I Don't Know Who Olly Murs Is, But He Wants You To Know That He's Got A Five Incher
If you asked me a couple of days ago who I thought Olly Murs was, I'd guess and say that Olly Murs is the accidental love child Hoops & Yoyo made during a night of awkward drunken cat and rabbit gay sex. (They don't like to talk about it.) But I would've been wrong (I think), because Olly Murs is a British pop singer type who was the runner-up on the sixth season of The X-Factor UK, and now he's known to me as the dude with five fully functional inches of love.
Olly Murs is apparently known for his bulge (see: pictures below of Olly Murs shooting a video in Venice, CA on September 21st. That's not an overfull diaper in Olly's skinny pants. That's his five inch carrot and two avocado seeds.) and so Heat World (via ONTD) asked him about it during an interview. Heat World not only asked him about his bulge, but they also reached new levels of TOO MUCH INFORMATION by asking him to get specific and shit. And Olly did get specific:
"Maybe 13 [cm]? That's what I'd go with - it's definitely not 20cm. It would be quite big. I think 13cm.
It [his bulge] doesn't bother me. I have never, honest to God, tried to emphasise it. It has always been other people. I have never thought of myself as someone who has a big bulge. But this is probably the first time I will be arrogant by saying I have never had a complaint...it's not about the size; it's what you can do with it that counts. It's not about quantity, it's about quality. And I am all about quality."
I love how Olly says "I think." Ho, please. You know he measures it daily. Olly slaps his peen against a ruler and tries to stretch it as far as it will go the same way Tommy Girl stands on his tippity, tippity tip toes when John Travolta's measuring him on a growth chart in the Scientology playroom. "I grew 0.00003 centimeters!" is a line both Tommy Girl and Olly's peen have screamed out recently.
And I bet that when you put all of Olly's 13 centimeters in your mouth, you can articulately say the name "Olly Murs." That's a selling point for 5 inch dicks! Think about that the next time you're about to roll your eyes when a trick on Craigslist tells you that he's only got 5 inches.
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He's all balls. Suspenders always pull your pants and make that bulge. If he was a 'shower', you'd see some spillage on either side. And since when is 5 inches worth commenting on?
I'm from the Uk & nobody worth a dime cares about this guy, altho he's trying his best to stretch out his 5mins.
Speaking of stretching out, either he's a `grower not a show-er` or he's a big far liar.
I think the only bulge is in his thighs. What bulge? I mean, it's obvious there's *something* in there but it doesn't look like anything special. Those pants are way too tight for him. Fairly tight pants should be relegated strictly to men with moderately-sized legs, not the scrawny or meatier types.
I'm not a size queen or anything, though, despite believing that size does matter to an extent. Who wants to deal with a micropenis? Five inches is ok. I've been fortunate to never have to deal with any "unpleasant surprises," but I'm not sure about the best way for a person to handle that.
5 inches will do in a pinch. But 6-9"s are preferred!!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by Kelly0213 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:08pm.
Fiddle me this D! A girl I work with said that her boyfriend will be mad at her if she loses weight because he is not endowed.. Why would a not endowed gent want a heavy girl?
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both lack self esteem... and if she loses weight, she will not only gain self esteem but will probably be hit on more... giving her reason to leave his little dick havin ass....
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I've heard that fat women have tighter vaginas. Any truth to this?
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I wish I could remember... I've usually had a little much to drink at that point...
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
13 cm? Who says that? That seems like a planned answer and almost a publicity stunt.
British people do tend to be metric, but not for measures of length, still miles for distance and I've never heard someone give their height in centimetres. Olly must have been looking at the wrong side of the ruler but that sounds about right. Who asks questions like that?!
Most stars would agree that cracking the US means they made it, even with the very low album sales of today. It never happened for dlisted faves Jordan or Jodie Marsh either and Olly is another that's the definition of a local star.
His new album was made with the US in mind but it so isn't happening, way too English and cheeky chappy Essex boy, if Robbie Williams didn't then he won't.
Essentially shit though he is, his new song (another UK #1 natch) is such an earworm though, maddeningly catchy as it's a knock off of Britney's "Crazy" meets Maroon 5 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQDOUbErNg
Um. No. Not appealing to me.
The first thing I noticed when I moved to England was how freaking tight guys' pants are. And it makes you look there. Not a good thing when you're around your husband's colleagues.
Hehehe. And to think that he would've saved himself from the embarrassment had he not worn those hideous skinny jeans/pants.
Does anybody remember this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boX2bqppQ_w
XD
Is that Perez Hilton? He wishes.
I have heard about fat women and tight pussies, but I don't know if that is true or not.
That guy's pants are WAY too tight.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:29pm.
I've heard that fat women have tighter vaginas. Any truth to this?
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lmao ive never heard this!!
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Me either and why would this be?
So what BoxerDog is saying is since Ive had 4 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? It's not like I pee when I sneeze or anything!! Keegles bitches!
Submitted by BoxerDog on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:56pm.
Vagina size matters. Nothing worse then sexing a woman who has had a child. Stretched vag is no good. Child birth ruins that puspus for life in my opinion. Rather have natural tightness.
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ahem. clearly the women you've been with have not heard of pelvic floor exercises. you can even get weights to use with them. you can tighten those muscles again. trust.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Vagina size matters. Nothing worse then sexing a woman who has had a child. Stretched vag is no good. Child birth ruins that puspus for life in my opinion. Rather have natural tightness.
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:01pm.
