Angus T. Jones Still Wants A Job On The Show That's The Work Of Satan
God hates Two and a Half Men, but God loves money and respecting contracts more. Angus T. Jones has let out a half-assed apology for saying in a video for his Christian church that he hates the show that makes him $8 million a season, because it's so filthy and unholy that it plays in porn theaters in Hell's ninth circle. Two and a Half Men's producers haven't said anything about Anus (typo and it stays) telling people not to watch his shit show and he hasn't been back on the set since. To make things a little less awkward at work, Angus has sort of said sorry to those who have made him a multi-millionaire. The future Kirk Cameron said this:
I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear.
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked over the past ten years and who have become an extension of my family.
Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them.
I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.
I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.
What Angus really means is: "Being on Two and a Half Men has eaten away most of my good Christian soul and I'll have to give a lot of hand jobs to bananas to get pure again, but God wants me to be a semi-famous millionaire and how can I go against God's wishes?"
I can't argue with Angus. I don't watch Two and a Half Men and now I'm really not going to watch it, because God is speaking through a child actor and telling me not to watch it. You know, I think God is also speaking to me through my TV screen, because I just looked up and watched a commercial for El Pollo Loco's new chocolate nachos. Obviously, God wants me to go to El Pollo Loco and eat those chocolate nachos, so I'm going to do that....for God.
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why are christians the worst hypocrites? does it make jesus/god love them more?
What Lattice Glove said in his last post. Also, I spent about ten years in a Southern Baptist church and there was absolutely no oppression coming from the pulpit or the congregation. My experience as a Christian has demonstrated that Christians in general are very live-and-let-live. Yes of course we want you to be a Christian too. But do we bonk you over the head about it? Absolutely not.
And in keeping with the thread, I think this young actor has had a conversion to Christianity but does not have the wisdom that will come in a few or more years to see that his heart was in the right place, but his timing was really bad.
Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:57am.
I once watched an entire episode of this garbage show in England. It was raining outside, and I was stuck in the hotel. Never cracked a smile once at the insipid, insulting dialogue uttered by three hateful main characters. And I concur with others surprise that this crapfest has been running for 10 years!?
personally, I think the show is some Illuminati mind control shit because it is absolutely devoid of any shred of humor, yet the actors are among the highest paid in the biz. never mind cracking a smile, I literally frowned every time I was subjected to that show.
also, Angus, you're named after a burger. settle down before you get thrown in a bag with a side of fries.
LMAO! The dude's face! bwahahahahaha!
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Fundamentalists don't try to oppress anyone IF they are a person of God. Their job is to live a righteous life, follow the teachings in the Bible and allow God to be the final judge.
I have been fortunate to know such people and they are to be admired and emulated.
What is it with this stupid show? Why can't these people do their bullshit jobs, collect their obscenely huge paychecks and keep their fucking mouths shut? Watch Jon Cryer come forward as Elmo's next accuser.
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Frankly I could care less about the show but this little turd has really P*SSED ME OFF. Hypocritical little son of the devil. I love you guys, your my besties but what you do is tantamount to genocide of the mind. What a buffon. But don't worry I'll keep all the bucks I made off of you and continue to take it because I'm a hyocritical christian prick.
Get lost Angus.
Submitted by cat problems on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:25pm.
People can say that Christians try to "oppress" others until they're blue in the face but it doesn't make it true. Couldn't be further FROM the truth.
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The fundies do and if you can't see that you're blind.
People can say that Christians try to "oppress" others until they're blue in the face but it doesn't make it true. Couldn't be further FROM the truth.
My issue with this kid is his timing. He should have kept his mouth shut until he was done with the show. Even then it wouldn't have looked too good to retroactively bite the hand that made him a millionaire.
@winniwins "In WWII they dropped leaflets with cartoons drawn by - well.... Look it up - starts with a D ends with a-Y. 7 letters- GO! Today they own the television."
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Disney. What's this got to do with the subject of the post?
It's simple, if the money makes you feel so dirty give it away. It's hypocrites like this that give Christians a bad name.
I CANNOT wait for the day Kirk Cameron is outed.
YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
You never retract a drug fueled twitter rant. Your badass status just got thrown out the window.
Future Kirk Cameron is spot on. Annoying dorkface.
