it worked.
and while I think both of these fools were at fault, I do believe he took it too far. If he had responded with something like he's trying to learn from his lessons or some shit like that, it would have actually worked in his favor and people would be asking why she's trying to start shit. Instead he reminded us why he's an animal.
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I made my earlier comment in memory of Dixie Scarlett Castillo. Died in Los Angeles, Ca 1985. Murdered.
I will never forget you Dixie. I hope heaven brought you the peace you you were denied in life.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:45pm.
then that makes two of us as crabby old women. His mother is the piece of shit who raised this asshole to be the disgusting excuse for a man that he is now.
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Word. It's mothers like those that cannot ever find fault with their children and blame everyone else but their progeny when things go terribly wrong. Denial. Your son's a piece of shit lady and I'm bipolar and so the motherfucker better never cross my path and attempt anything like that around me, 'cause plainly stated, it's unacceptable and I'll stop him point blank. Not a threat - it's a promise. I lost my best friend in 1985. Murdered by a mommas boy that did no wrong except for slashing to death the mother of his three month old baby, that she held in her arms as she lay dying.
And those mommas, they usully say something like: "Nope, not by son. He's a good boy. He never stains my furniture while slapping a bitch down. Not my baby. Besides, he's too good for her...and she deserved it."
I would not be surprised if his mother blames Rihanna for the smackdown.
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Ya'know I really have to retract my pat on the back to Jenny. I disliked her jib in the first place, but the more I think about it, the more she truly does look like even bigger of a dumb ass for starting this dumb ass no-reason for this mess of a twitter fight.
I hate defending FIST...HOWEVER, just because he did what he did to Rihanna(She's so fucking stupid and defiant to anyone trying to give her common sense to stay away from this fucking clown, I honestly have no pity for what he did to her stupid ass at this point) doesn't mean he's always in the wrong if someone choses to have a go at him because they know they get a rise in order to get a little attention for themselves.
Jenny Johnson is not a bad ass. She's not even witty or clever. She didn't prove she was better than him. She is a fucking moron who clearly has jack all to do on twitter. How many people would go up to a stranger IN PERSON and talk shit to their face? Maybe a few, but sure as fuck not all the cyber cowboys/girls that talk shit to them on twitter. Which is why I hate the interwebs. Retards like this talk shit on strangers(famous or not he's still a stranger), and then have the nerve to get outraged when they retaliate.
I also hate when women are the first to cry degradation when they put themselves in the way of getting mud thrown at them. It's like trying to throw out the race card which equally pisses me off and is BULLSHIT. Maybe not in that sense, but look who she fucking chose to go after. And she got offended? Bitch puh-leease stfu.
You're not impressing anyone by getting in a Bitch fight with Piss Brown.
I'm not fist, but if someone came at me like she did, I wpuld spit worse verbal venom than what Fists lacking brain celled and Hooked on Phonics failin ass did.
IMMATURE IDIOTS! The both of them!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:44pm.
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Hear hear, Mefunigirl!
Dunno about getting caught in prostitution, (lol!) but we get the idea of what she meant. ;p
Fist should learn that by engaging someone who's "heckling" him, they're gonna take advantage. Can't they be barred or unfollowed, or something? Just a thought.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:44pm.
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But did you do it while shaking a chankla at them?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
My new heroine is JJ! HAHAHAHA
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"JJ: It's "HO" not "HOE" you ignorant fuck." -- HAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHA
Oh yeah, WHO CARES. ;D
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Team Jenny on this one. That smug little shit needs to be taken down a peg or twelve, he's surrounded by enablers and ass kissers, and it's good he gets to hear what a scumbag he is from someone, even if it's just on twitter. I'm glad she did it. It's also a good reminder to the public what an asshole he is.
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:39pm.
thank you. someone can be wrong as hell, a criminal even, whoever, but unless you are sitting on a bench wearing some black robes you still don't get to say whatever the fuck you want to another person without risking the receipt of an in kind response. team breezy on this one -- fuck jenny johnson.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
if you call me a worthless piece of shit for whatever deserved or undeserved reason, there's a good chance I will tell you to suck my dick.
I don't even have a dick...
