LeAnn Rimes Is Still Crying About Breaking Up Her Marriage By Jumping On Married Peen
It's been three long ass years since LeAnn Rimes broke her marriage vows to her husband Dean Rainbow Sherbert by breaking her coochie on Eddie Cibrian's taken dick and she's still weeping about it in front of cameras. During an interview with fellow praying mantis Giuliana Rancic for an E! special about her life, LeAnn continued to milk her affair with Eddie for attention and pushed out invisible tears while talking about it. Giuliana asked LeAnn why did she act on her horniness for Eddie while they were both married, and instead of being truthful by saying she wanted some good dick and he wanted a checking account full of gold, she said this (via UsWeekly):
"That is a huge question. I never, ever in my heart want to hurt anyone. But . . . I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. You might have had so many wonderful things with each other's spouses in your relationship, but something along the way broke that. You can't break what's broken already. No one . . . will ever understand how much thought and hurt, even towards each, other were put into our decision [to divorce our spouses and stay together]."
This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End.
But seriously, LeAnn needs to stop fake crying about this shit in interviews and on Twitter and put it all in album of songs like any self-respecting attention whore does (see: Taylor Swift).
If you need to see LeAnn ugly cry while talking about this, watch the clip below:
When she cries she looks like a blob fish trying to sneeze and I don't think I've stared at someone's nostrils as hard as I stared at LeAnn's during that clip. Do LeAnn's nostrils always look like that or do they just look extra wonky when she fake cries?
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Fake crying-no tears! They are both bullshitters!
Trick, please.
You know it's a sin and a goddamn shame when no one can even remember why this ho got famous in the first place.
Hell, *I* barely can remember!
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What does she do, exactly?
Oh that was a fun story. His wife Jessica (the plagiarist, stole her cookbook idea from another gal) was married to Eric Niederlander, of the Niederlander Theater family, for TWO WEEKS when she met Jerry, and decided she was in LOVE with Jerry ('s money) and she bailed on her marriage. TWO WEEKS????? WTF??? She is a money grubbing whore (the Niederlander family is loaded too).
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A few other pieces of salient information: Yeah, Eric Nederlander is a abusive A-hole BUT Jessica (who came from NOTHING, herself) would constantly brow-beat him in public when they were dating, accusing him of being a wimp and cheap because he wouldn't marry her. She met Jerry at the very expensive Reebok Club: she made Eric pay for her membership there starting long before they married. I'll give Jessica this: for a butt-ugly, whiny-voiced shrew, she gets an A+++ in Gold-Digging. (Oh, and hers & Jerry's kids are super-ugly, too.)
No a fan of LeAnn's in the least, but it amazing how she is portrayed as this homewrecker whereas (as others mentioned) Julia Roberts and St. Angie Jo had no problems hooking up with married men and everything is just fine.
Seriously, I don't approve of cheating, but the double standard is mind-blowing.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
You can add Kate Beckinsale to the list as well. Len Wiseman was married at the time he directed her in the first Underworld movie and she was a relationship with co-star Michael Sheen. But apparently they made it work since you never hear about it. Can't say I blame the guy either. Kate is mad ass HOT especially all suited up as Selene.
Just noticed that RING. Wow, she treated herself RIGHT.
Before, I was distracted by her histrionics, flaring horse nostrils and "zipper eyes" (I love the person who gave us this expression)
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
1. I didn't know Jerry Seinfeld broke up a marriage - whose?
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Oh that was a fun story. His wife Jessica (the plagiarist, stole her cookbook idea from another gal) was married to Eric Niederlander, of the Niederlander Theater family, for TWO WEEKS when she met Jerry, and decided she was in LOVE with Jerry ('s money) and she bailed on her marriage. TWO WEEKS????? WTF??? She is a money grubbing whore (the Niederlander family is loaded too).
Can't stand either her or Jerry or his stupid whiny show.
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Jerry Seinfeld is an a$$hole! I never liked him after he made fun of Larry King for something really minor in his dumb bee cartoon. I thought, "what an immature prick."
Somebody saw that bitches' crying head off already.
