The Kid From Two And A Half Men Wants You To Stop Watching The Show That Makes Him $350,000 An Episode
Regularly inhaling Charlie Sheen's coke and call girl snatch breath would make almost any kid run straight to Jesus and that's exactly what 19-year-old Angus T. Jones has done and then some. For the past ten seasons, Angus has played the half man in Two and a Half Men and it's made him the highest paid child actor in television. But every time Angus gets a $350,00 check from CBS, he happily cashes in it and then washes his hands in holy water, because that money is dark-sided and has the blood of Satan all over it.
Back in October, Angus shot some kind of testimonial for the Forerunner Christian Church and at the 7:30 mark he tells Christians not to watch the television show that made him a child millionaire. I don't watch Two a Half Men, because it's a total shit show. But Angus thinks you shouldn't watch his show, because it's filled with filth and is probably on Lucifer's Tivo To Do List. Dumbass didn't bite the hand that feeds. He gnawed that shit off by saying this:
"Jake from Two and a Half Men means nothing. He is a non-existent character. If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth. Please. People say it’s just entertainment. The fact that it's entertainment, it's... Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch. It's bad news. I don't know if it means anymore coming from me, but you might not have heard it otherwise. Just watch it. A lot of people don't want to think about how deceptive the enemy is."
Angus then goes on to say that he doesn't want to be helping the enemy and that he can't be a God-fearing person when he's on a show like that and (insert more Christian stuff here). Angus also recently said that he's signed on for another year and that God wants him there for a reason.
That video is like his audition tape for The Trinity Network's Two and a Half Christians starring Kirk Cameron and Stephen Baldwin.
So basically, Angus is saying he's an undercover agent for God? He's learning about the enemy by working for the enemy? Angus' handler God is totally not going to like that he blew his cover.
And I should've done some research before watching this video, because now I'm afraid of the effects it will have on my brain.
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:46pm.
...hey whether you're a professed Christian or not, most people would agree that this world would be a lot better place if most people followed Christian teachings such as the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule...it's simple logic...
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Whether you're a believer in organized religions of any kind or not the whole fucking world would be better off without organized religion of any kind! It is the root cause of war and bigotry on our tiny fucking speck of a planet in the infinite universe.
THAT is simple logic!
...hey whether you're a professed Christian or not, most people would agree that this world would be a lot better place if most people followed Christian teachings such as the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule...it's simple logic...
...and as for the child raping/murdering element in organized religion...most of it comes from the infiltration of once-Christian insitutions by the Illumanit and/or the S*tanic Church...there's TONS of history written on this...lots of it by people who were doing the infiltrating and evil to the children...
...just check out Fr. Malachi Martin's first hand account of the 'ceremony' that covert elements within the Vatican held in 1963...
...not that I believe Martin was part of the dark forces behind this stuff, but he was a direct witness...
...a lot of people that hate Christian teachings either don't understand them or have seen people who profess to be Christians acting anything but and that's truly unfortunate...
...the rest actively and consciously choose to oppose...
...nonetheless, if this kid feels he is embedded in filth on that show, I hope he has the courage of his beliefs and gets outta there...
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People don't criticize Muslims as much because most Americans don't really KNOW any. It's not Muslims in this country who are claiming "God Hates Fags" and rape can't get you pregnant, or that the Earth isn't really round and was created 9,000 years ago, and having the 10 Commandments carved into plaques on public property, insisting children pray in schools, ON and FUCKING ON with this trespassing of a Christian theology into a secular state.
When American Muslims start trying to shovel Islam down our throats, in our schools, into our constitution, meanwhile hypocritically cheating on their wives, raping little kids in mosques and hiring rent boys, well, then you can bet we'll go after 'em.
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God don't like ugly.
Oh no!!! The oppressive bible thumping christ-stains are crying up a storm again because they judge everyone but can't stand it when people judge them back. Oh Boo Hoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYcOHrxNJjg
Nice new alias Gladys! You have been banned like 20 times from this site. Why can't you just go the fuck away rather then continue to troll in a place where you are clearly not welcome?
Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 8:21am
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...spoken like a card carrying member of the Church of S*tan there Cake...the biggest child murdering rapists to ever blight this planet...
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Oh religion, the malignant tumor on humanity.
And yes, ALL religions, not just the child-rapists, so stop crying bitter Christian tears.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:02am.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:00am.
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...agree to an extent...I think what's pushing people's buttons with this kid, tho, is the fact that he's still cashing the paycheques...
...that being said, that set is no place for any kid in their formative years...he's likely experiencing some genuine form of revulsion for what he's been exposed to but had no-one to turn to or help articulate this until he connected with this sect, for better or worse...
...A Hollywood set is just about the worst environment in which to place a child...I hope he finds his way out to a better life and a path to salvation, but I don't think it's with this group...
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I've seen the car he rolls in.For all his new found voice and beliefs he has no problem cashing the checks and buying a car thst is well above and beyond the modest mode of transportation. im pretty sure he isn't living in a studio apartment either.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:30pm.
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i srolled back to find out what as going on with you. haven' read anybody else's responses, but DListed folk are a useful sort in this kind of crisis - I know from experience - and I bet they have covered all ground.
I'm just adding that, for me, I found I had a limited amount of time with my mom and I had to spend it with/on her. You will have too many years to be pissed at your fucked up family, trust.
I am sending good vibes (if you know what I mean) for your mom's recovery after surgery, her adjustment to another way of life, and that she continues to get and accept the best treatment there is out there for her.
Keep posting here, as these snarky bitches are good with this shit.
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Yikes! Is there a such thing as a normal kid in Hollywood?? I don't think so.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:31am.
Born-again assholes who spit our words like "filth" and "enemy"
also born again assholes who wish death, aids etc on other human beings on a weekly basis and then show up in posts like this to remind everyone of their christianity. those born again assholes too.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I feel sorry for Angus because he's young and clearly at odds with something. He has his beliefs but how miserable he must be having to be contractually-bound to a show he thinks is opposed to his values. I don't watch this show but, compared to the real world, I don't know if if would be considered "filth."
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:00am.
LOL, I knew this story would end up on DListed and be another occasion to "bash some Christians" time.
Lord help you hypocrites, if he was talking about how Allah didn't want him doing the satanic bidding of the Hollywood infidels.
There would be dead silence from you cowards.
But the boy starts talking about Jesus, and OOOOOWEEE, GRAB THE LIGHTER FLUID FOLKS WE'S GOING TO HAVE A CHRISTIAN BBQ!
Lame, and typical.
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Completely agree. Being a Christian is worse than being a Kardashian or LiLo on here. You are ridiculed with the most venomous anger.
I don't get it.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:00am.
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It's true though, it's always Christianity being attacked. I got in to a war of words on facebook (I know I know) and used that same arguement when a friend of mine posted up something about being Athiest(don't care whether someone is or is not) and it just boiled down to the picture calling all Christians bigots, hate mongers, judgemental, tyrannical, and idiots for believing in a higher power. And I wasn't being a troll, but I could not let that go. It really pissed me off. I know they have the judgemental, weird zealot born again Christians trying to ram their beliefs down people's throats. I've had to deal with it in the past by some of them. Not all of them are like that though.
I don't classify myself to an organized religion. I classify myself as a believer of God. Buuuuut,
When I pointed out that not all Christians were like that, and that this picture was hypocritical at best and didn't make Atheists who feel this way look any better in regards to allowing others to believe as they chose, and that it seems like Atheists always go afer Christians instead of Muslims, some little douche proved my point by saying This is why we dislike all you christians, because unlike other religions you judge people who aren't like you. Or something along those lines and I was just like....Dude? Really? Thank you for proving my point.
