Open Post: Hosted By A Royal Prank
You'd think that you would need some kind of secret code (SPOILER ALERT: the code is "PippasBum") to talk to the nurse who is caring for Duchess Kate's knocked up ass, but you don't. The only things you need are an awful British accent and Corgi jokes. Mel and Michael, the hosts of a show on Sydney's 2Day FM radio station, tried to prank their way into talking to Kate Middleton. Mel pretended to be Kate's memaw-in-law and Michael pretended to be Prince Charles and their British accents were so damn awful that they made Madonna sound like she came out of the Queen's vagine.
They asked "Is Kate there?" and were immediately transferred to the nurse's station. The nurse bought all of it. The nurse didn't really say anything, but damn, she's easy to fool. While they had her on the line, they should've asked her for a copy of the hi-res picture the hospital took of Prince Hot Ginge's peen when he was there to have some warts looked at. The nurse would've e-mailed it to them!
Poor, gullible ass nurse. When the Queen finds out about this, the nurse will be lucky to get a job changing Camilla's tampon. ("That job is not available!" - Prince Charles)
Here's Prince William, Kate's hot brother and Pippa visiting her in the hospital today.
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They definitely messed up with this prank on the royal family here. This was so sad to think about what happened here. They went over the line too much here. Travel Deals
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:53pI suppose I am more agnostic then atheist but I don't buy into organized religion of ANY KIND and I never have
Good Morning. I'm not a fan of organized religion either. But if I were to align myself with any church(though I have not been to a church in 4 years, shortly after my Dad died), it would probably be United Methodist as that is how I was raised and for the most part, I found them least sexist than other brands. See Glambert, I'm not a fan of alot of what is said in the Bible either. For me,I have always from childhood resented the male dominance throughout. Anyhow, I hope we're OK Glambert. I know if we knew each other in real life, we'd be friends. and just so you know, just bacause I believe Jesus is Christ does not mean I never doubt my faith. I do.
There's an alt on at night.
Holy shit. Blowan was in my city last night? Well...there was a news report of a crashed Bentley.....
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:09am.
Lindsay Lohan backstage tonight in Philadelphia at Xmas concert with The Wanted, Bieber, and PSY:
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/Lindsay-Lohan-backstage-...
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does this cunt never stay the fuck home. apparently she's not worried about her numerous misdemeanor charges. why would she be?
Lindsay Lohan backstage tonight in Philadelphia at Xmas concert with The Wanted, Bieber, and PSY:
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/Lindsay-Lohan-backstage-...
It would be classic if she deflowered the Biebs and got into a punch-out with Selena Gomez. *drifting off to dreamland*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:23am.
Glambert, an oversight on my part. Not box, Boxx! Yes, Pandora is fierce! ;p
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Glambert, an oversight on my part. Not box, Boxx! Yes, Pandora is fierce! ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:07am.
@Glambert, you never know what you'll get when you open that box but bring cupcakes. Haha
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Pandora Boxx is 1 million X fierce!!!
Lucy♡, sweet DiamondDogs let me borrow that little white heart! And I know, that and you are actually working while you write! Lol
@Glambert, you never know what you'll get when you open that box but bring cupcakes. Haha
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:32pm
Lemme tell you somethin' honey, you were made in God's image whether you believe it or not honey.
You were made in God's image, honey, and She is just FABULOUS honey, okay? You hear me, honey?
*Z snaps fingers, sashays away like a drag queen runway model*
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OH SHIT!!!
I have long thought Pandora Boxx is God but wasn't 100% sure. Now I know she is!!!!
Hi again everyone. Is Twatty still here? TWATTYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??! *howls*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:45pm.
honey
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What? Tell me 100% macho FISHOLOGIST!
RIP Dave Brubeck.
St. Louis Blues:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRCmK_eMhpo
Mel, of "Mel and Michael" up there, has the perfect face for radio.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:31pm.
It should make us both feel better to know that they are both facing up to 45 years in prison and $1.75 million dollars in fines.
Oh GG, That's a lot of work. No sons on the roof then. Windows and tree only. I forgot you meant serious business decorating about the lights, lol. Are you planning on something like Halloween? :O They should know that if they bully you it's "No Christmas decorations for YOU!" Give them a bunch of Christmas stockings with coal in them and that's it.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:28pm.
If it makes you feel any better, just reading the title still has me feeling bad.
Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:19pm.
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I knew you'd see it my way. It was all your idea too! Sucky's running around in the other room, watch out or you'll be asked to demonstrate the right technique for that. Did you see Loopy's description for nude Olympic wrestling some time ago? bwahahaha I'd call it Loopy wets his panties, then again everyone does. ;p
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:19pm
I wish I would have skipped it, too. It was sick. Some people are beyond what words can express.
WR, I'll try that. Hubs is home tomorrow but he's working online. I guess I can offer him a blowie. My middle son is not allowed on the roof. He's fallen off 3 times in past xmas light adventures.
I like simple decorations myself, but after being harrased and bullied by the others that my house wasn't "festive" enough I sort of gave in. It doesnt look like Macy's Holiday department threw up in here but more "cluttered" than I'd like.
I told my mom, "can we be Jewish this year? I'll get us a nice menorah." She just giggled.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:18pm.