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this is why i hate twitter with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. the bitch who started this twitter shit with him is trying to make herself more famous simply by fucking with him and rihanna, and we already know he's ignorant and will bite on this type of crap. fuck them both.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Reading the police report, I would think Rihanna's injuries to have been much worse than the photo showed?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:19pm.
Now wasn't that therapeutic? :)
then that makes two of us as crabby old women. His mother is the piece of shit who raised this asshole to be the disgusting excuse for a man that he is now.
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PSL, this will make me sound like an old crabby woman, but my grandmother use to say to us girls "if you get picked up by the police for stealing or prostitution, don't call me" and to the boys "If you ever beat on a woman I will beat you till an inch of your life then call the police on you myself"
Of course she said all this in spanish and with a leather sandal in her hand so we took that shit seriously.
All of us girls worked for what we have, and none of the boys ever hit their women.
I told my kids the same.
I would feel like I really failed at LIFE forever if my son was a beater.
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He is an O.J. in the making.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:08pm.
I wonder what his mother thinks of the supposed man she raised.
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she has her OWN Twitter account and DEFENDS him!
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What does "giving me top" mean?
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 3:55pm.
I agree totally. He probably fucked his way to the top, which is how he still has a career. He probably still does it, too.
I wonder what will happen when he's too haggard and Lohanish for the music execs?
Submitted by Hoegarten on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 3:46pm.
I also agree with you. I think the difference is that neither Rihanna nor Difficult Brown has family who would take the step of getting them some kind of help, even for selfish reasons. They haven't yet melted down to the point where they might not work again.
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This made me genuinely mad. Not only is he completely oblivious to the fact that he just made more of an arse of himself in the public eye, but again has demonstrated how little, if any, respect he has for women (or anyone else for that matter). Showing no sign of remorse or humility, these kind of people will never change. The root of the problem is that he actually has not fully acknowledged what he has done, and believes that "everyone makes mistakes" etc. Rihanna is kidding herself thinking he ll never do it again.
Getting him off Twitter was the best news today. It only fuels his narcissism and only serves to boost his borderline personality disorder.
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Does he not have handlers that tell him how to rehabilitate his reputation? He's not even trying. What a pathetic, stupid man. And Rihanna, wow. Both of these fools need serious therapy.
I hope we'll get ALL details when she's beaten up again and that their managements can't cover it up. That would be the only way Rihanna would be able to undo the damage she's done to the victims of domestic violence in the past few years.
Maybe I'll get a Twitter account just to then write her I TOLD YOU SO, YOU HO!
(Oh, I could then go on writing Kanye, while I'm still in caps)
Anyway: It can be hoe or ho - it's always a slippery slope to be a grammar nazi.
Edit: And he does look old, I even had to google him as I didn't believe he was just 23.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:08pm.
Why start a twitter fight with CB? I suspect the same reason I'd do it if I were semi-famous: I take great joy from mocking people who think they're awesome, but can't string a semi-intelligible sentence together. I find it fun.
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LOL. Good attempt. Loosely translated it means 'fucking asshole'. See what you made me do?
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Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:07pm.
How are they "hilarious"? They're the misogynistic scatalogical ravings of a hip-hop artist, which is to say a living turd. Just cuz you don't like comedians poking fun at overinflated egos doesn't mean you have to automatically side with the overinflated egos.
Plus, if she's SUCH a nuisance to the great and mighty Chris Brown, he could… I dunno, block her? Nah, he would clearly rather squall like a bratty ten-year-old who thinks hes tough, cuz… you know, she's a woman, therefore she is there to be degraded and mocked.
FUCK, I hate "hip hop" stars.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:11pm.
Let me help you get over your stern scruples: fuck-wipper?
Hi back.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:03pm.
My inner lady is keeping me from translating, even though this word is fairly moderate for dlisted. Suffice it to say that I was not paying Mr. Brown a compliment. ;)
Hi, btw!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Not excusing what he did to Rihanna, but he was having a Twitter fight.. so I didn't expect him to send the comedienne a Twinky.
The question is why start a fight with CB when you know he's going to act out? And if people keep bring up the Rihanna incident, he will always be combative. Remember, no one made him go to therapy to resolve his own anger issues. They wouldn't because he has the cash. That is the reality of all child stars. NO ONE TO GUIDE THEM! Lohan, Brown, Bynes, etc..
