Thursday, November 29th 2012

Gabriel, Halle And Olivier Are All Playing Nice Now

Gabriel Aubry doesn't have to wear a steel face mask and an iron helmet when he goes to pick up his daughter Nahla at Halle Berry's house, because Olivier Martinez won't be there to pound the pretty out of his face. Gabriel's lawyer Shawn Holley (yeah, that Shawn Holley) and Halle's lawyer Blair Berk met in court today and came up with "amicable settlement," so that the judge doesn't have to declare all of them legally insane and give full custody to Jessica Lange or a pack of lions.

Halle isn't going to try to extend the restraining order she has out against Gabriel and he gets to visit Nahla again like normal. Shawn Holley and Blair Berk didn't give any details about the settlement, but a source (aka Gabriel using a voice changer) tells Radar that Halle agreed to keep Olivier away from the house whenever Gabriel comes to pick their daughter up. Gabriel is totally scared of Olivier and he's afraid that if they run into each other again, Olivier is going to beat Gabriel's pretty model face so hard that it's going to permanently look like Olivier's present day face. The source went on to say, "This was very important to Gabe going forward because he feared for his safety. Gabe was supposed to have Nahla on Thanksgiving, according to their custody agreement, but Halle asked if she could have the little girl that day and Gabe said yes. He had no obligation to do so, but he had been acting in good faith and knew it meant a lot to Halle, so he did it. Gabe was absolutely blindsided by Olivier and his rage."

So they're all going to join hands and skip through the lavender fields under a double rainbow....until Halle and Olivier eventually break up and she gets herself a piece who's even crazier than him (I'm thinking Sean Penn). Then Halle and Gabriel will do this all over again. Gabriel should keep that steel mask and take self-defense classes from Bas Rutten just in case.

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Gabriel plays the same game as Halle - tit for tat.

Even sued her for money to visit his relatives with Nahla. Gold digger!

Wake up woman! Look at what this bully did to Nahla's daddy. You should think twice about taking your daughter to France and leaving her alone with this animal.

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I agree with Hekki about giving the whacko lots of rope to hang herself. Ever since the hit and run, followed by fucked up oscar acceptance speech I don't like looking at her. She is a drama queen and maybe she found Aubry too dull and sane for her taste.

French Canadians are big family types and he is the youngest of nine - lots of aunties, uncles and cousins who will help keep an eye out for her as she grows up.

Niko's picture

Berry comes across as a bitch bar none. Her Oscar acceptance speech already reeked of fake. Got herself a sperm donor and moved on to the pinnacle of devoted man, hate her guts.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

I love how Gabriel is modelling the shit out of that watch in that photo.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

They should let Gabriel keep her until she hits puberty and once she reach puberty then she stays with her mother. Then Halle and Olivier can move to Paris, have Nahla over for the summers and holidays, then when Halle has full custody, Nahla will visit Gabriel during the summer etc. See easy, it is not that deep. My parents split, I lived with my dad for a few years and then my mom. I don't have any daddy issues and I know both of my parents love me. No drama!!!

What a horrible role model she makes as a mother! The poor kid doesn't have a chance!

Halle and Oliver are so dunzo. She's gonna realize he lost his temper and could have killed this dude. She's already kissing his ass to settle.

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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 12:30pm.

Politics and business! It sure ain't art or good acting (much of the time).

Okay, my two cents, I haven't read past page one, or well, I haven't even read page one of the comments, so it may have already been said: First I though that Gabriel is completely nuts for hitting Martinez. Then it became clear that Martinez was the one who did the punching and that this all was a set up by Berry and Martinez.

Why on earth didn't Gabriel try to get full custody? This tragedy will most likely never end - and what for? So their daughter thinks she needs heroin to be able to deal with her messed up childhood? Halle Berry for Mother of the year!

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Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:37am.
Halle Berry never deserved that Oscar. Always wanted to say that. Took her clothes off, became hysterical on cue. So what.
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It was actually not even "acting" in that Billy Bob scene. The sex WASN'T simulated and she WAS really drunk. Honestly.

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It kills me that she got an Oscar for that role when infinitely more talented black actresses like Alfre Woodard and Angela Bassett were snubbed.

But that wouldn't be the first time Oscar's screwed up....

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Latex Jungle's picture

MK shouldnt joke aboit Sean Penn and Halle Berry hooking up--just the thought of that scares the shiz out of me. Not saying they wouldnt deserve each other (they totally do) but just think of all thr innocent paparazzi they would kill.