Thanks Hekki, HockeyFan and Versailles -I knew about the kerfuffle over her plagiarized cookbook but I never knew about this lil peccadillo.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
has she had work done to her face already?
Nobody likes me...wahhhhh...they call me a homewrecker...wahhhhh.
Lots of boo-hooing and sniffling, but not one tear in her eye.
Go make yourself another Exlax milkshake and calm the fuck down, LeeAnn.
Guiliana's face made me LOL throughout. When someone that nice-nice can't muster a fake smile, I believe we've got a bona fide cray cray on our hands.
Part of what makes this so pathetic is that she has an incredible natural gift that she's wasting away on bad pop songs and this kind of bs when she could be creating a Reba/Trisha type of legacy for herself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP2XB_SuxJM
She looked beautiful 15 pounds ago also.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
With all the blubbering she's doing lately about this, I'm willing to bet Eddie leaves her next yr.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 1:01pm.
All this talk reminds me of ButSeriouslyFolks. Has anyone seen her? Her story is a good example of how these things can happen. It was interesting to watch the progression of her relationship with VP and what happened and how she struggled with it all. Pretty compelling stuff.
And not to be un-compassionate and distant observer-ish, because she's a real person. I wish her well and would love to know how things are going, so if you're lurking, BSF, let us know!
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I was wondering the same. BSF, check in please.
Hockey fan, do you really regret it? It is perfectly fine if you don't since the deed is already done. It just sounds like you think you did right back then (he having a bad marriage and all).
You can screw around on how many you want, just have the decency to get separated first. And that shouldn't be too hard if you have a bad marriage.
I have been married for 25 years, together for 30, I have never been tempted by any other than my man.
Jolie wasn't married, Leann was.
Jolie is still a cunt.
Tori Spelling and her gold digger were both married when they started banging.
And squinty eyed people need to do something so they look normal, they annoy me.
I hate Jessica Seinfeld, but Eric Nederlander is an abusive piece of shit.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/broadway_scion_eric_nederla...
Don't know if someone already mentioned this, but Brandi Glanville is having a non-cancerous tumor in her breast removed soon. I can't help thinking that she announced the problem to try to re-gain some moral high ground or sympathy.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:32am.
Why doesn't anyone ask this question of Jolie? The questions only seem to be asked when the celebrity isn't considered royalty.
This ho has done the same shit Jolie, Roberts, and countless other starlets but she's the only one who can't get away with, "we were just friends before ending our marriages" bullshit.
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I think the media did ask her this questions for a couple years after they got together....it just doesn't seem like it because Leann and Eddie are newer than Brad and Angie.
Also - I have a good feeling she would stop an interview dead in it's tracks instead of indulging any journalist in an answer. I'm sure the media learned that asking about it was pointless because she was absolutely not going to talk about it. Leann, however, will tell you a tale until your hair turns grey....and it makes for good TV so they keep asking her.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:53pm.
Oh I agree. Jessica Seinfeld is a pretentious twat who makes my skin crawl. She's a GOOPy Paltrow groupie. Really that's all you need to know about her to know she's horrible.
As for affairs. Eh. Sometimes things happen. Far be it from me to judge. The thing that gets me about Leann is that she won't STFU about it. We'd all just quietly whisper behind our hands about it if she would refuse to talk about it.
All this talk reminds me of ButSeriouslyFolks. Has anyone seen her? Her story is a good example of how these things can happen. It was interesting to watch the progression of her relationship with VP and what happened and how she struggled with it all. Pretty compelling stuff.
And not to be un-compassionate and distant observer-ish, because she's a real person. I wish her well and would love to know how things are going, so if you're lurking, BSF, let us know!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
Hock, I think you're right. Some people cheat because they are dirty dogs. Other people cheat because their marriages are so dreadful, they need an outlet. Or a way out.
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I can only speak for myself. Not proud of it-- and other than on here, I don't talk about it.
Submitted by lastdiva: "1. I didn't know Jerry Seinfeld broke up a marriage - whose?"
His wife Jessica's. IIRC, they met at a gym like two weeks after she was married to someone else. She ditched that poor sap for the Big Payday!