Rihanna officially has the worst taste in men on the entire planet. Congrats, girl.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:57pm.
Must be slang. What is it?
He's a prince among paupers. What a 'kolerewipper' (don't ask).
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MK - LOL @ "back of the detention trailer." That right there's confirmation you went to public school in SoCal! :)
Dog - I like your thinking, and I second that!
& she went back to that. *smdh*
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Submitted by Hoegarten on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:07pm.
Couldn't he have just blocked her though?
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Good point. Well, they're both idiots.
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:07pm.
I thought Chris's tweets were hilarious. He's just trying to get her to fuck off. I hate how these "comedians" attack celebrities on Twitter. What an awful way to start your day, with some overweight, unknown "comedian" cyber bullying you.
Sorry, I know I'll have zero backup on this opinion, but I'm not impressed when these "comedians" go around attacking people. They give comedians a bad name. (Sorry for the over use of quotation marks.)
Couldn't he have just blocked her though?
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
I really hope the Dick Fairy comes and revokes his license to practice sex.
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What a fucking misogynistic coward. Not surprised, but this fool, his ten head girlfriend, and their idiotic fans make me hope the Mayans are right.
I wonder what his mother thinks of the supposed man she raised.
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I thought Chris's tweets were hilarious. He's just trying to get her to fuck off. I hate how these "comedians" attack celebrities on Twitter. What an awful way to start your day, with some overweight, unknown "comedian" cyber bullying you.
Sorry, I know I'll have zero backup on this opinion, but I'm not impressed when these "comedians" go around attacking people. They give comedians a bad name. (Sorry for the over use of quotation marks.)
Rihanna and Chris Brown are both idiots, neither of them strikes me as having a particularly high IQ. I'm glad this Jenny lady riled him up. He's a little bitch.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 3:01pm.
Whamo, I thought makind death threats was a crime. Hope some of these turds get charged of loose their jobs
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That's interesting, I'm not really sure how that works but I think you may have a point.
I've heard of people being charged with uttering death threats all the time, hmmm
Again I don't put much stock in online threats like that, I know there is at LEAST one person on here that would LOVE to kill me but even if she told me so I'm not worried. :P Bwahaaaaa!!!!!
I wonder what Rihanna thinks about this latest Twitter rant...it says a LOT about him and how he feels about women in general. None it good. Rihanna is definitely damaged goods to be back together with him. Both of them are in need of some serious counseling. Separately.
Closeted - deeply cannot deal with the fact he likes men so he lashes out violently.
Wow. What kind of upbringing must he have had? Violent, undoubtedly - ignorant and classless, definitely.
But the big question is: how did get so far in the music business? He's marginally talented, extremely crazy, and as he himself notes, is the male Lindsay Lohan (ie, young but looks like shit). So how did he do it? My guess, and this is probably the fuel for the rage issues, is butt stuff from various male producers.
It would explain a lot.
Why is Britney is a conservtorship while people like Rihanna and Chris Brown are walking around unencumbered?
Chris Brown is psychotic and Rihanna is literally mentally retarded (I don't mean that as an "insult", I think she is honestly slow) Rihanna is a child mentally who crawls back into her "daddy's" arms at all costs, even if he punches her in the head continuously. Does she even realize what was going on? I am almost certain he is abusing her in some fashion now that they are back together. She looks very worn out now.
God, I pray for her.
Rihanna, follow Miranda's advice and learn how to operate a shotgun. All you would do is get rid of a street urchin who never deserved to get out of the ghetto. The world would be a better place, honestly.
I wonder if he and RiRi talk about what happened that night. Like, "Oh, you remember that crazy night a few years back before the Grammys?" "Yeah, that was nuts!" "Did you ever get the interior of the car clean?"
I hate them both. Mainly because they're morons, and also because I'm commenting on them.
Looks like there's a lot more to it. He and his fans are still stupid assholes though.
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Unfortunately, "Ask Rihanna if she mad" speaks volumes. She may forgive, but I do not.
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CB has always been and will always be a douche...but I hate people that try to get in the news just for getting reactions from famous people. CB is even more of an ass for taking the bait...and RiRi...she's just plain stupid.