Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's Gum
And you know it's Velveeta grits flavored.
Here's Our Forever Lady of Cheetos awkwardly posing like a first grader with explosive diarrhea on picture day at X-Factor's Final Four party in Beverly Hills last night. You know, I've been watching X-Factor lately, because Demi Lovato's ever-changing eyebrow game is hypnotizing and mostly because of all the herp derp faces that Brit Brit makes during judging. A blind and deaf sloth could give better critiques than Brit Brit does, but her derpy faces make up for it.
Brit Brit made some of those same derpy faces I've come to love at last night's X-Factor party. Now you know what you look like when you're in a crowded elevator and are trying hard to keep a loud fart from shooting out of your ass. You also now know what it looks like when somebody shouts "PIZZA HUT CAME OUT WITH A PERFUME!" within earshot of Brit Brit.
Here's more of Brit Brit at last night's X-Factor party with Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like a Wookie Jacqueline Susann).
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I can't with Britney's infected feet. What is that?
'Khloe Kardashian (who looks like a Wookie Jacqueline Susann).'
Yep, spot on!
That's just a wad of Simon Cowell's bloody seamen.
Whoa. Looks like Britney is off her meds (she must have been sticking them in the brick mortar behind the bed a la Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby).
All bets are off now - anything can happen! My bet is on another head-buzzing AND that she'll drive while standing up in front seat. We should have a pool!
I see that Shitters went with the "Pamela Anderson" weave model.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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*wheelie rides into thread*...
so?... ssooo!... i've been lookin' around these here parts, and have decided that OP is the closest thing to easy breazy, and not running into how anyone could possibly think that what one types into dlisted could alter anyone's opinion on... well... ANYTHING!!... so... yeah...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mssnGm8ZWEE
shake it up, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 2:18am.
Yay! So glad you found kitty a home instead of a shelter.
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Thanks PHM. It was looking like a shelter was my only option. I was dreading it. They "say" they are No Kill, but they do after a certain period of time.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
I am SO glad I found a family that was actually looking to get a cat and not someone taking her in on a guilt trip. I think she'll be happy. She is still very emaciated and has a hard time keeping food down. But she was looking a lot better this morning from 4 days ago. I almost cried when she left. It was heartbreaking cause we had to put her in a box to transport her. She freaked out about the box probably because she was stuffed in a box when she was thrown out of the car. I'm just happy that Kitty's Christmas will be the BEST!
Edited for crappy typing. Damn rented fingers.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 2:47am.
Britney will nuzzle your pregnant belly while she attacks you with a hammer.
hahahaha.
Goats??? Coolest goat farm in da world, in Pescadero, CA (near Half Moon Bay):
http://www.harleyfarms.com/farm.php
Yay about the kitten finding a home. Warms my hear after a really weird week -I know you guys don't know me because I dont ever comment, but I know you. I read MK religiously. Anway, glad about the orphaned kitten.
Also, question : Is Kloe a host? Why was she invited?
Those brows and dark eyeshadow = weird as fuck.
Britney will nuzzle your pregnant belly while she attacks you with a hammer.
Hello... (echos emit from Kim Kardashian's vadge).
VOB, don't blame ya. You have a good night. TTYL!
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PHM, here's hoping the storm passes by - hope you can stay in and don't have to go to work this weekend
Within, hey i'm part of the goat rights movement so it's all good with me
off to eat a late dinner -- g'night all, nice to see you as always!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Withy.. Thanks again..;) awesome shots...
Just going to toddle.. There was no way I was.
Going to play whack a troll.. It would have been full pads.. So I had a glass of wine instead. Hugs to all.. See you tomorrow..
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Foxxy, don't know how the goat talk started, VOB thought it best for us to bring some, that's all I remember. ;)
@PHM, hope it's not too bad, is it supposed to be? Please take care and keep warm then! Do you have enough food and supplies?
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Yea .. We were playing and an unexpected guest got my goat.... So I thought it was best not to engage...
I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Thanks, Within. I am probably alone here on the not liking beautiful men thing though lol. I am weird.
I am good, Foxxy, thanks. Preparing for our winter storm tomorrow..IF it happens.
Hey VOB! How are you doing?
what up there, VOB! are you doing ok? sorry, too tired and lazy to ready back tonight
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey Foxy.. PMH....,Withy... I ungraciously bolted and didn't put my goats-away...;)
Whamo... I smell Oscar....
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
@ PHM -- all's well in the den tonight, how you doin'?
