Night Crumbs
Jessica Simpson's daughter has already mastered the "step off " glare and it's going to come in handy for when she's a big sister - Popsugar
Katie Holmes is wearing the fanciest bib I've ever seen - Lainey Gossip
Thanks to the crazy pro-Romney and anti-gay marriage letter she wrote, Jane Pitt is finally getting an Angie-less Christmas this year - Celebitchy
How did Katie Price not immediately burst into flames from the side-eye and pout the bronzed unicorn on the right is throwing? - Hollywood Tuna
Is a Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone sex scene a straight dude and lesbian's wet dream or wet nightmare come to life? - The Superficial
The only thing I got from the trailer for the second season of Girls is that during my ravers days I had that same yellow tank top Lena Dunham is wearing. I hate how the Internet makes you admit shit you wished you forgot about - Towleroad
Oh, how I wish this was Evan Longoria in lingerie instead - Drunken Stepfather
TWIST! Today's episode of "Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car" won't be seen so that we can bring you a very special episode of "Hilary Duff Walks AWAY From Her Car" - Popoholic
Jessica Biel is probably going to be a serial killer when she grows up - IDLYITW
Is #19 wearing panties made of pubes? I still would - The Berry
And somewhere in her prenup, I'm sure Miley Cyrus will state that she's willing to give up full custody of Billy Ray Cyrus - ICYDK
To think, only a few years ago this headline would've read: Sienna Miller - I Would Wreck A Marriage Every Day! - Just Jared
Um, I've been sending Christmas card farts for years - OMG Blog
Even the side-eyes come in bulk at Costco - Crunk + Disorderly
Are we sure this isn't Jenelle from Teen Mom? - Hollywood Rag
Something to hold you over until the Honey Boo Boo Christmas Special - Cityrag
Even Isla Fisher is embarrassed by Sacha Baron Cohen - I'm Not Obsessed
Cut to 9 months later when Wonky McValtrex gives birth to a lazy-eyed troll wearing a diamond grill - Celebslam
The legendary butter dance gets the Adele treatment - Videogum


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Ah, Angelina's just tired of Jane only letting the white kids inside at Christmas and insisting that the "little brown ones" stay on the back porch with some Slim-Jims and juice boxes because "their kind doesn't celebrate Baby Jesus's birthday anyway."
Maxwell is cute, for now, but unfortunately she looks like her father. I've seen kids change dramatically and take after the other parent once they get a little older and for her sake, I hope that will be the case.
Jessica looks great and that babe of hers is beyond adorable.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Lol Foxxy, you DO NOT have soft putty in the trunk department! I imagine you sit and bounce, baby! ;p Went out yesterday and when I got back (foolishly) started doing a lab, once I get started I want to finish it. Fell asleep at the desk, hahaha I'll get some reading in the next 10 days or so! Your weekends sound fun btw!
You need some Christmas bell-bottoms Foxxy, hehehe
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@ Within -- i hope you are resting and getting your study on in comfort! happy as a lohan at a smirnoff dunk here -- rainy, stormy day; nowhere i have to go but a quick grocery trip; lot of good college football; books to read; movies to watch. i plan on sitting on my ass so long today it's going to look like that woman's with the backwards implants ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Yo Foxxy, yo Foxxy, IKR? Everyone's been subjected to shit from nutjob rels over turkey and stuffing! lol Best to fill your mouth (aka trough) with mashed potatoes and gravy and when you're done, start to work on the pie. OH LOOK NANAIMO BARS, LOL How you doing today Foxxy mamma?
Have to say again, that little Maxie is adowable. Look at the booties, hahaha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 4:16pm.
yeah, you are right Within. EVERYBODY, especially dlisters, has to deal with "crazy family arguments but you draw the line at listening to them harp on and on especially if they spew hate"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What a pretty baby Maxie is! Her "step off glare" game is top-notch! lolol <3
As for Brad's mother, I almost said Angie suck it up and go for Brad and the kids. Everyone puts up with crazy family arguments but you draw the line at listening to them harp on and on especially if they spew hate. Too bad if J. Pitt values her views over being with family. Holidays are for spending quality time with loved ones, not for pushing agenda. Team Angie on this one. (I know, the horror!)