Zealots on both sides of the spectrum do nothing for their beliefs when they throw unmeritted daggers at the opposing party, it just always seems that the ones who don't "believe" in a higher power always go after Christians, as if Islam, Judaism, Hindusim, Budhism and other religions don't have consist way of living a life in conjuct with a higher powers harmony, and I don't get that.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Here's a story: http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/11/libya-islamic-supremacists-threaten-mu...
Angus, y u making beef?
bmitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I said Christian as opposed to Islam simply because it is what I am used to. I have no special regard or feelings for Islamic beliefs and think they're pretty much just as crazy. There are aspects about their culture that I'd find interesting... but tradition does not equal proof.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:06am.
There wouldn't be any dead silence from me. I'd have plenty to say to anyone who claims to be Christian and claims to be working for a magic sky fairy.
Sure there would. Hence the reason you said, Christian and not Islam.
Of course, MK would have to post some crazy Islam stories to test the hypothesis I presented. So, I won't hold my breath waiting.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:00am.
There wouldn't be any dead silence from me. I'd have plenty to say to anyone who claims to be Christian and claims to be working for a magic sky fairy.
Yeah, ok. As soon as you donate all your money from now on to some organization. Right? Yes? Didn't think so. On to the next lame bastard.
LOL, I knew this story would end up on DListed and be another occasion to "bash some Christians" time.
Lord help you hypocrites, if he was talking about how Allah didn't want him doing the satanic bidding of the Hollywood infidels.
There would be dead silence from you cowards.
But the boy starts talking about Jesus, and OOOOOWEEE, GRAB THE LIGHTER FLUID FOLKS WE'S GOING TO HAVE A CHRISTIAN BBQ!
Lame, and typical.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:23am.
Hey Angus - Jesus is on line 1, he says he'll step in and fill the Jake role for $350k an episode
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OH YES to that! This boy looks ripe for someone to ask him to donate all his savings away. I hope he had enough sense to have some of it locked up safely for his later years too. Because Cuckoo is calling at his door just waiting to pounce.
Why can't he break his contract if he's so unhappy. Get a lawyer, pay the piper and be free! Or quit.
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Hey Angus - Jesus is on line 1, he says he'll step in and fill the Jake role for $350k an episode...and Tom Cruise is on line 2, something about a brochure he wants to send you.
Hypocritical asshat - staying on a show you feel is "filth", telling people not to watch, but you're still grabbing that check, aren't you?
Poor kid sounds as though some bible basher has got into his head and is looking to get his pin number at the ATM. Sack him and replace him with the Chucky doll, nobody would notice.
so, Charlie went bonkers, Cryer's ex wanted to have him killed, the kid's now a faith healer, of some sort... is it time to start a "Two and a Half Men" curse rumor?
oh, please, whomever is in charge of the curse... please don't forget about Kutcher, and for the love of peanut brittle on a calm winter's day... spare Conchata Ferrell!... please!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
You can fuck right off my tv and give some other kid a chance to make that kind of money, ungrateful fucking shithead. Go choke on your Bible, self righteous douchebag. You suck on the show anyway.
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I am Five Day Happy Hourist.
Submitted by GodFearingAgnos
. I am not a Christian in the traditional sense of the word, but the Bible, and the Torah and the Koran - and especially the seminal works of buddhism and hinduism - does much more in the moral refinement of our characters than turning our TVs or radios on.
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This kind of babble always carries a little more weight when babbled by someone who has actually read the Bible, the Torah, The Koran, and especially the seminal works of Buddhism and Hinduism.
Get off the kid's back! Can you imagine how hard it must be to have to save up for 3 or 4 weeks just to buy a house?
He's tired of being trapped in the role,but he doesn't know how to do anything else. Plus, being front row to the Charlie Sheen Sex and Drugs extravaganza during your formative years would fuck anyone up in a major way.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I clicked on it and the first few seconds were of him rambling and stammering....so I clicked off of it...I think he resigned his contracted role because its the only time he doesn't have to try and think/speak his own words in a coherent manner because it's clearly just too fucking hard.
I think he is the love child of Kirk Carmeron and Lark Voorhees.
