Jared Leto Hasn't Eaten Food For A Month, Basically
Posh, Anne Hathway, LeAnn Rimes and Rachel "Chupa" Zoe, eat your heart out. I only mean that figuratively, because hearts are fatty and full of calories and will make you fat and ew!
Jared Leto has to buy all of his underwear in the toddler section at Babies 'R Us, because he was already skinnier than Chris Brown's extra long pencil dick and now he's even skinnier. As everyone already knows, Jordan Catalano fought the hot and won when he dropped over 10 pounds and waxed his brows off to play a transgender woman with HIV in The Dallas Buyers Club. Matthew McConaughey also lost a whole lot of weight for that movie and said he did it by cutting all carbs from his daily diet. Jared, however, tells Vulture that he got Kate Moss skinny by fasting. Fasting is basically the GOOP way of saying, "I'm starving myself!" Jared said this about fasting for his art:
"Your body goes through weird stages. Sometimes it's hard to hold on to water. But for me, it's not about the most weight I can lose, it's more to represent the character. I'm focused on what it means to be a transsexual woman. Historically, people have done it for pursuit of self, to achieve a meditative state, so I'm hoping for that, and not the other things. It's not necessarily a bad thing."
I won't be surprised if one day I'm driving down the street and see Jared Leto's stomach bag trying to hitchhike its way out of town. It's going to leave his body any day now, because he keeps treating it like shit. Jared gained a bunch of chunk for that Chapter 27 movie and now he's starving himself. His stomach is confused. You know what else is probably confused? Jared's peen. Dr. Oz says that when a dude's body shrinks, his dick grows and when his body grows, his dick shrinks. Confusing your internal organs is one thing, but confusing your external organ is a crime. There's nothing sadder than a confused peen.
And since Jared's got more to tuck now (cut to Jared wrapping a Spanx condom around his bigger peen to make it skinnier), he should probably win the Oscar for Best Tuck Game.
(Pic via Terry's Diary)
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MK he was born with a confused peen..trust.
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@Glambert,
Never. Never you hear? Not when she performs like this...
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It's only a matter of time. Don't hate her for her beauty or her talent.
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Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
I believe the dick size thing to an extent. I dated a giant man once. 6'7" 325lbs. He had a really fat cock. Not the longest, but it is really all about the width and not getting stabbed in the cervix.
lmfao @ Bossy!! and thanks, Hekki!
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Even the gown Ms. Leto wears to the Oscars(if she EVEN gets invited...HAHAHA!) will be hideous as fuck!
She will be on all the worst dressed lists!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:51pm.
Foxxy: mostly I know him from "Requiem for a Dream", which was excellent.
Truly excellent. He was also quite good in Prefontaine.
God, remember how freaky he looked in Fight Club with that bleached white hair?
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:49pm.
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I know right!!! She still has flesh on her arms!
She will NEVER win best actress!
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Will you two pussy bandits shut it please? Hate on her fabulosity all you want, once she goes topless in a film that oscar is hers to claim.
Pussy bandits.
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Ms. Leto will NEVER get an oscar dahling...EVER!
It's time you accept that fact.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:49pm.
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I know right!!! She still has flesh on her arms!
She will NEVER win best actress!
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Will you two pussy bandits shut it please? Hate on her fabulosity all you want, once she goes topless in a film that oscar is hers to claim.
Pussy bandits.
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Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Jared Leto is such a douche.
He's totally thinking Oscar, which is never going to happen. Remember when he gained a dickload of weight for that bio pic of John Lennon's killer costarring Shithan? Yeah, no one else does either.
What a pleasant surprise! I typed "Rob Lowe Jared Leto" into Google images (I wanted to remember just how much they looked alike with a side by side picture) and this wonderful gem popped up:
http://www.maleunderwear.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/mark-wahlberg....
Now I have no idea why but it was a welcome surprise. Why doesn't Leto do THIS to his body?! Wahlberg sure did know how to nail this look--upper AND lower body workouts!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:49pm.
