LeAnn Rimes Is Still Crying About Breaking Up Her Marriage By Jumping On Married Peen
It's been three long ass years since LeAnn Rimes broke her marriage vows to her husband Dean Rainbow Sherbert by breaking her coochie on Eddie Cibrian's taken dick and she's still weeping about it in front of cameras. During an interview with fellow praying mantis Giuliana Rancic for an E! special about her life, LeAnn continued to milk her affair with Eddie for attention and pushed out invisible tears while talking about it. Giuliana asked LeAnn why did she act on her horniness for Eddie while they were both married, and instead of being truthful by saying she wanted some good dick and he wanted a checking account full of gold, she said this (via UsWeekly):
"That is a huge question. I never, ever in my heart want to hurt anyone. But . . . I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. You might have had so many wonderful things with each other's spouses in your relationship, but something along the way broke that. You can't break what's broken already. No one . . . will ever understand how much thought and hurt, even towards each, other were put into our decision [to divorce our spouses and stay together]."
This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End.
But seriously, LeAnn needs to stop fake crying about this shit in interviews and on Twitter and put it all in album of songs like any self-respecting attention whore does (see: Taylor Swift).
If you need to see LeAnn ugly cry while talking about this, watch the clip below:
When she cries she looks like a blob fish trying to sneeze and I don't think I've stared at someone's nostrils as hard as I stared at LeAnn's during that clip. Do LeAnn's nostrils always look like that or do they just look extra wonky when she fake cries?
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Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 11:27pm.
That made me curious, so I went and googled, even though she made 98 million on that first "blue" and most of that is gone with all those troubles, this scary clown is STILL worth 38/39 million!
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/singers/leann-rimes...
http://www.richbutbroke.com/393/Leann-Rimes-Net-Worth
she makes over a mill a year.
oh Eddie. tsk tsk
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A promiscuous celebrity... When will hollywood stop surprising me?
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She's worth $38 million. I'm not sure why either.
She's so intelligent and beautiful. Why can't everyone empathize and love her?
Her angelic face is twisted in heart-searing agony and it's all your fault.
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Maybe we should all just make a porn together, mashing our tits together and spitting on each other's poons, and make the few men on dlisted horny.
Just shut up LeeAnn. No one gives a fuck.
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LeAnn needs some Prozac served with a side of self esteem. I try not to hate on Unstable Mable too much, but she makes it so damn hard sometimes.
Submitted by JesusCrispies on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:45am.
Someone told me I look just like her. I almost killed that person.
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Are you Dlisted's new Luck Dragon?????
Both of them look like photos from The Grudge.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Someone told me I look just like her. I almost killed that person.
What is wrong with their faces? I mean both of them... I find 99% of the people I personally know normal looking in comparison... is there something wrong with my eyes?
It goes without saying that she is faking whatever crying she is pretending to do. Some other observations: Guliana is still in dire need of a Double-Double. Leann truly seems to be on at the very least lorazapam, or has had a few martinis. She is not able to clearly articulate her words and she seems to be unable to focus. I work with people with drug and alcohol problems. Let's just say Brandi was on point when she voiced concerns about Leann.
People keep talking about her money and I know you are right because I have not kept up, but as I remember she was the one that was supposed to sound like Patsy Cline and she had a song called "Blue" and then nothing. I think that was about thirty years ago. I really don't want to google her or read her wiki so I'm going with vague recollection.
But what money? Her parents spent it. She's the one that sued them. I don't like modern country music but I think I know the big names and I don't rememver LeAnn Rimes being on the radio. I worked at a place that played country radio during the Garth Brooks era and I don't remember her. She should be broke.
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Lemann is one fug bitch. It's so obvious Eddie is using her for her money. I bet he fucks hot chicks behind her back every chance he gets. I've never actually seen him act, but from pics he's good looking. Way too good looking for her busted ass.
MK, that screen capture at the top is priceless. LeAnn is channeling Chrissy Crocker (but without the cock in her mouth)....
Submitted by Madly on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 7:24pm.
...I remember when LeAnn Rimes was a pretty teenager with a beautiful singing voice...
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Really? In the video for Blue, she was a gap-toothed, squinty-eyed space alien with the bangs from hell.
This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End.
LOL. Yep.
Does she have an actual fanbase anymore? Because I'm finding it hard to believe anyone is buying this poorly acted bullshit.
your welcome, coco ;)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
This morning, it occurred to me. Leann Rimes is supposed to be famous for her singing, but when was the last time she had a hit? "Can't Fight the Moonlight" is the last one I can remember, and that was more than ten years ago. She's less relevant than Blohan, and THAT'S saying something!
She is seriously hideous.. Inside and out.
Life Lessons, by LeAnn Rimes:
1. I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected.
2. You can't break what's broken already.
So, what if something is just connected? You can separate that, right? And what if something is only partially broken?
Submitted by M.E.: "This shit was 100x the acting than that of Blohan in that Lez and Dick piece of shit!"
Do you know that for all the HYPE they did (ads on the sides of the city buses!), I missed it when our cable was out, and they didn't have the decency to re-run it a bunch of times. Fortunately, my SIL DVR'ed it for me. But don't they want to get their money's worth by running it a bunch of times?
Finally saw the video. Fakety fake ass muthafuckin fake.
I bet he's already cheating on her with someone who looks like Brandi. No matter how tight you put that leash on, a cheater always find a a way.
