Gavin Rossdale Is Not Screwing The Nanny, Because She's His Sister
When pictures came out of Gavin Rossdale gently touching the nanny's upper ass area during a hike, some thought that he was pulling a stage 1 Jude Law and were waiting to see the New York Post headline "NO DOUBT It's Over!" I see everything through melodramatic OMGSCANDAL eyes, and even to me the pictures looked innocent. Gavin's just guiding her ass (literally) up the hill while she's holding his kid. It's not like he's giving her the shocker. But even if he was giving her the shocker, it wouldn't be a big deal. The shocker is a known hiking technique. At least that's what I tell all my hiking partners....who are male....sort of hot....have big fingers...and not one of my relatives. Besides, like Gavin has room for another side piece in his side piece harem.
A source tells Radar that Gwen Stefani and Gavin both had laughs about the rumors that he's wet humping the nanny, because she's his sister Soraya and he's not dipping into some incest shit. The source said this:
"All the speculation is hilarious. And couldn't be further from the truth. Gavin and Gwen are happier and more in love than ever and their marriage is absolutely rock solid. They truly have one of the happiest marriages in showbiz, or outside of showbiz for that matter!"
See, so Gavin wasn't touching his nanny/side piece's ass. He was touching his nanny/sister's ass. Don't you touch your sister's ass when you go hiking? You can stop furiously shaking your head yes, James Haven. I already knew your answer before I asked the question.
Here's Gavin, Gwen and their Pom Pom at their kid's school yesterday.
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why is she always carrying her dog as if it were an accessory? He can walk! He should walk. Carrying dogs only instills fear in them. Where's PETA!?!
"Gavin and Gwen are happier and more in love than ever and their marriage is absolutely rock solid."
Wait, aren't there numerous stories about him preferring the peen? Regardless, I never trust people who go around talking about how much sesssy times they have (Will and Jada) or how solid their marriage is (these fools). If things are working 1. No need to brag 2. No need to jinx it.
Maybe Brits make better husbands. He is British, right? I was reading that Simon and Yasmin LeBon have been happily wed for 20 or more years now.
What's the deal with the dog? Can it not walk?
Ok...but it's still creepy that the sister looks like a poor man's Gwen.
And I miss James Haven too!! :(
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Poor Gwen. Doesn't she have a friend to tell her how insanely dumb she looks with that lipstick, hairstyle, and sunglasses. Looking at her makes me want to scrub my face.
ha ha ha ha! ok...next - - ->
How could he cheat on Gwen? She's a creative genius!
That's what an HP commercial told me, anyway. :)
"Their marriage is absolutely rock solid" means a nasty divorce within 3 years.
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I can well believe that he's not cheating on his wife with his sister. (That has to be one of the oddest sentences I've typed here.) But this:
"They truly have one of the happiest marriages in showbiz, or outside of showbiz for that matter!"
makes me think that someone in the marriage is cheating with someone, somewhere. Way to protest too much, you guys.
ladies WHERE is JAMES HAVEN???????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I was just going to ask. I miss him.