Thursday, November 29th 2012

This Is What Kanye Wore Today

Kanye wants us all to believe that he just fabulously rolled out of bed, casually picked up a pair of leather pants from the pile of leather pants on his floor, casually picked up a fur coat from the pile of fur coats and then casually picked up a hoodie from his pile of hoodies. Yeah, no. It took 12 stylists, 6 private furriers, 3 cows imported from Italy, 2 pounds of Khloe Kardashian's freshly shed ass fur and his own personal sweat shop to put this ensemble together. It takes a lot of work to look this glamorously ragged.

If Kanye was going for the "Upper East Side socialite who fell on hard times after her husband went to prison for embezzlement and had to pay off her Bergdorfs bill by collecting soda cans from garbage bins" look, then he nailed it!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 10:34pm.
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Like canyon but with an "ey" sound at the end instead of "on". Oh and the a is pronounced like the a in Cannes.

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Thank you! And also thank to the other who answered.

I have always thought of it as ..Kainie.. but I knew that had to be wrong. He is still a moron, though.

Chilly's picture

It's cold in the shire this time of the year and Kanbo Baggins has to keep his nut cheeks warm.

This guy looks like a special needs chipmunk that has been storing nuts in his cheeks all summer.

salacious's picture

I think he's subtly letting the new Star Wars trilogy producers' that he wants a part as an Ewok.

boredasfuckyo's picture

That coat looks like the kind of coat you would find covered in dust in an attic somewhere, smelling like cat piss.

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Kanye needs to give my Grandma her mouton (google it you dumb fuck) coat back!

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Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 7:37pm.

How do one pronounce Kanye?
Like in Canyon? Katie? Kane?

I don't speak english that well.
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Con-yay (first part is pretty fitting)

and Michael K, he wasn't looking "ragged" he was looking "ratchet." There we go.

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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong."

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

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Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 7:37pm.
How do one pronounce Kanye?
Like in Canyon? Katie? Kane?

I don't speak english that well.

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Like canyon but with an "ey" sound at the end instead of "on". Oh and the a is pronounced like the a in Cannes.

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justincase's picture

Imma lollllllllll! Thank you Mr. K

jussayin's picture

as long as he isn't talking, it's all good....

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Anita Bidet's picture

gay shark

rook's picture

Why the fuck is this man a fashion designer???

Kizzy's picture

Awww, y'all hush, I think it's sweet Kanye let little Penelope dress him today...

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louise_brooks's picture

My grandma used to wear a coat like this to bingo.

This gave me the best laugh of the day:

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:49pm.
I am such an ugly troll in the winter. The shit I wear is just unflattering to say the least. I waddle around NYC in a sleeping bag length puff jacket with a furry hood and ugg boots.

Girl, get yourself some tightly belted cashmere.

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Fabulous. And, yes, Kanye would sizzle in belted cashmere.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:49pm.
I am such an ugly troll in the winter. The shit I wear is just unflattering to say the least. I waddle around NYC in a sleeping bag length puff jacket with a furry hood and ugg boots.

Girl, get yourself some tightly belted cashmere.

He is just a fucking grab bag of rage, ego and repression. There's that sassy girl inside him just screaming to get out, in thigh high patent boots, Underalls, a turquoise tube top and bedazzled bib necklace, to belt out, "Don't Rain on My Parade".

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 8:17pm.

I can't believe his rent-a-piece Kim Kartrashian lets him out of the house like that.

lol, remember he's her stylist not the other way around!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

SANS FARDS's picture

I can't believe his rent-a-piece Kim Kartrashian lets him out of the house like that.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

babybunny's picture

Lord that man is about as unsexy as they come...and trust me I know too many unsexy men.

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Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 7:37pm.

Like Con-Yay

Does that help? :)

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WWJDFAKB's picture

That hoodie bothers me, I see the practicality in it but it clashes horribly with that old lady fur(-ish) jacket.

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webdemon's picture

Just strolled off the set of Blade 3.