"Oh ME, ME, it's allllll about MEEEE" Bitch is so fake!!! I think she is obsessed with rubbing Brandi's nose in this mess every time there is a photo-op or interview. Her insecurity is palpable.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Even Giuliana's fake ass couldn't hold in the "HO PLEASE" side eye at the end.
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This shit was 100x the acting than that of Blohan in that Lez and Dick piece of shit!
She is soooo ugly but when she cries it is just hideous. No way Eddie wants to stay with this ugly histrionic
I'm hearing all the right noises, but I don't see any tears, bitch!! She must just be totally dehydrated from all dem laxatives...maybe she just shat herself instead? MYSTERIOUS
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 8:43pm.
If she and Olivier Martinez ever found each other and reproduced their kids would have no eyeballs. Or alternatively, they'd look like Marty Feldman.
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Oh wow, I laughed way too hard at that. Thanks for the visual, fards.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 8:32pm.
It means that if you are going to wrong someone, at least have the decency to be real with them about why. Cheating on a spouse is fucked up, but to constantly talk about how you and the extra dick were sooo meant to be together when the truth is that you just wanted to ride his cock, come on.
Disloyalty and dishonesty are two different things.
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Got it. Didn't this bitch go to rehab or relax rehab or something like that? It clearly didn't work since she's still doing interviews. If the two of them were happy they would just stop doing interviews on it. How many more times do they have to publicly address the infidelity on their parts and how happy they are? Normal people who fuck around do it and move on....we'll never hear the end of it until the two of them get divorced.
I wish she'd fall in the gaping chasm between her titty balls and never be heard from again.
MeAnn Whines is exhausting and that Giuliani really does resemble a praying mantis good call on that....who are her fans??? I don't think she has done any new music in eons she is to busy starving herself and posing on beaches with her Falcor face and skin and bones body....MeAnn's husband is for sure enjoying the ride while MeAnn Keeps whining he keeps boning other women, and Brandi keeps stirring the brew and cackling!!! All these assholes do deserve each other.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 7:34pm.
Her karma is coming, but Eddie sure did get instant karma didn't he? hahahaha fool.
Agreed. Cheaters both. You reap what you sow.
If she and Olivier Martinez ever found each other and reproduced their kids would have no eyeballs. Or alternatively, they'd look like Marty Feldman.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
1Glammy
Can you imagine waking up to THAT every day?
And the nerve! Boo fucking Hoo
MK, you find the best photos of drama-whores like MeAnn. What a face.
Countdown to Eddiot getting caught with another piece of ass.
Additional: Anybody make it through more than 10 seconds of this bullshit? Not me. Leann's fucking "serious" look made me ROFL at her phoniness.
The dramatic music is KILLING ME!!!
Who the f gets arranged music to play during an interview?
And, I wouldn't doubt she had the questions a week beforehand and a coach to practice with.
(skips off to make an exLax shake)
It means that if you are going to wrong someone, at least have the decency to be real with them about why. Cheating on a spouse is fucked up, but to constantly talk about how you and the extra dick were sooo meant to be together when the truth is that you just wanted to ride his cock, come on.
Disloyalty and dishonesty are two different things.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 7:49pm.
IMO, dishonesty is far worse than disloyalty.
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I dont understand...what does that mean?
"Really? I haven't given him much thought, for obvious reason, but I *do* remember thinking that he had the biggest case of GayFace I'd ever seen. Wasn't she saying things like you weren't there, you don't know what it was like, which I thought meant he was gay."
I had a friend who said the same thing when she cheated on her husband. I kept pressing for details and all she could come up with was that he didn't fuck her senseless whenever he saw her. I told her if she was going to bang the other dude the least she could do was move out while she figured stuff out. Want to know what she said? "where would I go?"
She was a stay at home mother to a two year old and a four year old. She didn't want to give up the beautiful home, nice car and easy life he provided her but she also didn't want to give up jumping in the other dude's dick. That's when I realized she was a mercenary cunt who put herself first and didn't give a good goddamn who she crushed in the process. We don't speak anymore. The other dude dumped her. The hubs took her back because he really loved her. Fuck entitled cheaters and their self-serving logic.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Her eyebrow game is something to be taken seriously. It's like a little jet black waxed handlebar mustache with two tiny breast lumps in the middle. Glamour!
Give this bitch a Razzie.
An E! special on her life? How much did she have to pay for that? The only thing she's crying about is the loss of her career and how much hate people are still heaping on her. Let's not forget that while all the cheating rumors where flying she made a point to be photographed with Dean, flashing her wedding ring, talking about going to marriage counseling and carrying around marriage books.
I'd have a little more respect for her if she just said "I didn't want to be married to Dean anymore". And every time she tries to cry in an interview there are never tears. Just that fug crying face.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
& here I thought Kim Kardashian had the ugliest fake botoxed cry
Wow that beat an SNL mock interview: Extreme facial contortions, unintelligible answers, over the top fake crying, exaggerated faux concern, awards strategically stacked all over the back ground.
Submitted by misslainey: "...We all know Eddie is cheating on her dumb ass. Her karma train is an Acela."
LOL! Good one!
We all have LeAnne fatigue. Her famewhoring is getting tiresome.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I'm with Guiliana's face re: Leanne's explanation: Da fuq??
(I have no idea if I've spelled their names correctly, and I don't care!)
Good God, Rimes and Rancic in the same room-- if only Danielle Staub had shown up, it would have looked like footage of the Austalian grasshopper plague!
IMO, dishonesty is far worse than disloyalty. This bitch is lying through her horse teeth.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life