Is Creepy Doug Kissing Courtney Stodden Or A Wax Real Doll?
That's a trick question.
The King of Thailand's 85th birthday was celebrated during the Muay Thai Championship Fights in L.A. over the weekend, and the King of Thailand couldn't make it because he didn't have enough miles, so they invited the closest thing they could get to Thai royalty: Courtney Stodden! Doug Hutchison, who looks like if a zombie Efren Ramirez played Aileen Wuornos in Monster, escorted his child bride to the fights and he stood back while his wife showed the people how a true lady of elegance does it.
A true lady wears fake eyelashes made from a dust brush's dirty bristles. A true lady wears every padded bra in her drawer so that her tits look like two Cornish game hens wearing full diapers. A true lady makes a luxurious stole from Ikea sheepskin rugs. A true lady wears exquisite lucite heels ALWAYS and a gorgeous $12 gown from Joyce Leslie. Those bra straps just top the whole look off.
And I'm pretty sure Doug is trying hard to get an audition for The Walking Dead.
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I feel bad for the poor thing. I dunno what she's doing to cope with this path she decided to take but it looks like it wiped her brain. Those eyes freak me out.
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Is it bad that I wanna tie a hefty bag around this bitches' neck REALLY tight? And who exactly does ole Dougie boy think he's foolin anyway? That guy has pinged my gaydar since the green mile, what do you guys think? I've been living out in Montana for the last five years and I wanna make sure my gaydar isn't broke!!
Courtney and a wax doll aren't one in the same???? Color me surprised!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
OK, now that she is 18 again - for the 17th time), let me ask someone that knows this...
What the FUCK has this trick done to herself NOW? She looks like a completely different person!
House of Wax much, bitch?!
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They are both f**king WEIRD!
She forgot to wear her arm snake bracelet...
“If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.”
― Thomas Jefferson
This girl is on pillllzzzzzzz. Those are some lost eyes!
They may have different agendas but they share the cray-cray.
You know an event is cheap when you can see the edges of the "step and repeat" banner in every red carpet photo.
Trust me, the guy isn't a method actor by no means, but he was a pretty decent character actor. Wish he would stop with the charade. Everyone knows this is a charade to further her career. She isn't sleeping with him evident by the separate living arrangements during the taping of the couples reality show. All Fake.
She as all the makings of a great porn actress. That's as far as she is going to get. So why did he tank his career for that?
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
@Harlow, I see you saw the same...but she looks better w/o the red lipstick; she's aged enough, that's just adding to it. IMO.... I mean I think she's like, 17? not the time. Cute on Shayne though.
@Helena --- it's because now his pedobear image has completely eclipsed his acting talent and past work. They really wanted to be famous, but instead they got infamy and it destroyed his legit career.
They asked for it though. They're the ones who brought it to the attention of the media when they married. He was a little known supporting/character actor type. No one really would have noticed he'd gotten married and if they'd waited to marry or just kept her under wraps for a couple of years or she hadn't been so hypersexual I don't think there would have been such a public outcry. But they asked for it. They thought it was their golden ticket to fame and I don't think they anticipated the public backlash because none of the adults in this situation are thinking like adults.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Dunno if anyone's said this but she's obvs trying out the Shayne Lamas look since Couples Therapy. Sad....just shows (again) how immature she is. Oh, and fake.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 10:36am.
Jesus H Christ, that is THIGH, not LABIA! Inner thigh skin that is squished by the leg cross. Do you guys have 0% body fat, no experience with crossing your legs, or no knowledge of anatomy? Calm down!
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Hahahahaha I'll second that.
Helena, he was supremely creepy in the X-Files. That character gave me the shivers.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Jesus H Christ, that is THIGH, not LABIA! Inner thigh skin that is squished by the leg cross. Do you guys have 0% body fat, no experience with crossing your legs, or no knowledge of anatomy? Calm down!
That being said, the dress is too short, as an avid X-phile I adore Doug...and Courtney is okay with me today simply because she is not Lindsay...even though her parents suck too.
"This world is a whore."
Ooh! Dougie's chunky heeled boots look like they're from the Tommy Girl "Napoleon Complex" collection!
