Tuesday, November 27th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Glamorous Bigfoot from the commercial for the party game Apples to Apples.

Feast your eyeballs on the sexy vision Lamar Odom finds sprawled out on his bed when he comes home at night. This commercial showed up during Liz & Dick two nights ago and I almost didn't know it was a commercial. I thought it was part of the movie. I was about to say that Lindsay Lohan finally looked like a passable Elizabeth Taylor.

You now know how Lamar Odom feels right before he surrenders his body to Khloe Kardashian. You don't know whether to ask for a rabies vaccination certificate or pull out a Furminator so you can brush away those dingles stuck to its asshole hairs. You can practically smells its teeth from here.

This IS sex:

Posted by: Michael K


dlaugher's picture

My kids and their cousins love Apples to Apples. I can't see what Bigfoot has to do with it.

Played it at Thanksgiving and two annoying family members both complained that it was a stupid game and "people cheated" and there was no skill so it sucked.

cry babies.

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Naughychimp's picture

I've never played A to A but a dude who works in the local independent Game & Toy Store (who knew that such a thing could stay in business, with so many Chain Stores everywhere?) says that it's freaking hilarious fun.

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Hooooottie!

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I fucking love that game, never a dull moment. I saw this a few weeks ago and had a giggle, definitely HSOTD.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Louise -- hey, babe! I know, I feel the same way about Khloe. She's way less annoying than the other two, she doesn't have that dark, gypsy-like appearance, and seems to be half-way human and not completely cunt-y like the other two. I don't get all the hate either. So she's taller, so what. And I think that vogue-ing Chewbacca is adorable!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:40pm.

Hey girl! I never get all the Khloe hate either. She's certainly the least annoying Kardashian (not that that is saying much) and I think she's cute or at least better looking then those other two trolls she's related to.

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Louise -- I LOVE Tom Jones! Saw him at Ravinia in 2009, he was insane!!!

Why do they always call Khloe a Sasquatch? If you ask me, Kim and Kourtney are way hairier-looking than Khloe IMO. Kim's the one who has to wax her forehead. That's some Sasquatch shit right there.

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Orangina's picture

If Lamar walked into his room without flipping the lights on and that Big Foot was sprawled out on his bed, he'd hit it. No questions asked. And if he was a bit faded, he'd hit it with the lights on.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Haaaaaaaaaa, I saw this the other night and laughed my ass off.

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CarrieOn's picture

The resemblance to Khloe is striking.

Gardening Girl's picture

So Khloe did a nude pictorial too?

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freshfacestripper's picture

Lol ur mean! But...it do look like Klhoe Odom in the facey

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:57am.
That looks like the dumbest 1950s game. Reminds me of when Marge Simpson took over office management and was going to turn things around with suicidal alcoholic workers with "Crazy Hats Day" once a week.

LOL!!! Don't they pump in Tom Jones songs, too?

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The FIRST time I saw this commercial I knew Sexy Bigfoot would be a Hot Slut!

The similarities to Khloe Kuntrashian have to be intentional!

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LaChaylo's picture

OK, so Khloe may have some talent...

MissJaneTexas's picture

Hahaha. This commercial always makes me laugh. The sexy Abe Lincoln is funny too. This game is really fun....especially as a drinking game.

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TexnDoc's picture

That looks like the dumbest 1950s game. Reminds me of when Marge Simpson took over office management and was going to turn things around with suicidal alcoholic workers with "Crazy Hats Day" once a week.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:43am.

Miguelina, did you see the one with "sexy Abe Lincoln"? I get a really fat boner everytime he comes on. honey!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHA!! Saw the Lincoln one too ;) Re: What Lamar has to come to every night -- he just wishes he could be so lucky :P

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Miguelina, did you see the one with "sexy Abe Lincoln"? I get a really fat boner everytime he comes on. honey!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.