Monday, December 3rd 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

"Now THIS is what Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is supposed to sound like" said my ears after listening to DMX's version - Videogum

INJUSTICE! David Beckham says goodbye to the L.A. Galaxy and keeps his top on while doing so - Lainey Gossip

The Daily is dead - Towleroad

Hayden Pantyairs should probably stop by the nearest gas station to put some air into those deflating titty sacks - Hollywood Tuna 

Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes both need less Twitter in their lives - Celebitchy

Chris Brown is back on Twitter, but more importantly why is that sleeping bag attacking RiRi and why does it look like she has a black eye? - The Superficial 

Ciara still gets invited to events - Popoholic

Anne Hathaway isn't buying anything for herself next year and I wouldn't either if I got thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes for free - The Berry 

Marisa Miller is topless...pregnant...and posing in Allure - Drunken Stepfather

Um, when those Islamic protesters are done with their "KIM GO HOME" signs, can I borrow them? - IDLYITW

I really hope AC Slater did "The Slater Dance" at his wedding reception - Popsugar

Katherine (insert "hacking up a loogie" sound here) steps out with her new baby friend and that's nice and everything, but what is going on with her wavy Farrah Fawcett hair? - ICYDK

The new Harry Osborn looks like a young Leonardo DiCaprio - Just Jared

David Duchovny has done everyone including Minnie Driver - Celebslam

Howard Stern's got another $15 million paycheck - SOW

Is Bo Obama stoned? - Hollywood Rag 

Earnoying puppy - Cityrag

Kristen Stewart's dress looks like a doily covered in cum balls - I'm Not Obsessed

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Juniperjump's picture

Christ DMX is hot. soWood.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:41am.
Your catwoman as a 17 year old playing a gun moll in a community production of 'guys and dolls' was cringe-inducing.

She was AWFUL as Catwoman in the Dark Knight Rises, one of the worst things in an already terrible film. I'm baffled they keep trying to make her happen as a serious actress: bitch, you peaked in the Princess Diaries, gtfo.

ewesocrazy's picture

I've always found Anne Hathaway boring. Boring to look at, boring to watch. Now, I also find her pretentious, which contrasts the fact that every time I hear her name, I think of The Beverly Hillbillies.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:41am.

I'm with ya Kiki. Move over Gwennyth Fishsticks, there's a new bitch in town to loathe..

I saw her interviewed the other night and wanted to put my fist through my tv screen. Bug eyed pretentious cunt. Apparently, The dude that designed her wedding dress "literally" read her mind. Fuck off and go get a dictionary and look up the defintion of "literally" and bring the Kuntrashians with you. She is campaigning hard for an Oscar for Miz but will fail. Just because you starved yourself, chopped off your hair and croaked out some tunes does not mean Oscar worthy. Oh and then when they asked what was her first real meal after shooting the movie she said some REDICKulous menu of angel hair pasta in basil garlic infused oil and vegan chocolate cake ...if that isn't enough for you not to want to smack her then you are a saint.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I can't f-Ing stand goddamn Anne Hathaway and her barely concealed ED. Hey 'Annie'? Maybe if you concentrated more on your actual stunt training for TDKR maybe your stunt double wouldn't have been so glaringly obvious. Your catwoman as a 17 year old playing a gun moll in a community production of 'guys and dolls' was cringe-inducing. I also hope your mega Oscar campaign for ''Les Miserables' back fires. But I know I can't possibly be that lucky.
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Puppy Love's picture

I haven't listened to him in ages but I'm guessing Howard Stern still bitches about money and what he spent on this and that and how high this bill and that fucking bill was.

WithinReason...'s picture

Anne looks really good!

Hehehe that Bo vid is too adorable.

The kitty and puppy too. ☺

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:45pm.

Buh bye Posh. Don't let the door hit you in your bony ass on the way out.

Exactly. We're supposed to be all broken up that he won't be playing for the Galaxy or sitting at Lakers games and she won't be seeing local ED docs.

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Buh bye Posh. Don't let the door hit you in your bony ass on the way out.

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Daniee's picture

I think David & Minnie seem an odd duo as well.
David is an orginal ho for sure but at least his girlfriends are within 14 years of his own age. I've never heard of him with a teenager or anything even during his hyper ho days here in Vancouver where he was known at the clubs.

CashewTime.'s picture

Lol@the Islamic protesters saying "her visit could help spread vice among our youth." Tell us about it!

nurse_julie's picture

I wish Mulder was doing Scully instead of Minnie!

GingeMinge's picture

Hayden is gross, Ciara looks like a tranny, and KStew needs to stop raiding goth memaw's closet. That is all.

Orangina's picture

@TexnDoc

Haha! Yeah she's pretty much a has been but now that she's fucking David Duchuvny, I bet he'll get her a role on Californiacation. Fuck yer way back into relevancy, Minnie!