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Rumor has it, this guy is also an "Ed". He is a legend. I have to laugh, because I told the guys they sounded like a bunch of teenage girls gossiping about the most popular guy. Lol!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by Kelly0213 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:08pm.
Fiddle me this D! A girl I work with said that her boyfriend will be mad at her if she loses weight because he is not endowed.. Why would a not endowed gent want a heavy girl?
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both lack self esteem... and if she loses weight, she will not only gain self esteem but will probably be hit on more... giving her reason to leave his little dick havin ass....
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I've heard that fat women have tighter vaginas. Any truth to this?
Submitted by Kelly0213 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:08pm.
Fiddle me this D! A girl I work with said that her boyfriend will be mad at her if she loses weight because he is not endowed.. Why would a not endowed gent want a heavy girl?
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both lack self esteem... and if she loses weight, she will not only gain self esteem but will probably be hit on more... giving her reason to leave his little dick havin ass....
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Fiddle me this D! A girl I work with said that her boyfriend will be mad at her if she loses weight because he is not endowed.. Why would a not endowed gent want a heavy girl?
Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:26pm
and let's not forget that considering america's modest national peen average
Interesting. Just wondering what scientific study you received this information from.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:46pm.
I have a buddy of mine that got the name "Ed" in school and is STILL called that to this day... Ed as in Mr. Ed... as in freakin horse!!! It's a freakshow, man...
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Thank God he uses the metric system. Converting peen sizes is such a drag.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mr. JTROS and some of his friends once told me about a teammate of theirs being HUNG. Then, we ended up meeting that guy out for drinks one night. The entire time I had to keep telling myself: "don't stare at his crotch, don't stare at his crotch, DON'T STARE AT HIS CROTCH!" It was torture.
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:30pm.
if he isnt known in America he is a 'nobody'.
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FACT.
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Size does matter.
I don't ever want to get caught by the "suprise! my dick is tiny but I'll compensate you with my great oral sex" act again.
Really, size does matter a lot. What different does it make if you give great "tongue-in-pussy", if your dick won't even tickle my pussy.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Aren't vaginas only 6" or so? Anything over 6", maaaaaybe 7" is painful and too much work. TEAM FIVE INCHES!
Aren't "bulges" usually all nuts, though??? Hamm excluded.
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:09pm.
he reminds me of perez hilton and no i don't want to hit it. not. ever. no.
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That is EXACTLY what I was going to say. I gagged thinking about Perez's wang.
Yucky.
Lmsbbd-your picture + your name together always make me laugh.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Size does matter...sort of. A smaller dick can feel very good...but a real big black dick just looks so much better...just sayin :)
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:30pm.
Funny how if he isnt known in America he is a 'nobody'.
I'm British and he is a big fat nobody to me too.
who knows, maybe he means 13cm when SOFT... and let's not forget that considering america's modest national peen average, 13cm when HARD still woudn't be bad...
that being said, i don't see any BULGE in those photos, just trousers with a fold in the crotch area
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i'm using centimetres here in their literal meaning, not in the internet peen size meaning (icm)
Same post argument again. I woman who says size matters, doesn't know how to work/ use her pussy. Enough said. Now breasts size does. Haaaaa
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
His songs are damn catchy.
Hey lovely lady,
Sorry I cheated on you Monday. I just had to get my BE talk in :p.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Omg i just realized he looks like a squinty piggy eyes version of perez, more reasons not to hit it
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:57pm.
I generally agree that most of the talent show singers are crap nobodys, but every now and again one breaks away and gets some credibility. To me Murs has more credibility than an annoying bitch like Jesse J, who isnt from a talent show.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:00pm.
I hear he's all over the Chinese pop charts. His popularity there will swell once they hear about his Wang.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cashew & Within -- hey babes!!! *waving*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Unfortunately, I can't say I wouldn't, but I can say won't again. Built exactly like my last hipster dude, who was quite inoperable, so no thanks.
And I like th feets thing; I think it's cute.Hey, mine are nice and clean and usually deodorized, so pfft (sorry Twatty)
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Hahaha, roly poly oly.
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:30pm.
Funny how if he isnt known in America he is a 'nobody'. Remember that the US is only 5% of the world folks!
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I hear he's all over the Chinese pop charts. His popularity there will swell once they hear about his Wang.
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Villagers, Nothing Arrived
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
LOL, because you know me SO well. I have been outside the US 4 times in the last year so I'm good hon. Pretty much anyone who is on a singing talent show is a nobody to me...American or not. I'm just here for the laughs...
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Nhf his baby carrot peen
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:44pm.
Oh, shutup. I don't need a lesson in the world population.
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Seems like it to me... Maybe you should look outside the US once in a while.
*Punch!*
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Villagers, Nothing Arrived
Ladies, please don't fight.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:38pm.
But in the entertainment world the US is BY FAR the most imortant country because we buy the most albums and singles, we spend more only on tours, we see the most movies in theaters, we buy the most dvds, etc.
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Maybe, but not everyone seeks such fame. American 'fame' is rather twisted, personally id want no part of it. He sell enough records here to be famous enough. Remember most of your 'famous' people are nobodies here. Half the people on this site ive never heard of.
Either way, he is cute, not douchy at all and a really nice slightly shy guy. His music isnt really my thing, but I still like him. Hes certainly better than most of the other 'talent' 'stars' from either side of the Atlantic.
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:30pm.
Oh, shutup. I don't need a lesson in the world population. To me, he is a nobody...and that's my opinion and my right to think that.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Olly Olly in free! Oh wait. ?
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