Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much Stalking The Wanted Now
The last time Lindsay Lohan followed The Wanted somewhere, she ended up being dragged away in handcuffs after a Florida psychic wrongfully set her up by running into her fist. That didn't keep LiLo from stalking The Wanted, because she showed up in Philadelphia last night to see them perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball. You know LiLo is truly hard up for some British boy band dick when she gets up at 6am to take the $15 Chinatown bus from NYC to Philadelphia.
LiLo dressed up like a teenage runaway junkie and managed to get backstage to hang out with Max George (aka the bald one) by telling security that she was the winner of a charity contest. Surprisingly for everyone, LiLo didn't whoop a trick or get into any trouble. All she did was use her old witch claw to sign an autograph. Or should I say, LiLo thought she was signing an autograph, but was actually signing served civil papers. (Pro tip to servers everywhere: If you want Lindsay Lohan to sign, just ask her for an autograph. The mess falls for it every time.)
And if you were backstage at last night's Jingle Ball and asked the question, "Where is my wallet?", you now have your answer!
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what's with the do-rag on her head? that guy DOES look like joran van der sloot. i never heard of this band and from the looks of them, i don't want to.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:15pm.
don't you hate that?
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YES - I despise it! Yesterday's pictures of Taylor Swift showed her making the same dumb decision with her hat. Wouldn't it be a pain in the ass to keep on that way? Not to mention it looks soooo stupid!
She's stalking her victim. His people should be keeping an eye on her. She probably knows he parties hard, and thinks thats how she can get her claws in on him.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Obviously One Direction's handlers wouldn't let this bitch within 1,000 feet of the boys if she's chasing after this second-rate act. Look at the second thumbnail. Fucking ugly.
"she ended up being dragged away in handcuffs after a Florida psychic wrongfully set her up by running into her fist."
FUCKING LOOOOLLLLL!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:08pm.
Shithan has NO SHAME. He rejected you once dumbass, move on.
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Yes, Redmond, but stalking is how she got on SNL and Diz & Lick!
Funny how the Greyhound leaves from Chinatown in NYC, and arrives in Chinatwon in Philly. Chi sin aa!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Everything about this chick is cringeworthy.
Also, I think I missed the memo. Boybands are a *thing* again?
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Douchechill!
snowpiece -- still not old enough to have been exposed to the numerous diseases she has. Shit, the CDC can't even keep up with the diseases Blohan has.
luvsmekitty -- don't you hate that? I have a hat like that, but I pull it forward, not where it's sitting on the back of my head -- I HATE THAT!!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by snowpiece: "can you imagine wanting to hook up with Lohan? i think Paris Hilton would be a cleaner bet at this point"
Thing is, as much as I despise Paris and Kim K, and I know their holes are petri dishes, I don't doubt that they bathe daily. They don't have dirt under their nails and burns and nicotine stains on their hands. And I don't think I've ever seen Kim drunk. Then again, Lindsay doesn't bother pretending she is a charitable giving person. Or use and abandon her accessory pets.
So I don't know.
Is it just me or does that guy look like the asshole who killed Natalee Holloway?
Shithan has NO SHAME. He rejected you once dumbass, move on.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:01pm.
JINX! The fact that this kid so resembles a 2 time murderer makes him SO HOT!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hate that fucking hat she's wearing. "I think I'll just keep the BACK of my head warm today."
There's a Brit porn star named Danny Mountain that looks like him. Isn't that more her speed? James Deen should have introduced her.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:59pm.
Bloat-han looks like holy hell. Leave that Van der Slooty boy alone!
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Woah - you and I are in sync today.
one reason I get The Wanted and One Direction confused is they both have the token Indian/Pakistani guy who looks exactly the same....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
So she wants to take a ride on Joran van der Sloot?
Nice.
Bloat-han looks like holy hell. Leave that Van der Slooty boy alone!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Twattty I looked it up, he's 24, she's not as bad as Swifty, I guess, LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
let me guess...she's "too good" to lipo that turkey waddle, right? she's trying to age gracefully like Susan Sarandon? BARF
So that's what Robbie Williams would look like without hair....
She is so fucking PATHETIC!
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I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you, I was trouble
You know that I'm no good
What she won't do for good dick.
He's kinda hot but looks retarded, so she might have a shot.
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Lucie -- hey, love! <3
Whamo -- if anyone else here knows who Swifty Lazar is, they must be really old like us folks!
The kids in this band look really, really young, way too young for this diseased, ugly, smelly twat. I hope this Max kid uses a haz mat suit if he shags that thing.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:36pm.
He's balding and has a "soul patch". Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?
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I like bald, but the soul patch makes it look like they aren't grown enough to know how to shave right.
but, he is in a boy band so that makes sense.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
can you imagine wanting to hook up with Lohan? i think Paris Hilton would be a cleaner bet at this point
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
LOL Whamz:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Paul_Lazar
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
He looks like he's no stranger to the roofie.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:40pm.
Seriously, they all look like Twinky Von Twinksters to me
just because they aren't all old and decrepid like your dream woman, Demi.....don't be hatin, LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Must be 'Dumb Twat Week' on the D.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:40pm.
she's trying to be the new Swifty?
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Swifty Lazar....I'm sorry Snowy have NO idea what that even means, sometimes I just write down my stream of conscious:P
Seriously, they all look like Twinky Von Twinksters to me
she's trying to be the new Swifty?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:36pm.
He's balding and has a "soul patch". Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?
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He could fuck Paris Hilton.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
"being dragged away in handcuffs after a Florida psychic wrongfully set her up by running into her fist"
Say what you will about Lindsay, she's going to have a fascinatingly pathetic obituary/biography.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
He's balding and has a "soul patch". Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?