Versailles's picture

How do one pronounce Kanye?
Like in Canyon? Katie? Kane?

I don't speak english that well.

Da Truff's picture

Kanye just bought that at a charityt auction of Johnny Depp's costumes from "Willie Wonka"

Da Truff's picture

Trading Places 2

Except this time Kanye and Eddie play Mortimer and Randolph Duke and the Biebs plays the scrappy, street-savvy Canadian on whom they place their wager...

Trixster's picture

I don't think before today I have ever seen a short little gentleman in a velvet coat.

Whamo's picture

He's wearing that coat because his leather "pants" have no ass in them.

Foxxy Brown's picture

looks like the men's version of this. Gucci. Velvet. perhaps he had his custom made

http://www.gucci.com/us/styles/300674ZX3652024#

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

Twatarific -- how are ya today?

i looked at other sites as well as enlarged MK's thumbs -- to me, the fibers look too evenly cut and smooth to be real fur, unless there are plush coats made out of real fur but what a waste to trim real fur down like that. i have both types of coat - to me the texture in the photos looks like my plush coat not the (inherited) furs

and the fake plushes can be just about as expensive as the real furs. mine had a reeeeeediculus manufacturer's price tag on it when i bought it at Marshall's, LOL

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:58pm.
coincidentally, i am wearing that exact same thing, but with "fuck me" pumps.

Hot. Makes all the difference.

Twat Muffin's picture

Foxxy -- hey, love! <3

I think he looks like an idiot. And I can bet you that's not a fake fur, he wouldn't dare be seen in anything that's not ungodly expensive. How many animals died to make that coat? And he looks stumpy as shit in it, the little fuck.

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CodeRed's picture

is this what they refer to as ghetto chic?

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:39pm.

They call this look DERELICTE!
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He'd make an interesting Mugatu.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

coincidentally, i am wearing that exact same thing, but with "fuck me" pumps.
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Foxxy Brown's picture

i'm fine with this except for the hot mess below his knees.

also don't think that's fur. think it's that plush-y material that is heavier than thick velour but not fake fur either. i have a coat made of it but don't know how to describe it, lol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Lisbet459's picture

This doesn't look too bad. But my standards may be lower because, well, this is Kanye.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:36pm.
I don't hate it actually. It's been cold in NYC. Like that I don't care what I look like cause it's cold!!!!!

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I am such an ugly troll in the winter. The shit I wear is just unflattering to say the least. I waddle around NYC in a sleeping bag length puff jacket with a furry hood and ugg boots.

Hekki's picture

He looks homeless.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

They call this look DERELICTE!
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Douchechill!

MissJaneTexas's picture

I don't hate it actually. It's been cold in NYC. Like that I don't care what I look like cause it's cold!!!!!

It warmed up this afternoon just in time for the sun to go down at 5pm. pffft.

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humans_off_earth_now's picture

Srsly, that main pic just amuses the fuck out of me for some reason.

(And no, I am NOT hitting the bong at work.)

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TOPANGA's picture

This man hasn't been right since his mama passed. Sometimes I feel sorry for him. Then he dresses like this and dates girls like Kim Kardashian and I'm like nevermind.
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I looked about that stupid wearing unlaced boots with unsaddled tits and wide legged pants Lisa Bonet would have coveted in the 80's today, so no shade from me.

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I think this look is working. He actually looks kinda cute.

Of course, his look is also improved (by roughly a thousand orders of magnitude) by not having Kartrashian in tow.

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stefystef's picture

Your Bergdorf Goodman reference means your heart has never left NYC, Michael K!!!

Miss Kanye looks just like those BG ladies who walk around the store like they own the world and they don't buy nothing.

He's a mess. 'nuff said.
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freshfacestripper's picture

I wear the same outfit in belfast! Swear to god! Lol

Annnnnnnnddddd why would anyone take fashion advice from the love child of a Wookiee and a Oompa loompa?