Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 3, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Austin Cooper, a student at Central Florida University who using the holy power of man nipples to protest against a crazy fundamentalist preacher.

This video was uploaded to YouTube over a year ago and it started making the rounds last week, but it’s never too late to pay homage to a dude who knows how to handle a crazy bitch. When a fundamentalist preacher started spewing shit-covered dumbness from his mouth, Austin Cooper silently responded by stripping down and laying down the sex on the lawn. The preacher then mouth farts out some serious logic when he says that Austin’s half-naked body is turning straight ladies into lesbians. That makes sense! Dumb bitch.

If anything, Austin is turning a temporary straight into a gay dude again. I mean, when I stared at the preacher looking like a chorus member from an Amish production of Newsies, I turned straight for a minute. But when Austin took his clothes off, I turned gay again.

And you know, this preacher should also get HSOTD honors, because bitch says some funny shit.

via Towleroad

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