I don't watch this show so I really got nodda to say. He seems like an ungrateful cow patty.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Everyone involved in this show seems to range from pain in the ass to asshole.
I feel bad for the kid. He spent most of life with Charlie Sheen. He's probably witnessed some cracked out shit.
I figure that he is trying to find himself. He's probably rebelling against Hollywood, which is the only life he has known.
At least he didn't jump into drugs or on the Scientology bandwagon.
so he's donating all of his past and future income to charity, right? that was the point of his flapping his jaws, right? right?!
acorn doesn't fall far from the asshole either, i suppose
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:20pm.
LMFAO!
Submitted by bitchSpray on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:17pm.
i don't care about the show -- my brother was watching it, i saw a few scenes, and didn't find it funny at all
but i feel a bit sorry for the boy. he's really young for losing so much hair
It's God's will. :)
i don't care about the show -- my brother was watching it, i saw a few scenes, and didn't find it funny at all
but i feel a bit sorry for the boy. he's really young for losing so much hair
Angus has all the clout of a hooker espousing the benefits of abstinence...
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:49pm.
I suspect Chuck Lorre's going to axe Angus's character just like he did Charlie Sheen's.
I hope not, only because I don't want to hear the "they're targeting him because he's an outspoken 'Christian'..." bullshit.
Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 4:16pm.
I'm not religious by any stretch, most people know that, although I do have some friends who are quite the opposite and are ardent Christians. I had a friend on FB, 100% bible thumper, who posted Jesus pictures on my wall and said she prays for me, the whole thing, but she was nice and I never judged, to each their own as far as I'm concerned.
Last week I posted a couple of funny spoof Jesus pictures (one was Jesus eating Velveeta and the caption was "Praise Cheesus") and she actually had the balls to delete me as a friend because she was "offended" by what I found funny. I'm sorry but more and more these religious types just come off as extremely judgmental and hypocritical - don't be gay, don't like anything that's not pious, don't do this and that. Judging the "others" won't help the cause when it's them you are trying to convert. Same with this kid - don't watch the show, but if you do I get higher residual cheques coming. Moron.
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Thank jeebus for that delete button and good riddance, I say!
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:51pm.
OK THEN ANGUS GIVE ALL THE MONEY BACK
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^this
"(insert more Christian stuff here)" lololol
"Angus also recently said that he's signed on for another year and that God wants him there for a reason." <-- I'll bet the reason is that the deadbeat unemployed relatives he is supporting threatened his tender young Christian ass.
And when I was 19 I knew everything about everything too and would tell anyone who would listen, so there's that.
Aha ha ha!
Now tell us what a tool Jon Cryer is. Or how Chuck Lorre sucks Satan's dick.
[wipes tear from eye]
God, watching TV stars implode never gets old.
How ungrateful. Is he no longer on the show? If so they need to write him off. Why is this show still on the air anyway?
OK THEN ANGUS GIVE ALL THE MONEY BACK
I suspect Chuck Lorre's going to axe Angus's character just like he did Charlie Sheen's.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
This is sad because he's at an age where he could be growing as a person. He can backpack the world for a year or two and see how the world is connected. He can take psychedelics in the Amazon and gain a better understanding of his mind.
Instead, he's chosen to let others brainwash him. The character of Jake is so well played because this dumb bastard is just playing himself. I'm not sure how it's particularly dark-sided (stupid, yes): his role consists of staring off into space and farting a lot.
Yayy, they finally put one of my favourites scenes of my favourite movie on youtube. Unfortunately it's dubbed, but they do speak English in that scene anyway: I can't tell you how often I have this on my mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83s495WqihY
That's pretty much the kiss of death to a network television career. Kirk Cameron isn't getting many roles lately. Maybe if he'll give all of his money to the church and then realize how much poverty really sucks.
Chris, sorry to hear that though much of it sounds familiar. :/ Good luck with everything.
Then why did you sign to be on it for another year? Hmmm?
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