Lenny Kravtiz's Body Language Says It All
When you come across a horny cougar in the wild and she busts into her mating call dance, it's best to sit really still and don't make eye contact, which is exactly what Lenny Kravitz did at Chanel's Art Basel party in Miami last night. I don't know if Lenny is flipping the photographer off for capturing this hilariously awkward moment or he's flipping himself off for putting himself in that position. Whatever the case may be, I see Demi Moore eyeing his middle finger the same way a cat-in-heat eyes the tip of a Q-tip. Jump it, ride it, break it, Demi.
Demi was at the Chanel party with her new 20-something piece and when she wasn't sticking her tongue down his mouth hole, she was riding the beat bareback-style. Lenny Kravitz looks like a cross between a kid who's embarrassed by his mom and a tortured prisoner who is too stunned to move. It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once. Stacy Keibler should be taking notes, because if she served moves like that to George Clooney, he would've married her a million times over by now.
And no, the dude in the navy blazer doesn't speak for us all. I don't ever want Demi to stop. Because the beat stops if Demi isn't whipping it with her hot, sweet moves.
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I don't have a problem with anyone having a good time either - as long as I don't have to see it. Jeebus. So many people now just refuse to believe they're not 25 anymore, and dance around like fools in public, embarrassing everyone around them (poor Lenny) and causing their photos to show up on all the gossip websites.
Please, folks - control yourselves. No one needs to see you do "The Twist" with splayed legs.
Women in their early 20s have cellulite, so Demi's skin is not an age issue. It just happens.
I hope she finds happiness. She really did try to break out of the sex symbol image but it is difficult to do. She has been publicly humiliated. I cut her slack. And all of this focus on age is ridiculous.
OMG Demi is drunk on Red Bull again! There are 3 RedBulls in front of her at the table. Didn't she go to rehab for Red Bull and whip-its?
How can she dance in public? Hasn't she learned her lesson from the Snoop Dog concert catastrophe?
No wonder why her daughters don't talk to her.
I can hear Ashton and Mila Kunis laughing all the way from their romantic vacation!!
Poor Demi. She is so fucking pathetic at this point.
I just caught the distressingly awful "St Elmo's Fire" the other night and she was just terrible in it--she couldn't act then and she can't act now. But she's made herself a little money and should just enjoy it, act her fucking age (you can still have fun at 50, fuckface--just not quite like you did at 21) and quit trying to shake her wrinkly ass in everyone's face.
lmao, I don't mind her having a good time (albeit at Lenny's expense) but please find shoes that fit hun...the toe hanging over is never a good look, just ask Jessica "I MAKE shoes but can't find my size" Simpson
Evidently nobody shared with her that video of what she looks like when she's throwing down these slutty slut slut moves. I can't imagine she would be doing this in public after watching what she looked like at Snoops concert, and the embarrassment on his face, as well as that on her husbands face. And, just to clarify, it's not cool to look like a monkey having a seizure, at any age....but at fifty you're supposed to be clued in to that fact.
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she dances like elaine from seinfeld.
someone tell this bitch her life aint st. elmo fire movie.
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... is ... is she ... snapping her fingers?
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but, then again, what do i know?
When you come across a horny cougar in the wild and she busts into her mating call dance, it's best to sit really still and don't make eye contact
THIS! OMG, she is FIFTY! God DANG GET A LIFE OLD COUGAR! Why is she so fucking DESPERATE? She looks good, but dear me, she really needs to get real. What a douche. And by the way, you can look great, and have a great time at 50 or any age, but the important point here--- is to always act your age, act like you know something. Don't embarass yourself and PLEASE wear age appropriate clothes. You had your shot at showing off your ass 25 (TWENTY FIVE!!) years ago. Sit DOWN.
I see nothing wrong with her outfit. It's covered up except for the legs, and it's a basic, night out ensemble that many people would wear. The no short skirts after a certain age rule doesn't have to apply to everyone. Depends on your appearance and how you carry yourself, and when she's sober, she can pull it off, so why not?
Dunno if Lenny's hatin' this at all, seems he's chatting her up in all the other thumbs, lol. Demi still cannot dance for shit, she looks ridiculous.
((Mickey)), "wanton slut" HAHAHAHAAH
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I feel for her kids. Imagine seeing your mom splashed all over the magazines behaving like a wanton slut.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
holy fuck, you can still smoke in clubs?
She's wearing a knitted onesie, just like my 5-month-old neice!
Srsly, can't blame the girl for dancing. If there's Kool & the Gang or Earth Wind & Fire playing anywhere - grocery store, car, party - I cannot help but bust out my embarrassingly uncool moves, much to the mortification of all in my vicinity.
However, I wish she wouldn't splay her thighs like that while sitting down. Keep your knees together or cross your legs, Dummi!
Submitted by rosehips69 on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:32pm.
Memo to Demi: No one at any age does this at parties, unless they're lame attention whores. I remember Paris Hilton pulling this shit in her 20s.
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Paris still does it at almost 32. There are pics.
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"Everybody is giving her shit for being "old," but this behavior is pathetic at any age. Why do we excuse it on the basis of youth?"
Well youth and stupidity often go hand-in-hand... With age comes maturity, no? Okay, maybe not in my case, but it is the expectation.
I think she looks pretty good, but "Good for 50", does not mean you should raid your 20 year old daughter's closet...
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Demi, stop. Please, just stop.
Lenny Kravitz is two-bit garbage.
that's all i've got to say about that.
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I'll make fun of the MANY DESERVING ASPECTS of Dumi that deserve to be made fun of...but I can't make fun of her body (or legs). Her bod looks fantastic.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:40pm.
