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GG, you started the Virgin Diaries of Whamo.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:35pm.

You're right. First one who exudes the *dirrrrrrtines* of the mud wins - whatever it takes!

ETA: co-sign on partying in TO. *looks at flights on Porter Airlines*

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

*stomps back in* What did I do now??? :(

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:31pm.
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OMG, an innocent, teeheehee. I think we can make up the rules. Does the clothes off start in the nude? Oh my! I'll blow the whistle whenever YOU get out of line.

Speaking of our partner in crime, GG, how are you? LOL

ETA: Partying in TO, is the da bomb! You heard it here first.

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PHM,
lol I like your Mom. Tell her thanks :p. She's a lot better than my Mom. There's this one tall, skinny friend I have who's my Moms favorite. Every time a model comes on TV, my Mom says,"oh, look how tall and slim she is, just like your friend." And then she smiles with love. Blech!

Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:22pm.

I would like to say have faith Glambert but I do not think you'd like that. There will come a time, hopefully very soon, that science will put everything to rest and even the most radical fundamentalist will have to accept that a person's sexual preference is not a choice--it's biology and those fundamentalists you talk about
will HAVE to know that a person is what a person is and that is the way GOD made them. I hope that makes sense.
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That is assuming that I believe in a "God" at all.

I've always leaned toward the scientific toward a very early age and even at age 5 my Mother would get annoyed at how precocious I was. I insisted there was no Santa because we didn't have a "chimney"(and there was no way a fat person could fit down a chimney anyway and that deer didn't fly, etc.) and the gifts that Santa gave me all had the same wrapping paper and handwriting as my Mom's gifts to me.

I suppose I am more agnostic then atheist but I don't buy into organized religion of ANY KIND and I never have.
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Oh please. As if all your glamourosity were the result of simple evolution. As. if.

Lemme tell you somethin' honey, you were made in God's image whether you believe it or not honey.

You were made in God's image, honey, and She is just FABULOUS honey, okay? You hear me, honey?

*Z snaps fingers, sashays away like a drag queen runway model*

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:30pm.

Were your ears ringing? ;-)

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

*books flight to Toronto*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:15pm.

No, I think it was Gardening Girl that had something to do with that. I know that I got a pass because she thought it would be interesting. ;-)

I would be the official ref, but what is the criteria for victory? The first to get their cock up the other one's ass wins? *confused*

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

Within -- mud you say? Is this going to be a Honey Boo Boo style Xmas?

ba-buttons -- awww, thanks, hon. I'd like to come up to Canada to see you and another friend, but I'll be stuck down here due to finances (saving up to move early next year). I'll be okay, though. That weed sounds awesome!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:22pm.
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Hear, hear.

You left too soon yesterday. You always do, ha!

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ME, 11 years huh...well my mom has known me all her life yet she STILL brings me roast...I dont eat red meat havent in 30 years. Old folks are just on their own universe. Breathe girl, breathe

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:21pm.
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Hex on her anyway! Sounds like a grade a bitch! And I don't throw the word bitch around too often, OOLLLLOL, yes I do! ;D

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Twatty,

I'm thinKing this for after the new year:

http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5060958.ece/ALTERN...

Submitted by tardistraveler on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:02pm.
Being single sucks sometimes. Especially around the holidays.

I'd rather be, actually.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:17pm.

@Glambert, you too. Your chat with Bambam earlier was hilarious. Hex on the lady next door.
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Oh the HOARDING lady next door is fine! I think she is more freaked out that people in the neighborhood know she is a hoarder then being sandwiched between houses of fags and dykes on both sides.(and I mean this FOR REAL....I think she is ashamed that everyone knows she hoardes.....it's not that I'm a fag.)

The Victoria's Secret Angels without makeup. My Mom sent me this for some reason? Lol

http://www.mandatory.com/2012/12/04/victorias-secret-angels-without-make...

@Within it was good, thanks. Done with work early tonight so I am making dinner. I love to be home and cook. How was your day?

Good PHM, how's your day gone so far?

@Mike, hi there!

@Glambert, you too. Your chat with Bambam earlier was hilarious. Hex on the lady next door.

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:09pm.
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olol I forgot about Whamo. Did you know everyone is still teasing him about being a virgin. Was that you? HAHAHAHA I think MK, needs to hear about the Ultimate DListed Slut business, sounds like him!

You may wish to put dibs in as official referee, jussayin...

ETA: Xtina theme, yasss!

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:58pm.

