Open Post: Hosted By The Moment A Guy Found Out That He's A Powerball Jackpot Winner
Today, my beloved Uncle Mark and my beloved Aunt Sandy (I AM related to them somehow, I just know it!) accepted a check for $293,750,000 from Lottery officials for having one of two winning Powerball tickets. After taxes, they'll get around $136.5 million. Yes, Ancestry.com just crashed, because we're all on there to confirm that we're Uncle Mark and Aunt Sandy's niece or nephew.
The second winning ticket was bought in Arizona and the winner hasn't stepped forward yet, but apparently the winner is a dude from Maryland. Surveillance footage from a gas station in Maryland shows a guy walking in to check his lottery ticket. The clerk checks the ticket, which was bought in Arizona, and dude starts freaking out. Then he asks everyone if all six numbers match. We're not only possibly watching a lucky ho find out that he's just won more money than he knows what to do with, but we're also watching several people contemplate hitting him over the head with a blunt object, grabbing his ticket and running off to the local lottery office to collect the winnings in unmarked bills. You're not supposed to tell everyone you just won! That's now how you do it. You're supposed to quietly slip away and go home to delete your Facebook account, quit your job, quit your family, disconnect all your telephone lines and disappear. #getmoneyandrunbitch
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:24pm.
Pisces in my astrology! That's actually what I thought when someone mentioned it about a month ago.
I'm PSYCHIC too! :P
You lost me. :(
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 1:19pm.
I think the 10k are her hooking receipts. She sure charges that Vikram dude a lot to take a dump on her.
Yes, it all makes sense now. She needed that money for drugs to party with that dude from the band, she got nervous with Euroface busting her chops, the grey goose started to kick in and wham...a right hook to the face!
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somebody is getting some 24' titanium rims and a purple suit!
Why do I keep getting emails telling me I need to enlarge my penis???? My penis is fine! MAKE IT STOP!
Now some asshead will say,"I thought you were a chick!"
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litte_rascal, that was icky!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think the 10k are her hooking receipts. She sure charges that Vikram dude a lot to take a dump on her.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Doggy ♥
*looks guilty* Wanna see where I hide my dog biscuits?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Psl, I know but people SAW the cash! If she did have it, it was for her dealer cuz her credit is shot.
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Dog, we all know that is a lie because she doesn't have money.
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Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Rasc, was that nice?
GG, I think Satan has decided BloHan is an untouchable.
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*pees in Doggy's water bowl*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Dog, if Blowhan DOES end up getting her ass tossed in jail by some judge who actually does their job, I will take it as a sign that the Mayans were right and wait for the end.
Seriously, why do they let her go? Even RDJ went to the pokey for a few months.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, I'm shocked by this. Someone set up America's Sweetheart? How can this be???
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Dog, don't be the maluk!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LiLo is saying that she was set up. No, really! She says she never hit anyone and that she was just trying to find a purse full of money!! Oh and of course, the security tapes in the club are too fuzzy to tell what happened.
I smell a skate. Again.
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Where everybody be at? Clubbing? Drinking at a bar? A party? Getting a BJ? Riding some guys dick? Bangin' some chick/s? Reading Fifty Shades and fapping? Hmmm?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Leos and libras are my favorite people. I love all of the signs except for water particularly pisces and cancer......
"Aries needs to pursue"
This is the understatement of the YEAR. This dude is addicted to the chase.
I'm a Virgo (9/11 to be exact)...and I guess Aries is supposed to be Bad News Bears for me, but the sexual tension/chemistry between us is ridick to the point where I can barely speak in front of him without stumbling over my words!
I'm supposed to be compatible w. Caps, but dated one for 4-1/2 years and it was sort of a hot mess.
I'm jealous because Crazy Tom Cruise doesn't have a Santa hat like everyone else. :(
My music collection: Fiona Apple, Nelly Furtado, Rilo Kiley, Wilco, Miranda Lambert, Loretta Lynn, System of a Down, Andrea Bocelli, Aterciopelados (Latin Alternative band) Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Gossip, Tori Amos, Natalia LaFourcade (Mexican folk/pop singer) Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Dropkick Murphy's, Gogol Bordello, RHCP Joni Mitchell, The Beatles, TLC. I think I covered every genre... : )
Edited to add a few important artists. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:45pm.
good evening and have a good weekend all!
WOwl -- check out the 2 Starbucks Xmas cd's. they have an old school-ish one [Ella Fitzgerald, Dylan, Dean Martin, Peggy Lee, Mahalia Jackson, Diana Krall, Drifters, She & Him, etc etc] and a more alternative, modern, new artists one. guess which one i bought...
the Starbucks Xmas cd's are really good, maybe the old ones can be found on ebay
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Thanks Foxxy! I'll definitely check them out. : D
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Gnight JTROS
JTROS-
I pay for it to get it on my phone. I don't know what the free one is like, but for 10 bucks a month, I save a lot of money vs buying CDs.
Well, it's almost 12 am here & I'm about to turn into a pumpkin.
Night all!!
I have free Spotify...is it worth it to pay for it?
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:48am.
Cashew, the thing is, I am now neither HERE nor THERE with it. if someone makes a good case for a chart or reading, I am willing to go with it. And if someone argues that it is all total bullshit, I'm like - yeah, I see your point :)
Guess it's the Gemini thing. lol
And as far as Capricorn discipline - when I am working I am unshakeable But without a goal and parameters......ay yi yi.