I'm not judging. Jerry Seinfeld is a bazillionaire. If he wanted me, I might...
Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
1. I didn't know Jerry Seinfeld broke up a marriage - whose?
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Oh that was a fun story. His wife Jessica (the plagiarist, stole her cookbook idea from another gal) was married to Eric Niederlander, of the Niederlander Theater family, for TWO WEEKS when she met Jerry, and decided she was in LOVE with Jerry ('s money) and she bailed on her marriage. TWO WEEKS????? WTF??? She is a money grubbing whore (the Niederlander family is loaded too).
Can't stand either her or Jerry or his stupid whiny show.
You know, if she wants to keep getting plastic surgery, why doesn't she fix her eye game?? I hate squinty eyes. She needs to call Michelle WIlliams' eye surgeon stat. Oh come on, on Dawson's Creek she had those little slitty eyes that looked like zippers, and now she's all doe-eyed and shit? Bitch had work done, SERIOUS work done. Whoever did it is the best.
And LeAnn, quit with the fake crying and no tears!! We need the agua if we're even going to pretend to believe your ass!
Hock, I think you're right. Some people cheat because they are dirty dogs. Other people cheat because their marriages are so dreadful, they need an outlet. Or a way out.
1. I didn't know Jerry Seinfeld broke up a marriage - whose?
2. MeAnn acts like she's the first one to bust up a marriage but Paul & Joanne, Liz & Dick, Jolie & Pitt, Julia Roberts & Danny Moder all did it better.
As someone else on here once said "If the marriage is really failing, you don't go in and help it along, you wait your ass in the truck"
ITA with Naughychimp on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 2:11am.
Back off, predatory men & women, and let the marriage fail or succeed on its own, without your cheating influences!
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I'm going to get shit for posting this, and flame away on me if you have to, BUT I will agree to the fact that, at least partially, she IS right about one thing: You can't break what's already broken. (Unless you're just a dog like Eddie Cibrian or Michael Douglas-back in the day-- or any other person, man or woman, who can't keep their pants zipped.)
Some people are just cheaters, Fact. They'll bang anything if given the chance. BUT, in my own personal experience, that I've shared here before, I was never a cheater, and would never cheat...at least I thought that. I met a married man, and yes, we made bad decisions. He was unhappy (yes, I know his family), I was unhappy (yes, he knows mine), and a couple of time we made bad decisions. No, it wasn't right, and I regret it every day of my life. But, I will say that if I had been happy at the time, I never even would have looked that way at him, and I think he feels the same way.
That being said, LeAnn, WE DIDN'T CONSTANTLY TRUMPET OUR WOES TO THE WORLD!! STFU, seriously. The more you stir the pot, the more you cook your shit stew. Just. Shut. Up.
This annoying bitch. She has made herself so ugly. She was never pretty, but she used to be cute and healthy looking back when she was married to her ex. She just needs to shut the fuck up and live her life. Nobody cares about her marriage.
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Douchechill!
Boo frickity hoo. I guess sad rehab didn't work.
Jesus Mary and the ghost on a donkey, WILL THIS BITCH EVER SHUT UP??? If she got off Twitter and actually read some of these boards/forums, she'd realize we ALL HATE HER and want her to go the way of plaid pants, shoehorns, and victrolas. BUH BYE.
I was reading everyone's comments about how she can't have much money. Then I went to Wikipedia and found out bitch has had top ten hits through two decades. Most of it's country pop or adult contemporary, so most of us probably aren't familiar with them, but yeah, LeAnn is loaded. It appears that she's got another album coming out in 2013.
Why doesn't anyone ask this question of Jolie? The questions only seem to be asked when the celebrity isn't considered royalty.
This ho has done the same shit Jolie, Roberts, and countless other starlets but she's the only one who can't get away with, "we were just friends before ending our marriages" bullshit.
I do agree, she needs to stop talking about this and make some fucking music. She has a killer voice. She should bbe singing all of those Carrie Underwood songs. She's actually a better singer.