And I wish that was Evan Longoria in skimpy lingerie too, MK, he got some sexy muscle thighs, nomnomnom HAHAHA
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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 3:55pm.
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#1 So basically you are saying Jane Pitt couldn't possibly known this would happen??? She has a very famous son who has taken a pro-gay stance over and over and over again and even donated money to fight prop 8 and then she writes a bigoted anti-gay piece for the local newspaper and NEVER THOUGHT the media would pick it up??? Are you claiming Jane Pitt is the most naive person to ever exist or is just "new" to planet fucking earth? OF COURSE SHE KNEW!!!
#2 Because I call you a troll? You ARE a troll bitch! MK is the one that has banned you 20 times not me. But the fact that you just keep creating new alias when MK has made it crystal clear that you're not welcome here proves you're a troll! How is calling a spade a spade acting like I have power? MK is the one with the power to ban and he has banned your trolling ass like 20 times!
#3 Most of my friends are women. Don't get mad at me just because I point out the TRUTH that your vagina is all dried up and your hubby can no longer get erections for your sandpaper vagina.
Nice job playing the straight card too bitch. You are so fucking persecuted! ;-)
Nice camel toe, Paris.
Does she not own a full-length mirror?
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 3:32pm.
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#1 EXACTLY....Jane KNEW it would be picked up everywhere because of her son. She could have submitted anonymously or used a pseudonym if she wanted to express her bigotry and had it remain local but instead she USED her son's fame to spread it.
#2 I never claimed I run this website you troll.
#3 I have never been banned. MK has banned you like 20 times in the last 2 months. Clearly he doesn't want you here and nor do many of the members you trolling banned alias creating dried up bitch!
Glambert:
1. Jane Pitt wrote as a citizen to her paper. I don't exactly call Springfield Missouri nationwide. Someone picked up on her name and then made her opinion well known.
She was then targeted with hate-filled threats to her life from gay groups. What do you call that? Death threats from gays for her opinion. That is intolerance.
2. You don't run this website. You don't know shit about who is what.
3. You are the last person who needs to judge others. Take a look in the mirror. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 2:38pm.
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#1 Just because it is free speech doesn't mean it's not bigoted.
#2 I'm just guessing here but I think Angelina is probably more pissed off that Jane Pitt used her son's fame to parlay what would normally stayed a local op-ed piece into a story that got attention from all around the world. Using her son's fame to spread her bigoted message to the masses isn't a cool thing to do especially when her son doesn't share her bigoted views.
#3 You're a troll and have been banned so many times from this website.
security camera footage of no use - cameras not directed toward area of the Aubry-Fisticuffs Frog [tm Kizzy] fight:
http://www.celebitchy.com/265712/gabriel_aubrys_beatdown_was_not_caught_...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Jane Pitt’s opinion said: “any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.”
Obama is “a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage,” she says before reminding readers that voting is a “sacred privilege and a serious responsibility.”
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Jane is not a bigot nor is she trash. She exercised her free speech rights like every other American is allowed to do.
Many children have opinions differing from their in-laws and parents and they get together during the holidays for the chance to have their children spend time with their grandparents and share good times.
that is one of the best photos i've seen of her in a while. looks like she's has lost weight. those thighs look just right for her body type.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Jessica Simpson's baby is so freaking cute. I just want to OM NOM NOM on those cheeks. I can't figure out which celeb baby is cuter: Maxwell Drew Johnson, Harper Beckham, or Louis Bullock.
I'm actually with Angie on this one: as has been said, Jane Pitt knew that this was going to get attention. She incurred a ton of drama and press for her son and his family, who get enough attention as it is. She embarrassed everyone in her family and caused a lot of flack. For what, exactly? What did she accomplish?
