Sunday, December 2nd 2012

Hot Slut OF The Day!

Carine Felizardo, the newly crowned Miss Bumbum Brazil!

On Friday night in at a hotel in São Paulo , Brazil, 15 of the country's most delicate flowers all did what John Travolta does when he's in heat: bent over and assumed the "give me the Q-tip" position. The 15 booties competed for the most important title in beauty pageant history: Miss Bumbbum Brazil!

After all nalgas were tested for performance-enhancing butt implants and they all competed in the interview round (aka the fart smell test), the jury of five dudes and six women declared Carine Felizardo as having the best ass in all of Brazil. The 25-year-old with the award-winning ass cried as she accepted her check for around $2,500. Carine told the audience, "I am overwhelmed, very, very happy. I would like to thank those who voted for me, those who believed in me, my family, my friends." 

Yes, Kim Kartrashian, Nicki Minaj and CoCo have all used their triple stuffed asses to make millions of dollars, but does their butt have a crown? I didn't think so. All hail Miss Bumbum Brazil!

And seeing the pictures from Miss Bumbum Brazil is making me excited for the 2012 Miss Fupa America pageant*.

* The Miss Fupa America pageant doesn't exist, but it should.

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Cake666's picture

I think she has a fake ass on her face.
Bulldog much?

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bitter_sweet_33's picture

Yeah, this makes me proud of being a Brazilian...

fleawatch's picture

The check says Banco Ms. Bumbum......now that isa bank I want to leave all my deposits in!

soulfly16's picture

A bunch of horny guys who wanted to closely "inspect" their asses pooled in for the $2500. Big-breasted-assed bimbos fell for the shit and bared their asses.
The last pic is priceless.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Well...the prize money tells me that this was a low rent affair-that was staged by an upstart.There are meter maids in Brasil with nicer asses than these.I'm a leg man...and thick ass is a short girls game.At least show me something over 5'7". Imma' let the butter face and the busted extensions go...since that's (clearly) not what the contest was about.BTW:In a country that's more than half Black/Mestizo...how did this "contest" manage to (apparently) miss all of them? Then again...not being associated with a douchey train wreck of a show is a sign of better judgement.

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@Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 1:58am.

Brasilian economic ascendancy does not come at American expense.They are at a point where they now have to consider installing a more robust social safety net as well.That will cost.As for America...we are(hopefully)trying to figure out a system that works better than the crony capitalist / ponzi economy that allowed many to live a "prosperity lie"
for the last 25 years or so.

@Submitted by salacious on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 11:19pm.

Amen about Olivia O'Lovely...and Esperanza Gomez.

TexnDoc's picture

Once upon a time 5000 Brazilian Reals would have been 2,500 US dollars but it's getting to the point 5000 R would now cost you 5000 dollars. Their economy is killing ours and the dollar is becoming worthless. Forward!

salacious's picture

These asses don't do anything for me. I prefer Flower Tucci, Luscious Lopez or Olivia O'lovely's.

I expect for Jack and Raul to know who they are.

annobanano's picture

Oh come on - you see better asses at any beach in Brazil.

Now, we are thanking people for believing in our ability to have big asses. This is the reason that Martians haven't bothered to come down and kick our beforementioned asses - they don't want to be seen in this kind of neighborhood. Sad, sad, sad -

WinterOwl22's picture

Looks like a fake ass to me.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 8:06pm.
It looks like she's trying to drop a duce on the side walk...it had to be said!
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Hey now, an ass made (read contructed) for scat porn is still an ass made for...well, scat porn.
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

If that is a real ass then it is seriously misshapen and deformed.

Mani6's picture

She's a brick house...she's mighty mighty lettin' all hang out.

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iloveloureed's picture

Bumbum faz cocô.

Gardening Girl's picture

It looks like she's trying to drop a duce on the side walk...it had to be said!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

TelevisedRevolution's picture

nothing is real.

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OXA's picture

Ice thinks Coco was robbed.

Anonymouse73's picture

Rande...yeah, I distinctly remember the phrase "bounce a quarter off". Not my thing, but who am I to judge?

d-nice's picture

When a badonk is that pronounced it looks like they are on 4's when they are standing. That's what makes it freak of nature special...

mike's picture

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:37pm.

She disagreed with the judge's choice??

Yep, she likes them even rounder and more firm.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:37pm.

She disagreed with the judge's choice??

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:36pm.
*praying Migraineuse doesn't see this*

She hit it hours ago and had the reaction we expected.

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*praying Migraineuse doesn't see this*

Dog's picture

Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:14pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:54pm.
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Zam

Mike's a leg man???

Sha Zam? I thought the third option was your forte, so to speak?

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I have no idea what you mean. What third option?

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agirl's picture

"I want to thank everyone who believed in my ass." LOL

But for why didn't she thank Jeebus? You're supposed ta thank Jeebus FRIST!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:54pm.
Sha
Zam

Mike's a leg man???

Sha Zam? I thought the third option was your forte, so to speak?

The Mad Catter's picture

That's a hot ass! Looks like it could double as a nutcracker!

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Anonymouse73's picture

I can't stop staring at their CALVES. Jeebus.

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Sha
Zam

Mike's a leg man???

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Naughychimp's picture

I refuse to believe that those are not implants!

Whamo's picture

I'm a total ass man and the main shot butt looks nice but all those other butt shots do indeed make these chicks looks trannyish for sure. Maybe it's the way she's posing but that main shot....shhhhaaaawwwing

Ass looks nice but fake as hell. Her face is hurt though, she should also win first in the paper bag competition.

Fact : most light skinned girls in Brazil with a big butt have a fake butt. Besides, it is pretty obvious anyway. None of those butts look real. Just as Nicki Minaj's and KimK's are fake as hell.

Gardening Girl's picture

Yup, she was born a dude.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

GreenFairy's picture

Got to laugh at thumb four, with all the reporters sticking their mics in her face! What do you ask someone who just won an arse contest?

Anyway... Where is Coco's gross arse?

Those babes must spend all day doing leg presses, squats and deadlifts!

Suzy Farkis's picture

"I would like to thank those who voted for me, those who believed in me..." Can one really believe in a big ass, or any ass for that matter?

BaconSlut - that is some sweet entertainment. Surely you can find something that needs moving, even if it's from one side of the room to the other.

Mick's picture

The sight of all those female bums excites me no end.

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She's 25? Yikes! Nice butt though.

The winner of Miss Butterface.

purin's picture

Id hit that in a blink. She's hot

Gardening Girl's picture

I am short too but damn...my butt does not hang that low? Like they are moving south for the winter.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 5:08pm
Enjoy your view:) What a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I'm getting a much needed massage.

parissucksliterally's picture

Rascal, seriously! wtf? I am 42 and my ass is much higher than that! I don't have that fold look at all!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 5:00pm.

"BTW, I LOVE Miss Piggy!!!"

Me too! I want to be her when I grow up.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Those quads! She must squat twice her weight!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012