LeAnn Rimes Is Still Crying About Breaking Up Her Marriage By Jumping On Married Peen
It's been three long ass years since LeAnn Rimes broke her marriage vows to her husband Dean Rainbow Sherbert by breaking her coochie on Eddie Cibrian's taken dick and she's still weeping about it in front of cameras. During an interview with fellow praying mantis Giuliana Rancic for an E! special about her life, LeAnn continued to milk her affair with Eddie for attention and pushed out invisible tears while talking about it. Giuliana asked LeAnn why did she act on her horniness for Eddie while they were both married, and instead of being truthful by saying she wanted some good dick and he wanted a checking account full of gold, she said this (via UsWeekly):
"That is a huge question. I never, ever in my heart want to hurt anyone. But . . . I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. You might have had so many wonderful things with each other's spouses in your relationship, but something along the way broke that. You can't break what's broken already. No one . . . will ever understand how much thought and hurt, even towards each, other were put into our decision [to divorce our spouses and stay together]."
This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End.
But seriously, LeAnn needs to stop fake crying about this shit in interviews and on Twitter and put it all in album of songs like any self-respecting attention whore does (see: Taylor Swift).
If you need to see LeAnn ugly cry while talking about this, watch the clip below:
When she cries she looks like a blob fish trying to sneeze and I don't think I've stared at someone's nostrils as hard as I stared at LeAnn's during that clip. Do LeAnn's nostrils always look like that or do they just look extra wonky when she fake cries?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 6:24pm.
"I bet her ex pretended to be swishy just so he wouldn't have to fuck her. Ever."
Yeah. It's confirmed. I fucking love you.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
*cries with quivering lips*
OMG...get over it already! As with a lot of married couples, the sex starts to get stale and really I'm not sure what the right thing to do is after that. Cheating is wrong but being sexually frustrated sucks too. An open marriage maybe...I don't know.
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Ummm I'd like her to expand on the broke part.
What marriage isn't broke? I mean just a little bit in some way shape or form? Brandi seems like kind of a shallow moron so I'm sure it wasn't the ideal marriage but someone like Leann would EASILY try to capitalize on any imperfection on a marriage and consider it a huge problem, except for maybe her marriage to Eddy now.
That's the ultimate other woman's excuse when breaking up a marriage....it makes them feel better. And of course it's perfect for a man if he's got some blonde chasing after him to pick at any problem in a marriage and use that as an excuse.
God.....The closer I am to getting proposed to the more cynical and weary I am about getting married. It just has 100 different ways to go horribly wrong.
omg, she's totally faking it! Not one single tear. when people get upset the first thing happens is welling up. Her eyes are dry all the way thru! That stinks. I had no idea there were people that fake out there. WOW.
WTF with Giuliana Bobblehead nodding her head in agreement like she's in church or something? "Amen LeAnn. When thou art super-connected thou must cheat. Thou cannot break what is already broken. Of course thou could try to fix it, but in this case thou wilt get a pass..."
LMAO!!! @ agirl
"And, off-topic:
Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas:
DIS DICK IS GOOD!
DIS MONEY IS GOOD"
Put me down for both of 'em!
Yeah I don't get what Eddie sees in this bitch , they both got those wonky eyes I guess in this case love is literally blind! she can't even speak well.
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Don't start none and they'll be none.
LMAO!!! @ agirl
"And, off-topic:
Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas:
DIS DICK IS GOOD!
DIS MONEY IS GOOD"
Put me down for both of 'em!
Yeah I don't get what Eddie sees in this bitch , they both got those wonky eyes I guess in this case love is literally blind! she can't even speak well.
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Don't start none and they'll be none.
I watched thinking I would get angry and instead I laughed.
thanks LeAnn!
Her karma is coming, but Eddie sure did get instant karma didn't he? hahahaha fool.
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Bitch you have a haaaaaooooooooooge forehead. Now shut up those greasy lips
Why are any of these people famous? I remember when LeAnn Rimes was a pretty teenager with a beautiful singing voice, then she dropped off my radar. Now she's a gruesome-looking woman with a husband I've never heard of outside of Dlisted, and his ex-wife is someone else I had never heard of until all this shit started.
It's a little car-wrecky in its appeal, so I get that part of it. I mean, this woman is so homely, I can't look away. It's bizarre how she thinks she looks so damn fine in a bikini that she has to share the photos with the world.
I'm baffled by how that young songbird turned into … this.
LeAnn Rimes' "Blue" video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8QuO_Q8C9k
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 6:24pm.
I bet her ex pretended to be swishy just so he wouldn't have to fuck her. Ever
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Bahhhhaaaaa ! Luci, once again priceless, my dear.
Maybe Eddie's dick is good, or maybe she hadn't had any dick in a long time b/c her ex was one of the geigh. And because she uglay.
Re: that clip: she also fullashit.
And, off-topic:
Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas:
DIS DICK IS GOOD!
DIS MONEY IS GOOD!
At least she didn't break if off with Eddie and stay with the hubs. Fucking nothing is worse. Because then the cheater just tells everyone behind their spouses back lame shit like they owe it to them to try to make it work..like they are chivalrous for not sticking their dick in someone else anymore.
Or they say they couldn't leave because they love their spouse (but aren't in love with them) but maybe they can try and feel that way some day. Then they just cheat on spouse with another piece. So yeah. At least she just fucking ended it. Now she just needs to shut the fuck up about it and enjoy his cock before his body rebels and starts making him use a Cialis/Viagra cocktail and a Med Vac.
