Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much Stalking The Wanted Now
The last time Lindsay Lohan followed The Wanted somewhere, she ended up being dragged away in handcuffs after a Florida psychic wrongfully set her up by running into her fist. That didn't keep LiLo from stalking The Wanted, because she showed up in Philadelphia last night to see them perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball. You know LiLo is truly hard up for some British boy band dick when she gets up at 6am to take the $15 Chinatown bus from NYC to Philadelphia.
LiLo dressed up like a teenage runaway junkie and managed to get backstage to hang out with Max George (aka the bald one) by telling security that she was the winner of a charity contest. Surprisingly for everyone, LiLo didn't whoop a trick or get into any trouble. All she did was use her old witch claw to sign an autograph. Or should I say, LiLo thought she was signing an autograph, but was actually signing served civil papers. (Pro tip to servers everywhere: If you want Lindsay Lohan to sign, just ask her for an autograph. The mess falls for it every time.)
And if you were backstage at last night's Jingle Ball and asked the question, "Where is my wallet?", you now have your answer!
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Max George (aka the bald one)I peed!
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I am so relieved I'm not the only one that thinks this dude looks like Joran Van Der Sloot
Ok, who thinks LieHo will croak before the end of the year? We got a death pool Vegas 2013 goin right now. I think it's really funny that she is nothing more than a fucking JOKE and she REALLY thinks she is the shit, I just CAN'T wrap my head around that. I mean really, what the HELL is it gonna take to burst that crack bubble this hag lives in!!!!
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i did look at the pics, ugly is right. have no clue who this band is. having long ago been in the music business somewhat i can say that i would bet money that the bands management is encouraging this behavior because it generates buzz and you tube, web hits for the band..............the old "no such thing as bad publicity"
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:55pm.
Max gave her the backstage pass and now she is on the tour bus with them to their next stop, he basically said they are fuck buddies. Oh the glamours life of a groupie/criminal.
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Well she better get her freckled ass back to LA next Wednesday for her court appearance...
I just hafta say that she looks really really disgusting. This guy could probably have any chick he wanted but he chooses her? Dayum.
I think I'm going to refrain from saying anything bad about Lindsey anymore... I think her end is near.
This is why I could never be a stalker. First you need stalking time. I have to work every damn day. Then of course, it's time consuming. I'm lucky to have enough time to shit, shower and shave and get ready for another working day. Not to mention MONEY...who can afford all the plane trips and concert tickets to be at ALL of someones shows and appearances. I give a lot of credit to real stalkers though...it takes some serious dedication!
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Max gave her the backstage pass and now she is on the tour bus with them to their next stop, he basically said they are fuck buddies. Oh the glamours life of a groupie/criminal.
So...dude tells tmz that he is NOT dating LL and doesn't know how she got backstage.
Next story-who gets a ride on "The Wanted" (not really wanted, blech) tour bus to their next gig? With a personal invitation from baldy!? Says he lied to tmz before, he invited her to the Jingle Ball. =o/
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Christ, she is grody! Blorrggh!
Pains me to say it but Max has a pretty face.
The rest of The Wanted need to put an "Un" in front of the name though.
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Oh, how did I miss all these gems? There are too many to single out, so just kudos to all you horz who made me laugh out loud reading this. The Lohan and Kardashian posts are ALWAYS good for LOL goodness. *heart swells with pride*
I would have expected to see her trying to get an older, richer sugar daddy with the problems she has.
She clearly wasn't paying attention in Golddigger 101.
Never mind, I forgot she doesn't have any problems, so her world view is skewed.
Seems like she is trolling for a little cock before they trow her nasty snatch in the pound.
She is so fucking revolting on every level I can't even imagine that anyone would want to run the risk of giving her a hot beefy injection.
Seems like she is trolling for a little cock before they trow her nasty snatch in the pound.
She is so fucking revolting on every level I can't even imagine that anyone would want to run the risk of giving her a hot beefy injection.
Why do I see that pic and think she's saying, "and your little dog, too!?!"
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Lol@Johan Van Der Sloot! Thats hilarious...