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<"Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 7:26pm.
Doesn't that suck that Minnie Driver is named Minnie?">

Bubble: "Mini Driver? Is it a dwarf?"
She was a good sport on AbFab, letting Jennifer Saunders write her as sort of a has-been publicity hungry spoiled celebrity, like Blohan come to think of it. And Minnie cleared out all Eddy and Patsy's designer clothes and made off with them when Eddy and Pats were locked in Eddy's new panic room.

Orangina's picture

@Webberbear

Amelia's better than Minnie. Minnie sounds like she has a Disney fetish. At least she didnt name herself Disney. If I ever met someone with the first name Disney, I would be sad for them.

Mani6's picture

I don't know Rihanna but somehow or somewhere all this tweeting and shoving your sex moves with CB again in everyone's face is going to end up biting you right in the ass.

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Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 7:26pm.
Doesn't that suck that Minnie Driver is named Minnie?

Eh, doesn't bother her, if it did, she'd go by her birth name, Amelia. ;D

Mani6's picture

To Kristen Stewart, the movie has already premiered so really there's no further need to continue in this fake relationship anymore. GO OUT AND GET SOME!

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Orangina's picture

Doesn't that suck that Minnie Driver is named Minnie?

Lucifer_Sam's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMPKeG_j7QY

This track barely validates DMX's existence. Barely. And that's only because Aaliyah is on it and she is perfection.

Gardening Girl's picture

LA has a soccer team???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

TexnDoc's picture

I'll be happy to see The Beckhams depart Los Angeles and the country for wherever. I remember being pissed at the ridiculousness of her alerting the press she was going nursery school shopping and between her entourage and the paparazzi there was a caravan of about a dozen SUVs going from school to school, that bitch. Yeah then go to your global warming benefit with Sting.

Hekki's picture

For a split second I thought that was Darryl Strawberry.

Naughychimp's picture

Heigl has the same taste as a 58 year-old Dallas housewife.

Minnie Driver = too skinny. And I didn't realise that Tea & David Duchovny actually got their divorce!

Nice photoshop, Ann Hathaway. You almost look not ugly. Almost. And big woot you're not buying anything "for the rest of the year." It's freakin' December, already.

Marissa Miller: rockin' body and hair, but manface.

I hate Howard Stern. The thought that he gets another $15 million pisses me off.

LMA618's picture

Hayden doesn't look too good,for what 22? I've tried watching Nashville,and it really just belongs on Lifetime.

joe shmoe's picture

David Duchovny is banging Minnie Driver? Reeeaally? He seems so laid back and she looks like she's wound tighter than the girdle on a minister's wife at a pancake breakfast. (<--- finally a chance to use this)

I can't believe he and Tea Leonie divorced. They were a cute couple. Damn those sex addictions.

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I rewatched the Nashville scene with Hayden (@~min 27) because after seeing the pictures on the website I thought, "oh please, that was photoshopped I don't remember seeing that". Well, that was NOT photoshopped, I guess I just wasn't staring at her breasts the whole time like this blogger. Right at the end of the scene when she walks out you really do see this: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?page_id=65069&id=hayden_panettiere_fake_bo...

Now whether that deformity is a result of fake breasts I'm not sure, but there is definitely a deformity and my natural breasts have never done that.

Side note: I'm kind of over hearing people talk about girls with fake breasts as if they're less attractive (especially when the girl is obviously attractive--not talking about Hayden here). Mostly because the girls who frame it in that way wear a ton of makeup, have had braces, fake tan, color their hair, etc. They're fake in their own way, they just didn't have surgery on their chest. And some aren't fake but they're ugly so they try to hate on girls with breasts because they're natural so they must be better, despite being totally fugly.

snowpiece's picture

ewww the pantytrolls boobs!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Looks like Hayden has pectus excavatum.

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snowpiece's picture

Um, when those Islamic protesters are done with their "KIM GO HOME" signs, can I borrow them?

LMAO MK

Ugh you know what I think I'm finally over Rihanna, LOL, plus I heard a really annoying Xmas song in H&M just now and I'm pretty sure it was her. Something like "All I want for Xmas is a good beat down"

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

parissucksliterally's picture

Rhianna and chris Brown. I posted this last night. Thr two of them are fucking sickening. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LEAVE YOU ALONE, STOP TWEETING THIS SHIT!!!!!

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JTROS's picture

Heigl has the worst taste in sunglasses. Those sunglasses, in addition to her bad haircut, make her look about 30 years older than she actually is. Not the look, honey.

SoMissDelicious's picture

Dmx is my hero

Lol @ kim go home

TelevisedRevolution's picture

CB/Riri image reads as "He put her in a body bag."

Don't tell me this shit is accidental.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

I used to love DMX. He is cray cray though.

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johnnysgirl's picture

Oh dear - Hayden Pannawhatever's tits are doing the same weird thing that Tori Spelling's do. YIKES!! Not good!

Webberbear's picture

Hey Now - and a Ta-Ta-Toothy, Ma-Ma-Monkey, Sma-Sma-Smelly to y'all!