Thursday, November 29th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 28th!
After one too many bleachings, Kim Kartrashian's anus had enough and walked out. - Johnny Boy
Runners-up:
It only took one look at Karl Lagerfeld's design for Pippa Middleton's wedding dress to ascertain his opinion of her had not changed. - dbella
The Sluggie: for when you're too high to worry about arm holes. - fosho
Memoirs of a Gusher - TexnDoc
Lil Wayne's sperm is so fertile by the time he takes his condom off he has a baby growing out the end. - Whamo
Sometimes, even Jon's Hammaconda needs some "Me" time. - Hello Kitty Ho Stroll
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Hahaha Johnny Boy...that's some LOL shit. Congrats to all.
I Gloved all of these!!
Whamaling you Hor, I bust a nut giggling at yours!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats everybody! ALL funny as hell!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats to all the winners!
Whamo!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
All the critique and all the dislikes but she was elected number one name searched on the internet in 2012. People need to start ignoring her so she goes away!!!
Kim K looks different without all that spanx. Same stubby legs though.
Donald Trump relents and allows Miss Uranus to enter the Miss Universe pageant.
Pictures of Adam Levine sporting the Dick Cozy - the Roxy's alternative to a dressing room for lesser acts - from back in the day.
Jared Leto's transformation from hideous worm to fabulous butterfly has entered the pupa stage.
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That was just a kiss, imagine the buzz you'd get from the rest.
The next time Gabriel Aubry goes to pick up the kids...
A real live cover for your no no hole!
Mitt Romney still feels he would have won the election if female voters would have seen the world the way his wives do.
If you thought the Elmo scandal was bad, you should hear what they're saying about the Mummenshanz.
Hugh Hefner may not be willing to retire. But his fleshjack has finally called it quits.
The creator of the Pajama Jeans newest fashion sensation: The Dutch Oven.
Demi's vaginal rejuvenation surgery was a success.
Wow! That was cool. :)
With few attention-getting gimmicks left, Gaga turns herself inside-out and faces the world anus first. What an asshole.
Rhiasna shows up for her date with Chris Brown.
Paris gendarmes are confident they have solved the case of Olivier Sarkozy's armpit stalker.
As Klum says, "one day you're in, the next day you're an outtie."
Nahla gets ready for the Holiday custodial transfer.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm ready for my interview as Lindsay Lohan's new assistant
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hello Kitty's less popular friend, "WTF Worm".
"Are the shoes a bit much?"
Jared Leto's attempts to win an Oscar are getting more and more desperate.
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God don't like ugly.
Amish birth control. (IDK, I'm drunk.)
Mary Kate stays warm for the holidays.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sometimes, even John's Hammaconda needs some ''Me'' time.
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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
This is the perfect outfit if you're short, fugly and criminally insane.
Fishsticks Paltrow introduces its completely unironic line of Fleshlights on goop.com
Even on stilted shoes, Cruise couldn't get his head out of his colon.
Mahna Mahna.
Submitted by fosho on
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 9:25pm.
LOL at the Sluggie!!!!!!!
Just in time for Christmas, the Peeping Tom Slanket is available for $19.99. And if you order NOW, you will get a complimentary body condom to keep it JUST LIKE NEW.
Elle Fanning rebels against her Prada contract by refusing to be identified.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Spongebob Squarepants resigns after SeaSquirt Squareshoes comes forward about inappropriate relations on the seabed.
And now we know the extent to which Kanye is stuck up his own ass.
Finally, after al these years, Kelly Preston gave John the gift he's always wanted.
Clearly, he has a problem with his glans.
Be it strap on, or strap off, this is, in the end, the ultimate Anti-Clapper.
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Lady Gaga hired Yoko Ono to make this creation after she was inspired by her new fashion line.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Oompa-loompa-doompa-dee-doo, have I got an uncut penis for you
The Hammaconda Snuggie is going to be the stocking stuffer of the season. Order now and get free kickstands for support and major tension relief.
Not to be outdone by Yoko Ono, Jessica Simpson releases a special collection for her clothing line that is inspired by her vagina.
The sluggie: for when you're too high to worry about arm holes.
When, and WHY did Uggs start designing clothes?
The padded "body condom" was designed for Rhianna as double protection from Fist Brown