You're getting a lot of mileage out of that avie, Glambert. :)
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I know! I might have to give Jesus and Christ both "Santa caps" soon!

Hey Within! How's it going tonight?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:05pm.

Maybe we can recast Xtina's "Dirrrty" video, with Loopy and Sucky as dueling Xtina's. They could even fight each other in the ring for the UDS (Ultimate DListed Slut) title, with the loser getting hooked up with a chastity belt.

*and SCENE*

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:39pm.

tardis -- I hear ya. I'm single, too. Though I have quite a few friends, Christmas especially is a tricky one. My bf has family in LA so he's there (I'm in Chicago), and my friends are with family only, so I usually am alone on Christmas. I kind of hate it.

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*hugs Twatty* lol - kiddoe, I thought I was the only one who ever spent Xmas alone

In the military, I got home a couple of times early on but later as your rank gets higher, you make sure your men all get home if possible. This meant Master Seaman ba-buttons worked over many an Xmas and had a lonesome day.

Ironically, though a civilian again, ba-buttons will be spending Xmas alone again this year (folks going to Ireland, ba-buttons busy at work) so I strongly suggest you come to Toronto for the holidays.

We'll get Whamo and the other DListers from the Big Smoke and party down Canuck-style (will involve strong beer and poutine). And we grow the best marijuana in the world for a reason!!!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:16pm.

Sorry to hear about your father. :(

I love the xmas and Thanksgiving evenings I spend alone. the quiet outside is lovely, and I always run over to the only thing that's open, the 24 hour wal Mart, and pick up wine and dessert. The people there are so nice! I look forward to my family getting mad at me and leading me to storm out. I think they're figuring it out though. They're always saying I don't want to be with them during holidays. This year, if we get along, I'll still do the same thing, just later, and hope they don't call me for the xmas day breakfast.

No Bebeh, gives you first look around. And I can lean on someone because drank+heels are very hard to pull off. Heeheeheee

*no I am not drunk now. It's the dang keyboard, hahaha

@PHM, hi there!

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:39pm.

Good thoughts to your Dad. Wishing him a quick recovery!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 9:01pm.

*ahem*

Are you saying I'm too classy for the mud?

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Anything Could Happen

Twatty, Tardis, maybe we could organize a DL cyber-mixer (do people call them that? Lol) and get Loopy and Sucky to do a clothes-off, err I mean voice-off or something to cheer everyone up during the holidays! They are in different time zones so logistics could be tricky. I say involve mud, that always cheers me up.

Beb and I can greet them at the door, ollol

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:51pm.

Congrats on giving up caffeine. *Gets ready to eat some chocolate coffee beans!* LOL

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Oh, I haven't kicked it! I usually get a caffeine-laden black tea in the morning. Also have a box of Tazo Awake K-cups at home to get the job done.

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Anything Could Happen

You're getting a lot of mileage out of that avie, Glambert. :)

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:18pm.
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Go suck a bag of dicks! I'm GLAD my avatar annoys you. You were always one of the people I hoped it would annoy so THANKS!

Ok. Night all. Off to go see if this bead thing is a disaster or if my tree is salvagable.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:22pm.

I would like to say have faith Glambert but I do not think you'd like that. There will come a time, hopefully very soon, that science will put everything to rest and even the most radical fundamentalist will have to accept that a person's sexual preference is not a choice--it's biology and those fundamentalists you talk about
will HAVE to know that a person is what a person is and that is the way GOD made them. I hope that makes sense.
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That is assuming that I believe in a "God" at all.

I've always leaned toward the scientific toward a very early age and even at age 5 my Mother would get annoyed at how precocious I was. I insisted there was no Santa because we didn't have a "chimney"(and there was no way a fat person could fit down a chimney anyway and that deer didn't fly, etc.) and the gifts that Santa gave me all had the same wrapping paper and handwriting as my Mom's gifts to me.

I suppose I am more agnostic then atheist but I don't buy into organized religion of ANY KIND and I never have.

Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:38pm.
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You know, if you are able to show any profit with what you have now, it may come off as resourceful. Could bring in more funding when it becomes available. This could end up working out for you. I'd just worry that the team wasn't too demoralized.

If they were living so far apart, I don't see how Ellie and Skrillex would have made it work. They'd be lucky if the saw each other during the holidays. I'm going to check out her tour schedule though.

Congrats on giving up caffeine. *Gets ready to eat some chocolate coffee beans!* LOL

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Cashew -- hey, hon! I still can't get used to your avie; I'm still looking for our beloved Owen.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Bacon -- wishing Papa a speey recovery.

Beb -- awww, Snowball looks adorable. Hope you adopt him; so sweet!

tardis -- I hear ya. I'm single, too. Though I have quite a few friends, Christmas especially is a tricky one. My bf has family in LA so he's there (I'm in Chicago), and my friends are with family only, so I usually am alone on Christmas. I kind of hate it. I try to make the best of it, though. I put up a lovely tree, get a nice dinner for takeout, and watch a bunch of movies I like, and make sure I watch several rounds of "Bad Santa" and "The Shining."

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:26pm.

I'm starting to look on the bright side...the other project I spearheaded is still around (just available in a different format). I've been fighting to keep that alive for the past month, saying we'll never see the same production #'s again without it.

I'll have to see who's working in the afternoon...haven't seen tall, dark and handsome in a while...

I didn't realize that Ellie broke up with Skrillex until I heard it on the VH1 Top 20 Countdown last week (ACH was at #19).

The scruffy one isn't up for adoption yet, but I was told to keep on the lookout for when he was ready. It will cost $$$ because of his age. In the meantime, I donated a $50 ornament to the Animal Rescue League's tree in his name, wishing him a quick recovery.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

Submitted by beb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:10pm.
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Aww too bad about your project. That's hard! Who knows though, this change could spearhead a new opportunity for your team. Certainly frees up your people and resources for other things. Sounds like a new challenge for you!

hmmm the getting "convinced" part sounds very naughty! Ok, carry on. I recommend you sneak the bad stuff on the down-low with the afternoon barista. hehehe

I agree, wish Anything Could Happen did better for her. It's refreshing to see that she doesn't resort to scandals to make her hits. :P

Glad about your doggy and hope you get the little shaggy one with the cast.

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Submitted by tardistraveler on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:02pm.

It can also be a blessing. I miss the last Christmas when I could sleep in late and do whatever I wanted. This year I'm adhering to a schedule someone else decided and also broke as a joke since someone else decided what the limits for spending for each others presents should be.

So enjoy your day, relax and treat yourself.

Thanks guys! I really do appreciate it.

Off to make dinner. Will try to catch up in a bit. *snaps bambam on the taint on my way out* ;)

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:03pm.

I'm not touching that with a ten inch pole. ;P

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

M.E. do you have any pets and can you give the beads a slow tragic death by scissors (while no one is around) and blame it on them? Might work. Or tell your MIL you were washing them after said pet licked them, and they accidentally fell down the drain. It has caused expensive damage and please don't bring more ever again. lol

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EH,

I think family during the holidays is even worse!

@ skinny fat ,

yes asshole, there is something you can do about it. You just dont want and hide you apathy under the "well i cant do anything about it".

And anyway it is not about doing something about it. That wasnt the point, the point is that this bitch and her fetus are being treated like the second coming even though she is just another human being. Her pussy aint gold plated and neither are her eggs.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:03pm.

No, the same hot baristas are there. Was "convinced" to get an iced honey ginger peach tea after graciously being offered a sample. :-)

Change is hard. I had to let go of a project this week that I created and championed six years ago.

I hope you're feeling better. *Love* the new Ellie song, though I still wish "Anything Could Happen" would blow up like "Lights" did.

The boys are doing OK - had to take the older one to the vet last week because he was not himself, but now he's humping this one (^^^^) so I think all is good.

ETA: I inquired about adopting this dog:

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/metro-west/Injured-puppy-abandoned-on-doo...

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

Anything Could Happen

Tardi,
Soml. Luckily it's not cold here yet, which makes it even worse whine whine.

Submitted by tardistraveler on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 8:02pm.
Being single sucks sometimes. Especially around the holidays, blah. That is all.

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But aye, it sucks even more spending the holidays with some demented, cheating asshole who likes to play mind games like millions of women do each year just so they wont be alone.

If you don't have an ex or a fucking buddy to call, I say get together with your friends/family and a big bottle of wine and call it fun.

And make it your resolution next year to find a cool dude so you wont have to spend next holiday w/o a cuddle buddy...

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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."

Bambam & Glambert, just had a quick look back at the convo earlier, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That lady next door is ick.nast, hope she steps on some dog poop and finds some coal in her holiday stocking this year! That is all. ;D

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@ cashew,

Heheheh, still got it then.

@ beb,

I'm not touching that with a ten inch pole. ;P

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