Okay, so, admittedly, I'm crazy slow on the uptake here, but I did not realize that this dude was the actor Doug Hutchison. I thought he was just a creeper fame whore—which, arguably, is exactly what he is—but he's also an accomplished actor. I was obsessed with The X-Files in the mid-'90s and he played the character Eugene Victor Tooms in two completely excellent episodes in the first season. This whole time, I'd occasionally think to myself, "I don't know who this fuckin' guy is, but he sure looks like the guy from 'Squeeze'." And it fucking IS him. Holy shit. And he's appeared in tons of other reputable television shows and films over the years; I'm wondering how his marriage to the nubile Iguana Goddess has hindered his career? So, like I said, wow, get there faster, Helena, but this just blew my mind. Don't know what to do with this information.
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Devil's advocate.
She's one of those creepy people who kiss with their eyes open. Ewwww...
I swear, this woman cannot be 18. She looks mid 30's and also looks as if she has been under the knife a few dozen times.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
I feel sorry for her. To me, she's a lost little girl betrayed by parents abdicating their duties.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Hmmmm, hate to go all Dr. Frist here, but I'm gonna go ahead and diagnose Percy as a MAJOR pot smoker. Like a 10 joint a day smoker. Like he lights up before sitting up in the morning and falls asleep at night with one in hand.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Stupidity is not, and never will be, sexy!
and they both have hookah heels!
That thumbnail with her legs crossed- what is that hanging down? Labia? Peen? Thigh tumour?
I wonder if these 2 jackasses realize how pathetic and all-around eepy-cray they are?
Still feel sorry for her. What chance at an actual fucking life did she ever have? Anybody need any further evidence that "beauty" is bullshit?
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Her mother should be shot. Twice in case the bullet bounced off her rubber face. Whoring out that stupid girl should be a criminal offence. He makes me literally shudder.
If I ever need to throw up, say accidently eat poison, I shall keep the kissing photo in my first aid box.
@ parissucksliterally
She was looking so much better with the softer makeup. Why did she go back to this shitty look? She looks like she could be Angelyne's sister.
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Ha. That's what I told my boyfriend yesterday when we saw pictures of her. I said she's on a one way ticket to becoming the next Angelyne.
She was looking so much better with the softer makeup. Why did she go back to this shitty look? She looks like she could be Angelyne's sister.
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I guess one Heidi Montag wasn't enough.
Everyone else is wearing jeans and she's in her Dollar Store glamour-in-a-bag getup. Good Lord.
How does one even walk in those shoes...
So Doug wanted a living blow-up doll and Courtney wanted to find a man who'd take her along for a ride to fame. In all of this, the mother was A-ok with her teenage daughter (who likely has serious issues) marrying a middle-age man (who also likely has serious issues) instead of going to family counseling STAT.
I can't help but be disturbed by this shit.
What in Tommygirl hell are those shoes he's wearing?
She looks better because she copied Shane's make up style after being around her in couples therapy. She was doing a tan, dark eye, frosted pink lip which made her look horrible. Now she's doing lighter skin, light or nude eye with dark liner, and red lip..not necessarily surgery.
It's like Hugh Hefner and his current squeeze. Only that Courtney and Doug are a tad bit creepier. She could be pretty if she stopped trying to act/look like a prostitot.
Those eyelashes look like they're made of millipedes.
Disturbing.
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"Sometimes, dead is better."
-Pet Semetary
What the fuck is with her nose? It's been whittled down to a nub with nostrils. Talk about bargain basement work.
Will somebody please tell Mr and Mrs Weirdo that nobody wants to see them kissing.
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Tigerlilly - no. Thats two thighs. I have a vagina and thighs, so I know what both look like. I promise you. I would bet my family's life on it because its so very much not an "unshaven poon lip".....:::shiver::: That phrase really creeped me out.
holy jesus #9. the makeup. the horror.
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Thanks Virgin Queen!! I will let you all know any updates in Open Post (todays or tomorrows).
Sorry to hijack the Iguana post with this.
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- Hysteria
LA, she's probably hungry and scared. She doesn't seem hurt, does she? She might be cold, being so thin, so you could try a heating pad or hot water bottle.
If your friend doesn't take her, I'll leave you a message in tomorrow's Open Post if I can get any references.
Her top half is always 40 year old hooker and her bottom half is always 9 year old child in mommy's shoes.