Thamar's picture

rande, oscars are a funny game. lotta effort, lotta money, lotta angst, but what makes a winner?

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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 12:13pm.
greeneggs, felt so guilty about saying that, came back to edit the mean. too late!

It wasn't mean and you're right. 'Course, many other Oscars haven't been deserved, too.

Darknight's picture

Don't get too comfortable Gabriel, you still have 14 years of fun to go with this crazy bitch. Crazy is good in bed but it is a nasty adversary. I'd get a bodyguard if I were you.

Thamar's picture

greeneggs, felt so guilty about saying that, came back to edit the mean. too late!

rukiddingme's picture

It certainly makes you wonder if this was all a set-up for Olivier to beat the crap out of Gabriel. It sounds like Gabriel walked right into their little plan by bringing the daughter back early, per Halle's request, for the holiday. I also agree that Olivier had no reason to beat Gabriel as badly as he did. It was overkill to pound the guy's face like that. Halle should have NEVER let Olivier be around when the kid was coming and going in the 1st place, especially when she knew tensions were high between the 2 men. Stupid to subject your child to that sort of thing.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:37am.
Halle Berry never deserved that Oscar. Always wanted to say that. Took her clothes off, became hysterical on cue. So what.
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It was actually not even "acting" in that Billy Bob scene. The sex WASN'T simulated and she WAS really drunk. Honestly.

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Le Squintez...I like it.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:30am.
Imagine what Olivier could do if he could open his eyes all the way.

LOL. Like see the shrill harridan he's dating?

Suzy Farkis's picture

Imagine what Olivier could do if he could open his eyes all the way.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by snippy: "My best guess is that Gabriel's lawyer explained to Halle's lawyer how Gabe's strong case for criminal charges and a civil lawsuit could get Le Squintez banned from the US, and cost a lot more than $3 million dollars he was whining about.

Gabriel had the upper hand in this, given that he was beaten to a pulp, handcuffed and arrested, restrained from seeing his daughter for a week, and is going to be missing a lot of work. I would be disappointed in his attorney if this arrangement didn't include a large check and generous visitation with Nahla.

We may never hear the details of this agreement, and I agree that it's probably because Gabriel makes concessions to protect his daughter."

Agree. People say he must have something to hide because he's not running to the tabloids to plead his case. I say he's trying to be low-key about this and giving Halle all the rope she needs to hang herself. If I were in his position, I'd keep my mouth shut, too.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 10:46am.
I don't see how it was determined that Gabriel instigated the fight since he's the one who got his face busted up. Even if he tried to punch Le Squintez, Le Squintez didn't need to bust his face. Even Halle's getting dumped or Gabriel's gonna be found dead somewhere.
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I completely agree and came to the same conclusion until I heard it on ET last night when i had left my tv on. But the more I think about it, she probably took it from the police report because it was a closed door hearing. She did say that it had been determined IN COURT that Gabe instigated the fight. It's not the first time the media is wrong in giving out information. :)

QueenVelveeta's picture

These people have worn out their welcome for me.

snippy's picture

My best guess is that Gabriel's lawyer explained to Halle's lawyer how Gabe's strong case for criminal charges and a civil lawsuit could get Le Squintez banned from the US, and cost a lot more than $3 million dollars he was whining about.

Gabriel had the upper hand in this, given that he was beaten to a pulp, handcuffed and arrested, restrained from seeing his daughter for a week, and is going to be missing a lot of work. I would be disappointed in his attorney if this arrangement didn't include a large check and generous visitation with Nahla.

We may never hear the details of this agreement, and I agree that it's probably because Gabriel makes concessions to protect his daughter.

Bossy's picture

Has someone already pointed this out (sorry if yes!)?: the poster behind Halle and Olivier shows Halle aiming a gun, and that gun is aimed at the real life Olivier hahahahaha.

I don't see how it was determined that Gabriel instigated the fight since he's the one who got his face busted up. Even if he tried to punch Le Squintez, Le Squintez didn't need to bust his face. Even Halle's getting dumped or Gabriel's gonna be found dead somewhere.

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Wish they had gotten Shawn Holley earlier so we would all have been spared this baby-mama-melodrama. This shit plays sadder than that Ernie Kovac made-for-TV movie in the 80's.

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whole damn thing smells of set up for that schmuck that got cold-cocked by jagoff oliver.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:27am.
What I'm wondering is how long before Le Squintez (please, please, pretty please can that be his official nickname?) gets sick of this entire situation and dumps Halle.

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I second the motion to call him Le Squintez.