Cashew! I bet you are beautiful! I have a lots of friends from India..Chini to be exact. And while they admire me, I admire their exotic beauty. I just think that's the way the world works :P
Cashew -- ugh, that's something you should hint to the fiance about. A man should be aware about grooming his man parts. Wow, that's a delicate topic. Guys think their areas are so great on their own, they don't even think about grooming. Buy him a pair of scissors at a beauty supply store, explain what to do with them, and hopefully you will never have to have a conversation again. I bet Charlie's area is pretty damn nice -- I wouldn't mind inspecting it for you, seeing as you're almost married & all, LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
My neighbor put up his Xmas decorations which consists of throwing colored strings of lights randomly all over his bushes, setting them to flash as fast as a strobe light and blaring Burl Ives Xmas songs as loud as humanly possible. It seriously looks like an ocular migraine come to life.
GG, don't be climbing the ladder by yourself and without help. Sounds like you are literally officiating the decorating effort for everyone! Hard not to feel pressured but the decorations might need to be simpler if you're doing all that on your own. Can your hubby lend some of his service discipline? You need to enlist all the kiddies in the family for some help.
@PHM, Cashew, Mike, *waves* (said hi a while back, lol) Hope all's well with you. This week needs to be over! Right?
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2012 National Beard and Moustache Championships!
http://shar.es/6kfJq
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:13pm.
Sorry. Those are the DD stories that even I can't handle. I avoided reading that one.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:14pm.
I think that you should ref, as you'd be more objective. I could implode upon seeing Sucky's daddy-kissed chute.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
PHM,
I have an older sis and yep, I'm Indian. Definitely not the fave! My friend is tall, thin, blonde and vegetarian like you. You should come over. You'd get the best of my moms cooking and be princess for a few hours :D.
Lol Bebeh, are you hinting that you want to get out of door duty? Ok, how would you like to referee from inside the mud tub?
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WR & CashewTime, the thing is my middle sister has a LAZY stoner husband so she has much to deal with and add to that having to set up her own home's decorations (while having an intrusive MIL who thinks she's a princess and LIVES WITH THEM!) and my other sis just got put on disability for her arm...which sucks because she is a pastery chef. Anyway so that leaves lil ole me. As for my husband, its been rainy and foggy here and he wont go on the roof in those conditions. He's not good with tools so I just rather do it than have him fry our system.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mike you are responsible for ruining my night -> http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/12/05/indicted-online-distribution-anim...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 10:00pm.
"Sucky, Beb and Loopy are set to do battle recreating Xtina's "Dirrty" video.."
Hmmm????
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:34pm.
Aww, Cashew! Do you have Siblings? I am an only child So I am My Mom's favorite by default. Even though she compared me to one one of the models with or without make-up! Lol.
Did you say you were from India before?
Luci,
I prefer the single thing too. The present buying thing between couples seems like too much preassure, like on v day.
GG,
Geez that sounds tough! I could never do American xmas after the stories I hear and bc im lazy. But it looks like it's worth it considering how beautiful the houses look. Your hubby doesn't put up the lights?
I thought the Silver Fox was injured in the eye area. Just saw him on tv and he looks fine. What gives? hmmm
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*blows Dog whistle*
Lol Twatty,
Makes me wonder about his other hairs! I'm thinking of buying my fiancé a weed whacker for xmas. What do you think :D.
Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:56pm.
"Sucky, Beb and Loopy are set to do battle recreating Xtina's "Dirrty" video, with the winner being crowned the UDS (Ultimate Dlisted Slut). No holds barred, no holes spared - whoever proves to be the sluttier gets the crown (or a bronzed-plated 10" cock)."
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*Climbs on kitchen table and starts flinging the mud!* wooo-hooo!
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submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:30pm.
You left too soon yesterday. You always do, ha!
Sorry love! ♡ I'm hours ahead, and as I sometimes find myself sleepwalking to bed I end up bailing on you guys.
I stole your transparent heart ^ :o)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:50pm.
Bebeh, you're on your own for this - I'm not explaining the rules to them. ;D
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What a team player!!!
Sucky, you and Loopy are set to do battle recreating Xtina's "Dirrty" video, with the winner being crowned the UDSG (Ultimate Dlisted Slut,Ghey). No holds barred, no holes spared - whoever proves to be the sluttier gets the crown (or a bronzed 10" cock).
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Anything Could Happen
Bebeh, you're on your own for this - I'm not explaining the rules to them. ;D
@GG, that doesn't sound like any fun. Do they expect you to co-ordinate everything and leave your stuff until the last? :/
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Aussie's really working it this week. Idiots making prank calls to any hospital much less a Royal being the target and I saw Miranda Kerr speak for the first time on that show "The Talk" and she came off like a flaming childish idiot that although cuter than didn't seem any brighter than the Honey Boo Boo kids. Go Australia.
Ooops!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My mom has so many ornaments, lights, picks that the whole house gets covered in it, inside and out so it takes days...so you have to start early. THEN you get the tree, which she is getting Saturday! Dad used to deal with it but now we have to. She keeps telling me that the Nativity scene has to go in tomorrow - that thing is 6x5 and heavy. I hope I dont have to repaint it before I have to set it up.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
honey
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Cashew -- oh, my, Charlie's chest hair is really abundant, isn't it? Wow.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
GG, how can this be? Last I checked it was 20 days to Christmas. Smdh. You need a drink. What's your poison? LaChaylo makes a mean spiked chocolate caliente.
@Bebeh, HAhaahhaah you know it! You can keep changing them as they get into it! Make them suffer. " First one who exudes the *dirrrrrrtines* of the mud wins" hell ya! lmao!
*Looks for a discount for your tickets*
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Oh! Well Whamo does talk a lot...he was asking to get teased.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR, I am fine for somebody going insane. THank you for asking. I have just being doing some things for moms sorting throught her xmas crap and seeing which string of lights work and which dont...plus I STILL have to put mine up...Bah Humbug!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012