Tuesday, December 4th 2012

Rob Kartrashian Would Never Call Rita Ora A "Whore"

Pimp Mama Kris' lowest-earning whore, Rob Kartrashian, let out a Twitter stream of tears when he said that his former piece Rita Ora allegedly cheated on him with twenty other dudes. Even a brain dead trick with the IQ of a sock knew Rob was talking about Rita Ora. But Rob must think anyone who cares about this shit is as stupid as him, because he claimed today that he wasn't talking about who you think he was talking about. Rob tweeted (and then deleted) a "shame on you" speech to the media for bringing up Rita Ora's name. via E! 

"Just so we clear I never once mentioned 'Rita Ora' in any of my tweets or even used the word 'whore' and I never would. I Respect Women. Sad that the media created negativity for a young artist new to the game that is working so hard to make it. Never mentioned any names. I speak truth. I'm a very Real dude and everything I say I mean…But never called anyone specific a whore and said any names. You all did."

Rob achieved the impossible. Rob is so dumb that he makes Kim Kardashian look like she could actually win a round of "Are You Smarter Than A Dog Dingle?" Rob wouldn't even pass the qualifying test. And no, Rob would never call anyone "a whore." I'll just leave this here (skip to the 2:39 mark):


Posted by: Michael K


MooseMama's picture

i decided to watch the clip, if my brother was calling me a whore, my hubby wouldnt have just sat there uncomfortably laughing, there would have been some ass beating going on, also i like how Rob blames his father's death for him not going to law school

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I'd be "bipolar" too if I had Kim as a sister...

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 10:27pm.
He's a douche but how condescending is KK in the video, what a bitch! And that voice, argh!

I can't bring myself to watch it, and I have never heard that whore speak, but I've heard about her "baby voice". *shudder* I'm afraid if I watch I might commence an uncontrollable punching of my eardrums with an ice-pick.

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I watched part of this clip and had to stop. It was the longest I've ever lasted watching these complete twats. Cannot believe this is a show.

Rob should take one of his designer socks and stuff it in his pie hole.

Scuntfcuk's picture

Here's a thought...stop posting every fucking detail of your life on social media. That way you wouldn't have to backpedal 5 minutes after you posted something completely idiotic. These "celebrities" have no common sense at all.

Winnyfranfran's picture

Who is this douchebag?

Craigypants's picture

This entire family are delusinal. They actually think they have class and deserve to be respected. Don't they realize we are laughing at them not with them? To think this entire family launched themselves into the public eye by having KK get pissed on in a cheap motel, How much longer will we have to endure their fuckery?

sillykat's picture

She's prob all "Fuck my shamefuck is acting up on twitter." He's a nasty, dumb little piece of work.

"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK

Juiciest Couture's picture

How is this bloated idiot even relevant ? Ryan Seacrest must burn in hell for thrusting this on us.

rook's picture

What a dork. If his family wasn't loaded, this guy would never get any. I mean look at him.

The struggle to be an active member of the Douche-trashian clan is never an easy one (especially when you have so few IQ points shared among all of them.)

babybunny's picture

Why would anyone in their right or wrong mind get with a Whoretrashian, consider yourself blessed Rita, you escaped e hell on earth Whoretrashian's aka STD infested slut bag demons from hell

misslainey's picture

The only thing I got out of this is that Kris Humphries seems like he is a decent guy. Stupid, but decent. Didn't change my mind on the rest of the gutter snipes.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 10:35pm.
and he probably has less body hair than his sisters

Hahahaha - burn! TRUTH.

tojo's picture

God I despise these assholes...

Hekki lmao @ Rita Oral

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MooseMama's picture

he's such a real dude that he needed to erase his tweets, a real dude would stand by any statement he makes

it sounds like Rita Ora-ida was only using him as a sex friend and he thought it was something more than that, now he's butt hurt because she doesnt want to be with his fame whore ass

lesson learned: don't have sex with desperate, fame whoring, daddy issue having, needy people

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Trixster's picture

In that picture his face looks like a penis, and not in the good way.

Bree's picture

Umm we all know he was talking about her and if he respected women he wouldn't have said that shit nor would he have cheated on Adrienne. Full of shit like the rest of the Kartrashians.

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I can't fully hate on him because he called his vapid cunt sister a whore. She actually had the nerve to say that her father would be "extremely proud" of her? BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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In the other thread, I thought that you guys & Michael K were joking about the sock line that he designed. I thought it was some masturbating joke. I didn't know that this dumb fuck actually thinks that he can design Gold Toes.

He & Courtney Stodden need to take a Hooked on Phonics course on the word 'real'.

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Lucie -- and he probably has less body hair than his sisters -- bwwwhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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I feel dirty that I watched that. Ugh.

Anita Bidet's picture

he looks exactly like Wormser in Revenge of the Nerds Part 2

WithinReason...'s picture

He's a douche but how condescending is KK in the video, what a bitch! And that voice, argh! "You're a whore and you have no manners!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Simply glorious. Thank you MK!

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Funny how Lovely Rita hasn't said word one about any for this fuckery involving her, either on or off Twitter. Junior must be pissed that she ain't taking the bait.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 10:06pm.
Wow, he is real unspectacular-looking, isn't he? Big doughy nose & all. Basically what his sisters look like pre-surgery.

Ugh, I agree. He looks like he's wearing one of those eyebrow + glasses + huge fake nose disguises. Horrible.

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Submitted by kitness on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 10:02pm.
he's actually smarter than everyone else in this clip. SO stupid I can't take it.
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oh yeah. but no better mind you. worse even. he needs them and will be back.

RandéSleepover's picture

Mama's lawyers told him what "libel" means.

Hekki's picture

See, when I see Rita Ora, I think her name is missing an "L" at the end.

SANS FARDS's picture

lol @ GG!

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Gardening Girl's picture

How sad that your only grasp at fame is your piss stained bimbo of a sister.

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PinkPostIt's picture

Wow. Never watched the show, but Kim is a major FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Twat Muffin's picture

Wow, he is real unspectacular-looking, isn't he? Big doughy nose & all. Basically what his sisters look like pre-surgery.

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kitness's picture

he's actually smarter than everyone else in this clip. SO stupid I can't take it.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:57pm.

We really need to sacrifice this entire family to a volcano.
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ITA, louise! It wouldn't really be much of a sacrifice, per se, though.

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TOPANGA's picture

This is ironic, since well known porn star, Lisa Ann (she parodied Sara Palin in "Nailin Palin") went on a radio show not too long ago and revealed that her and Rob have been F-buddies for some time now. She claims, she gave him his first "anal experience". His ex Adrien is also known in the urban and rap community as a pass around ho,so he should be fully acquainted with "dating" "whores" by now.
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Don't hate. He's a Real dude. With a capital R.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

TexnDoc's picture

I'd never heard of her before today but it seems obvious he's the one in damage control mode.

Deb's picture

Don't know who this fuck is other than the fact that his family is made up of famewhore trash. And that's more than I wanted to know!
So "LALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALA!"

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CodeRed's picture

first world, upper class major problems. I can't.

louise_brooks's picture

We really need to sacrifice this entire family to a volcano.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Am I the only one who read Ore-Ida every time I read the whore`s name?

boredasfuckyo's picture

Dear Rob K.:

We've been through this already. You, like your family are trash.Your mouth is making it worse. Please shut the hell up.

Sincerely,

Everyone

PS: No, seriously. Stfu.

I Can not read that girls name correctly. My dyslexic like brain will not let me see her name any other way other than Rita Ore-Ida.

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