Monday, December 3rd 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Austin Cooper, a student at Central Florida University who using the holy power of man nipples to protest against a crazy fundamentalist preacher.

This video was uploaded to YouTube over a year ago and it started making the rounds last week, but it's never too late to pay homage to a dude who knows how to handle a crazy bitch. When a fundamentalist preacher started spewing shit-covered dumbness from his mouth, Austin Cooper silently responded by stripping down and laying down the sex on the lawn. The preacher then mouth farts out some serious logic when he says that Austin's half-naked body is turning straight ladies into lesbians. That makes sense! Dumb bitch.

If anything, Austin is turning a temporary straight into a gay dude again. I mean, when I stared at the preacher looking like a chorus member from an Amish production of Newsies, I turned straight for a minute. But when Austin took his clothes off, I turned gay again.

And you know, this preacher should also get HSOTD honors, because bitch says some funny shit.

via Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


emibean's picture

This is brother Micah. He came to my campus while I was a freshman. He got a permit from the university to preach everyday for a week and spew hate at all the passing students (most minding their own business)...declaring them hellbound, sluts, & hypocrites. Meanwhile, his wife stood back and videotaped the entire thing.

Turns out, they basically harass students, to the point of confrontation and then sue the school if someone reacts physically toward him. Thats how they fund their preaching tour across USA college campuses.

Our visit was in 2007, but apparently he came back every year. Hes all over you-tube.

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 6:09pm
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Your bitter hatred brings me joy!!!

What a wretched and pathetic life you must live.

suckandfuck's picture

This man in the shorts needs to lie down on my mouth.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 1:07pm.
THE PARTY ENDS IN HELL, SINNERS!! I call shotgun.

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PARTAY AT SWEETASS' HOUSE! *streaks* woo-hooooo ;p

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LOL Loser got heckled by the crowd and definitely looked like he felt something moving down there when the guy started stripping HAHAHAHAHA Good for Austin and the other students. :D

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Poopele's picture

I'm a five O'clock Happy Hourist and damn proud of it.

Oh wow, Preacher Micah. He used to troll around my college campus and I haven't seen him in a bit. That man gets around. He's obnoxious.

MundoLoco's picture

Shut your hole, cock monster.

Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 6:09pm.
Hmm, where are all the self righteous libtards screaming INTOLERANCE to this man's beliefs? If it were a muslim screaming that shit, you'd all be protecting his right to his beliefs.

Fuck you hypocrites.

MundoLoco's picture

ahahahaha!!!!

Cookie_Monster_'s picture

Hmm, where are all the self righteous libtards screaming INTOLERANCE to this man's beliefs? If it were a muslim screaming that shit, you'd all be protecting his right to his beliefs.

Fuck you hypocrites.

I know it's already been said and we all agree but YES I'd hit it.

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Where was all this nekkidity when *I* was in college?!

*slaps Sallie Mae*

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Mr. Peterson's picture

@ JTROS, yes i think it was Sister Sarah! And Scanner Dan--I used that as a screen name once,lol. I worked at the Brathaus in college (now state street brats, blah). Lotsa crazies came in there.

the original bellaluna's picture

Thank you, Michael K, for my first LOL of the day. The cats are looking at me funny.

Did you see the way that "Amish Newsie chorus-member" (priceless, btw) jumped when the HSOTD laid down behind him? And dude who's filming who shouts "Leave the underwear ON!" That's a whole lot of funny in just 48 seconds.

I've gotta watch this again!

Glambert's picture

That blue marshmallow fundie dressed out of the 1920's is way more likely to turn girls into lesbians then the hot slut of the day is!

I did this at my college back in 98 in front of a preacher... Or was it 97? I any case, it was before every stunt got recorded on someone's phone, so I only have the sweet memory up here. Chuckle.

Sweetas's picture

THE PARTY ENDS IN HELL, SINNERS!! I call shotgun.

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Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 11:21am.

Wow, bringing back old memories of people preaching on campus. UMadison had quite a few of these "personalities" in my day....Sister Somebody was one of them.
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Detective_LaToya's picture

Jed Smock and his wife Sister Sally always brought the cray-cray to our campus.

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JTROS's picture

There's this really annoying guy who sits outside of Old Navy on State Street in Chicago with a portable loudspeaker.

He literally says EVERYONE is going to hell. If you smoke, you're going to hell...If you're a "homo-sexshul", you're going to hell...If you fornicate, you're going to hell...If you swear, you're going to hell...If you have hate in your heart, you're going to hell.

That last one always cracked me up. I told him once as I walked past - "looks like you'll be joining the rest of us heathens in hell, then!"

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Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 11:21am.
Wow, bringing back old memories of people preaching on campus. UMadison had quite a few of these "personalities" in my day....Sister Somebody was one of them.
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Sister Sarah?

There's a Rev. Ted, too, I think.

My personal favs are: Scanner Dan (he thinks everyone is Jewish) & Tunnel Bob (who stalks women in libraries and student unions.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Damn, my only regret during my slut years was that I didn't hit it with more fit, virile looking dudes like Austin here. I was into the sensitive boy types -- good for drama, NOT good for sexy times.

cprincess's picture

No looking at too many men like Mr Lardass Amish there is turning us all lesbian....
The boy who striped down switched me back right away....come here little boy..licks lips......
Ya know the only thing wrong with a 20 year old is that he's not 19!

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Green Is Good's picture

Now that's HOT!

Detective_LaToya's picture

OMG He's right! He's right! I became a lesbian just from watching that. Whatever shall I tell Mr. DLT?!

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I went to a Christian school in Arkansas. Proselytizing, protesting, or any kind of public speech on campus was prohibited. The church of Christ doesn't believe in the first amendment.

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Darknight's picture

The only way to fight the crazy is with crazy, it's the only language they understand.

The man boobs in this video are out of control. Is that why preacher man is keeping his under lockdown?

Hekki's picture

Hahahaha! It's best not to engage the preacherly types. They are output only.

My theory is that the religious people who go around proselytizing on the street and subway have some kind of mental illness. They are no different from the nutters who stand there warning of the vampires in City Hall or the reptile people who are walking among us.

If someone is interested in knowing about your religion, they will find their way to it. Or you could impress people with your charitable works. That's a pretty nice approach to demonstrate how good your religion is.

Mr. Peterson's picture

Wow, bringing back old memories of people preaching on campus. UMadison had quite a few of these "personalities" in my day....Sister Somebody was one of them.

FreakyBeBeautiful's picture

I would give anything to have my boyfriend look like that. Yummmmmm.

Yeah, whenever I see a seminaked man wandering around, my first thought is, "Suddenly I am attracted to women!"

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LaChaylo's picture

Oh fundies. It'd be nice if they actually showed some humanity and cared about doing something good besides proselytizing and damning everyone to hell.

And, yes. I'd hit it it (underwear guy). Definitely.

lastdiva's picture

At my college we had this group called Maranathas who paced the concourse and other frequented areas screaming hell and damnation at students. Good times.
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TOPANGA's picture

Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible "thou shall not dress like an overgrown homosexual paperboy with man boobs" Cause if so, this "preacher" is going directly to hell.
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chaka1's picture

I'm all for freedom of religion.

However, I'd hit it. Right there on the grassy lawn.