Angus T. Jones Still Wants A Job On The Show That's The Work Of Satan
God hates Two and a Half Men, but God loves money and respecting contracts more. Angus T. Jones has let out a half-assed apology for saying in a video for his Christian church that he hates the show that makes him $8 million a season, because it's so filthy and unholy that it plays in porn theaters in Hell's ninth circle. Two and a Half Men's producers haven't said anything about Anus (typo and it stays) telling people not to watch his shit show and he hasn't been back on the set since. To make things a little less awkward at work, Angus has sort of said sorry to those who have made him a multi-millionaire. The future Kirk Cameron said this:
I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear.
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked over the past ten years and who have become an extension of my family.
Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them.
I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.
I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.
What Angus really means is: "Being on Two and a Half Men has eaten away most of my good Christian soul and I'll have to give a lot of hand jobs to bananas to get pure again, but God wants me to be a semi-famous millionaire and how can I go against God's wishes?"
I can't argue with Angus. I don't watch Two and a Half Men and now I'm really not going to watch it, because God is speaking through a child actor and telling me not to watch it. You know, I think God is also speaking to me through my TV screen, because I just looked up and watched a commercial for El Pollo Loco's new chocolate nachos. Obviously, God wants me to go to El Pollo Loco and eat those chocolate nachos, so I'm going to do that....for God.
via Deadline
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:14am.
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I used the word "fundamentalist" for a reason. Clearly I don't think all "christians" are horrible but there is a GIANT percentage of them that are.
You accused me of being "angry" earlier in this thread. I AM.
Read through this thread:
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/11/26/kid-two-and-half-men-wants-you-stop-wa...
I'm sick of little christian crybabies demanding not to be made fun of as they try to oppress EVERYONE ELSE who doesn't believe in their little book of fairy tales!
Who really knows what is going on behind the scenes of this program. This kid is 19 and has been on the show since age 9. He is obviously having a really hard time and like people who are emotionally spent they search for an answer and that often comes in the form of religion.
I do believe he really wants out but just doesn't know how to properly extricate himself from the show.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:06am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:03am.
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I'm fine. =)
I just know the bible thumpers are going to spaz out like they did before with this little douche from 2 and a half shits.
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Well,not all Christians and Believers in God/Jesus feel that way. I seperate them because I personally do not know what to call myself. I believe in God/Jesus, but am not affliated nor do I practice the strict guidelines of any organized religion because its not for me. With that being said, I don't know if that makes me a fundamentalist Christian in your eyes, I don't really care, but I will tell you this, I am female, I do not think men are above women. I think both genders can act a fool and have their own set of shit stirring capabilities, I don't judge any race of people as being better than another(I dislike everyone equally), and I am very against bullying, especially over something someone has no control over and is not harming another. I also have many gay friends that if anyone tried to harm or harrass them, those said individuals asses would have my initials stomped in to each ass cheek. Not all believers and people of organized Christianity share bigoted feelings. Nor or they the only religion with some members who do. Bigotry is seen across all spans and walks of life.
This kid just seems like a young impressionable derp who's social filter apparently hasn't fully kicked in yet, so he doesn't know when to keep his fucking mouth shut, then again that can be said for a lot of people and a lot of Hollywood.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Mother Teresa he's not. More like Lola Heatherton.
("But Mommy Teresa, don't you just sometimes want to shout at these people 'Oh, pull yourselves together!?'")
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:03am.
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I'm fine. =)
I just know the bible thumpers are going to spaz out like they did before with this little douche from 2 and a half shits.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 1:57am.
Are the fundamentalist bible thumpers going to cry and claim "UNFAIR" again in this posting when they get made fun of again?
Yes....we get it fundies! Gay kids deserve to be bullied into committing suicide, women are inferior to men, jewish people are horrible, evolution doesn't exist, the rapture you planned for over a decade ago didn't happen etc.
Yes you fundamentalist OPPRESSIVE BIGOT bible thumpers will still be made fun of in return.
I hope this little douche from 2 and a half shits loses his millions too.
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You seem a little angry, do you need a moment?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 1:59am.
I see a few pimples on his cheek and chin. Where Edna so she could tell us what sort of ailments this kid has?
It's probably some STD from making out with Miley Cyrus on the show.
I see a few pimples on his cheek and chin. Where Edna so she could tell us what sort of ailments this kid has?
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Are the fundamentalist bible thumpers going to cry and claim "UNFAIR" again in this posting when they get made fun of again?
Yes....we get it fundies! Gay kids deserve to be bullied into committing suicide, women are inferior to men, jewish people are horrible, evolution doesn't exist, the rapture you planned for over a decade ago didn't happen etc.
Yes you fundamentalist OPPRESSIVE BIGOT bible thumpers will still be made fun of in return.
I hope this little douche from 2 and a half shits loses his millions too! He certainly has no right to trash the show (even if it is shit) because he makes millions from it for very little effort.
At least the douchebag has finally mastered his sinful gluttony though because fatty lost a lot of weight quickly.(Charlie's coke stash perhaps)
pfft!... pansy.
Charlie's meltdown truly eclipses this backpeddling moron.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Surprise, surprise ~ Kirk Cameron part 2 was told to shut the fuck up by his pastor, pedal back and keep collecting that T&HM check, because IN THIS ECONOMY their Church needs all the monies it can get, even the devil laced ones...
#getmoneybitch
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
He did NOT write this. His fucking publicist did.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 1:36am.
Nobody, please.
And, a show that's the work of Satan would actually be funny.
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Ever so succinctly put. ♥
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"I apologize if my remarks offended you, Satan's Minions, but clearly God has chosen me to spread his word. Why else would he be giving me so much dough? If you stop watching the show, God's plan for your life has worked, through me. Get thee to a nunnery. If you continue to watch, God must be working on you, through me, to lead you to Christ. It's all good/God. Where's my check?"
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God don't like ugly.
I hope he gets his ass kicked off..Prepare your anus, Angus..
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
"I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed"
Nobody, please.
And, a show that's the work of Satan would actually be funny.