Ke$hit Has Some Words Of Advice for Teen Mom Jenelle Evans
On last week's episode of the #1 facepalm-inducing show on basic cable Teen Mom 2, Jenelle Evans became an instant role model (again) to dumb bitches everywhere when she told her lawyer that she couldn't start serving her jail sentence on a certain day, because she didn't want to miss the most important event in her life: Ke$ha's concert. Well, Jenelle's personal messiah Ke$ha has responded to one of her devoted followers risking being put on probation for another year to watch a trash heap refugee pussy pop for 2 hours. via HuffPo:
Have you seen this episode of "Teen Mom," where a woman who's due in jail begs her lawyer to keep her out until she can attend one of your shows? What's your reaction to that?
She is the reason I do what I do. Go grrrl don't let the man hold you down! We R Who We R!!!!
Now Jenelle knows how one of Je$us' disciples felt when he spoke to them personally.
Ke$hit is right, though. Jenelle is fighting the man and she's this generation's answer to Martin Luther King Jr. I can't wait to hear her very own "I had a dream...or maybe it was a shroom hallucination" speech. Jenelle's new husband is lucky to be married to such an important activist. Marrying Jenelle is the best decision he's ever made...next to getting her full name tattooed above his nipple, of course.
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I just keep hearing Shrek say, "Ya DONKEY!"
Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 7:00pm.
Queen Velveeta, check out picmonkey.com, you can add stuff and touch up photos, etc. They have festive hats and such.
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Oooh that's cool. I'm going to check that out. :)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Eww, zombie lovechild of Marilyn Mason and meth, who dyed its hair white. Ugly as sin.
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This is the kind of picture that makes you jump back from the screen, while saying "what the fuck?!"
Hi...I'm here for the gangbang
Dear god, that is the scariest picture I have ever seen.
I have no idea who this skank is and by the looks of her I don't want to, Feral.
The real story is that Ke$ha is still relevant three years on. Who say THAT coming.
Queen Velveeta, check out picmonkey.com, you can add stuff and touch up photos, etc. They have festive hats and such.
Is it just me or does she look like a distant cousin of Goofy?
GAAAAHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!
*punches own face*
I try not to buy into conspiracies...but the Illuminati shit in her Gonna Die Young video is astounding. Pentagras, pyramid eyes, black liquid...it is a little nutz
@ Queenvelveeta, I went and uploaded my pic on photobucket and then went buck with their editing tools. It doesn't look too good, but hey, I free handed that shit. They didn't have a prepared Santa hat.
OT: How is everyone putting the Santa caps on your pics????????
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:17pm.
Holy fuck, she looks like the human incarnation of meth. Just looking at her makes me want to run down the street ringing a bell and shouting, "unclean, unclean!"
And if I were Jenelle's mom, I honestly think I'd try to get custody of her kid, legally. Or give custody to some relative who has their head screwed on straight. And I question whether a sack of shit like Jenelle would even care if someone else took the kid.
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The father is trying to gain custody because DNA recently proved the kid was his so now he can take action! He's some kind of model in NY so maybe he has some stability?....
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Jennelle's mom does have custody of the kid. When they were on 16 & Preggers the mom was adamant that Jenelle give the child up for adoption, but she refused. So she kept the baby which she was interested in for all of ten minutes before motherhood got in the way of partying and smoking pot. Homegirl wasn't about to let a pesky kid get in the way of her good times!
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:37pm.
Sans Fards & MissAnnThrope - I haven't watched Teen Mom in a while, but did you ever egt the sense that Janelle's mom was a bit Spechul? I'm not sure if having her mom raise the grandson is a good idea considering how Janelle turned out. It was clear that the girl got away with whatever she wanted when she was younger. Maybe adoption?
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I think the mom has her own set of problems....she and her daughter would get into such vicious fights. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Frankly I think the kid would be better off being raised by wolves than anyone in that family.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
If by "man" she means Jesus, she is just stating the obvious . Fucking illuminati puppet.
Holy fuck, she looks like the human incarnation of meth. Just looking at her makes me want to run down the street ringing a bell and shouting, "unclean, unclean!"
And if I were Jenelle's mom, I honestly think I'd try to get custody of her kid, legally. Or give custody to some relative who has their head screwed on straight. And I question whether a sack of shit like Jenelle would even care if someone else took the kid.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope: "I hate to sound like an old cranky fart... but here I go... I seriously hope Janelle and Keshit aren't the norm for their generation. Because their generation is going to be running the country and the nursing homes, and health care and social security, etc."
