The Gangnam Style Meme Is Officially Dead And Buried
Because nothing will top the magic and artistry of this!
The students and faculty at my new favorite high school put together a "school spirit" video that is part SNL skit (yes, I kept looking for Cheri Oteri), part informercial for The Elaine Benes School of Dance and ALL art. It will make your ears form several layers of wax to keep the sound from coming in and it will melt your retinas. That's how you know something belongs in The Whitney. The student who uploaded this masterpiece to YouTube wrote this about it:
THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO. This is from my high school. And I hate my high school, so no shame. Feel free to hate it and share it with the world!
This video makes a huge push for getting rid of No Child Left Behind, because all these children need to be left behind so they can stay in high school forever and continue to entertain us with art like this. This is what Glee would look like if it was on Public Access. At the end, I kept waiting for the words "Directed by James Franco" to pop up in the credits.
And yes, the lunch lady is everything.
via Uproxx (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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that was awful, and i didn't too far, but how are cheerleaders that uncoordinated?
Well, well...another great moment in the history of white people.
I LOVE THE LUNCH LADY.....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I got bronchitis...I ain't got time for this
Gawd, that was one of the most awful 54 seconds of my life. I just couldn't take anymore than that.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I am mortified for them. What did I just witness?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I hated high school years too. Bad home life led me to be introverted. It's a shame that any kid hate their high school. If I could say one thing it would be, get involved kid and stop taking it so seriously. Be a kid and be silly and make friends. You have your whole life to be a cynic.
THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO. This is from my high school. And I hate my high school, so no shame. Feel free to hate it and share it with the world!
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thanks kid, I wish I could feel your pain instead of laughing at this video off.
I love this. No snark, except for the (gym?) teacher's Kate Gosselin haircut.
Dayum That Lunch Lady is the hottest thing in Spartan High.
I <3 MK
that's the whitest high school i have ever seen. only the chunky kid about halfway in got both of his feet off the ground - and i have never heard worse rappin, or editing.
all in all, i give it a 7 cause it had a good beat and you could dance to it, if you didn't go to this high school.
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God don't like ugly.
This makes me not miss HS. AT ALL.
Unfortunately it sounds like they stole my HS synthesizer to make it.
"THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO. This is from my high school. And I hate my high school, so no shame. Feel free to hate it and share it with the world!"
Whoever this awesome high school kid is, I raise my glass of Popov vodka to you. Wish I'd been that much of a bad ass in high school but I wasn't. Which is probably why I am now drinking Popov vodka in a pair of sweatpants I bought at Jack's Dollar World.
Damn, I thought my high school radio station was an embarassment....these Spartans have set the bar even lower!
I don't think its meant to be taken seriously. I had a laugh
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:54pm.
Ha! I didn't page thru the other signs--thanks. I liked the subway sign telling the "ladies" that the poles are not for dancing.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:39pm.
Still have no clue what the fuck gangnam style is. Going to keep it that way.
I won't spoil your blissful ignorance. But GangNam is the area below the wide, muddy Han River that circles Seoul on the south.
RandéS,
"Do not scream."
"There is a time and a place to practice secret ninja skills. The basement isn't it."
"Ostriches getting laid!"
And the: do not squeeze a boob sign.
Slippery people? Lmao, thanks!
To this Gagnman school: ect.?
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Thanks guys! So it's a fad? Damn, at 31 I already fucking old and out of touch...
Is this a school for mentally retarded people?
Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:32pm.
In popular Net usage, it means a symbol or notion that everyone shares, imitates, or parodies. We probably would have called it a "fad" 30 years ago.
ETA: Esteem said it first and better. :)
tmz & toofab.com are reporting about a video that is deemed "the worst video on the entire internet!" THIS VIDEO IS THE ONE!
Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:32pm.
It's easier to read if you have a couple of minutes:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meme
Basically, if you're closer to my age, it's a 'fad' just on the internet. ;-)
Still have no clue what the fuck gangnam style is. Going to keep it that way.
Will one of you hookers please tell me what a "meme" is????
That is the worst thing I have ever seen/heard in my entire life. And that's saying a LOT.
I especially want to strangle the..gym teacher? Football coach? That keeps saying, "Spartan HIGH SCHOOL style". I'm gonna fucking hear that nightmare in my SLEEP.
No pets, no littering, no gangnam style:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151277955664295&set=a.83553789...
