Afternoon Crumbs

Pour out a bag of Werther's! Former HSOTD and the world's oldest woman Besse Cooper went off to heaven at the age of 116 and I hope they get FX up there or else she'll never know how AHS ends this season - Jezebel

Johnny Depp's $17.5 million Nashville mansion looks like a Ballard Designs catalog shat all up in it - Lainey Gossip

Wait until Mel Gibson finds out that's not sugar on Lindsay Lohan's tits - The Superficial

Carmen Electra's "I humped Prince back in the day and now I'm forced to stand next to this nobody for a photo-op" face says it all - Hollywood Tuna

Can't Chris Evans get his brother in touch with a meth dealer who delivers? - Towleroad

RiRi has a PhD in shit decision making, so I wouldn't doubt this - IDLYITW

The Fabulously Boring Baker Boys starring a breathy broom - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr feels left out, because she's the only VS Angel who hasn't gotten a piece of Leonardo DiCatchAHo - Celebitchy

Presenting the wardrobe for Justin Bieber's next world tour - The Berry

But what I want to know is, which Ke$ha song did Jenelle Evans walk down the aisle to? - ICYDK

I'm pretty sure InStyle got GOOPY Paltrow's quote wrong. What she said was, "YOU can't have it all, but I DO have it all." - Just Jared

Olivia Munn's face looks different - Popoholic

Dianna Agron should get the jaundice she's obviously suffering from looked into - Popsugar

Don't we all? - OMG Blog

Numbers 1 through 10 on Forbes' Most Overpaid Hos List should be Katherine Heigl - Videogum

"Gabriel Aubry started it!" is this week's "Olivier Martinez started it!" - Pink is the New Blog

STAGED! We all know Ellen Grossman was Beyonce's surrogate! - Necole Bitchie

Why is that grown Chucky doll walking to next a human Port-A-Potty? - I'm Not Obsessed

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 8:24am.

Wow, I hate to be mean, but...all I see is Bill Nighy in this picture...

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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:07am.

Just think, Queen Victoria was still ruling when she was born. RIP, Besse. And you looked damn young for your age. I wouldn't have guessed a day over 94.

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:16pm.

Oh good, Janelle got married to a dude she's known for 2 months. Just the kind of great decision she is known for.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

Submitted by D.R. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:12pm.

Rest in peace, Ms. Cooper.

And will someone please kidnap Rihanna and put her in a secret Batcave hideout somewhere on the other side of the world, so she doesn't get killed by this idiot?

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:43pm.

RIP Besse. :(

Saw the Kate Bosworth TopShop video yesterday in DM. Chick cannot sing.

Where's Papa Smurf to weigh in on Gabriel and Olivier!?

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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:35pm.

Aw Besse. RIP dear lady.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:02pm.

Awww, Besse! :( Total case of the sads now.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:40pm.

Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:46pm.

@Daniee & Bossy: word. They're so transparent that their write-ups don't even make sense. The story might as well had a disclaimer at the bottom stating that its bought & paid for by her.
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Exactly. She just comes off as sad (and hard) piece of shit. It just bugs me when bloggers do this, but I guess TMZ isn't truly a blogger is it? It is more like the machine of People or something.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:55pm.

I thought GOOP's face on that magazine cover looked familiar; I couldn't quite place it; then I went to ONTD and they have a picture of the restored Jesus painting in the same post; and I burst out laughing.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:46pm.

"Lisbet I have to check out that movie
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It's actually pretty bad. I just find Norman Reedus unspeakably sexy.

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I second that emotion. See 'The Conspirator' for Norman, but please disregard Robert Redford's eyerolling attempt to rewrite history. If Mary Surrat was "innocent", it was only through willful ignorance.

Gwyneth looks bizarrely like Jennifer Aniston on that cover. Huh.

Pretty ambivalent about Jay Z, but that interaction is adorable. I love when she tells him she's proud of him for riding the subway. HA!
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Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:16pm.

@Daniee & Bossy: word. They're so transparent that their write-ups don't even make sense. The story might as well had a disclaimer at the bottom stating that its bought & paid for by her.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:00pm.

TMZ - tone it the fuck down with this Halle Berry PR bullshit. Common sense will prevail.
Goop's ongoing mission to not appear as boring as buckwheat porridge is still boring.

Submitted by aradia07 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 6:12pm.

I have never been able to stomach Gwenyth Paltrow. I always got this cunty, entitled vibe about her. Even in the pre-goop days.

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:33pm.

Well we all know Halle bought TMZ & People for this case so whatever they write has to be taken with a grain of salt.

Many of you called the Rihanna/Chris baby. I hope it never happens.

Submitted by Boo1212 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:20pm.

Personally, I think Pissbucket is pregnant. She had her "royal" wedding so now she is trying to one-up Duchess Catherine. JMHO

Go Verb Yourself!

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:01pm.

OT - dunno if anyone's a jazz fan, but Dave Brubeck passed away today, one day shy of his 92nd bday. RIP.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:01pm.

LOL at Johnny Depp playing Guitar Hero. These schmeckers are never happy being top tier movie stars or supermodels or Olympic athletes, are they? Fuuuuuck.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:49pm.

Besse probably remembered things back from the 19th century. Can you imagine? She lived through an entire century and then some.

Submitted by jackie on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:40pm.

Snowpiece: haha, was trying to give the benefit of the doubt but I stand corrected lol. She's no prize so I see why she gets with these losers. Poor Jace.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:54pm.
Why doesnt somebody burn that fucken fug fug hat that Depp wears???

I bet he pays someone an annual six-figure sum to dress him like that.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 6:00pm.

Lisbet I have to check out that movie
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It's actually pretty bad. I just find Norman Reedus unspeakably sexy.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:30pm.

Lisbet I have to check out that movie

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:29pm.

Presenting the wardrobe for Justin Bieber's next world tour - The Berry

#10 is not unusually bad - typical crap you see on a menswear runway - and #1 should be mandatory uniform for most people.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:26pm.

BTW, Snowpiece, I've been meaning to tell you how much I love your avatar. That guy was the only remotely hot one in The Conspirator, and the guy he was based on was pretty hot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lewis_Payne.jpg

Any excuse to post that picture...

Submitted by Ellie May on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:25pm.

Gwennie needs to step back from the plastic surgeon's knife and rethink where her face is going.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:24pm.

Why doesnt somebody burn that fucken fug fug hat that Depp wears???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:23pm.

I'm so over Johnny Depp.

I was never under Olivia Munn to begin with, so whatever.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:22pm.

jackie: he had a hearing for a felony in the same courthouse right before the wedding! also, looks like they do smack together....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2243498/Teen-Mom-star-Jenel...

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:17pm.

Goopy looks like she's morphing into Blakey Not-so-Lively - or perhaps she had a stroke?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:14pm.

Dont do it Mel. You'll find half your shit pawned/stolen and another bastard to pay for.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:14pm.

Who knew or cared that The Strokes were still together?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:13pm.

I LOVE the Berry Fashion Male Don'ts and I never authorized permission for #19 so I'm ever so pissed.

Submitted by jackie on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:09pm.

I hate to judge a book by its cover but Janelle's husband looks like a white version of keiffer. Atleast he is driving what I assume to be his car in that photo so I give him that, not a total leech I guess.