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JTROS-
You could just get Spotify and listen to it all if you don't yet have it. It's amazing! OH and SomaFm.com! They have great, great music.
@TR and Cashew
I have Exodus (which I never get sick of) and love Motown and Motown-sounding music! I need more Stevie Wonder in my life, though.
I've got one song by The Weepies and had some bootleg CDs of Jurassic 5 and Blackalicious but can't find them because I've moved soooo much that things like CDs get lost in the shuffle.
JTROS-
I like the Weepies, J5, Liane LaHavas, Janelle Monae, Dawn Richard. Pink Martini, Sergio Mendez, Stereo Total and the Brazilian Girls are also mellow but fun. Of course Judy Collins and Fairport Convention.
JTROS, post surgery I would listen to something that made me feel strong and whole, like Bob Marley or Stevie Wonder or great Motown music or the Clash.
music reaches you so deeply, beyond simple speech and past where the ordinary memory can go. be sure you include music - maybe even Christmas music, considering the eason - that reaches into your oldest positive memories.
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I totally understand. I'm sometimes detached from what's going on astrologically, and I just say screw it. You do have to question it and be your own person. But I will always have these spontaneous thoughts in my head about what a person's sign could be and whatnot. Well, cappy asc is admirable. Very disciplined. I wish I had more of that.
At least he didn't steal All Eyez on Me.
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:02am.
Need some musical advice from my fellow Dlisters: looking for some relaxing, yet upbeat tunes for post-surgery downtime
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Bob Marley. Cliche, I know... I have a boxset of 4 cds that pretty much covers his whole career. I never get tired of listening to it!
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:33am.
You like Trampled by Turtles!? That's so awesome! Duluth basically shut down when they were on David Letterman earlier this year. I think you'll like Mason Jennings if you like all the other ones :)
Foxxy, I hope you have fun tonight!
I have had all the excitement I can handle for the night. Good night all
@ Cashew -- i'll have to check out these Band of Horses people bec i love Kings of Leon!
as for your Wu and Eazy E cd's being stolen? Thug Life! lol
gnite Cashew and PHM and all -- off to my geek fest ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@PHM & Foxxy
Saw Band of Horses when they opened for Kings of Leon and the consensus was BoH was WAY better than KoL. I almost got tickets to see Trampled by Turtles when I was going to be home for Summerfest, but I had to cancel plans :(. I'll have to check out Mason Jennings.
I will never forgive the asshole who stole my Wu-Tang Forever CD in college. I think he also stole my Eazy-E mixed tape (actually, it was a CD). Still gets me angry thinking about it!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:14am.
Oh, they'll get you one day! No, actually with what you describe, do stay away lol.
all good, PHM, my evening agenda is set forth below. hope you're well too!
Hey there Wham-a-lot!
/walking Sagittarius case study
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ JTROS -- if you like rap, esp The Wu The Wu Say Wu Tang! Wu Tang! check out the "Iron Fist" soundtrack. the fellas are still in fine form
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey Foxxy! How you doing tonight?
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:14am.
My taste seems to border on punk and folk lol. I love Avett Brothers! Have you heard of Manson Jennings? He is from Minneapolis and semi famous. Also Trampled By Turtles are another local band, but the border on Bluegrass. (I remember you have family in the area?) Band Of Horses. And for punk I like everything from the Vandals to the Aquabats to Distillers
hi PHM, hi T.R.!
awwwwwww, Cashew, i hope you feel better soon! red wine does have health benefits - FACT.
JTROS -- random musical suggestions from the pile of cd's across from the couch:
"Let Them Talk" - Hugh Laurie
"Funk This" - Chaka Khan
"To Wong Foo Thanks etc" soundtrack [careful, you might bust your stitches shaking yo ass in bed]
"Brenda Russell Greatest Hits"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Whamo
I have James Taylor and had Carole King's Tapestry (but havent seen it in awhile).
Those were my go-tos in high school :)
@PHM
My tastes are pretty diverse
I've got everything from Aimee Mann, The Avett Brothers, Buddy Guy, Duffy, Aretha, Mavis Staples, and Iron & Wine .... to John butler Trio, Johnny Cash, Massive Attack, Neko Case, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and The xx. With a bunch of rap and 90s music (and even country) thrown in for good measure.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:59pm.
as well as Pisces (swooooon). I always have crushes on Pisces-to the point that I feel so calm around them, but those idiots don't see it.
This made me laugh, because even though I don't read much into Sun signs, I actively avoid Pisces men. And yet for some reason their needy, "Poor me!" radar starts beeping when I enter the room.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:09am.
I am not at liberty to say ;) All I know is I tweeted "I think I know this person" And he tweeted back within a minute. Speaking of Aquarius assholes lol
Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:02am.
Not sure what you're into but for relaxing I like James Taylor or Carole King's Tapestry maybe?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:58pm.
Lol, was this a sober Twat?
Dog, you're on fire tonight.
I'm a Gemini with Capricorn rising....I think,
and a Virgo moon (legs crossed).
Actually, I know where all my planets are because I was really into astrology as a kid. And palm reading and numerology, too. Doesn't every kid go through a phase like that, though?
Then i was kind of married (at least I thought I was) to a Taurus atheist who absolutely beat the "woo woo" out of me (emotionally, not physically). NOTHING that wasn't absolutely proven by the scientific method ws permitted within a 500 ft radius.
I've been on the fence about astrology ever since. I guess it's a residual effect.
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Submitted by JTROS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 12:02am.
What type of music do you like?