The most cogent argument for race-based school busing I have ever seen.
that was very wonderbread...and not in a good way...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
yeah, I hate it. Couldn't get pass the 2mins mark
Gone to watch John and Olivia to get this mess out of my mind.....
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It would've been awesome if they actually sang/rapped on beat with the song. GAHHHH.
This is the poster child(ren) for eliminating arts and RTVF funding from high school.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by boredashell on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:26pm.
Christ, you people are mean! No, it wasn't great, but they did it for FUN. They're kids! And the teachers are just trying to make the point that school doesn't have to be a completely joyless nightmare. Damn.
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^^^^THIS. Why are you all harshing out on the kids? Are you THAT crusty? Man!!!!! It's innocent. I hope none of them read these comments.
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Come on, they are not little kids. They are Teens who know how cruel Highschool can be. They are going to catch hell on Youtube. Being called Tone-deaf on Dlisted is probably a compliment compared to the shitstorm they are going to have to endure...
UBF, like every good dlister you bust out the flask you carry, and then get her number for Jacko.
Submitted by boredashell on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:26pm.
Christ, you people are mean! No, it wasn't great, but they did it for FUN. They're kids! And the teachers are just trying to make the point that school doesn't have to be a completely joyless nightmare. Damn.
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^^^^THIS. Why are you all harshing out on the kids? Are you THAT crusty? Man!!!!! It's innocent. I hope none of them read these comments.
Those kids are so bland and can't dance worth a hoot. Nice effort, though.
Cute little dark humour comment on this video on YouTube...
I would honestly rather grow up to be a homeless vagrant that burdens society than coexist will these filthy animals. It's only a matter of time before Michael Moore is shooting for his new doc "Bowling for Spartan High School." May God have mercy on your soul.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
lol, I love it. Nothing like an American high school. The poindexters who made this travesty are probably tortured by those meathead football players every single day and STILL they idolize them.
Ladies (using the term generously), I know you got all creamy thinking this pathetic homage would put you into the winner's circle at your lame ass high school but - fucking newsflash - it will only enhance your torment.
Thank fuck I went to high school in Canada. American high schools seem like twisted cults of personality from up here.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
@Uncle Brain Fart
Get up and walk slowly over to her, then, kinda wave or something to get her attention. When she takes off the headphones, smile sweetly and *scream*: BITCH! THIS *AIN"T "AMERICAN IDOL" auditions! AND IF IT WERE....YOUR ASS WOULDN'T BE GETTING NO FUCKIN' GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!"
Turn around, smile at everyone in the room. Take your previous seat, sit down and pick up the magazine you were *trying* to read before Ms. Christina "I wannabe, but sure as fuck ain't" Aguilera (sp?) started her concert in "ALL" flat. =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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i am here to comment on the cheri oteri reference. i was waiting to cross the street around 16th street nyc and saw her walk out of a starbucks. i kept staring at her like i knew her and couldn't place her. then i realized from where. that chick is so tiny and looks so troll-like! seriously! she's like a little cute hobbit.
lol
We had a provincial politician make "Sherman Style", and it's been all over the news today:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/story/2012/12/04/calgary-gangnam-s...
I had to stop at the MC Hammer type-writer dance....
So we now have conclusive edvidence that not only that white men can't jump, they can't dance or rap/sing either.
Christ, you people are mean! No, it wasn't great, but they did it for FUN. They're kids! And the teachers are just trying to make the point that school doesn't have to be a completely joyless nightmare. Damn.
turrible
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Jesus - where IS this school? These people, including the kids might the ugliest people in the nation. We need to be pumping some liquid Tubal Ligation into the air to stop them from breeding.
Whew. That was really rough. I actually started getting nauseous because the disjointed audio tracks were messing with my brain. This gave me a case of the second-hand embarrassment sads.
well thank goodness for beardo with the glasses otherwise this video would need to be wiped from everyone's memory that ever lived forever!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:01pm.
ugh, this meme was D.O,A.
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Agreed!
And has anyone seen the list of people from which Time Magazine will choose a Person of the Year? PSY is on it, fer crissakes (as well as E. L. James who gave us the "Shades of Gray" snoozefest)
Question: what would you do if you were to sit in a waiting room where people talk quietly and one lady has headphones on and sings in a totally tone deaf drunk women's voice along to her songs for a good 15 min. Do you address it? I addressed it with a "dafuq" look in her direction, but I feel a dlister should have been less subtle .....