Thursday, December 6th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Ashley Madekwe (31)
Ryan Carnes (30)
Stephenie LaGrossa (33)
Lindsay Price (36)
Colleen Haskell (36)
Ulf Ekberg of Ace of Base (42)
Judd Apatow (45)
Janine Turner (50)
Nick Park (54)
Tom Hulce (59)
JoBeth Williams (64)
Shekhar Kapur (67)
James Naughton (67)

Posted by: Michael K


This article has just met my expectations. I did not at all this way to see this problem, I feel that I can move on my personal project.
voyante

Ricochet's picture

"I'd do her with a red ball mouth plug"
-Ricochet O'Shay

Ricochet's picture

What the hell is an Ashley Madekwe???

"I'd do her with a red ball mouth plug"
-Ricochet O'Shay

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 6:05pm.

I didn't think it was worth responding to that race-baiting dunce, but thank you for this great comment. You rock, Whamo.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 6:05pm.
Boy, you ask serious questions sometimes. Me too but I get in trouble. It's my writing:(

I think it's human nature for all people to want to identify with someone whether it be race, age, sex. Simplistic for sure.

Maybe some white people get hurt that they don't seem to get credit when someone that is bi-racial is so successful.

Speaking of which. Pushy's kid is 3/4 white and 1/4 asian but on census she's white.
What do you think Haley Barry's daughter would be considered. I don't know if they take census in Canada. I'm not a big fan of it. Puts us all in boxes. and you know what else--all this race stuff just feels like it's getting worse and it makes me sad. If you get a chance, go see Lincoln
it brought tears to my eyes.
BTW, thanks for the dance:)
Night Whamo

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Submitted by She Stinks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 7:52pm.
Happy Birthday!!!!

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And me! I'm a birthday slut today! I'll never reveal my age though...

She Stinks!

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I've noticed when a person is of mixed colour, successful and calls himself black there always seems to be a certain part of the population that wants make sure the world knows he's white as well and will debate that quite strongly

Why is that?

I've rarely if ever hear people argue how white some half black person is if there are negative connotations to the story. No one seems to argue at how white a bi-racial killer or a thief is, THEY seem to be comfortably black.

Why is that?

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@Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:17pm.
I hate the idea that "Obama counts as black".
---------------------> Obama counts as black because he looks black. His experience is a black experience. Most people are mixed, but we usually label ourselves based on our performative roles and experiences.

If you are describing Obama for what ever reason, you would say the half white guy, you'd say the light skin black guy. We say this because we know that Obama has a white mother, but if you didn't it wouldn't matter, he'd be a regular black guy.

SOMEONE having a white mother or father calling themselves black doesn't change the fact that they have white lineage, they are just adhering to a community of people that are like them.... That is human nature.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:06pm.
Tom Hulce was in Parenthood and the voice of Quasimodo in the Disney version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, people! But yes, he's a grizzly bear now.

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He was also in a little movie called Dominick and Eugene as a mentally challenged garbage man. It was actually pretty good.
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Yes, with Ray Liotta. I saw it and liked it too.

Murder the thread with ignorance.

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I hate the idea that "Obama counts as black". He's half black, half white. Why people say he's our first black president is beyond me. He is our first mixed race/biracial president (officially at least, I'm sure many of the others had some mixture in their lineage). For goodness sakes, he grew up exclusively with the white side of his family and he's not some random guy on the street that we size up on the general color of his skin, we all know his background.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:06pm.
Tom Hulce was in Parenthood and the voice of Quasimodo in the Disney version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, people! But yes, he's a grizzly bear now.

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He was also in a little movie called Dominick and Eugene as a mentally challenged garbage man. It was actually pretty good.

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Happy Birthday Tom Hulce - Amadeus, Quasimodo - who has a lovely and beautiful singing voice.

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i love jobeth williams. she was so hot. i guess she's the only female cast member of poltergeist still alive today

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Tom Hulce was in Parenthood and the voice of Quasimodo in the Disney version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, people! But yes, he's a grizzly bear now.

miz cynical's picture

They put that Ashley girl from 'revenge' in the cutest outfits. Plus, she's built like a twig, so that helps, too :).

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:47am.

LOL! I know a guy who watched "The Bat" and said "Endora has a great rack" before he realized what he was saying. He was so full of shame when he realized!

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I love Revenge!!

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caren withak -- I LOVE James Naughton, I think he's so hot; would definitely hit that, so HB to Mr. Naughton.

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Thanks, Apatow, for "Freaks & Geeks!"

Ace of Bass is amazing!

A rousing WHO DAFUCK?!? to everyone else!

"This world is a whore."

Deb's picture

Happy B-Day, Judd Apatow! Funny movies!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:24am.
re. Tom Hulce: he was good in the movie
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Sorry to throw shade on your Tommy :) lol :P

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:16am.
It's Little Edie, of "Grey Gardens"

Lil Edie was quite fetching back in the day herself..hmmm

http://www.sneakymagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/little-edie-75767...

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I'd just like to add that I hate this snarling thing that whater's-her-face is doing up there. Keshit and Rihanna do it too. It doesn't make you look tough, doofus.

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@hekki Most def. A work mate told me about it and so I watched it on youtube. It's just one of those bizzare things that you can't stop watching. Of course then I had to find out how a Bouvier ended up in a high brow version of Hoarders..

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:10am.
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Yes Endora had her day in the sun.

Speaking of Bewitched
Elizabeth Montgomery was another hot piece of ass!:)

http://www.classictvbeauties.com/Elizabeth_Montgomery_Photo_2.jpg

caren withak's picture

HB to Tom Hulce -- so good as wolfie, Dominic and Eugene, Echo Park. James Naughton -- saw him in City of Angels - excellent!!!

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ophy: Oh good. Did you love it? I freaking LOVE that movie. Sorry, I get a little enthusiastic about the Edies.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Whamo: "Awww...Agnes looks pretty here.

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/agnes-moorehead-picture-16360092.h..."

Very pretty! And I never realized how pretty Lucille Ball was in her younger days, either.
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Hell ya Hekki, most all those ladies were quite pretty. Bette Davis even was gorgeous when she was young, check her out here...

http://www.ciakhollywood.com/biografie/bdavis/davis.jpg

Lauren Bacall was my favorite, when she was in her early 20! MAN she was smokin

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re. Tom Hulce: he was good in the movie "Dominick and Eugene," as the mentally disabled brother of a guy played by Ray Liotta. And say what you will about his acting ("Amadeus" is one of my favorite movies), Tom got the last laugh b/c he won a Tony for producing "Spring Awakening" on B'way. You're right about his appearance, though - just Googled a recent pic and YIKES! Tom and Bruce Vilanch rule the bear kingdom now.

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Jack, I had no idea! Adding to the list!!

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Submitted by Terri on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:17am.

THAT'S WHO SHE IS - chick from revenge! She looked familiar but couldn't place her. Thanks :)

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:16am.
ophy: It's Little Edie, of "Grey Gardens". Used to be my avvie a long time ago, and since I can't manipulate my usual avvie to add a Santa hat like all the other cool kids, she's baaaaack.

If you haven't seen "Grey Gardens" (the ORIGINAL documentary), you must. MUST.

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Oh yes, I have had the privilege of seeing the Grey Gardens doc. Hekki ;)

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What's "Revenge"?

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:02am.
Tom Hulce was great as Amadeus, but did he do anything else?
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!! HE WAS "PINTO" IN ANIMAL HOUSE HELLOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1095698,00.html

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"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

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Not sure exactly who it is but I would love to ring her bell....

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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Terri's picture

She's Ashley on "Revenge". she also was in Showtime's "Diary of a CallGirl." I'm sure there are much sluttier photos of her from there.

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ophy: It's Little Edie, of "Grey Gardens". Used to be my avvie a long time ago, and since I can't manipulate my usual avvie to add a Santa hat like all the other cool kids, she's baaaaack.

If you haven't seen "Grey Gardens" (the ORIGINAL documentary), you must. MUST.

ETA: And she's wearing TWO Santa hats because that's what Little Edie would have done.

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Whamo, I'm intrigued! I'll have to check out imdb.

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Submitted by Whamo: "Awww...Agnes looks pretty here.

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/agnes-moorehead-picture-16360092.h..."

Very pretty! And I never realized how pretty Lucille Ball was in her younger days, either.

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I love to hate her on Revenge!
Hope Ashley isn't gone for good?

shandi's picture

Who? Seems like no one know that girl in the picture.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:04am.

Awww...Agnes looks pretty here.

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/agnes-moorehead-picture-16360092.h...

Wow. I can't believe that's Endora. I still have fond memories of her as the town grouch in Pollyanna.. and of course Bewitched.

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who?

wow it's sad when that fucking annoying whiny bitch, Stephenie LaGrossssssssssssssa is almost the only one I know....

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:02am.
Tom Hulce was great as Amadeus, but did he do anything else?

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Any and everything I saw him do after Amadeus was SO cheesy I was amazed he was as good as he was in that Amadeus.

I remember laughing thinking this guy can't act for shit!

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:54am.

Scared! lol

Awww...Agnes looks pretty here.

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/agnes-moorehead-picture-16360092.h...

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She's from Revenge on ABC.

LaChaylo's picture

Tom Hulce was great as Amadeus, but did he do anything else?

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:54am.
Thought this was Leah Remini. And that's not a compliment, whoever you are.

hahaha! with a dash of SamanTA Micelli..

hey who is that in the santa cap Hekki?