It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once.
ROTFL!!! I feel sort of bad for Stacy Keibler. She always looks kind of lost like she's not really sure what she should do at these sorts of events. Then again, that just might be her face.
--I think it might be her lack of a career.
I get a kick out of the guy on the left side of the main pic. He's holding up his hand as if to say, "I can't even look at this awful dancing attempt or I'll lose it!".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Memo to Demi: No one at any age does this at parties, unless they're lame attention whores. I remember Paris Hilton pulling this shit in her 20s.
No one's saying you can't dance, but dancing, alone, for attention like a drunk 20-something is so sad.
Say what you want, but she looks better than all the girls there. Look at her next to that Keibler elf. The elf got nothing! And PT Bull-you're right, Lenny was probably all over her when the cameras weren't looking.
I love the glasses shot. It's as if she had to read whether the Red Bull was sugar free or not and the olds got in the way. But whatever; you work it Demi!
I think she's obviously a young soul and she's aging and she was always beautiful and 'the thing' and that is hard.
I think she is still beautiful and hopefully she realizes that and cools out and just enjoys life as healthfully as possible.
Dinty Moore! Funny, TwatM!
for 50 she is the standard...trust me, I am 50 and wish my legs were as nice as hers, not overly muscular, but still very feminine, her face not so much, she is not plastic looking thank
God, no botox from what I can see, but she just looks rough and that is from her starvation diet or red bull and whip its...no as far as the "Elain Bennis" dance moves...whoah, there is a time when you should just tap your feet or snap your fingers or maybe shake your head to the tunes, but please don't bust a move...girl, for the love of God, stop dancing Demi!!
I can't really blame Demi - I would lose my shit too if I was that close to the hotness known as Lenny. I know he's a tool with the indoor sunglasses and what not, but I would break that man's pelvis in half!
If you think her legs look good, you need granny glasses yourself. Cover it up Demi, or work out girl!! Red Bull and Whip-its is not the way. I can't hate on the dancing, cause I replay her video every time MK does a post on her, just for the laughs. It's so awesomely bad and she keeps it coming, kind of like Donald Trump's hair do.
Lol to all the bad dorm room, seventies style decor comments. The whole thing looks pretentious and boring. Lenny looks like he wants to stab someone, and Stacy is clueless. Demi's friends need to take a step back from being seen with her and urge her to get therapy.
Everybody is giving her shit for being "old," but this behavior is pathetic at any age. Why do we excuse it on the basis of youth?
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:06pm.
CHEERS!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:28pm. I mean you're not suppose to just stop at 50 and pretend you were never a wild child what fun is that!
LOL No way should we stop having fun and being wild at 50! Pushy dances like Elaine but that doesn't stop me--I just do it at home just to entertain Mr on occasion. Big laughs for him.
Also, I'll bet lenny is playing it cool in public, but tapped it in a big way once the cameras moved on. We men are dawgs, despite the best of our pretentions.
On the other hand so can cocaine, ecstasy, and alcohol... I have seen plenty of pre-menopausal young ladies act inappropriately using these external hormones. ;)
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Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:28pm.
She is having a mid-life crisis and possibly also going through menopause? Menopause can make a lady act whackanoodle, the hormones are swingin' from right to left at the drop of a hat.
I wonder if there is even music playing? That party looks...weird. Are they in a Days Inn lobby?
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:56pm
Shit, I haven't had a period in 5 years, but I can still dance my ass off! (It does hurt afterward, though).
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Is that Renee Zellweger serving drinks in thumb 3?
She does look damn good. But did anyone else notice that she is the ONLY one dancing?!
Throw back some injustice-tinis and enjoy!
This trick is half 100. Sit yo old ass down and take off them glasses.
Submitted by Grace Jones on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:55pm.
What is she Ramona Singer from RHNY now? Getting wasted and popping her 50 year old pussy at parties like she's still in her 20s! Pathetic!
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Hahahaha!
Poor Demi is looking pretty haggard. And what's with the weird dancing? Is that supposed to be funny or is she just a really bad dancer?
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Lenny must have attended some Survival in the Wild classes the way he's handling that cougar situation.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:26pm.
Wow, this is an awkward moment. But Lenny is playing it right by keeping perfectly still. Sometimes they just sniff you up and move on...
Ahahahaha!!
Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:28pm.
She is having a mid-life crisis and possibly also going through menopause? Menopause can make a lady act whackanoodle, the hormones are swingin' from right to left at the drop of a hat.
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All true. However, menopause doesn't make a woman lose her sense of rhythm if she has one.
Shit, I haven't had a period in 5 years, but I can still dance my ass off! (It does hurt afterward, though).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Next thing we know, this desperate to be young dumbass will have a full sleeve of tattoos and a nose ring...
When Courteney Cox could play you in the Funny or Die parody video, it's time to hang it up.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:26pm.
Wow, this is an awkward moment. But Lenny is playing it right by keeping perfectly still. Sometimes they just sniff you up and move on...
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks, Dirk! I needed that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:29pm.
if you have a kid, the boobs get put away, if you're old enough to be a grandma, the skirt/shorts length comes down. It really is that simple Demi.
You were raised a lady!
Wonder if Demi's booked a plastic surgery consult already after getting a load of her legs in the top left pic. Normal at 50? Yes. Acceptable to a plastic surgery junkie? NO.
Jesus, she makes Blohan seem stable.
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baaahaha she's doing the Elaine dance from Seinfeld.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Holy shit this picture is perfect. You can FEEL his embarrassment for her.
"Moooom, stop it!!!"
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