On being a celebrity that does interviews where people have to watch:
Rule#1 if you are unfortunate looking dont cry or make faces cuz its painful for us to watch.
Rule#2 Fake crying increases the uncomfortableness of Rule#1
Does she still work? Royalties can't be paying this much and dude barely works. Why is she famous?
"You can't break what's broken." Boo Hoo. The exes didn't seem to know they were broke. Geez girl. Done is done! Shut up.
Oh good Lord. Her eyes didn't even go red. But I agree with what Scott in NYC said. Just stop. It's giving her even more negative attention she doesn't need. Now if she, Brandi and Eddie quit dragging their dirty laundry out in public, maybe people will forget this and move on.
What an ugly, ugly woman. And how does she have money? Don't listen to country but the last song I remember of her's on the radio was a Trisha Yearwood remake - and that was ages ago??
Submitted by Aquarianne on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 6:58am.
I've seen 2-year-olds do a better job of fake tears!
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What tears? I didn't see any tears. And what's with the wonky eye? Bitch is a complete phony. Even Ms. Rancid looked disgusted.
I've seen 2-year-olds do a better job of fake tears!
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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
She has serious mental problems. Bitch, get help!
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I love LeAnn but she seriously needs to tell the world to fuck off and just stop talking about her affair. She doesn't owe the public an apology. Julia Roberts and Jerry Seinfeld each broke up marriages to marry their respective spouses but they're savvy enough never to discuss it. LeAnn needs good PR people in her life. I still love her beautiful voice and I hope she gets it together.
I've never really seen LeAnn in motion or seen her mannerisms (I always see her frozen in photos). She cries without tears and she appears to be an irrational pill popper. Basically, exactly what I expected.
Michael, please put something funny and sweet up. This world is bringing me down. This post (*gags*) and the previous posts are vomit inducing, the IceTCoco is sad. Mercy is the best looking pussy on Dlisted, we need more kitty pics in between these disgusting celebs. More cute pussy, less pussies!
They are average. No one cares. Does she realize everyone makes fun of her life? She must have no friends only agents,and twitter followers.
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Submitted by Miami on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 11:36pm.
It goes without saying that she is faking whatever crying she is pretending to do. Some other observations: Guliana is still in dire need of a Double-Double. Leann truly seems to be on at the very least lorazapam, or has had a few martinis. She is not able to clearly articulate her words and she seems to be unable to focus.
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Yes!! I would say maybe a combo of pills and white zin (I only say that because she seems like someone who would drink that nasty shit). She was trying so hard to seem composed and dramatically PAUSE EVERY SECOND because she couldn't remember what Guliana asked her.
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They are average. No one cares. Does she realize everyone makes fun of her life?
@vsminimoose:"we'll never hear the end of it until the two of them get divorced." We'll keep hearing about it long after they get divorced, trust me!
@oh dave: "But what money? Her parents spent it. She's the one that sued them. I don't like modern country music but I think I know the big names and I don't rememver LeAnn Rimes being on the radio. I worked at a place that played country radio during the Garth Brooks era and I don't remember her. She should be broke." Yeah, but according to celebritynetworth.com, she's worth about $38million. Now, I think that site often gets its numbers vastly wrong but even if she has only a quarter of that sum, she's still worth almost $10 million which is enough for a very comfy life for a childless woman who sells photos of herself to the paps and still receives a bit of money for old songs that play on the radio.
I don't even understand what she's trying to say, here. "No one . . . will ever understand how much thought and hurt, even towards each, other were put into our decision [to divorce our spouses and stay together]." Huh? Speak English, much?
Yeah, her ex-husband is Fo' Sho' Gay! I don't care that he married another woman after her - Tommy Cruise has been married 3 times. It proves nothing!
And this, "His marriage was already broken" bs... Every good marriage I know has gone through at least a few incredibly tough years where the couple just had to hang in there, push on through and believe that better times were coming. A Ho can tell herself that she can't break up a marriage that isn't already finished, but in fact there are a lot of strains that can make a marriage incredibly vulnerable for a period of time. Back off, predatory men & women, and let the marriage fail or succeed on its own, without your cheating influences!