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At least this time around Jess doesn't have to deal with any snark from her supposedly right-winged-religious-former-preacher dad. Seeing how he's gay and divorcing her mom. Maxie is super cute though. She should dump that baby daddy though. Talk about dead weight.
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Jane Pitt is getting what she deserves. She knew very well when she wrote that bigoted trash for her local paper that it would get worldwide coverage because of her son.
I certainly think Angelina has right to be pissed off about that. Jane should have kept her bigoted thoughts to herself but instead she purposely rocked the boat.
Whoopsie! Wrong thread. LiLo is saying that she was set up. No, really! She says she never hit anyone and that she was just trying to find a purse full of money!! Oh and of course, the security tapes in the club are too fuzzy to tell what happened.
I smell a skate. Again.
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The Jolie verses Pitt feud...I bet Jane wishes Angie would be as patient and considerate with her boyfriends mother's religious and political views as she is while visiting every other country on earth. It's a shame that both have such polar opinions politically, being so far left you intrude on others rights to believe as they wish is horrible thing to do as well as being so far right you can't separate church from state. We need a stronger 3rd party or this family just isn't going to make it. lol!
What would also be nice is a president who's willing to not just blow gay bubbles out his ass of "what he now personally believes" blah, blah yadda yadda, during an election year, but a president who will actually do something about the same sex marriage ban being unconstitutional (Federal) not "a state issue" pfft!
I don't care how much I snark on Jessica, but holy hell, her baby is GORGEOUSLY cute. What a pretty.
I can tell her new baby has a mystery daddy. So that's gonna be fun. Crossing my fingers that she stole Nick Lachey's sperm.
Rather disappointing Shirtless Friday at The Berry.
Interesting perspective from the posters on the show "Girls". Thanks for answering that one.
I have to agree with Dark Knight - when I watched an episode, I thought the same thing, which was "Wow, was I really that much of an ass?". Chances are, I probably was.
I saw this episode where William H. Macy was having sex with the lead character's Mom in the shower. He slipped and fell on the bathroom floor. That lead character chick had to help drag her Dad's naked body out of the bathroom and into the bedroom! I felt kind of sorry for her.
Anyway, not sure I would catch it again. I also agree with Orangina. I think I am just too old for it at this point. It would definitely grate on me.
What's up with that whack ass butter dance lady? LOL!
And, well, Jess may still be a bit chubby. However, let's get real. When she realizes what a career improvement it will be to get back in shape, she will do it. She did not get to this point just being a lazy ass. She will do it if she thinks she will get something out of it. I cannot imagine it will be easy to run around with her kids carrying extra weight?
Wow Katie Holms actually looks happy! I saw the picture of her in this dress at gofugyourself and all the bitches over there were like "I don't even recognize that person." Duh because she looks really really happy. Not pretend happy. She isn't all drawn and saggy and worried looking. It really worked. She unlocked the chip in her head and she's a real actual living human being again and not a Tommy Zombie. A Tombie. She's not a Tombie anymore. Warms the cold cockles of me 'art, it does!
Jessica is scarfing buttered and probably butter fried pop tarts as we speak. Hell, she's probably eating loads of fried toaster strudels. Weight watchers should fire her.
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Jessica was dumb in the first place for ever signing up to be a WW spokesperson. Maybe it was to give her motivation and fame? (Look how it's improved J-Huds career!) But she is not meant to ever be skinny. And to me she looks perfectly healthy most of the time.
Anyone who compares 'Girls' with 'The Hills' is seriously misguided.
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Reportedly the Jessica Simpson baby #2 wasn't planned. I find her getting pregnant again totally irresponsible when she had a weight loss contract. WW should use this as an opportunity to renegotiate and let her go. She was a bad choice from the start and there's no point in waiting 9 months to see her struggle through the loss again. Oh, and being a spokesperson for a program that promotes regular foods in small portions (and more fruits than carbs) but instead publicizing that you're doing a shake diet is ridiculous. That's not a spokesperson at all.