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Someone needs to tell 'ol Angus that homophobia, hate and conspiracy theories are not "Christian Values". Neither is a disingenious half-hearted explanation that's pawned off as an apology. What a dumbass...
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Sick of these non-apology apologies. Who started that shitty tend? Anyway, he grew up to be pretty homely. Put on concealer next time, kid.
We always eat bananas from the other end. Way easier to open.
in a nutshell he's saying: i love god but i love being rich as well.
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Ungrateful bitch. Has his "church" been acknowledged? They will undoubtedly miss the healthy tithe Anus provides if he loses his gig. Man, I would happily debase myself for one of his $350k/week checks!
Submitted by LaughsLikeaTeaKettle on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:12am.
I'm truly not "it," myself, and I hope you believe that!
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SubmittI used the word "fundamentalist" for a reason. Clearly I don't think all "christians" are horrible but there is a GIANT percentage of them that areed by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:23am
Hi Glambert:) Please ignore you know who.
and this kid, he's just a piss ant. and stupid.
Sure hope he banked (or his parents) some money cause he is not going to be a handsome young man and after this ridiculous commentary, he'll pay hell getting a job in Hollywood.
I have a freind that probably would be considered a fundamentalist. Glambert, she truly is a beautiful person in almost every way but she is not a proponent for gay rights. Now this friend knows where I firmly stand on this and she respects my opinion. I might add, she would never harm or say anything hurtful to anyone, including a gay person. I don't know enough fundamentalists Glambert to know if she is the exception or not.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:47am.
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You and your 87 aliases can fuck off now Gladys. Clearly MK doesn't want you here nor do most of the members but you keep re-joining with new aliases for the purpose of trolling after you get banned OVER AND OVER!
STUPID BITCH....YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE!!! CAN YOU COMPREHEND THAT???
Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 12:00pm.
Or even better, enlist him in the Army. That will shut him up real quick.
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I love this. I love, love, love this.
The confused audience over at FoxNews are supporting Angus because he's speaking out against evil. He's seen as the victim and the Christian martyr. If only life could always be so simple.
PAY BACK THE MONEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT
I am going to give the kid the benefit of the doubt and let him pass because GOD knows what he was seen HELL on the set of that show with Charlie and Chuck going at each other.
Haven't walked a mile in his 8 million a season shoes, but I'm sure he's scarred for life.
No wonder he turned into a hate spewing bible belter. Probably a way to cope with the craziness he lives on the set.
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Or even better, enlist him in the Army. That will shut him up real quick.
Make this kid go to school and get a REAL job. That will shut him up.
Angus is only letter away from Anus.. just sayin..
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 11:24am.
I feel a little sorry for Jon Cryer, too. His character is SUCH a castrated joke of a pussified doormat, it must be hard to keep his head up IRL. It makes me think of "The Comeback", where Valerie Cherish gets on the bad side of the writers and her character suffers
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Jon just watches the cuckoo crazy go on around him and the checks are still clearing so ...
Oh and I love that you referenced the Comeback - such a great satire and pretty much the troof of what goes on in the hollyweird make 'em/break 'em factory of fucked up.
What this young fool did was blow an opportunity to become a young LEADER in the hollywood community. From within he could have slowly changed people's thinking or brought awareness about projects being churrned out on TV and be a leader for quality tv programming. As he comes of age in all areas of life, with his experience in the industry, people would have listened to his concerns if he came at it the right way. But NO, he shat on everyone on the show in a series of creepy videos with some creepy black guy, all the while collecting his $300,000 weekly checks Whateva!
AMEN!
Hekki--from what I saw of the show, Cryer was by far the funniest character. He may play an un-admirable character on the show, but he is growing rich doing so.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:57am.
Anus is a good name for this little asshole. I will repeat the sentiments of many when I say: Assuage your guilt by giving away the entirety of your filthy lucre ...
Submitted by RichBitch: "The "behind the scenes" shenanigans on this show is far more interesting and entertaining than anything that's ever been on it!
I do feel a bit sorry for Jon Cryer though. And Chuck Lorre actually. Although they both have squillions of dollars so maybe my pity isn't needed! Yeah, fuck them too!"
I feel a little sorry for Jon Cryer, too. His character is SUCH a castrated joke of a pussified doormat, it must be hard to keep his head up IRL. It makes me think of "The Comeback", where Valerie Cherish gets on the bad side of the writers and her character suffers. But I'm sure the money helps pay for lots of therapy.