Not adding personal experience in there or anything. >.>
I don't know how those 4 walls could have contained such pretentiousness between these two skeletal hags. Both these bitches are full of shit but at least Leann can sing
Change is coming through my Shadow
That was some of THE WORST ACTING I have ever seen, and this is coming from someone who watched the movie Glitter when it was still in theaters...with my grandma....we were the only ones in the theater....Oh wait..this was an interiview she was doing? *scratches head and walks out*
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
This bitch spoke too soon. I bet that within a few months,she'll be on Twitter whining about how Eddie fucked around on her sorry ass.
I get the whole attraction to a married man thing--been there myself. But you don't destroy another woman's marriage, even if it's on its last leg. She's crying because she's a dumb bitch who just realized what a dumb bitch she is. Passion alone doesn't make a marriage. We all know Eddie is cheating on her dumb ass. Her karma train is an Acela.
I'm loving Giuliana's side eye.
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End.
Nailed it, MK
LMAO!! Even Guiliaiaiaiana is like "Bitch, how many times have you practiced this speech in the mirror???" Hahaha
Eddie and LeAnn= Ugly. Untalented. Horz.
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Love how she made sure to flash that ice she purchased for herself as an engagement ring. Take that Brandi. LeAnn will the ex-Mrs Eddie Cibran in less than two years. Eddie's still got enough bounce in his walk to land a rich divorcee looking to put in a dig at the ex-husband with some junior cock.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
The marriage was broken...blah blah blah....we had a super and undeniable connection...yada yada yada. Falcor got a hot guy to bone her and she wasn't letting go, no matter what, but deep down she knows he had other sidepieces, he's a serial cheat and she only 'got' him because his wife ditched him and he needed a soft and well-moneyed place to land.
my ears burn from listening to her high pitched whine. What a fug.
I think she's owning up to her choices...we're the ones who won't move the fuck on already. Same as the AngiHOlina, Brad and Jennifer triangle. It's just fun to pick the scab.
and afterwards, they split a stalk of celery and a packet of splenda and talked about how fat posh spice is.
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Those are two unfortunate looking women.
God I love a good "ugly cry" especially when it's for attention or sympathy in which case atleast try and squeeze a tear out next time LeAnn. Freakin amature.
JAYSUS, I'm tired of her whining. Bitch needs to take responsibility for her actions. End of discussion.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
I don't know what's worse Juliana's fake sympathetic nods or Leann's no existent tears. Why is anyone still talking about this- is it 2010?
I don't know what's worse Juliana's fake sympathetic nods or Leann's no existent tears. Why is anyone still talking about this- is it 2010?
She's just trying to throw shade at Brandi when she says shit like their marriage was broken and you can't come between a super connection.
Slinky Slim is gonna learn the hard way what will come between her and Eddie's super connection.
Lisbet, yes, yes and yes.
She and Dean were on an episode of MTV Cribs and I thought he was as gay as the day is long. (Not that there's anything wrong with it!). So their marriage ending wasn't a surprise, but his remarriage to a woman was. I hope he's happy though.
And all the other stuff you said about marriages.
I bet her ex pretended to be swishy just so he wouldn't have to fuck her. Ever.
"You can't break what's broken already."
Oh, good god. I read that Carla Bruni said something similar and it's just plain wrong. Yes, the other person has an obligation to keep their legs together/their mickeys zipped. Yes, you never know what's happening in someone else's marriage. But take some responsibility. Even if it's true, *you* don't have be the one cheating, with a married person, no less.
Also, does anyone suspect that she knows her marriage is fucked up, but doesn't want to admit it? Because that would be embarassing, and she took his interest in her as a validation of her worth as a woman.
@ Hekki - Love your double-hatted Little Edie. Extra festive!!!!
heh@fellow praying mantis
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 6:05pm.
Remember her ex is married now to a pretty cool looking woman who is a fashion photographer and has a pretty nice resume. I hope they're very happy. And doing a lot of laughing.
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Really? I haven't given him much thought, for obvious reason, but I *do* remember thinking that he had the biggest case of GayFace I'd ever seen. Wasn't she saying things like you weren't there, you don't know what it was like, which I thought meant he was gay.
I bet she's envious of Ghouliana's skeletal body.
Ah, I love that excuse for cheating. She was just compelled to act because it was meant to be and really, who was she to argue? *shrug* It was just the right thing to do. It was really just out of her control. Really. No stopping it.
Gross.
"This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:
"DIS DICK IS GOOD!" - LeAnn
"DIS MONEY IS GOOD!" - Eddie
The End."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Truth distilled.
All hate aside....I really do like her engagement ring. I want that sucker.
Damn. That is one ugly mug.
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I saw a clip of this on the today show, of all things. She's just trying to promote her new album. I didn't realize how fugly she is until this interview. And I'm convinced that she doesn't have any girlfriends. Due to insecurity and she seems like a shitty person.
Her face looks frozen. And weird...par for the course.
Oh man...you just KNOW it's going to be bad (or good, depending how you look at it,) when those two divorce.
Gonna git uglay.
arrrgh! wow her nostrils... :S ahahahaha.
and wtf with that soft porn music?? lol
Coma Caca!
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Remember her ex is married now to a pretty cool looking woman who is a fashion photographer and has a pretty nice resume. I hope they're very happy. And doing a lot of laughing.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/39619
is she speaking english?
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Oh please. Own up to your shit bitch.