Nah. There are plenty of good kids out there. They are just drowned out by the attention-seeking train wrecks.
I think it's a Boston accent. But I could be wrong.
Jenelle's mom's accent confuses me, she sounds like she's from New Hamp~shah but I think they moved to the South from New Jersey?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:02pm.
Sun In? They still make that?
Oh yeah, it's only available at high end boutiques like Tarjay.
Hola Ms. Twatty! :D
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:54pm.
I would have gained a teeny ounce of respect for Kesha if she had said, "I hope Jennelle enjoys watching with HER BOOOOOOOYFRIEEEEEEEEEND!!!
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KEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAA!
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SMOKING WEEEEEEEEEED ON THE PORCH!
HIGH! HIGH! YOU'RE BOTH HIGH!!!
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:17pm.
Left you a note in last OP. I'm out for awhile.
Have a Good Day if I don't talk to you later.
Pushy
Sun In? They still make that?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:54pm.
I would have gained a teeny ounce of respect for Kesha if she had said, "I hope Jennelle enjoys watching with HER BOOOOOOOYFRIEEEEEEEEEND!!!
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KEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAA!
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SMOKING WEEEEEEEEEED ON THE PORCH!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I picture Ke$ha reading all these comments and laughing and spitting on her computer screen
Of course it is, silly billy! When it's warmer I like to enhance it with Sun In.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:28pm.
is your back hair blonde too?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:54pm.
I would have gained a teeny ounce of respect for Kesha if she had said, "I hope Jennelle enjoys watching with HER BOOOOOOOYFRIEEEEEEEEEND!!!
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KEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAA!
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:45pm.
Ophelia..elegance defined!
If they had any REAL klass they would have gone Chez Le Lobsteur Rouge..
I would have gained a teeny ounce of respect for Kesha if she had said, "I hope Jennelle enjoys watching with HER BOOOOOOOYFRIEEEEEEEEEND!!!
There is no god!!!
Someone should really muzzle this dog.
Ophelia..elegance defined!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
haha snowy!!
@Snowpiece -- LOL at the pic of their apres nuptials dinner at Le Olive Gardon..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2243114/Teen-Mom-star-Jenel...
Sans Fards & MissAnnThrope - I haven't watched Teen Mom in a while, but did you ever egt the sense that Janelle's mom was a bit Spechul? I'm not sure if having her mom raise the grandson is a good idea considering how Janelle turned out. It was clear that the girl got away with whatever she wanted when she was younger. Maybe adoption?
WTF MTV? Is MTV attempting to educate and enlighten or is it purely for ratings, from a public who both can & can't see the glorification of stupidity? Just enrages me that this teen lacks any common sense whatsoever and Ke$hit is validating that. GG - Keef! HAHAHA! Good one!
Dear God, please don't ever let Kesha breed.
Thank you,
The Human Race
MissAnnThrope, that's why I jumped into my bunker. Look at the Jersey Shore goons, the uneducated and spoilt tramps on those Teen Mom shows, my own niece. This is the Fame WHore generation. They all think they deserve to be rich and famous without having to work.*closes bunker door*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm going to show this picture to my kids as a deterrent to drugs.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:18pm.
I've watched one episode of that show and I felt so sorry for her mom. I can't fathom how heartbreaking it would be to watch your daughter circling the drain like that. As for Jenelle she needs a swift kick in the taint and some bootcamp.
HBM -- hey, love! <3 I LOVE the Inky avie -- so handsome & squishy -- squee!!!
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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary
is your back hair blonde too?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
JINX SF!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:20pm.
Ah, so I'm a bit late. I am a natural blonde.
And I had an exam yesterday.
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You are one forgetful fish!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I thought previously Amber was the worst Teen Mom. But then I saw this violent piece of gutter trash and she makes Amber look like Mother Freakin Teresa. At least Amber voluntarily turned herself in to a judge and has some desire to get better. There might be a sliver of hope for her.
This one on the other hand...MTV should pay for her sterilization so that she never reproduces again.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Lord have mercy. If you told me that was a picture of the Crackie of Camden during her blonde phase, I would have believed it.
MissAnnThrope I feel sorry for her Mom in a way too but the way she acts is just pathetic and the way they have both been SCREAMING CURSES in poor lil Jase's ears since he was a tiny baby, the poor thing is prolly deaf by now!
Jenelle makes Amber look like Mom of the Year, LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Ah, so I'm a bit late. I am a natural blonde.
And I had an exam yesterday.