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I know right!!! She still has flesh on her arms!
She will NEVER win best actress!
He's totally not eating. It's got too much Karen Carpenter tragedy potential to it.
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Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Foxxy: mostly I know him from "Requiem for a Dream", which was excellent.
And "My So-Called Life", which I never watched until recently. It's meh in my book but was impressive for its era.
aahhahaha what a disgusting fat bitch!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
@Foxxy Brown, I don't know where Jared Leto came from in terms of fame...all I remember is that I used to recognize him because he looked like a mini Rob Lowe and Rob Lowe was nice to look at.
mike -- wearing a shirt that way reminds me of that Wayans guy in one of the "Scary Movie" movies. He ties his shirt up like that and he says to his locker mate, "does this look gay?" and the guy says "no," and he just walks around with it like that. Uh, yeah, Jared, that looks real gay. And I still think Jared is fug with or without the weight; fugly eyes.
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Did Dr. Oz really say that? He's such a quack and an alarmist. I once saw a clip of him on "The Soup," he was standing outside of a bathroom asking women to describe their bowel movements, that was bizarre.
Who wants a movie about a bunch of mopey sick people. AIDS has so been done.
And fortunately begging for an Oscar usually assures you won't be nominated.
I never had any fucks to give for this chowderhead, and I still don't. He should have a sandwich and some soup.
serious question -- what is his claim to acting fame other than the Chapman movie? i see the imdb and wiki list and i say "ok, so what?" but i dunno. what did he do that gained him the "ooooohhhh Jared Leto!" acting rep.?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
They say lose 10 pounds to gain an inch...I bet her Clitoris is HUGE now!
Sit down Jared, Christian Bale did it better!
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Nice thinspo.
BLECH!!!
And major eye roll to all of these artsy fartsy douchebags who do this shit for their 'craft.' Ugh.
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Obviously his brain is starving and therefore malfunctioning more than usual.
*stares*
*walks out of thread*
He only had to lose 10lbs? I know he was already thin but jesus...he looks like he had to lose 40lbs.
Aside from actual eating disorders, intermittent fasting is actually pretty good for you. The people screaming hysterically that "YOU'LL GO INTO STARVATION MODE AND STORE FAT, IT WILL SCREW UP YOUR METABOLISM" are just people who have listened to the food industry. It doesn't really work that way unless you're doing what Leto is doing for months on end. Your metabolism isn't as fragile as all the foodies want you to think.
Doing 1-2 24 hour fasts a week actually works wonders...and no...you don't eat away at muscle that way.
Sorry to open my talk hole on the subject...I just think fasting rocks. I wouldn't go 30 days without food but I don't think he's at risk of actually killing himself...he still has some stuff left to him. He'll be fine.
Am I alone in thinking this is just plain creepy. Someone, get him to an attic faaaast.
You should do a comparative of Jared as Mark David Chapman and this photo.
You know you wanna... *kiss kiss*
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Bitch, you could starve yourself down to Trollsen, cut off a limb, and suck your own dick for your "AHHHHHHT" and you ain't never gonna win an Oscar.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Jared should have listened to Mary Kate's advice and became emaciated the healthy way.
It's called cocaine...duh!
Christian Bale did it better. Everyone else will have to die to top him.
Can he just fuck off please?
LMAO @ Try the Sugar-Free Jello tag!
I don't get this at all. One day an actor is going to go to such extremes prepping for a role that they die. I can understand losing weight but not to the point of being skin and bones. This movie isn't going to be a hit - it sounds freaking depressing.
No guy should ever wear a shirt that way. Period.
Jesus Christ.
Fine, YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST, SKINNIEST GIRL IN HOMEROOM, JARED!!!!
I hope you stopped getting your period so you'll never have babies.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
What a fucking fat ass!
You can still see the flesh on his arms.
NO OSCAR FOR YOU!!!