Wednesday, December 5th 2012
ICYMI: Mimi, Jimmy Fallon And The Roots' Classroom Version Of "All I Want For Christmas"
The thought of putting together, Mimi, a Playskool xylophone, a kazoo and a chorus of singing children for a classroom version of the song that every store plays on a loop for a whole damn month is enough to make me wanna sharpen a candy cane into an ear-stabbing shank. But that's what Jimmy Fallon did last night on his show and I actually made it through the whole thing without punching my ears. It helped that I focused on Mimi's nipple stars and that waving finger she uses to guide the high notes out her yodel hole. Hmm, I wonder if she waves that finger every time she lets out a G10 orgasm note?
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I love this song and I loved this video - cute!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Ok, that was cute. I want the hat the little boy on the left is wearing. ;-)
Karl J. Anglin
Great video!
Cute kids!
Sometimes I think that
Mimi's love for alcohol might
prevent her from walking unassisted.
That was pretty awesome.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Loved everyone except Jimmy. Gimme Conan back!
The little girl rockin the giant gold flower barrette is adorbz.
If I hear this song one more time at the shops I'm going to fucking scream! However this was tolerable.
Even at Christmas time Mimi can still squeeze herself into a dress which is to small and have her tits on full display.
totally fun vid!!!
I can't stand Jimmy Fallon even when he's funny i have a hard time laughing at his smug ass. BUT i really enjoyed this - the kids are the ones that won me over though. :)
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 1:03pm.
remember to support arts education in schools
--The abruptness of this made me LOL.
I love that kid's monkey hat and the little girl next to him was so adorably confused. I love watching ill rehearsed kids. They all looked to be having a lot of fun.
And Mimi has been looking good these days. She looks comfortable in her clothes, and I liked the nippie stars. You can't expect Mimi to wear a plain old red dress!
I bet she lip syncs on stage because her live voice is clearly not that fantastic. Oh well, they all do.
Everything Jimmy Fallon touches he destroys. Ugh I can't stand that douche.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 2:27pm.
That was me Bunny. I like Burl Ives!!! just not
his Christmas songs:) I think I've heard them too much over the years.
One of the guys from the Roots (the one on the top right with the red sweater) lives in my building. He sometimes helps me carry the stroller down the stairs!
See, a nice celebrity :)
This was really cute! I loved the kids and I like Mimi. It's not Christmas unless I hear "This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway--his version only--and this song. I love this song and play it every day at Christmas.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:22pm.
Is Jimmy Fallon a gayelle?
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There was a blind item a few days back that people thought was about him. He's married to Drew Barrymore's producing partner, who's 7 or 8 years older than him. They're trying to have a child, but she's infertile, so they resorted to a surrogate. The surrogate miscarried their embryo. Apparently, it's causing a lot of stress between the couple and he feels that he should have known about her infertility before they got married. Don't know what he was expecting, she was 40 when they wed. It was going to be an uphill battle.
I hate this song on the radio, but it was suprisingly tolerable in this acoustic version. And whoever made fun of Burl Ives...how DARE you?!!!
Agreed, perky! Mimi sounds damn great!
Submitted by perky on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 1:21pm.
I know this sounds stupid, but I honestly didn't know Mimi could sing anymore. I don't know why I thought that, but she's been off getting married and havin' bebbies, and I figured she'd given up on it! Awesome song, btw.
She looks good. Enjoyed the song with the kids and "instruments" Never liked her high notes but now, she should probably just give them up.
Still--beats anything Burl Ives sings for Christmas.
it was nice.
but i don't understand why he has to turn on/off the camera. was it really necessary to hipster-ize it like that?
At least she's not wearing bootie shorts.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I thought that sounded awesome. I love that song.
What is Wendy Williams doing on Jimmy Fallon?
Cute. I'm sick in bed and this video made me smile. But I maintain that the young lady in "Love Actually' sang it better.