@ Within -- yes please! to Neeson, yet i'm not going to shut my eyes to avoid what Mr. Assbender is bringing to the table ;-) thanks for the heads up!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, PHM if you like Liam Neeson or Assbender. Lucy posted two awesome gifs of them waaay down below where they're "wagging" around. And they are buff. Just thought you might like to know. ;)
Ya Whamo, horn, makes sense. Hockey has a kid who's been in Playboy, of course there's horn. And I promised I wouldn't tease...
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 2:12am
How are you Foxxy lady?
Submitted by LA me on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:40am.
Yay! So glad you found kitty a home instead of a shelter. Thanks for sticking it out. You are a good person :)
Hang in there, Within!! Hi PHM! *pokes Whamo w/frisky goat horns*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good evening everyone! 326 comments! *Goes to read all of the posts I missed today*
Ahh you know yer my bud Reason, it's all good lol:)
Submitted by LA me on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:40am.
Hi everyone! Just thought I would update you all on the abandoned kitty sitch.
SHE FOUND A HOME!!
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Yeah kitty, it'll have a nice warm Christmas now:)
Whamo, did I say that out loud? ooops. You know it's all done with tenderness and affection, NOW STRIP! OLOL Ok, I'll quit it. :)
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ubmitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:35am.
And no you guys, i am not offended. Its confusing even for us. And my avie is Zdeno Chara of the Bruins. I told you i liked hockey!
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Lol, that's part of what was throwin me too, I was thinking maybe you were a gay hockey playin dude with a GF!? Lol, heck I don't know, it's hard to figure out sometimes when you don't get a chance to see people.
Foxxy, very wise. Hope you have some rest once you finish the yard. Sounds like more than day's worth of work. We'll be needing some representation drafting the contracts (we filmed with no formal agreements, don't ask) haha. Your shopping tips should help too, ya they brought the wrong goats. :P
I don't write until end of next week woo-hoo but I fear the end is near...
@LA me, that is really great news on finding the kitty a home. Well done! Glad someone helped out and took it in! ;P
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@ Reason....hey quit stirin the pot ya little shit! Lol!
Hey there Foxxy girl:)
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:29am.
Whamo, yes, i am a woman a
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Ah ha, I'm sorry hockey, I was just a little confused as we were going along there lol. I figured you were but then a couple comments had me head scratchin that all, no biggie:) lol!
Hi Within! was an, um, challenging week but over and done. now focused on getting my front lawn festival of xmas fuckery up and flashing tomorrow, lol. are you in exams yet or still preparing?
i thought it best to just focus on the shopping comment and not delve into the goat-related discussion
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi everyone! Just thought I would update you all on the abandoned kitty sitch.
SHE FOUND A HOME!! Left off to her happy new family this morning. Christmas came early for Kitty! Thanks for everyones help and concern.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Hockey Fan, since he's not here at the mo *whispers* kick his butt anyway. ;p
ETA: Yasssss olloll save it to tease him. Night!
I think Foxxy's new looks a little scary. It's very nice but I think it's giving us some cool side-eye action. There I said it.
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I'm outty, chickadees. Let me know if Whamo picks his jaw up off the floor. Oh and tell him our daughter has been in Playboy. That oughta warm his little Canadian red blooded heart.
And no you guys, i am not offended. Its confusing even for us. And my avie is Zdeno Chara of the Bruins. I told you i liked hockey!
Hi Foxxy, Did you have a busy night? We've wrapped up filming. It was done in separate rooms so I still don't know what exactly it was... How was your day? ;)
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Ha ha Hockey Fan, told him!
Night night GG, sweet dramz!
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Whamo, yes, i am a woman and im with a woman. We're bisexual- we've both been married and she has four kids If we ever break up we're going back to men bc we love them. So are you now Whamo=mind officially blowm? Lol
I am out too sweet friends...see you all tomorrow.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:53am.
Thank you! :P *goes look for new wardrobe for everyone*
evening all -- so, we're shopping tonight?!!
*flexes, starts googling for promo codes and coupons, starts my engines
how are you within, whamo and everyone
/goats are sexy AND delicious. goats are the total package
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
VOB
No, never heard of Baz. Had to look him up. A director that likes to direct Nicole Kidman and DiCaprio. He looks like Anderson Cooper.
I don't get it.
I do know that you better take it slow. You are still convalescing, so not too much activity!
Whamo, I'm pretty sure HF said. Hockey Fan feel free to slam our butts, if you wish! Spanking is good around here :) How was your day Whams, did you finally make it to work... in person?
@Vob, I like how you write. You get the idea across in fewer words. Need to take notes.
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Withy.. You have outdone yourself with tonights class... Must go off and ponder more deep and meaningful things....xo B
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon