Open Post: Hosted By A Royal Prank
You'd think that you would need some kind of secret code (SPOILER ALERT: the code is "PippasBum") to talk to the nurse who is caring for Duchess Kate's knocked up ass, but you don't. The only things you need are an awful British accent and Corgi jokes. Mel and Michael, the hosts of a show on Sydney's 2Day FM radio station, tried to prank their way into talking to Kate Middleton. Mel pretended to be Kate's memaw-in-law and Michael pretended to be Prince Charles and their British accents were so damn awful that they made Madonna sound like she came out of the Queen's vagine.
They asked "Is Kate there?" and were immediately transferred to the nurse's station. The nurse bought all of it. The nurse didn't really say anything, but damn, she's easy to fool. While they had her on the line, they should've asked her for a copy of the hi-res picture the hospital took of Prince Hot Ginge's peen when he was there to have some warts looked at. The nurse would've e-mailed it to them!
Poor, gullible ass nurse. When the Queen finds out about this, the nurse will be lucky to get a job changing Camilla's tampon. ("That job is not available!" - Prince Charles)
Here's Prince William, Kate's hot brother and Pippa visiting her in the hospital today.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:49pm.
skinny - I read something yesterday about how she's been blabbing about how this IRS shit isn't her fault, it's all a mistake.
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Of course it isn't! There is a reasonable explanation for this. Clearly this is a sad case of a rogue accountant trying to cook the books and slander Lindsay's good name.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
*throws old tuna fish at sucky and Glambert*
Grosssss
Mel didn't help Britney. Britney's dad took charge and he helped her. Michael Lohan certainly isn't Father of the Year but I think he genuinely cares about Lindsay and isn't a complete famewhoring jackass like her mother.
Wait hold the phone....Pippa is the YOUNGER sister?
fooled me, that one did.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
That prank won't be so funny when the Queen rings up Revenue and Customs to have their taxes audited or orders them beheaded.
This is one of the funniest posts ever!!!!!!!
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:04pm.
I read that Mel "Blow me in the jacuzzi" Gibson is going to "reach out" to Blohan.
He is an odd bird. He helped Shitney too.
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It may seem silly but IMO Mel might just be the one person that could get through to Lindsay.
If he did help Britney get her shit together maybe he could actually help Lindsay too?
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:07am.
Aw, LA me - I'm late to OP but just wanted to offer you my best wishes with the kitty situation. Could you not find any foster programs in your area? I could do some looking if you like. I have foster-friendly peeps in both north and south bay.
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If anyone sees Johnnysgirl, please tell her I would love some help. I'm getting nowhere with these "rescues" that don't rescue. I live in El Segundo, CA (South Bay area near LAX)if anyone has any leads for me. Thank You ALL!!
Just popped on for a minute. Gotta go to work. I'll be on later.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Are we ever going to see what Jay Z and Beyonce's kid looks like?
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there aren't any "official" ones out there, but there some circulating.
http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/beyblue-e13517788672401.jpg...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:54pm.
Then the 100% macho fish man behind me screams:
"Shut up faggot! Take it! Take it!!!"
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glamby
PLZZZZ send nudes
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Hmm....I have a feeling if I sent to suckandfuck@dlisted.com they would be bounced back to me so I will need more information honey.
Thanx skinnyfat.
so blohan didn't pay her taxes? ha. that's how a lot of celebs go down, nonpayment of taxes.
Meh, Pippa, with her Burberry trench and Mulberry bag and dingleberry face...
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:04pm.
I read that Mel "Blow me in the jacuzzi" Gibson is going to "reach out" to Blohan.
He is an odd bird. He helped Shitney too.
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Of course! Mel is a good Christian who reaches out to other celebrity trainwrecks as long as they are not jewish, black, mexican, or gay!
He is a very kind human being!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 5:02pm.
so what do we have our tits in an uproar about today?
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Kate's bagina, what does Jay Z and Beyonce's kid look like, Blohan
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:54pm.
Then the 100% macho fish man behind me screams:
"Shut up faggot! Take it! Take it!!!"
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glamby
PLZZZZ send nudes
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I read that Mel "Blow me in the jacuzzi" Gibson is going to "reach out" to Blohan.
He is an odd bird. He helped Shitney too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
so what do we have our tits in an uproar about today?
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:54pm.
Feel better now that you spewed out all your venom? I care about starving African babies but there isn't jack shit i can do about it.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:49pm.
skinny - I read something yesterday about how she's been blabbing about how this IRS shit isn't her fault, it's all a mistake.
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But of course it's not HER fault. Nothing is ever HER fault. According to this twat she's just a TARGET and everyone is out to get HER. Her lawyer is probably looking for some dumb schmuck at Hohan's accountant's office to blame.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:43pm.
@SpottedDogRanch
but it IS political. once again it's dems vs repubs and neither side was to compromise as usual but we aren't going over the fiscal cliff. it's just another way of scaring the public. they'll work out a deal at the last minute.
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You're right. I just don't want any "I'm better", "No, I'm better" shit on Dlisted. All I know is I'll be poorer either way. Thank you for not pointing fingers.
All of 'em are a bunch of drama queens. I'll reiterate, I hate them all.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:48pm.
Yes! We have the same dream each time our head gently lands on our pillow!
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My head never gently lands on the pillow. It's always slammed into it face first as it muffles my cries of extacy.
Then the 100% macho fish man behind me screams:
"Shut up faggot! Take it! Take it!!!"
I cant believe the hoopla and press and excitement over this bitch's pregnancy and how much everyone is revering her damn fetus. Being hospitalized? wtf. And all this for doing something females of all species have been doing for billions of years: be pregnant. In a way it is also sad how everyone reveres her uterus and egg and the sperm that fertilized that egg, treating it like some divine thing or the second coming while it is a perfectly normal biological function she has in common with cows, lambs, coyotes, chimpanzees and every other mammal.
I am thinking about the poor women in Africa who get pregnant and give birth and whose kids will most probably die of starvation. No one gives a fuck about them,. Somehow the child born to a poor person who isnt of royal "blood" (whatever that means) means nothing to people but kate middleton's child does because of human created notions of royalty and that some people are allegedly inherently better and worthier than others - a concept that is not only supremely offensive and used for millennia to justify subjugation of others but which pretty much goes against everything this country stands for and was founded on.
human kind is a failed experiment.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
skinny - I read something yesterday about how she's been blabbing about how this IRS shit isn't her fault, it's all a mistake.
I forgot where.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:46pm.
Sucky....I heard jack-n-the-hat has been wanting a 100% macho 3-way with us!
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Yes! We have the same dream each time our head gently lands on our pillow!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:42pm.
nvm.
This.
Sucky....I heard jack-n-the-hat has been wanting a 100% macho 3-way with us!
Gee, when was the last time we heard about Lindsay Blohan? She's REALLY keeping a low profile. Probably plotting out a scheme with her lawyer to keep her dumbass out of the klink yet again.
@SpottedDogRanch
but it IS political. once again it's dems vs repubs and neither side was to compromise as usual but we aren't going over the fiscal cliff. it's just another way of scaring the public. they'll work out a deal at the last minute.
nvm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:27pm.
I found this interesting:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/business/tax-cut-scenarios/
It shows how your taxes will be affected if they let us go over the fiscal cliff. I hate career politicians.
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If they take any more of my money for taxes, I'm going on welfare, getting food stamps and let Obama take care of me. I ain't gonna pay my bills either.
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No, this is not political. Don't try to make it that way either.
~ You forgot to quote my last sentence ^^^. FTFY. ~
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:27pm.
I found this interesting:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/business/tax-cut-scenarios/
It shows how your taxes will be affected if they let us go over the fiscal cliff. I hate career politicians.
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If they take any more of my money for taxes, I'm going on welfare, getting food stamps and let Obama take care of me. I ain't gonna pay my bills either.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:29pm.
I am NOT a foolish fish!
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Only a 100% foolish fish would such a foolish and, quite frankly, fishy thing!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:12pm.
But how do you get to the fish meat sucky?
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Please sit on my face!
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Oh my word sucky!!! I haven't even shaved my ass crack in 4 days!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:22pm.
I was baffled by the Pippa ass fuss. Who's definition of ass was that, Anna Wintour's? I think that whole thing was a case of media not being able to find content and reaching desperately to keep viewership after the wedding.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Are we ever going to see what Jay Z and Beyonce's kid looks like?
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Only a foolish fish would want to see such a thing!!
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I am NOT a foolish fish! I bet most EVERYONE on Dlisted wants to know what she looks like and why they are keeping her hidden away. Maybe poor IV Blue or Blue Ivy or whatever looks like Jay Z!
And I know Di was probably a frigid bitch with Charles who barely gave it up(and WHO COULD BLAME HER!) but he was cheating on her with Camilla Dogface Bowles for fucks sake!
Who could blame Di for finding a hot ginger stud like James Hewitt to sire the future King of gingers...Harry.
I found this interesting:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/business/tax-cut-scenarios/
It shows how your taxes will be affected if they let us go over the fiscal cliff. I hate career politicians.
No, this is not political. Don't try to make it that way either.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Are we ever going to see what Jay Z and Beyonce's kid looks like?
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We will as soon as they find a doctor corrupt enough to give that Whitey White McWhitebread surrogate baby a permanent Tan Mom tan.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
wonder if prince ginge is playing nekkid doctor w/ the nurses?
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Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:12pm.
But how do you get to the fish meat sucky?
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Please sit on my face!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:08pm.
I still can't believe Pippa is the younger sister. If I didn't know any better I would guess she is in her mid-40s rather than late 20s.
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Agreed. Chick is a bowser for sure. Can't understand why the press had such a boner for her, Kate is the hot one.
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Because her anorexia gave her a tight ass in that dress.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
-- And that's exactly what she's wanted her whole life. No need to feel for her IMO.
But I am happy for them regardless of how cheesy the royal stuff is. They seem like a nice enough couple.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Speaking of royals, I feel for Kate. She must feel like the whole world is up her bagina.
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Better then having prince William up there with his Father's genes. Prince Harry on the other hand with James Hewitt's hot ginger genes...YAY!!!
Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:08pm.
I still can't believe Pippa is the younger sister. If I didn't know any better I would guess she is in her mid-40s rather than late 20s.
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Agreed. Chick is a bowser for sure. Can't understand why the press had such a boner for her, Kate is the hot one.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I wonder if Pippa has advice for how to cheer up a hospital room.
"Hospital gowns are so naff. Cheer them up with some bright red ribbon!"
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Are we ever going to see what Jay Z and Beyonce's kid looks like?
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Only a foolish fish would want to see such a thing!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Are we ever going to see what Jay Z and Beyonce's kid looks like? She can't be as cute as Harper 7 Beckham.
Speaking of royals, I feel for Kate. She must feel like the whole world is up her bagina.
"Well, I'll just feed my corgis then" LOL. Poor nurse!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:10pm.
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LOL
But how do you get to the fish meat sucky?
Honey!!! Whatever you do never ever listen to a stinkfish! The only thing they know about anything is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Also, keep them away from computers or else they will make long, boring posts on Dlisted.com!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.