Lenny Kravtiz's Body Language Says It All
When you come across a horny cougar in the wild and she busts into her mating call dance, it's best to sit really still and don't make eye contact, which is exactly what Lenny Kravitz did at Chanel's Art Basel party in Miami last night. I don't know if Lenny is flipping the photographer off for capturing this hilariously awkward moment or he's flipping himself off for putting himself in that position. Whatever the case may be, I see Demi Moore eyeing his middle finger the same way a cat-in-heat eyes the tip of a Q-tip. Jump it, ride it, break it, Demi.
Demi was at the Chanel party with her new 20-something piece and when she wasn't sticking her tongue down his mouth hole, she was riding the beat bareback-style. Lenny Kravitz looks like a cross between a kid who's embarrassed by his mom and a tortured prisoner who is too stunned to move. It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once. Stacy Keibler should be taking notes, because if she served moves like that to George Clooney, he would've married her a million times over by now.
And no, the dude in the navy blazer doesn't speak for us all. I don't ever want Demi to stop. Because the beat stops if Demi isn't whipping it with her hot, sweet moves.
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She is FRIED
Does she not have any good friends to tell her to STFD and stop embarrassing herself? So rich, so famous, so lonely.
You would think having EVERYONE IN THE WORLD mocking a youtube video of you dancing would keep you from dancing in future.
She's like a real-life Elaine Benes.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:36pm.
Can't disagree. By your fifties, people expect you to have developed more class and maturity than to snog somebody at a party. It's gross.
The sad thing is she still looks pretty good for her age, due to all the surgery she's had. If she tried to act with some class and maturity, she would look YOUNGER than she is.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What is she Ramona Singer from RHNY now? Getting wasted and popping her 50 year old pussy at parties like she's still in her 20s! Pathetic!
Ho best back off my man!
If this came as a video I think it would easily top Spartan High!!
Submitted by perky on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:39pm.
Yeah, give her a break! She's got a fresh, clean diaper and she's ready to par-taaaaay! You go, Grandma Moore!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
These photos should be in People magazine's "Just Like Us" spread labelled "Drunk Mess". Everybody looks completely wasted. Good times.
That's the saddest art party ever. Red Bull is scary stuff.
Which Miami club is decorating in Brady Bunch kitsch? I've never seen an indoor palm at The Delano or Tides.
these pictures remind me of that South Park episode where Michael Jackson moves a curiously non-lupine-looking Blanket to South Park under the name "Mr. Jefferson". At first, it was cool that "Mr. Jefferson" liked to play, but then it was kinda weird. Eventually, Mr. Jefferson donned a Peter Pan outfit and was singing "lalala I'm a little boyyyyy foreverrrrrr!!!" That's when the kids really knew there was something wrong with Mr. Jefferson.
I can almost see Demi singing "lalala I'm the hottest girl in the club foreverrrrrrrrr" in her head.
Bitch is the new Michael Jackson.
Now, if she could just develop a taste for Propofol...
This party looks about as fun as a root canal. "We're sooo famous, yet sooo boring!"
Lenny Kravtiz's Body Language Says It All
It says she just farted and is wafting the stench about.
Hahaha. It's been far too long since we've seen Demi's sweet dance moves. Shake it 'til you break it, girlfriend!
Do the funky chicken, pathetica!
It makes me think of that goofy dance that Kristen Wiig does in Bridesmaids when she gets pulled over by the cop..
I'm predicting another 911 call for her ass at Christmas time because she's persona non gratta with her taters and I'm sure she won't get an invite to her boyfriend's family's place.
Pop that pussy, Demi.
it is seriously time for her to take a good four inches or more off her hair. looks all stringy.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I think DoMe Moore looks like shit. Frozen face, horse teeth, no lips, cheek implants, botox, her face is stretched tighter than a drum. That pretty young thang on the other side of DoMe in the first thumbnail is far far prettier.
Put it away, granny, no one wants to see yo' shit!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Gawd, no wonder the Tater Tots are so embarrassed by their mother's behavior.
WTF with all the Red Bull cans?!?!? I thought she got rid of that Monkey.........
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once.
ROTFL!!! I feel sort of bad for Stacy Keibler. She always looks kind of lost like she's not really sure what she should do at these sorts of events. Then again, that just might be her face.
No wonder her daughters don't speak to her. What a pathetic woman.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Do the funky chicken, desperate ass!
Someone needs to come get their mama STAT! Everything about theses photos are sad and awkward. From Lenny K (you're above this, K!), to the Redbulls and college dorm room setting and especially that onesie Demi Moore is bumping and grinding in. Just NO. Desperate and drunk is not the look. Ashton STILL doesn't want you, girl.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
LOLOLOL!! Ohh my I really needed this laugh today.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Yeah, give her a break! She's got a fresh, clean diaper and she's ready to par-taaaaay! You go, Grandma Moore!
Oh Christ- I wouldn't have recognised her. She's changed her face.
Demi's pathetic and desperate. I read she was making out with her 24 year old boy toy. What 50 year old makes out at a party? Asswipe.
she should just change her name to Do-me Moore
Tragic bitch!