Sunday, December 2nd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Britney Jean Spears (31)
Cassie Steele (23)
Nelly Furtado (34)
Monica Seles (39)
Wilson Jermaine Heredia (41)
Anthony "Treach" Criss (42)
Rena Sofer (44)
Lucy Liu (44)
Rick Savage (52)
Steven Bauer (56)
Stone Phillips (58)
Dan Butler (58)
Cathy Lee Crosby (66)
Julie Harris (87)

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Hang in there Britney, Justin will eventually divorce and be ready for you.
Julie Harris: great actress, but most of us Dlister horz old enough remember her as Val's TPT mom in Knot's Landing.

iHeartHaters's picture

Awww Michael K I think you secretly have a little bit of Brit Brit Stan in you! *double swoon*

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P.T.Bull's picture

Good god, she's 31? I feel like its been 31 years since her divorce.

mitzenmama--its always been her forehead that scared me. Fortunately they have concealed it in this photo.

mitzenmama's picture

Awww, I think Britney looks pretty good in that photo. But her teeth scare me a little.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

HB to Lucy Liu. I love her, she's great. Very beautiful in person. She could pass for much younger.

Happy Birthday to Julie Harris. She has a summer home in my hometown and she's absolutely lovely. Very kind and gracious.
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Mani6's picture

You made it to 31 Britney. *round of applause* HB to you then.

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Cake666's picture

She didn't age well, but at least she was pretty once..unlike Maniston.

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REDMOND's picture

Never thought Shitney would ever see 30. She looks older than Jennifer Aniston.

WinterOwl22's picture

Happy Birthday Nelly Furtado!

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LisaRose's picture

Been watching Brit since she was 11 which makes 20 years of my life! Jiminy!

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upstatestruggler's picture

Heh heh, her initials are BJS. As in blow jobs, plural

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excrement tale tattler's picture

That's actually a sweet picture of Britney.

Hard to believe the teen-queen is 31. Sheesh.

Get Serious's picture

Happy birthday to sh*tney. Hope you have a mentally un-bizarre day...

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Hockey fan's picture

Orangina and Miz Cyn--

That's what I thought too-- total rip off of Chelsea Handler. Not that I like her any better, but srsly. They're both annoying, loud, and not that funny. These women look fucking hard. Like 8 miles of gravel.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Happy Birthday to Brit-Brit and Treach!!!

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 3:48pm.
I think Brit might be using a tanning bed.
Her hands are not the hands of a 31 yr old.
Tanning beds are just like the sun.
Ages you fast.
Plus, I'm sure her meds aren't helping.
But ParisS is right, she has a beautiful smile.
Perfect and she's not blowing her lips up either.
Thank goodness!

Rem Koolhaas's picture

Shitney.

Ha gotta suck to be one of the B list celebs who was born on this day. They never get noticed.

soulks's picture

G'Day DListers! It is kind of a Britney (funny on SNL), Rick Savage, NellyF, and LucyL day isn't it?! HB to all born this beautiful Sunday!

"Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby"

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Kirakat's picture

Happy bday Lucy! Kill Bill is one of my favorites and she was awesome im that movie.
Happy bday to Britney! As lame as it sounds I actually liked Femme Fatale. I also like her hair in that pic. I've thought about getting bangs but ultimately decided I'd look like an ass. :(

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Cowjam's picture

Aw hell, no love for "BullDog"? I still love "Frasier", and I still think it was the best sitcom ever.

christine the hoff's picture

Gawd, when did Brit brit get 31????? fuck.

mike's picture

Happy Bday Julie Harris!

Dog's picture

She looks cute in that picture.

HB to Stone Phillips wherever you are.

HB to Steven Bauer.

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miz cynical's picture

@Orangina - seriously. No way that chick is younger than me! She looks at least 35. Maybe hanging around Chelsea Handler ages you prematurely?

miz cynical's picture

Hockey fan - I agree. Whitney Cummings is annoying and her NBC show sucked. Couldn't believe that they kept her on, but canceled BFF, whcih was actually funny and had potential. Plus, I'm pretty sure that she lies about her age.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Happy Birthday Lucy Liu, one of the most beautiful actresses around, one who deserves better roles. I absolutely love her freckled cheeks.