That was a traumatizing experience. Its a shame that these kids had to be exposed to this. They will now always be traumatized during the holidays.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 1:14pm.
I FUCKEN HATE THIS SONG >:[
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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It's one of my faves, Ebeneezer!
I can't hate on Mimi too much because girl can still SANG. (And now I'm off listening to old school Mariah ... Vanishing ... )
Your avie gave me a good chuckle. Wasn't she a HSOTD and MK made some remark about her eyebrows being division signs? Something like that.
I know this sounds stupid, but I honestly didn't know Mimi could sing anymore. I don't know why I thought that, but she's been off getting married and havin' bebbies, and I figured she'd given up on it! Awesome song, btw.
I other news, I was certain I'd wake up this morning and see a headline that Lindsay Lohan was found dead. How awfully morbid of me, but I truly thought that!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 1:16pm.
Eastern Bloc?
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no honey we were asked to leave there once we don't go to that homophobic place anymore
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:14pm
Eastern Bloc?
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Aww, I liked it. Of course, I'm a sucker for cute kids. I once walked into the lobby of my office building at Christmas time and there was a choir of LITTLE kids (like maybe 1st grade tops) singing Christmas carols and I got so teary eyed I had to go hide in the bathroom so my co-workers would not realize I wasn't a icy hearted bitch after all. LOL
I FUCKEN HATE THIS SONG >:[
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I LOVE THIS and Mimi can sing! I love Christmas and all you politically correct Nazi's who want to ban Christmas are a bunch of Scrooges. There's something significantly wrong with anyone who hates Christmas.
Submitted by mtee on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:48pm.
I love this. I can't help it.
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Me too! It made my grumpy-ass self smile. I know Mimi is ridiculous but I can't all-out hate her for some reason. I'm sure it doesn't hurt that Jimmy is just so likable.
too cool!
love the pop up chirrens!
remember to support arts education in schools.
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God don't like ugly.
If it weren't for online clips I wouldn't know these talk shows existed. I'm not giving up Maude or Good Times no matter how many times I've seen them. 70s classic TV.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "Is Jimmy Fallon a gayelle?"
You know, I have often wondered... He is married to a woman, but I can't get a clear reading on h
He is the epitome of "people person". He's so amiable and always seems at ease and ready for a good tim
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He can pick up a guitar play and sing all sorts of music (pretty damn good when he's not dickin around) so for that I can't hate on him.
As far as his show goes I hate all those late night show, (except Craig Ferguson)
Nice effort, but the DMX rapping Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer was still better.
I miss the old "controlled-by-Tommy-Mottola-not -totally-batshit-insane-could-walk-unassisted-Mariah. At least that version put out good songs and wasn't an insufferable asshat who thinks her shit doesn't stink.
I love this. I can't help it.
All I Want for Christmas Is Kazoo!
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "Is Jimmy Fallon a gayelle?"
You know, I have often wondered... He is married to a woman, but I can't get a clear reading on him.
He is the epitome of "people person". He's so amiable and always seems at ease and ready for a good time, it can't be real. Can it? I loved when he returned to SNL because he brought such a good energy to it. The cast actually seemed to be having a lot of fun. Anyway, I hope we don't find out that he's a cat torturer or something, because I like him. Obviously.
I do the same thing with my finger when I sing it too....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I love this song also *hangs head*
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
cant hate on this. i sorta loved it
What's the story behind Mimi's inability to walk unassisted? In every video if she move more than 3 steps, there's a dancer/assistant/ husband by her side.
Is it simply because she can't walk on heels? She's drunk? Anyone know the story?
Didn't she once say that she can't walk properly because her feet are in a funny shape that she walks on tippytoes? I am pretty sure that I saw her say that in an interview once.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Is Jimmy Fallon a gayelle?
Submitted by warmislandsun on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 11:59am.
Nipple stars - the epitome of class this holiday season. I'm surprised she passed on the nativity crotch doily.
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My first thought on the nipple stars was, "that's an optimistically high placement, isn't it?"