Um, WTF was with that butter dance?!!!
Why the long face, Penis? It's pretty clear by now that you're persona non grata wherever you go, racist cunt. I could whistle better songs out of my ass.
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Angie Jo is being a major ass. You dont shun family just because they dont vote or think along the same party lines as you. My husbands youngest bro was a rabid republican AND thought Rush Limberger was brilliant! That didnt stop me from enjoying his company during the holidays. And as her his mother...she had a firm 1950's mentality. But she is still a sweet person and the queen of milks shakes.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Baby Maxwell is super cute and Jess looks great. She's dressed like country come to town, as usual, but still. Great.
Who's the 16 year old skate punk with Paris Hilton? Did she run out of legal dudes to bang?
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Fuck "Girls", it sucks serious ass.
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Don't even bother watching it or getting into it. You'd be better off renting DVD's of "The Hills". Same dramatic high school/college bullshit, different city.
Hello Ms. Twatty, happy Friday to you (and everyone else here)
HBM -- kisses, hon!
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Paris Hilton looks like that little twink's mother.
And she looks kind of pretty. Did she get her nose done? Something is different...
Baby is freaking cute and so is the outfit. Not a fan of the bow, but whatever. I did that to my first baby, too.
She's no match for Harper Seven, though.
Her bebe isn't as fug as that Instagram pic she posted a few months back. Unfortunately she is still named Maxwell.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:18pm.
Oh, has anyone watched that TV show "Girls"? I watched it once, while in a hotel room (traveling on business). I did not hate it, but I was a bit confused as to what the "hook" of the show really was.
Does anyone like it...??
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The first time I watched it I HATED IT. The characters are very unlikable, very conceited, selfish, immature, and even stupid. Then it hit me, these girls are me when I was 18. Young and selfish thinking I knew everything. To me it's a very interesting perspective on the new generation of girls. It is easy to write them off as a lost cause but if you think about it we were all there once, trying to figure out who we are and what we see is right and wrong. It's a little crude but pretty funny sometimes. It's kinda like making fun of sex in the city by trying to emulate it but crashing horribly with the reality of life. Example, the main character is a writer but she is dead broke, and the sex scenes are very unsexy. I really like it, maybe I'm reading too much into it but I enjoy it immensely.
pushy -- hey, babe! Oh, yeah, Dean was hot stuff, but I still would have chosen Frank over Dean; Frank was my number one guy, I've always been in love with him. This is funny: when I was like 2-3 years old, my favorite show was "The Dean Martin Show" -- I was glued to the TV when Dean was on! I liked that music even then, and I still do now.
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Damn, have any of you been fat before? She's looks like she's in a much more normal weight range than before, or at least she's wearing more flattering clothes. She also looks like she lost some in the face. However I do think that she didn't lose it with WW, it wasn't that long ago when she was still considered to be fat, somethings gotta give.
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Oh, has anyone watched that TV show "Girls"? I watched it once, while in a hotel room (traveling on business). I did not hate it, but I was a bit confused as to what the "hook" of the show really was.
Does anyone like it...??
I cannot believe that I am sitting here, sick with a nasty cold, and I am STILL lusting after those shirtless men. I suppose you can never keep your libido down! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I so would with #19. Agreed, MK. Agreed.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:01pm.
Hi Twatty:) I was just getting off and checked this post. You have a wonderful night:)
and from last night---Dean was one sexy man with a sexy voice:)
Last night on Showbiz Tonight they gave Jessica a round of applause for being pregnant again. What is there to clap about? She is on a weight watchers contract and needs to fulfill it! Lose the weight ho lose the weight!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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In the 80's didn't we ALL own a mesh tank (or 7) of various neon colors to match the multiple shoe laces in each shoe? I thought that was standard...
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Orangina, FTW. The only thing more annoying than the show is when it gets mentioned on the blogs I love (hint, hint MK)