Fist Brown Quit Twitter Again

Anybody who follows comedy writer Jenny Johnson on Twitter knows that she's always throwing shit bombs at the likes of Kim Kartrashian and Chris Brown, and every now and again one of them throws shit bombs back. Yesterday afternoon, Jenny called The Difficult Brown by his official name ("worthless piece of shit") and he responded by barfing out a series of tweets that belong in a book of romantic sonnets. They are that poetic. Here's how their shit fest of words went and I put it in script form so you can perform at the PTA talent show at your kid's school:

CB: I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...

JJ: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.

CB: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

JJ: It's "HO" not "HOE" you ignorant fuck.

CB: see.. I don't even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig

JJ: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606481/chris-brown-police-report-provides-details-altercation.jhtml … #SuckIt

CB: I should fart while ur giving me top.

JJ: Your mom must be so proud of you.

CB: mom says hello... She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,

JJ: YOU FLIRT!!! Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me. I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.

CB: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????

JJ: Get some help. Seriously.

Aaaaand scene! Chris Brown hit the delete button on his Twitter account a few hours after this happened and soon as he finishes pouting so hard that his butt plug falls out of his ass, he'll be back. Jenny Johnson says that she's been getting death threats from Team Breezy on Twitter. But a death threat just isn't that scary when you know that an extra slow 12-year-old is tweeting it while sitting in the back of the detention trailer at school.

What I've learned from this mess of a Twitter fight is that Fist Brown is a charming romantic and a SCAT QUEEN. And Chris Brown doesn't need to shit in your eye to show you what it feels like for him to shit in your eye. Because every time I look at a picture of him, it feels like someone just dropped one on my retina.

via Vulture

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:36pm.

@ Lucy - I was going to say that, too! I was afraid it may be too harse :(.....yet i'm sure everyone is thinking it!

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:35pm.

Can someone please translate this for me "I should fart while ur giving me top"? I guess 'top' is head? I know that there's a lot of this stupid fuck's tirade doesn't make sense, but I got hung up on that detail. Gross. What.a.jackass. Where's Olivier when you need him?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:34pm.

He should quit life altogether.

Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:31pm.

That whole revolting Twitter exchange is the prime example of how devolved people have become. They're both extremely childish and trash, and the scores of dumbed-down asshats just eat it all up.

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by toxicsparkles on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 1:49pm.
If you're such an insecure twat you're begging on Twitter for your fans to tell you "No, Chris! You're still young!!" so you can boost your self-esteem, you have MUCH bigger problems than someone calling you a piece of shit. Kudos to the chick for proving Chris Brown hasn't changed, matured, or modified his behavior in any way. Still using abusive, misogynist, and violent language. He's the dumb fuck who committed and was convicted of a crime. If you're in the public eye, be prepared for the court of public opinion, which may judge you a bit more harshly. In other words, fuck this punk.

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:28pm.

It just goes to show the depth of his rage, anger issues and lack of remorse. It sounds like he could have easily killed Rihanna that night

Submitted by lalamaria on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:37pm.

Reading that MTV report with the details makes me hate him 19000000 times more than I already do-he is a subhuman

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:27pm.

Rhianna, guuuuuurl I thought he was a juvenile burning sack of dog crap but I now I'm seeing why you stay, honey.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by toxicsparkles on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 1:49pm.

Hmm i feel like i wanna side with CB on this, i don't know why... I'm sick of people revving him up and then acting shocked when he reacts.

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Five year olds with temper issues 'react'. Men fucking deal with it.

All of his tough guy talk is just that - talk. ba-buttons knows a whiny little mama's boy when he sees one.

Fuck this ebonics spewing clown. It will be fun watcing him descend into the gutter.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:27pm.

That police report was sad and frightening.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by toxicsparkles on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 1:49pm.
Hmm i feel like i wanna side with CB on this, i don't know why... I'm sick of people revving him up and then acting shocked when he reacts.

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I know what you mean and I agree in some respects.

However, if this asshole would show just a smidgeon of remorse, humility and restraint, I don't think he'd be quite as reviled as he is.