Also, Chuck Lorre was on NPR and he doesn't seem like such a dick to me (from a three minute interview). I absolutely cannot STAND "2 1/2 Men" but I've liked everything else he's done well enough.
I always maintain that actors are stupider on the average than the public, having a shortage of STFU to protect them from their idiotic natterings.
The show seems to have more than its share of incredibly ungrateful actors. From what I have seen of the show, it is occasionally mildly amusing, and I don't see what all the fuss is.
This fat little dipshit is probably realizing that if sheen could be replaced, so could he--and the producers may even want to replace him since he is not young anymore.
This kid peaked at 6 years old. Nobody likes you when you're not cute and little anymore. What a waffling idiot. Don't make a public statement only to retract it the next day. The first sentence says it all - mission accomplished. Yes, everyone was wondering just how crazy you are yesterday. Can't stick up for what you believe in, huh? Yeah, when it comes to MONEY everyone sells out, right - isn't that how it goes? Again - peaked as a little boy. Future former child star criminal. Will be commenting on 90's music videos on VH1 in 5 years.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:53am.
Maybe he's Carrie's little brother.
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Just as this kid is about to enter a scene and utter his "dialogue", the producers slap him on the ass and whisper to him, "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Anus is a good name for this little asshole. I will repeat the sentiments of many when I say: Assuage your guilt by giving away the entirety of your filthy lucre and maybe your bleatings about sinfulness will have more merit. As it is, you look like an ungrateful, hypocritical, wealthy little snot
He has a right to his opinions, as do we all. But not many of us could get away with dissing publicly the employer who pays us and not have repercussions.
I once watched an entire episode of this garbage show in England. It was raining outside, and I was stuck in the hotel. Never cracked a smile once at the insipid, insulting dialogue uttered by three hateful main characters. And I concur with others surprise that this crapfest has been running for 10 years!?
Like all religious fundamentalists, with focus on "mental", this kid is totally fucked in the head.
If this was real life instead of Hollywood and an employee would let out a public tirade of this magnitude; that trashes the company they work for, or the product the company produces, said employee would be FIRED ON THE SPOT!
It should be the same in this instance!!
"Pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you."
"Red. I might have known it'd be red."
Maybe he's Carrie's little brother.
Apologize, my ass. Replace the ignorant ungrateful little bastard.
The "behind the scenes" shenanigans on this show is far more interesting and entertaining than anything that's ever been on it!
I do feel a bit sorry for Jon Cryer though. And Chuck Lorre actually. Although they both have squillions of dollars so maybe my pity isn't needed! Yeah, fuck them too!
TL;DR.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa. Blah, Blah, Blah.
There is no god, so the joke will be on him. Little turd.
Of course he's a Christian, he's a hypocrite.
Has that shit show really been on for 10 years? (Never seen it.)
the cult that he is in told him to make up..they need that money...he looks like he is functionally retarded. He has no parents and has just been on set reading lines. This guy is already cooked
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For $350,000 an ep, they can douse my black ass in flour, shave my head and keep it movin'!
A check is a check is a check!
EPIC FAIL!
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Dumbass you have the best gig going. All you have to do is walk in and deliver one of your flat unfunny comments and BLAM! 350K.
Just watch his 15 mill fortune end up in his 'spriritual advisor's' bank account.
p.s. Two and Half Men is a terrible show, and I have been shocked at the talk of prostitutes, strippers and threesomes on a family show. But there you go, those are my atheist morals. plus the show sucks sucks sucks!
I travel a fair bit, and even have family in America. If you want an outsiders view; America is extremly paranoid, Fundamental Christianity is a form of absolute insanity, and the Replican party are a bunch of misogynistic dinosaurs (not that they 'believe' in dinosaurs)?!
I think to much respect is given these days to what people believe, when looney ideas replace well established scienetific fact with no more evidence than 'these are my beliefs', and some badly written book of crap with a reading age of about 7 years, well it's going downhill fast. Now you may not care what the rest of the world thinks, but just try the other side! Really these ideas are very isolated to America, and you will only find such fundamentalism in oh say Iran, and such other great countries.
They should just let him go. Can you imagine if Kirk Cameron were on this show and he feels as he feels now? He wouldn't be able to act. This guy can be replaced easily.
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