She`s going after the Wal-Mart roll-back version of One Direction now eh. I guess The Wiggles turned her down.
Cant we arrange for her to get a date with the REAL Van der Sloot guy? A conjugal visit? :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The serial killer look is such a babe magnet these days. Hag-han will be lucky to get this guy to even look at her without gagging.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:34pm.
Fare? She just blew the bus driver.
"The Bald One" looks like "The Psycho One" Joran Van Der Sloot
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:44pm.
Slutpunzel, Slutpunzel, let down your extensions.
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lmaooooooooooo
i work with a chick with hideous long gross extensions and now im going think this every time i see her
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I think she has lost pretty much all sense of reality. The drugs have finally eaten away her brain...how she functions, walks in a straight line, and or forms a sentence I will never even know.
Slutpunzel, Slutpunzel, let down your extensions.
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Is Lindsay two people? Because she really looks different every time she's photographed. And what's with the formaldahyde hands?!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:19pm.
*making blow-job gesture*
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That's probably what she did for the bus fare. :)
Who would want to date (fuck) her? I can't even see someone doing it for bragging rights anymore. Maybe the band is benefiting from the publicity that she brings with her wherever she goes. Kinda like pigpen from Charlie Brown... it follows her around like a dirty freckled cloud...
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i thought that was an old pic of sam kinison at first
Aaaand I just looked at that group photo. Roundhouse barf to all of them. Yuck.
"This world is a whore."
A dude in a boy band? Really? I thought her whole schtick was being delusional and aiming too high??? She seems like the kind of girl you try to be pleasant to because no one else will, then she decides you are her bff/soulmate...then fights with you at 4am for not paying enough attention to her.
"This world is a whore."
She looks like an O'Cedar mop that's been used to scrape a fry-o-lator.
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*making blow-job gesture*
Lindsay is such a bloatface now and the "beanie" makes her look like a homeless elf. The Swifter wore one the other day, nuff said.
Are the Wanted even friends with her? She's so passé and uncool I'd believe she was doing all this on her own. Eeek.
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You would think their manager would bar her from backstage or any celeb treatment.
firecrotch is on loose...
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She needs to learn how to apply blush. BLECH!
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:47pm.
thanks!
i'm also working on a version of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", but i can't decide if the yellow should be referring the teeth, or the rocks... oh, the trials of a songwriter, i tell ya!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
She's been wearing these stupid floppy beanies lately. Now that she's broke, I bet her weave is in absolute shambles. You can probably see straight through it to her freckled raw scalp. Nasty!!
anyone see the irony in lohan stalking the wanted and that he ass is wanted in CA for probation violation?
ha ha
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I thought that was boho emma stone.
someone has probably said this before me, but I'm going to say it anyway... he looks EXACTLY like that Vander whatshisname, the one who raped and killed that Holloway girl and then that other spanish girl... he is so CREEPY looking. figures Lindsay would pick him to stalk and go back to being hetero for... daddy issues?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:30pm.
Bwahahaha ESE!! Brilliant! *holds up lighter*
when will girls/women realize that when a guy spends his time in a boy band, he's not doing it for the gain of female attention?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
why does the term "smelly pirate hooker" come to mind? maybe b/c I was watching Anchorman; maybe b/c she looks like/is one? who knows
Submitted by GingerSoul on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:29pm.
Are those red cushions behind la Lohan, or did she bring extra back up lips?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:40pm.
Seriously, they all look like Twinky Von Twinksters to me
just because they aren't all old and decrepid like your dream woman, Demi.....don't be hatin, LOL
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Wha wha whaaat dream girl!? Let's not get all crazy on me now woman, I mean pokin and dreamin two different animals completely :P
@ Twatty, ya I guess we gettin older...well I am anyway, I'm SURE you're still the pretty 29 year old you've always been:)
well, it seems to me, that you lived your life,
like a candle cooking a spoon.
never knowing, that last call,
was meant for you.
oh, don't mind me... i'm just working on a writer's credit from Elton... *fingers crossed, and hoping*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Are those red cushions behind la Lohan, or did she bring extra back up lips?