I agree, all this drama was probably more than he bargained for. The heat of her crazy kitchen is going to boil over.

Thamar's picture

Halle Berry never deserved that Oscar. Always wanted to say that. Took her clothes off, became hysterical on cue. So what.

Lisbet459's picture

What I'm wondering is how long before Le Squintez (please, please, pretty please can that be his official nickname?) gets sick of this entire situation and dumps Halle.

Daniee's picture

You're right elmo.......how quickly she got "Gabriel Arrested" to TMZ on the Holiday and then to the rest of the media by way of TMZ says EVERYthing. The fact that the police refused to arrest Gabriel on the scene, so Le Squintnez had to do it himself again says EVERYthing. They wanted to paint him as the shit disturber. He let his guard down. Again, stupide.
Gabriel's "side" was only made public through obtaining legal docs when it was business as usual after the long holiday weekend.

It's pretty easy now to believe that Halle/Olivier was raging about moneys spent to go to France and the court case. Looks like her house has been for sale for a bit and they probably had or were looking properties in France. Hahahahahahaha.

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I really do think that Halle and Oliver set this all up. I wouldn't put anything past either of them, especially since Gabe was only there because Halle and him to be. What a pack of assholes.

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miz cynical's picture

After the shit with Aubry, I find Halle less attractive the more I see her. And yeah, Marinez looks smarmy. I found him attractive when he first came on the scene in the late 90s, but now he's a cheating dick.

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If my boyfriend could beat up someone like that, imagine what he could do to me?

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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:50am.

I think he will be found dead in an alley one day...
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:42am.

... Gabriel just wants Nahla staying out of the news
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I always give him the benefit of the doubt and think that he tries to keep the peace to protect his daughter. Oliver looks smarmy and Halle is evil so I hope Gabriel watches his back.

I think he will be found dead in an alley one day...

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http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/aubry_berry_make_peace_WwMKZPWiqIZ9MMwOJ...

Definitely a 'Save my Image' move for Halle. Her plot blew up in her face. You know she is brewing something else up now.
And I've gotten the impression over the past three years when she has been slinging shit that Gabriel just wants Nahla staying out of the news.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

I'm guessing that sctv wouldn't back up Olivier's claims so everyone decided to make nice, with Gabe getting his re-prettying procedures paid for by Team Halle. Personally, I think a butch scar could extend his career into being a successful middle-aged clothes hanger.

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Boy, Gabriel Aubry face will heal with time... As for Hell Berry her reputation is beaten to the pulp and damaged far worse it won't recover!

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Fishy, fishy all around. Why is Aubrey so complacent? What if she has something on him? And this was a PR move, obviously. Halle probably realized she's not as powerful here as she was with her ex, dealing with a SUPAHmodel and all (he's so pretty-how could he do anything wrong?). And they all lead public lives, so half of what they do is with that in mind. (I don't speak/know legalese, so Foxxy, please keep that in mind if what I said sounds off :p. I just don't trust either side in this.)

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Le Squintez.

*chortle*

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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.

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Daniee's picture

We should all send Gabriel snow globes for Christmas!!

I don't think it was "determined" at all that Gabriel instigated a fight. It is Le Squintez words vs. the evidence all over Gabriel's ribs and face. According to police reports, Gabriel was pleading with police to get video surveillance to prove that he didn't instigate.
He didn't instigate, but if he did, there was obviously still excessive force and threats.
You watch- Halle will try and spin this now that the men's testosterone is so scary for her now and SHE is a victim. I have no doubt that she coached Martinez.

Ya....where is Claudine Longet when you need her?

Glambert's picture

Team Nahla like everyone else but If I were to choose a side with the adults it would easily be team Gabriel.

Halle is a notoriously messed up bitch who consistently manages to find the drama in her personal life(but it is NEVER her fault) and frenchy boxer dude clearly has pent up rage issues. Those pictures of Gabriel are not the result of self defense. They are the result of rage at not being able to movie to France so Gabriel can continue to see HIS daughter.

TexnDoc's picture

Gee they probably figured out the public was turning against all 3 of their asses and wished Claudine Longet and her gun was back. Oui Oui.

Scott in NYC's picture

Halle and the French asshole seem plain EVIL to me. She's a total lunatic and now Mel Gibson's career has a new friend in the has-been crapper.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:59am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:38am.

Did she just seriously compare herself to Jesus Christ?

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yes. it's an alarming tweet. like she's above it all and everyone, and will conquer us all. Watch.

where is her dad?