Monday, December 3rd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 30th!
Men sitting, women standing - it's got to be "Toilets by Yoko". - TexnDoc
Runners-up:
Even Twinkie Fillings are filing for unemployment these days. - Mrs. Voorhees
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Lindsay's coke boogers swear under oath that she is clean and sober. - Sweetas
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Conga rats, you funneh horz!
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I LOL'd at Tex's caption. Well played, sir.
Congrats and great job winners!! TY MK!!
snowy/rasc/OurMissC ♥♥
Funny Winners! xoxoxoxo Sweeeeeetassssss
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Congrats to the winners!
Sweetas ♥
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Impressive lineup of whores today! Congrats! Hilarious!
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?
OWN is so desperate for new content that even Oprah's wagonful of old ass fat is getting its own series.
The patient isn't the only one disoriented after a wisdom teeth removal surgery; the teeth also wake up with a case of What-the-Fucks.
The marshmallows that escaped the sweet potato casserole at Thanksgiving shudder in fear as they realize it's peppermint cocoa season.
People going on one last Twinkie binge before the closing of Hostess experienced some unforeseen side effects.
This Christmas, Sharper Image presents its line of "HÜGS" home decor -- each piece uses computer imaging to give the exact experience of being hugged by a generously proportioned celebrity. From left: The Val Kilmer, The Anthony Anderson, and the perennial best-seller, The Aretha.
The Sperm Cushion: Try & Swallow It!
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Hugh Hefner's sperm is so old it has formed itself into actual partial human lifeforms.
Inside Taterheads head...of course taters!
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Gary Busey's teeth get a full cavity search.
The coke crystals embedded in Lindsay's nose hairs hang on for dear life awaiting the oncoming gypsy bitch slap.
The coke crystals embedded in Lindsay's nose hairs hold on for dear life awaiting the oncoming gypsy bitchslap.
The coke crystals embedded in Lindsay's nose hairs hang on for dear life awaiting the oncoming gypsy bitchslap.
Her dental x-rays show that Kirstie Alley still has some thetans stuck in her teeth.
Luckily, Mitt Romney didn't get the chance to bring back the concept of indentured servants.
Lil Wayne's sperm walked out and quit this dick
Amanda Bines just got behind the wheel. PUT ON YOUR SQUISHY SAFTEY SUITS
Lindsey Lohans old teeth gathering for a press release for their tell all book "Reasons Why We Quit This Bitch". Her new teeth are appalled, and are planning on hitting the old teeth with their Bentley.
Also available in British yellow.
In Don LaFontaine's voice:
"In a world... of reckless driving, hardcore partying and denial...it takes a tiny team to do the biggest jobs. Coming to theaters this spring - Fantastic Voyage II: The Race to Save Lindsay's Teeth."
John Travolta's molars meet to discuss the effects of jizz on enamel.
Unenthusiastic gay sperm's depressing & reluctant contractual yearly line up inside Kelly Preston's vagina.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Penis: OK guys, sperm count!!!
Sperm:: 1...2...3...4...5...6...6?...6 where the he...
Penis:: whoa! What's the problem, where did the REST go?
Sperm #3: I don't know, but I did hear one say "no way in hell I'm going anywhere NEAR the inside of Blowhan!!!"
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Not even Jessica Simpson's eggs wanted to adhere to the Weight Watchers regimen.
Various sperms trying to escape Kim Kardashian's uterus
This whole milking thing has officially gone too far.
Hop-its for Hobbits.
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Another Friday night and Lindsays liver cells are just waiting to party.
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It's Jessica Simpson Day again in Hell's waiting room
Hostess reentered the baked goods market with the introduction of Giant Cum Puffs.
After falling loose from Ke$hit's necklace, a few lucky teefs make a break for it.
Leave it to Pimp Mama Kris to find a way to market the girls old implants whenever they get a "fresh set".
What the roomy interior of Cisco Adler's balls look like.
Bob Duggar's sperm taking a much deserved rest
In Russia, gallbladder wears you.
Target's new Safety Sofa was created when Lil Wayne accidentally jizzed on a bean bag.
The producers of 'Jiz and Dick' have to be stopped from beating themselves up somehow .....
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
No one was surprised to see the size of the sperm that came out of John Hamm's hammaconda.
After years of abuse, Lindsay Lohan's tonsil stones finally decide to unionize.
Even Twinkie Fillings are filing for unemployment these days.
In the 80's, didn't we ALL have a mesh tank (or 7) of various neon colors to match the multiple shoelaces in each shoe?
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Go Verb Yourself!
Jessica Simpson has a staff (staph?) meeting with her man's sperm, telling them they have 4 million reasons to stick to her uterus!
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
Charlie Sheen's fans come out to his 'Hug a limp dong' day in support of blow peens everywhere.
Who wants melted ice cream?!?