Event Horizon's picture

I think Kat Williams slaped the shit outta some kid at Target. Is MK gonna snark on this? Seems dlisted relevent...

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mefunigirl's picture

why do all these actresses look so HARD so early?
you would think with all the best beauty products and aestheticians their money could buy, they would look youthful forever.
I know they party hard and nothing ages a woman faster than alcohol, but I partied hard too and at 31 I still looked 21.
wth.

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bigorexia's picture

Happy birthday Britney! We love you!

Orangina's picture

@Hockey fan

I think it's hilarious that Whitney Cummings says she's only 30. Ha! And that new show she has that comes on right before Chelsea Lately is stupid because it's a complete rip-off of Chelsea's show. Literally, the exact same show. Why did they have to put them back to back?

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double post sorry

oh dave's picture

Poor Britney. It's so obvious that she is basically a robot. I think personally she was doing better when she was wearing the pink wig. At the height of her insanity she was still able to go out to the gas station (whatever) and now she can't even talk to anyone apparently without the risk of melting down right there, shaving her head and beating everyone with an umbrella? I don't get it? Are they going on the theory that she had some kind of psychotic break and can't ever get well? How come she can't go to court but she can "get married?"

Her true fans if she had any would bust her out of there. She's a prisoner and she's so mentally ill supposedly but they drug her up and prop her up instead of letting her go to Hawaii and chilling out until she feels like making a record or whatever. Not doing some will.i.cant shit either. He has her saying the word "shit" in her little cameo and "this is the shit" or whatever and it is shit. He needs to fuck off. He and Jermaine Dupri should form a elf supergroup.

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parissucksliterally's picture

As crappy as she looks now, she still has great teeth and a beautiful smile.

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megank's picture

Brit was cute when she was a teenager. She's really aged horribly. If I didn't grow up looking at her, I would think she's in her 40s.

Haribo's picture

And I agree with PSL...time flies. I remember 17yo Brit singing hit me baby one more time. Eh, everybody ages!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Haribo's picture

I think this pic of Brit is actually recent.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

parissucksliterally's picture

So crazy to me that Britney is 31. I remember when she was 19....

She looks cute in this pic. It has to be old, because she looks like hell now.

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soulfly16's picture

She's only 31??

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Happy birthday Britney, love ya! Stay sane.

salacious's picture

HB to BritBrit, I can't help but having a soft spot for her after knowing she was part of a huge machine that exploited her and drove her insane.

HB Nelly, I still like her first two records, that was when she presented herself as a singer/songwriter instead of a booty-shakin' mama.

HB to Lucy, you're fine in my book.

WithinReason...'s picture

HB Brit Brit, Nelly, Lucy and the other birthday sluts today!

No idea how Lucy looks exactly the same as 10 years ago. Gorgeous, lol

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 3:03pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 2:34pm.
Didn't Steven Bauer have a kid with Melanie Griffith? Maybe they were even married..not sure. I think he was between her fling and then marriage to Don Johnson.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 2:34pm.
Didn't Steven Bauer have a kid with Melanie Griffith? Maybe they were even married..not sure. I think he was between her fling and then marriage to Don Johnson.

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Yep, Steven Bauer and Melanie Griffith were married once and had a son together. He was great in "Scarface" with Al Pacino.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

fleur_de_lis's picture

HB to Rena Sofer, I wouldn't mind trading faces with you. Or Jennifer Connelly.

Britney does not look old, but this pic is not flattering. Must be the fringe and the overly tanned skin.

HB to Britney, Monica Seles and that hot slut Lucy Liu!

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Ms. Lizard's picture

I thought this pict. of Brit Brit was Dina Lohan at first. Sorry too much tanner.

Hockey fan's picture

Okay, off topic but has anyone else wondered why Whitney Cummings (the "comedian" and I use that term advisedly) has a career? I'm watching her stupid show and she's only mildly funny and her voice is so fucking annoying! Whey does she feel the need to PROJECT HER VOICE so much?? Jeezus, tone it down, you loud-ass bitch!